#and i am CORRECT

[saintchaser]

james is a loud snorer, remus sleeps like a log, sirius is a restless sleeper, and peter manages to fall out of bed at least once a week

#and i am correct #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew

[actual-changeling]

this is oddly specific but a lot of the time when I need something happy to cheer myself up I just think about Joel smiling into his mug while Ellie is sitting at the breakfast table with him and just talking about her latest favorite book a mile a minute, hands flying around and almost knocking over her tea, and he just looks at her and the warmth trickling through his chest and into his stomach is not because of the coffee.

similar scenario with him on the porch and watching Ellie walk home from school while talking to her friends, and the sun is catching in her her, but her smile is brighter than any star could ever be, and Joel hides his dopey grin in his cup but all he can think is god, she deserves to be happy

#alex writes tlou #the last of us #tlou #joel and ellie #joel miller #ellie williams #apparently my first thought when looking at them is #get those bitches a hot beverage #and i am correct

[waterbottlqueen]

psybuki antis looking away when people talk about how fubuki kissed psykos and carressed her cheek and let psykos rest on her WHITE. FUR. COAT. when psykos literally just came flying from a monster still covered in gross monster juice and fubuki still caring about psykos despite everything shes done and

#shui talks #opm #one punch man #psybuki #fubukos #people is me #and i am correct #psybuki antis literally take the fattest L's #just say you cant handle the thought of your quote on quote waifu being a girl kisser

[ellifromspace]

bill and ted are rosencrantz and guildenstern 2 me

#and i am correct #bill and ted #rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead #💫

[antixabound]

Every time I do any thinking of Homestuck Troll Biology™ I have the very funny thing of going, “hmmmmm, actually that’s Alternian Empire propaganda”, and today is of no exception. as I know have the idea that the various psychic powers are not bound by blood and the reason that there aren’t any highblood psychics or psionics is because it doesn’t fit with the Empire’s idea of what a highblood is and should be. in that same way a burgundy blood that displays psionic capabilities similar to what you’d probably expect to find in a gold blood would be culled. though I imagine that highbloods that display telekinesis or the ability to commune with animals would be probably lobotomized or otherwise made to suppress their abilities. As while said abilities would be useful, they don’t fit the empire’s image of physically strong and long lived nobility. Basically I am the tinfoil hatted buffoon who is rambling about the incredibly vague and limited information of what we have on the intricacies of troll biology and deciding that it is all actually fake and not real and meant to fool us.

As I have said before I have no evidence but it feels like something that could be absolutely true.

#Homestuck #homestuck theory #homestuck troll biology #actually the lore is wrong #canon is not right #and I am correct #I am the big brain bgirl #I have the greatest headcanons #all the time I am correct #45% of the time it works 100% of the time

[impishtubist]

To the anon with the controversial omega Sirius take in my inbox..........you are 100% correct.............but I’m not brave enough right at the moment to post it on tumblr dot com 😂

#you're so right though #i have always thought this #and i am CORRECT

[startingfires]

okay drop YOUR sntv ranking 🥹

ok ok i suppose that's fair. i'll do vault tracks separately bc idk how they fit into the overall ranking yet

1. mine

2. enchanted

3. sparks fly

4. haunted

5. the story of us

6. never grow up

7. long live

8. dear john

9. better than revenge

10. last kiss

11. back to december

12. ours

13. mean

14. speak now

15. superman

16. innocent

vault tracks:

1. foolish one

2. timeless

3. when emma falls in love

4. castles crumbling

5. electric touch

6. i can see you

also i must say that i like the originals better

#and i am correct #kavya #ask

[foryouthegays]

assigned autistic silly lore enjoyer mentally ill by homestuck

#and i am correct #also fuck u cronus u fucking suck ill kill you i will dont fucking test me #nepeta is my bestie i think shes neat calliope is such an interesting character like hello????? kankris a bitch (affectionate) (derogatory) #and dirk is like. such a guy he makes me laugh #i have excellent taste and this is a fact

[astro-inthestars]

i would do a kick flip off of you

do you mean it 😳

#astroanswers #this is the best possible funniest response i could have mustered #and i am correct #i'd help you witht he kick flip <333 #love and light

[fairydriver]

if you post an image in discord itll round the corners, but once you hit a certain smallness it rounds into a circle. so basically if you make an image that is 32x32 and you post it in discord itll go from this

to this.

so you basically can just draw a little face in mspaint or something and paste it into discord and itll look like a little emoji. you can potentially mess around with this a lot, its proportional to your image going smaller and it doesnt have to be a square either.

#I THINK THIS HAS A LOT OF FUN POTENTIAL #discord #i am reblog locking this bc i lack the ability to properly issue corrections (see replies) #and also because getting notes like this causes me some distress #please feel free to issue a version of this post that is more accurate yourself (any reader) #but i will refrain #i still think its fun tho i initially noticed this at the 16 scale where it works regardless #just have fun and express yourself in a carefree manner

[lunarw0rks]

john “big stretch” price

simon “make it fit” riley

soap “just the tip” mactavish

kyle “give me one more” garrick

#i feel as though i am wholeheartedly correct and will not share my research with any of you #but i am also half asleep and thought of this list ina cold sweat so LEAVE ME ALONE #!!! #mw2 #call of duty #task force 141 #mw3 #141 task force #141 #rachel speaks

[inkskinned]

i love when words fit right. seize was always supposed to be that word, and so was jester. tuesday isn't quite right but thursday should be thursday, that's a good word for it. daisy has the perfect shape to it, almost like you're laughing when you say it; and tulip is correct most of the time. while keynote is fun to say, it's super wrong - i think they have to change the label for that one. but fox is spot-on.

most words are just, like, good enough, even if what they are describing is lovely. the night sky is a fine term for it but it isn't perfect the way november is the correct term for that month.

it's not just in english because in spanish the phrase eso si que es is correct, it should be that. sometimes other languages are also better than the english words, like how blue is sloped too far downwards but azul is perfect and hangs in the air like glitter. while butterfly is sweet, i think probably papillion is more correct, although for some butterflies féileacán is much better. year is fine but bliain is better. sometimes multiple languages got it right though, like how jueves and Πέμπτη are also the right names for thursday. maybe we as a species are just really good at naming thursdays.

and if we were really bored and had a moment and a picnic to split we could all sit down for a moment and sort out all the words that exist and find all the perfect words in every language. i would show you that while i like the word tree (it makes you smile to say it), i think arbor is correct. you could teach me from your language what words fit the right way, and that would be very exciting (exciting is not correct, it's just fine).

i think probably this is what was happening at the tower of babel, before the languages all got shifted across the world and smudged by the hand of god. by the way, hand isn't quite right, but i do like that the word god is only 3 letters, and that it is shaped like it is reflecting into itself, and that it kind of makes your mouth move into an echoing chapel when you cluck it. but the word god could also fit really well with a coathanger, and i can't explain that. i think donut has (weirdly) the same shape as a toothbrush, but we really got bagel right and i am really grateful for that.

grateful is close, but not like thunder. hopefully one day i am going to figure out how to shape the way i love my friends into a little ceramic (ceramic is very good, almost perfect) pot and when they hold it they can feel the weight of my care for them. they can put a plant in there. maybe a daisy.

#warm up #writeblr. #i am not going to personally comment on the pineapple debate #some things are too big for me. #maybe we could have everything on earth choose their own names. #wouldn't that be fun #it is a creative writing exercise. okay. ily #''why only these languages?'' ..... bc i dont know every language #sorry :( #PLEASE leave me comments about what words u think are correct. i love learning them #btw! this isn't saying these are the most BEAUTIFUL words for it... just the words that are the most CORRECT #like i quite like the word ''keynote'' as mentioned. it's got a lot of fun sounds in it. #but it is not CORRECT. #''gloaming''' is interesting and fun and poetic but it is NOT correct . evening is MORE correct #but less beautiful. #does that make sense?

[uncanny-tranny]

The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

#disability #disability advocacy #described images #image description in alt #ableism #ableism tw #my full-time job is my disability and you're lucky that i am still 'productive' as-is #your boss doesn't care that you think you're superior for being hired by them. they're still going to treat you like profit machines #it astounds me how people will capitulate for oppression because they place their intrinsic value in their ability to be at the top... #...or at least 'at the top' compared to others. it's the same impulse that makes people think their cisgender status makes them superior... #...you are placing your worth into systems which not only oppress others but offer you no true sense of worth... #...ESPECIALLY if you're also being exploited (even if just a bit)... #...you have a job sure but... do you actually get treated like a human being? are you actually paid? are you actually safe?... #...if the answer to any of those questions and more is 'no' then why do you place your value in capitalistic production. genuinely. #and why would you DEMAND disabled people to have the same exploitation you experience. why do you DEMAND productivity if you are proletaria #yes being a leftist and anticapitalist are linked but. some people still internalize capitalism without questioning it #being a leftist is about challenging that rather than assuming you're correct i think #also scientists were very silly when describing time that's like. less than a millisecond i think

[brucespringsteendotcom]

"tomato is a fruit" people piss me off so bad. Yeah and. Lettuce is a leaf. Carrot is a root. Potato is a stem. Vegetable doesn't exist in nature we made that up. And aren't you glad🥬🥦🥒🥕🥔🥕🌽🍅🍆🫑🫛🍠🥑

#turning off reblogs because you are all so fucking stupid..........please google 'are potatoes roots' before you correct me 😭 #and stop trying to sound smart by explaining botanical vs culinary definitions to me. i know that. i am a scientist LOL

[explosionshark]

Tbh if you're a teenager who is marginalized and feels rejected by society the coolest thing you can do for yourself is get really into metal bc it's a subculture that's proud of being outside of the mainstream, it's got a HUGE breadth of diversity in style, the uniform is black t-shirts with gross designs which look good on everyone AND the experience of going to your first show (or just sitting in your room w the music up loud) and headbanging til your neck is sore is SO life affirming

#i am biased. but also correct

[nazumichi]

neurotypicals are so funny sometimes. “well, just don’t forget it next time.” holy shit. you’ve done it. you’ve fixed me. who knew memory problems could be solved so simply? i am no longer autistic, i am ready to join you at the social function. by god.

#/sar #raii talks a lot #i think it’s a combination of the autism and the adhd but an irl said “i am no longer autistic” yesterday when she got through small talk #and i haven’t stopped thinking about it. anyway if i’d known i could “just remember” i wouldn’t have signed up for this oh wow /j #attacking my math professor is always morally correct. it is always the right thing to do