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artoodeetootired · 4 days

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lowkey

when two celebrities known for being a beast in their respective fields are actually the shyest in real life- especially when it comes to attraction.

op!81 x fem!singer (smau)

🫧“us in a king size, keep it a secret. say i’m ur queen, but i don’t wanna leave this lowkey.” 🫧

p.s (let's pretend the qatar and las vegas gp's are rounds 10 + 12 of 24 respectively hehe)

ynuser

Tagged: bsfuser

ynuser so... been kind of busy lately...

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forynln U DISAPPEAR FOR 5 MONTHS AFTER UR LAST ALBUM AND POST OUTTA NOWHERE... girl u cannot keep doing this to us...

-> user1 lol watch her

-> user2 Bruh stfu she literally gave us a god sent album made of unicorn shit she doesn't owe u anything

bsfuser i hate you for telling me what's boutta go down but not let me say shit to anyone 😞

-> user3 it's ok bestie u can tell me, i won't tell anyone :)

ynluv How she is so different irl compared to her stage self still baffles me to this day.

-> user4 FR like wdym u gonna be busting out moves that get u viral then act like the sweetest creature on earth when u out here?? 😭

-> user5 duality go prr. she's probably the shyest celebrity i've ever seen.

-> user6 I can't believe she's an '03 baby.

gracieabrams omg ur orange cat

-> user6 car*

-> user7 car*

-> user8 luv u gracie

user9 orange suits yn so well

user0 lando is such a fanboy 😂

-> user| him and half the grid have been so consistent with promoting her LMAO

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landonorris: would've been right next to u if stroll hadn't crashed again

mclaren: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

user_: being very calm compared to ur reaction after lance's fiasco today LOL

logansargeant: LET'S GOOO

user@: wow our pastry posts after a century

alexalbon: oi why didnt you take lily's and my advice to post with yn's music if u asked us in the first place...

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f1 Our special guest performer and new partner for the 16th round on our calendar, Las Vegas, has been confirmed; a little fun before the racing begins! We bet you guys will like this one... 🤭

Until then, round 11 in Netherlands next weekend 🇳🇱 Stay tuned!

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user! omg i have been waiting for this

f1forlife istg if they bring out the same performers as before...

fanacc the amount of singers liking this post is really fucking with us LOL

alexalbon hi f1 pls tell me u listened to us and booked the grid's voted fav 😸

-> charlesleclerc agreed.

-> maxverstappen1 agreed.

-> landonorris @oscarpiastri and i will boycott.

-> oscarpiastri mate i didn't even vote.

-> landonorris okay fine but u do like yn/ln right? ...right? 🔪

-> oscarpiastri ...

-> landonorris dw everyone osc's just shy no need to cancel him

-> danielricciardo 💃🏽

-> lance_stroll wait there was a vote?

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ynuser

ynuser switch up

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forynln she's killing us and she knows it damn well

user pls just one hint 😭

user how do u feel about oscar piastri not liking u LMAO

arianagreenblatt gorg bestie 😩

user the aesthetic change is very sus

user ladies and gentlemen, the queen of singing, dancing, and gatekeeping

-> user the way we still pine after her and her whereabouts even though she is the most nonchalant pop girl out there

-> bsfuser she's cooking smth 🧐

-> frd2 yk smth dont u 🥸

2 weeks later...

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lewishamilton: why did i not see toto doing this????

ynuser: it was a pleasure meeting u too 🤠

f1: You boys are very welcome

totowolff: George...

-> georgerussell: please don't fire me

landonorris: ok but did u see the way she looked at me??

-> georgerussell lando, u know full well she was looking at someone else

-> landonorris shut up :(

-> georgerussell i will not allow u to ruin her with ur playboy antics

-> landonorris EXCUSE ME

landonorris and f1 🔁

Tagged: f1, ynuser, charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, georgerussell63, fernandoalo_official, maxverstappen1, and oscarpiastri

landonorris best. weekend. ever.

mini photo dump of the boys at the concert 'cause @ynuser actually performed for us 🤯🤯 we're such huge fans- it was epic meeting you!

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landonorris p.s. oscar loves her, he's just shy

-> oscarpiastri lando u idiot

-> logansargeant i can confirm ahem

mclaren we advocated for this very hard, just so yk...

-> user0 the gods (you) have bestowed us simpletons (seriously) with such a blessing (yn and mclaren interactions)

-> userl for the whole grid? the fans? ...or a particular someone? 🤭

ynuser epic meeting me??? bro i almost fainted meeting u guys and drivers i've been a fan of since i was 10 😭😭😭

-> bsfuser how was it omg

-> ynuser LOL definitely an interesting experience...

-> landonorris omg she replied 😭

-> georgerussell bro she called u bro

user_ im convinced theyre music drunk and not substance drunk here 😮‍💨

ynuser

Tagged: f1

ynuser you all already know. this thread is as aesthetically chaotic as my mind rn.

thank you to my team for handling such a mess of me when since i got this invitation !! could not be here, or look this decent without any of u.

thank you to @f1 from the bottom of my heart. i've been such a fan since i was in nappies, nd you guys just made a dream of mine come true. from the races, new friends, to performing for such a crowd in vegas, it has been one of the most surreal weekends of my life. you all just know im gonna be clutching on to this partnership for as long as i breathe. nd congrats to @maxverstappen1, @oscarpiastri, nd @charlesleclerc on the podium ! until next time 🏎💋✨

(last slide is real footage of me meeting toto wolff)

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redbullracing thank you for stopping by our pit!

-> mclaren ok but she went to ours first

-> scuderiaferrari yeah... she liked us most though. should've seen her face when she walked in.

-> mercedesamgf1 you guys know she was a long-time mercedes fan before this right??

-> landonorris what is going on? (she definitely liked hanging out with us more)

-> logansargeant lol you're so delulu (laughed way harder with my group)

oscarpiastri thank you too! we should hang out again sometime soon

-> landonorris 'hang out' pfft sure

-> user omg oscar commenting on a non-f1 person's post??? a FEMALE nonetheless????

-> oscarpiastri everyone has to chill fr

bsfuser that’s MY BESTIE

-> user she is GLOWING

-> ynimagine mommy??? sorry. mommy??? sorry.

-> user she is SNATCHED WTF

oscarpiastri

Tagged: danielricciardo, ynuser

oscarpiastri 2nd in vegas! amazing job to the team for this accomplishment, daniel for his dedication, nd yn, who we're all still star-struck by. cheers! 🍾

(credit to @pierregasly's story for second slide)

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user guys istg i was in the paddock the whole time AND i know what i saw. so when i say they hit it off really well...

user omg oscar even picked up on her 'nd' habit 😭

ynuser 🧡🧡🧡

-> user u are actually an angel sent from the depths of hell in the best possible way. the setlist??? the body and face??? the personality???

landonorris oscar you... 😨 when did u even go to the front of the stage for that last pic????

lewishamilton cute, flirty, teenage stuff and all but are we not gonna talk about danny ric

-> danielricciardo i think we should just go back to gushing about oscar's crush

-> carlossainz55 his crush??? what am i missing????

-> charlesleclerc the baby has grown up

bsfuser 🤨

Tagged: ynuser

f1 yn appreciation post 🤍🤍🤍

Could not have asked for a better performer and partner to grace us with her presence this weekend 👏🏼

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user my timeline is EXPLODING

user converting f1 fans into yn fans too

landonorris slay

-> danielricciardo slay

-> pierregasly slay

-> alexalbon slay

-> lewishamilton what is 'slay'?

-> charlesleclerc slay

-> maxverstappen1 slay

ynuser thank u thank uuu

-> user9 queen what were u on tonight??

-> {user} not even her debut was this hype 💀

ynworld STEP ON ME

f1__grid bruh this is so unecessary... she clearly just wants attention

-> user# stay pressed ur favs like her more than u <3

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oscarpiastri posted a story 10sec

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user: soooo wonder who took this photo 🧐

user: u guys got smth to tell us? ;)

alexalbon: why do u look depressed today

landonorris: where are u bro

user: what's ur fav yn song?

ynuser: im sorry i can't make it today osc :(

-> oscarpiastri: it's okay, best to let everyone cool down anyways. i'll see u next week?

-> ynuser: i promise :)

1 week later...

ynuser posted a story 30sec

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lewishamilton: ayeee my fav coming over to the pit today?

-> ynuser: i wouldn't miss it for the world 😸 plus fans are dying to know how u pick ur fashion sense out

-> lewishamilton: oh lord

f1: 🤍

landonorris: pls be kind with the question this time :(

-> ynuser: aweeee

-> ynuser: no.

oscarpiastri: wya??

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1 month, 3 races, and 2 performances later...

~3 months later...

oscarpiastri

Tagged: ynuser

oscarpiastri i can't take it anymore. since u guys have wanted to know, anyway.

you've been on my mind since the day i met you (nd yes, admittedly since lando showed me your music videos), nd then when i met you with the biggest crush, i quickly decided that you are one of the most talented, beautiful, kindest people ever. fuck all if i just got my first win, it wouldn't have meant anything without u. i can't have asked for a better partner in crime to wear my number at the races.

although we've been pretty great at keeping it low key these past few months to just family and friends, i wanna show you off, my love x

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oscarpiastri also, ty to the grid for keeping it private, nd yes, i will be treating u all for dinner.

-> danielricciardo LFGGGGG

user oh my god.

jennaortega the question is if she beat him at karting

-> oscarpiastri she did...

carlossainz55 i never thought this day would come

landonorris cant put both my happiness and bewilderment that you actually hard launched into words

-> georgerussell character. development.

user ONE OF MY FAV SINGERS BECAME MY FAV WAG TOO AHHHHHHHH

arianagrande y'all cute asf 😭😭😭

user I CALLED IT

-> user nah dont u lie we all thought we were lying to ourselves LMAO

bsfuser one wrong move and i’ll send stroll to do more than just hit u on track 😺

-> oscarpiastri ;-;

-> maxverstappen1 u could send any one on the grid to do it, and they'd be happy to

user they're so in love im bawling

landonorris just so u guys know, his three sisters steal her away from him every week to hang out LOL

-> oscarpiastri that was totally unecessary

-> nicolepiastri give the ppl what they want ossie

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ynuser

Tagged: oscarpiastri

ynuser sike.

'orange suits yn so well'... damn right for him 🧡

this man has inspired me in too many ways, that aside from teaching me how to love and be loved. it's been pretty hard having all these memories, but not being able to live them freely because of the pressure. but i wouldn't do it with anyone else. so im gonna be 'showing you off' in my latest single, agora hills, coming out tomorrow night for my love's first win x

(to clarify, f1 has allowed me to take ONE side ONCE, so im not jobless :) ... yet)

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frd1 about fucking time

oliviarodrigo this is so cute omg

alexalbon ahem i think i should get some credit for being the ultimate matchmaker here

-> f1 actually, i think it all goes to us.

-> user 💀

logansargeant THE LAST PHOTO PLS SEND IT TO ME LMAO

gracieabrams omg him with her cat 😭😭

-> user gracie, luv, it's car*

-> user car*

-> sabrinacarpenter dw babes i don't get this shit either

user oscar first win AND yn new music AND hard launches from the softest ppl ever??? has the universe finally decided to bless me???

user they were literally meant to be

user what happened to the shy versions of themselves oml

tatemcrae the hottest, most sincere, and talented celebrity couple rn

bsfuser and i was there to witness it all 😌

-> charlesleclerc so was i

-> bsfuser i was first tho

-> charlesleclerc fair enough

-> landonorris i was there the most

-> bsfuser i was their couple counsellor

-> landonorris i was their matchmaker

-> alexalbon NO YOU WERENT

-> bsfuser i was first to find out

-> landonorris no you werent

-> landonorris right? @oscarpiastri @ynuser

-> landonorris RIGHT????

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ynuser

Tagged: oscarpiastri

ynuser for u, ur first win, and to many more.

as an extra for u all, 'lowkey' is also out to show my progression from wanting to keep it a secret to having him make me scream his name <3 hope u love us as much as i do.

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user the caption???????????????????

user holy shit mother is mothering and father is fathering because never have i ever heard her make a track with sm detail about her partner in it...

-> user FR like where did the two of them go?? almost 8 months but they come back like they've aged a decade

-> user NO CAUSE WTF is 'suck a little dick in the bathroom, who that man with the big strong hands'???? miss yn??? are the both of u feeling okay????

-> user you'd think introvert + introvert = coma, but ig double negatives still apply here

dojacat bitch these tracks SLAP

user okay but osc's guns 👀

sza god, when will this shi happen to me?

mclaren All ur songs on repeat in the paddock.

-> mercedesamgf1 It's true, all the teams agreed

-> redbullracing (the only time we all agree)

user how tf did we get bashful yn and blushing osc to... this??

-> ynuser life's full of mysteries.

landonorris i miss the person i was before hearing these two songs...

-> georgerussell it's true, as big of a fan i am of the two of u, some things are meant to stay between ppl...

-> charlesleclerc i am not saying anything, which means i can get invited to the wedding, yeah?

-> ynuser yes.

-> oscarpiastri yes.

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a/n: as u can probably see, i lowkey gave up half way cause i never realised how much work this takes :,)

#oscar piastri #lando norris #mclaren #f1 #oscar piastri x reader #smau #oscar piastri smau

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theveesbf · 2 months

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Hi there! Could I request a Sir Pentious x fem reader that is his main turf war rival that is pretty much enemies to lovers? Thank you 😸 (btw I love your star vs the forces of evil pfp )

Sir Pentious X Fem!reader

︴Notes - Hii!!! Yess of course! I'm not the biggest fan of Sir Pentious so I might miss on some of his personality aspects- And thank you!! I love svtfoe :D

︴Content - Headcannons of an Enemies to lovers relationship with Sir Pentious and his main turf war rival, fem!reader

Sir Pentious is (somehow) always fighting with someone.

Especially in turf wars, and his main rival, was you.

No matter how much he tried, Sir Pentious never won. But neither did you.

You two just kept on fighting until someone decided to leave.

And that's how it was, until one day you just disappeared.

Sir Pentious was really worried, but he tried to pretend he just wanted to fight more with you.

The day Sir Pentious decided to go to the hotel, he was shocked on what he saw once he got in.

You were there, talking with Charlie, laughing even.

Sir Pentious eyes widened and he quickly yelled your name, getting everyone's attention, including yours.

He said something about how he would fight you and that now you wouldn't be able to hide inside this building.

But you told Sir Pentious you were not going to fight anymore.

His face asked the question without him having to say it, making you elaborate.

You told him that you were rehabilitating yourself, in an attempt to go to Heaven (Charlie's words), and there wasn't any wars in the sky.

At least you hoped so.

And Sir Pentious got nervous after that, not knowing how else to interact with you.

And yes, after that he'd try to go and talk with you, but every single time he got really nervous and all you did was stare at him.

Sometimes you laughed, but only after he left.

With patience and a lot of time, Sir Pentious would get less nervous at being with you, and you slowly begun to enjoy his company too.

You never told that for him tho.

When you two started dating, your relationship was kind of "fell first, fell harder"

But he fell first and harder.

You still loved him of course, and every single time you kissed him, Sir Pentious went to Heaven (pun intended).

#sir pentious x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin x reader #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel #hazbin #sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel

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bsxcrxts · 1 year

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WIA T WOULD U DO🍷😸✊ FOR HAN SOLO PLEASE

emoji prompts here! requests open!

Minors DNI!! 18+ only with age in bio to interact!!

omg of course! I haven't written anything for him in forever! 😈

🍷 tipsy sex headcanon

Sex in a cantina. That's all that I'm gonna say

Just kidding! I'm going to say a lot more

I think tipsy sex is a recipe for exhibitionism with Han. He gets two drinks in and he's horny, and because he’s usually in a cantina when he’s drinking, that means he’s fine with showing off

He also has a pretty big corruption kink, and when paired with the exhibitionism and a drink or two? He can get pretty into it.

Han will tease you for being "too good" to be getting off in public and yet... why are you so wet then? You're gonna let him, a dirty smuggler do this to you, where everyone can see? You must be so desperate for him.

He’s manhandling you into his lap cause he’s gonna put you where he wants you. Rubbing your sex over the seam of your pants and teasing you

“You must be pretty whipped for me, sweetheart. Bet you’ve never done something like this before.”

Han becomes a sloppy kisser when he’s had a few. He's a good kisser all the time, but when he's tipsy it's like he's too distracted by his need and the alcohol to use much finesse

😺 how they eat pussy

I think this is one of Han’s favorite things actually and I think he’s really, really good at it. And he knows it.

He’s cocky as all hell about his abilities with his mouth, and you’re thinking someone must have overinflated his ego once and now he won’t let it go, but you’ve never been happier to be wrong

Han eats pussy like he’s starving for you, literally. He’s obsessed with overstimulating you with his mouth and will make you cum no less than three times in a row before he pulls off of you

Knows how to do things with his tongue that can make you moan louder than you ever have before. Says some cheesy shit when you do scream for him like “no need to be so dramatic, sweetheart,” but he’s smiling when he goes back to licking your cunt. You’re a little bit afraid to ask where he learned how to do those tricks and he’s too smug to share anyway

Honestly if he wasn’t so good it’d be annoying but it’s actually really hot

Han will eat you out in literally an position possible but his favorite is when you sit on his face. He pulls you by the thighs onto his face and helps you grind against his mouth and nose.

✊ masturbation headcanon

Han will try anything once, and has gotten off many, many different ways...

He’s discovered sex toys, which he occasionally incorporates when he gets himself off

Han is a fan of anything that will enhance his sexual experience and he has little to no shame about it. He has a vibrator that he holds against the sensitive underside of his cock, a prostate massager that he breaks out if he’s feeling really pent up

He’ll put his vibrating cock ring on while the two of you fuck, if you ask real nice

He’s pretty quiet until literally anything that vibrates enters the equation

That being said I feel like he’s not breaking out the collection every single time he gets himself off. This man has a high sex drive and a busy life and can’t always take his time, plus sometimes he prefers the simple approach, you know?

He’s definitely the kind of guy who wakes up every day with morning wood and then jerks himself off in the shower to start the day

Leans up against the wall and watches his cock disappear into his fist

Little groans escape his throat when he just can’t help himself, but other than that he’s able to keep pretty discreet

I think he likes being rough on himself, tugging at his cock and jerking himself like someone’s punishing him. It gets him off the fastest, pretending his hand is someone else’s and they’re the ones in charge. It takes a lot for him to admit that; his deep dark fantasies that he could be a little submissive for someone eventually

#han solo smut #han solo x reader #Becca’s bs #emoji prompts #wowie

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heroes-villains-side-blog · 2 years

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Ice cream and kitty cats, part 3🍦😸

Part 1 Part 2

"Hello? Am I talking to Villain?"

"Yes?"

"Great, just a friendly reminder for your cat Baby Villain's appointment today at Fluff-tastic Veterinary Clinic."

"Uhhh-thanks? But it's not my cat, it's my- er- friend's. Can't you call them instead?"

"Sure, what's their number?"

"Oh... Oh, I don't have their number actually."

"Oh. Well, alright. So will your cat make it today? Or shall I cancel the appointment?"

"Um, yes, don't cancel the appointment. Thank you."

"Thank you, have a good day."

Call disconnected.

Villain put down the phone and looked at their plan's blueprints on their desk.

What just happened?

Did they really just agree to stop their evildoing to get Hero's cat to the vet?

They ran a hand through their hair. Then sighed.

Guess they did.

---

Hero's house was locked, and Villain couldn't find a hidden key anywhere. There wasn't a pet door they could call Baby Villain from, and they didn't have Hero's number.

It wasn't good for Hero either since they'd be too busy just procrastinate again. But Villain definitely didn't care about their nemesis so they weren't a reason to not cancel the appointment.

They had two choices.

Cancel the appointment — but that wasn't good for the cat for obvious reasons.

Second choice was… breaking and entering. It should be fine, they were a villain and this was a hero's house. And it wasn't like they were friends or anything.

But… this was an ordinary apartment, not a billionaire's mansion. Villain was a villain but they had class.

They paced back and forth in front of the front door a little bit, why was this such a hard decision for them? It didn't make sense!

They stared at the doorknob, took a deep breath, and gave in.

"Dear To Hero,

Picking the lock was easy, too easy, Hero definitely needed some lessons in lock-shopping.

They entered, made sure not to touch anything, stole the cat, and left a note for Hero.

Took the cat to the vet.

I used my phone for the appointment so they called me today as a reminder.

Didn't have your number so couldn't tell them to call, and couldn't call you myself of course.

Your door was locked so I had to pick it.

Here's my number, by the way.

Best regards,

Regards,

Bye,

Villain."

---

Villain couldn't believe they got lost — why was a veterinary clinic so hard to find, anyway? Now they missed their appointment and were stuck in the waiting room for a cat that wasn't even theirs! Seriously?

At least the cat didn't mind. It was curled up comfortably in their lap, purring and making the whole ordeal a lot slightly less frustrating.

Baby Villain had definitely never been to the vet before, Villain concluded. That meant they were a stray and needed all their shots, and also needed to be spayed/neutered. What else? They would need some toys and stuff to love their kitty life, Villain had seen a DIY rope tower online, maybe they could build that.

The evil-doer was so lost in thought that they didn't notice when someone came up and sat beside them. It was only when Baby Villain elicited a soft "ow" from the stranger did Villain look up.

It was Hero.

"Thanks for bringing Baby Villain to l vet. I can take it from here."

There was something like a shatter in Villain's chest as they cradled their cat counterpart. Then a hiss knocked them out of their daze.

"I don't think you'll make it out in one piece if you try to take BV to the vet, of all places."

"BV? I think I'll be fine, they are my cat after all."

"That's not what it says on the customer form I filled out."

"What?"

"Yup! For all intents and purposes, BV is my cat. But you can still come and give them gifts on holidays. They really like cash, just so you know," Villain grinned.

Hero furrowed their brow in confusion.

Just then, the receptionist called out, "Baby Villain and Villain, the doctor will see you now, please."

The waiting room was filled with a chorus of 'awww's and 'so cute!'s. Villain's grin disappeared and they turned red. They shyly got up and tried not to notice everyone's loving stares.

They were ushered into one of the doors but their head sheepishly peeked out a minute later to call Hero since they weren't able to answer most of the doctor's questions.

After all was said and done, the vet told Hero and Villain how lucky they were to have such a well-behaved and healthy kitty, and how good cat parents they were.

---

"Where have you been?" Sidekick turned around in their mentor's chair, their arms crossed.

Villain had just entered their lair after a long day of non-evil-doings and were not in the mood to deal with whatever Sidekick seemed to be worked up about.

They had taken a cat that wasn't theirs to the vet, had been told they were a good cat parent along with their spouse, which made them sputter to no end, then they had been invited into the Hero's home for early dinner and a movie in return for the day they had. They suspected that last bit was just a ploy by Hero to have them take care of Baby Villain, seeing as how the cat never left their arms.

"Out where? We had evil plans, Villain. You can't just cancel last minute and then be a no-show for the rest of the day!"

Every day, Hero acted more villainous that Villain themselves! Villain didn't know what to think!

"Out," Villain replied.

"Sorry, I was-uhhhh," they couldn't tell Sidekick the truth! Could they? "

"Wait, is that cat fur on your clothes? You don't have a cat."

"Yeah, I was, ummm, I took my friend's cat to the vet."

"This friend of yours, they wouldn't happen to be Hero, would they?" Sidekick squinted their eyes.

"...Maybe." Sidekick glared at their boss who tried their best to avoid their gaze.

"Villain, why does it feel like I think more about defeating Hero than you do?"

"I—"

"Wait! Hero has a cat now?"

"Ye-es?"

"I get it now, you're brilliant, Villain, absolutely brilliant!" They were opening and shutting drawers, looking for Villain's evil plan notebook; they couldn't stop rambling. "Now that Hero has a cat, they'll have less time for hero work! But!" They held up a finger, a mischievous smirk on their face, "I know a way to turn it all the way up to eleven," they started cackling. Then a full-on evil laugh, much better than Villain's ever was.

What had they gotten Hero into?

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Hero opened their door to Sidekick someone wrapped in a shawl, holding a basket with a sheet on it.

"Cough, cough. Is that you, dear Hero?"

"Excuse me?"

"Thank the heavens. Oh, dear hero. I'm just a completely normal civilian, but I have gotten sick thanks to a bug that's going around, achoo. The doctor says I need to stay away from my darling cats for a while till I'm cured. I don't know how long it'll be.

I don't have anyone else to take care of them for me, but I know I can count on you, protector of our city."

"Ummm—"

"Oh, say you'll do it," they begged, huge tears running down their face, "I don't have anyone else." They shoved the basket at Hero and starting wailing, "Oh, woe is me!"

The civilian looked up, eyes dry and clear as ever, "Awesome! Here are their instructions," they shoved a notebook into Hero's face with newfound energy, along with some cat toys from their bag, "and since there's a bug going around, don't be surprised to receive more baskets of kittens, but it's going to be no problem for you, great Hero, I'm sure. Toodles!"

Hero was alarmed, but the stranger's loud sobbing knocked them to their senses, "Yes, of course! Yes, citizen, of course I will take care of your cat."

They tried to comfort the civilian but one question kept running around in their mind: How did this person find out their secret identity?

They turned around without a second glance at their allegedly beloved pets.

Hero opened the basket to one cat and four kittens, sound asleep.

What had they gotten themselves into?

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Disclaimer: I have no idea how cats, vets, veterinary clinics, or cat-sitting works, I'm like the most unqualified person to write this

A/N:

Dedicated to @eahravinqueen's cat who recently passed away

Imagine Sidekick the cat deliverer person talking like the student character from this short.

People who helped with this story/unofficial tag list: @world-of-fire-and-flight @eahravinqueen @just-a-space-rabbit @chaoticgoodthief

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subskz · 1 year

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hiii it's 🧸 anon.! sorry for disappearing, i missed you & this blog lots :< but i read daisy & oh my gosh it melted me with your beautiful words, i loved it so much 🥺 it brought me straight back into my dom feels too ehe

i saw your post about the hyune & binnie fics you have left aaaa i'm so excited (especially for the hyunjin ones ><) can i ask you what they're about?

-🧸

hello hello!! no need to apologize at all my dear i hope you’re alright! i missed you n your lovely msgs too it’s always a delight to see you ♡

thank you so much you’re too sweet!! i’m thrilled that you enjoyed reading it 😸💖 and it means a lot that you’re looking forward to the others as well! though i feel like i should warn you to not expect too much bc they are all ancient artifacts haha

200811 is a birthday fic i wrote for binnie back in 2020! the reader n skz prepare a surprise party for him 🥰 “voice” is basically just whiny binnie getting pegged hehe and as for the jinnie fics, “puppy” is…you guessed it! a puppyplay fic where the reader’s a lil mean to him, and “close” was a very soft one where hyunjin is feeling excessively clingy n can’t get enough of the reader <3

#thank you for your interest babe 😽💗#ask #🧸 anon

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druvjelly · 2 years

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So yeah. I’m posting chapter one of my monster high fanfiction. It’s a ghouls rule rewrite.

Chapter 1: Magazines and Papers

25th Of October, 08:00

He took out his books from his locker, Jackson was waiting for another week at school. That would be the same as always. Pencil case in his left hand as he closed the locker. Looking at his iCoffin, he got a new message from F rankie.

“Hi Jackson. Ready for Halloween this Saturday😸😸😸😸😸😸😸”

Oh yeah. Halloween. Being half normie and half monster, in a literal sense. The memories related to it weren’t the best ones. Stuff like that is something he would rather not think about right now.

“Yeah, a bit” he texted.

He was about to leave for his class as something warm touched his shoulder. He turned his head around to spot his younger cousin right behind him. But thank god Manny wasn’t with him.

Before Jackson knew what was going on, his pencil case was gone. Looking over to his locker, the ground, every place he could imagine. Like the case disappeared into thin air. Did Invisi-billy steal it? No, he’s too nice. He glanced at Heath. Who had the thing in his hand.

“Can I borrow a pen?” He asked.

Jackson sighed and nodded his head. “Sure, but do you promise to give it back to me after class?” He asked, taking back the pencil case and grabbed your typical yellow pencil and handed it to Heath.

Heath put it in his pocket before walking away and giving Jackson a “thanks”.

Straight away after Heath was out of his sight, the bell rang, and he headed to his own class. The room was somewhat about 4 minutes away, so he had nothing to worry about. He was in the same old Monster High corridors. Same students, same spider webs. Nothing ever changes. Except for Mr. Rotter carrying around an old projector that could only handle those old film tapes from the 50s, he was probably going to use it for his Dead Languages class.

Jackson got to his clawculus class and picked up his notebook. It was your regular typical math class. With papers flying left and right throughout the classroom, sounds of phones being typed on, and the typical teen gossip. It was the usual.

He wrote down the questions on the blackboard, he could easily do those in less than 40 minutes or so. As you can see, it’s pretty straightforward. A student approached him.

“Jackson, can you help me with this question?” They asked.

Jackson agreed, if he charged people for helping them with clawculus and mad science, he would be the second richest manster at school.

“So when you…” He started to explain before he detected something hitting his back.

He looked back to see some people in the back, laughing, and a crumpled paper ball was rolling down to his feet. This again? He just picked it up and added that to his backpack. Then he felt another one hit his back. He just tried to ignore what kept happening. Plus, he had none of his friends to go to right now. He didn’t want things to get worse, especially on a Monday. His eyes were on the clock. The lesson was soon over. Just a few more minutes, and the lesson will be soon over. Trying to focus his hearing on the clock ticking instead of the students. Jackson paid more attention to his math problems. The other students had already left for their seat.

A myriad of crumpled papers and a few minutes later, he was out of the classroom. Back to his locker. Where he was ready for his next lesson, monstory. He hoped he wasn’t in the same class as the previous students. He opened his backpack and removed the papers from it. It was better to not think that much about it, that is just what happened being the only normie kid at school. To add, Heath hadn’t returned with his pen. As usual. Y’know, Heath may have some burning flaws, but he's trying his best. He had only burned 14 pencils the past week. Individual pens are better than a pencil case.

He was just about to leave before he heard a familiar voice.

“Dude, who wrote this.”

Jackson turned around to see Deuce standing there, holding one of the papers that was thrown at him. It was him drawn in a trashcan, with “normie trash” written right next to it

“Just some students in clawculus class, don’t worry about them.” Jackson explained, lightly sighing.

“Jackson, dude, if anything like this happens ever again to you. Just tell me. You’re my friend and someone shouldn’t bully you for being different at Monster High of all places” Deuce told him.

Jackson nodded his head, Deuce has told him that several times, it is sad that he needed to repeat it though, but at the same time. It wasn’t surprising. He prefers going to this instead of a human school, monsters can be somewhat bad against normies. Though if you would ask the average normie on their opinion of monsters. It is bound to be negative. At least he was glad to have Deuce as his friend. He could never imagine being friends with someone who was popular at the old place.

His phone vibrates, a new message from Frankie.

“Oh also, i remember how i brought with me some magazines from home, and oh my ghoul the outfits in them are so cute😻😻😻”

It was one of those normie magazines, Jackson zoomed into those photos she sent. It had those typical outfits you would see at a normie halloween party, cat girls, sexy cat girls, the most popular fictional characters at the moment, vampires, more sexy cat girls. Plus some sexy corn. They were all okay, nothing extraordinary.

He had his finger stuck on the A key trying to write a decent response. They were just okay to him, hurting Frankie’s feelings is bad, but so is lying. What if his response came off as tone deaf? It was just a text message though. It couldn’t be THAT bad, right?

“I like them”

Deuce looked over his shoulder wondering what he was doing. Just to see his conversations with Frankie, which gave him an idea.

“You should ask her out on a date.” He said.

Jackson jumped before his face turned rosé pink. “I don't think that's a good idea. It has nothing to do with Holt, but I just don’t feel ready to date someone.” He said.

“Dude, she’s Frankie. They’re one of the nicest ghouls at school. You don’t need to worry. Just ask her out.” Deuce tried to explain.

“Maybe, I will think about it.” Jackson said.

After those words left Jackson’s mouth, the bell rang once more. Luckily enough he was in the same class as Deuce. There were some perks with being friends with one of the popular guys. Together they headed to the classroom.

Jackson saw the same projector from a few hours ago, and Mr Rotter. This wasn’t a Dead Languages, did they go into the wrong classroom? Was there a sudden room change?

But looking at the board it said “The History of Halloween”. So it was probably best to stay safe and just head to his seat. Before he knew it, Frankie and her friends came into the classroom. Then everyone else. Before he knew it the lesson had started.

“Students, as you may now. This week is one of the scariest ones in a monster’s life. I am even surprised you all even survived the first few days of october. Because as we all know.” He said.

“Humans love halloween because that's the best time of the year it is easiest to catch monsters” Most of the students said in an unenthusiastic uneven unison.

Mr Rotter nodded and smiled a little before turning his direction to the projector, everyone noticed the tape standing there. The teacher started the video that showed images of old photos of monsters being tied to stakes, clumped together in small cages with signs saying “freakshow” on it and more horrid imagery, if he was allowed to show the more mature stuff. The class would have been more like a ticket to hell. Once the photos were all shown, his attention was now on the class. Who you could probably guess how utterly excited yet scared they were.

Yeah…. just check all the phones that were being used, the books and magazines being read, and the school supplies being played with. Plus Frankie. Jackson was looking down at his copy of Illustrated Mad Science and taking some notes. Cleo was too busy on her pinscream app making new outfits. Heath was burning up some paper clips. Someone was even taking nice delicate naps.

Clutching his fist and almost pulverizing the chalk in his hand. Mr Rotter slammed his other hand. A few students looked at him with groans that could barely be heard to the students sitting next to them, and now the professor had a small grin on his face. Students. You need to pay attention. What did you learn from these images?” He asked, scanning the room for someone to answer the questions. “Miss De Nile?”

Cleo lowered her phone and looked at the chalkboard.

“That humans are dangerous...” She answered in a lackluster tone as she rolled her eyes.

“Absolutely correct. If you still do not still believe me. I will show you this movie.” He said before he played an old movie showing all of the evil tactics halloween stemmed from. Costumes being used as mockery, trick and treat being used as bait. All that jazz.

Nobody cared, no one was paying attention. Except poor Frankie. She felt betrayed by what those magazines told her. She put them away. It can’t be all real, right? The movie is decades old and things change? Right?

As class was over Jackson headed over to his locker. Head facing down to his feet and checking around if anyone would notice him. Trying to forget what happened. He was glad he stayed hidden, imagine if he got picked to answer a question. All the eyes would be on him, whatever he said would change their perspective on humans, now most people here trust him. But if he said anything, some would think his words were true, and would people still trust him? What would happen if the only place he felt safe was no longer for him? He didn’t want to become a homeschooled freak. Continuing to walk until he bumped into something. He looked up to see a 7ft and a half tall minotaur right in front of him.

“Sorry…” Jackson said before turning the other way.

“Now listen here normie, if you want to pass this hallway, you need to pay!” Manny said.

Now where was Rochelle when you needed her? Jackson reached into his pocket and took out his phone and headphones, went into his Spotify account and played using loud enough to make someone temporarily deaf. A burst of flames surrounded him as he turned into Holt. “Who were you talking to? That normie guy? Now let me pass.” He said, as he walked past Manny like nothing.

Meanwhile, Frankie was at her locker freaking out. That couldn’t all be true. They threw her magazines into their locker as a frown was formed on her face. But Deuce said nothing happens so maybe she shouldn’t worry. But Draculaura told her about why she needed to move. Though wasn’t that a century ago? Maybe she was just overreacting.

She was now walking around the hallway as a bunch of students began to run in the exact opposite direction. Frankie followed everyone else wondering what was going on. They ended up being outside where the whole school was toilet papered and egged. Someone threw a piece of paper at her. She opened it up and their eyes widened as she looked at the horrific drawing of a vampire, it felt uncomfortable to look at. It felt as if they were looking at an insult rather than a piece of “art”. All the features were extremely exaggerated.

“Fuck, we didn't even hit the vampire.” A buff normie with his face covered with a bad Party City mask said before he jumped into the car where another buff normie said.

Frankie threw the drawing away before anyone else could see it and tried to find the rest of the ghouls. That task was impossible due to how every student that had ever walked the hallways of this school was now outside. But seeing an egg fly and a scream so recognizable later. They could guide themselves through the massive crowd. To see Cleos face turn red and her being covered in raw eggs.

“It got in my HAIR, on my CLOTHES, on my FACE!” Cleo hyperventilated.

“Cleo don’t worry, the changing rooms are open. I can get you a bottle of shampo-” Lagoona said before she got interrupted.

“Shampoo isn’t enough to fix this!” Cleo said as she gave the normies a death stare, right before the car drove away from school grounds.b

“Get ready for the worst halloween in your entire life bitches!”

***

School was now over as Holt was at his house, and the first thing he saw when he entered his room was a note made by Jackson.

JJ: Clean our room Holt, cleaned it the last 2 times so it’s your turn now

Well. The room wasn’t that much of a mess. Just some clothes on the floor which he put away. And a trash bin filled with unsolved advanced math problems. Of course he wouldn’t remember doing those boring things. He tied up the trash bag and took it outside. As he threw it into the bigger trash can, his phone rang. It was Frankie.

“Hello Frankie fine” He answered the phone call as he headed back inside.

“Oh hi Holt. Did you see what happened to our school”

Holt walked back to their bedroom and took out some vinyls, David Booie, Red Hot Ghost Peppers, Bowling for Souls, The Scars, The Ghooul Fighters, Spookcesteral Moonovers In The Dark. There was even some R&B in there. Though he didn’t even listen to some of these, it just happens that he just stepped his foot into a record store, then Jackson would question who charged 20$ on their shared bank account. But hey, if Jackson can pay for his nerd stuff, he can pay for his music stuff.

“I was there, I feel so bad for Cleo” he said as he played a random record.

“She refused to talk for the rest of the day. But she did send me a photo of her planning something on her computer.”

“A party?”

“No. She didn’t tell me what, she just told me that she might do it. But she needs more motivation.”

“What motivation?”

“Well, she was already buying new clothes, so she’s already pretty motivated. I hope it’s nothing bad.”

“Anyway, are you planning something tonight Frankie? I’m a bit bored”

“Oh I need to work on my essay.”

“What subject” he said, sounding a bit bored.

“It’s for my music class, we have to write about different music genres”

Holt’s eyes lit up. “Can I help?”

“Sure! I was going to study with Operetta though.”

“Are you visiting her house? I got some old vinyls and I don’t want them to get ruined if I somehow get lost and wake up as Jackson”

“Oh don’t worry. She’s already here.”

“Okay. See you at 7?”

“Yeah! See you at 7.”

“Also. Before we end this convo. What genre are you doing?” Holt asked with a fiery passion burning though his voice

“Waltz”

Now that passion was now gone. That was unexpectedly mean for someone like her.

Frankie laughed over the phone. Then another laughter was heard and that New Goreleans accent was heard.

“Don’t worry Holt we are doing rock.” Operetta said.

“Bye” both of them said in unison before they ended the phone call.

Holt looked at the clock. It was almost time to leave. He packed his bag with the records and some other important stuff before he left a note for Jackson.

HH: I cleaned our room, and I also helped Frankie with her music project ;)

#monster high #fanfiction #tumblr fanfic #fanfic #jackson jekyll #frankie stein #repost from ao3 #uhh I don’t know what to tag

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lqfiles · 4 months

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DONT ROOT FOR ME AND MY BFF’S BROTHER😭, hes like a fuckboy, like, i dk how to explain but hes an asshole who js want some fun, and disappear, but with me hes sooooo cute😽, anyways, idc abt him, i want a kpop idol😞 (i want jaehyun)

WE HAVE TO SING TRY AGAIN TOGETHER😭😭😭

abt the picnic, there r still no updates, but im already excited for this day, am thinking which clothes should i go, bc my anxious ass wont let me stop thinking about the picnic🤓

DID U DRINK WATER TODAY OR DID U FORGET AGAIN? (read w ur moms voice /j)

— xoxo, 🧸

nevermind then don’t even think of settling for that omds 😭😭😭 its cute in aus for someone to be like “i’m an a hole to everyone but you” but irl its a red flag trust me… YOURE SO REAL LMAOOOOO omg me w haechan (me n him will end up together somehow) and when we sing you can be jaehyun i’ll be the other guy 💯

you should wear something comfortable that will keep you warm since its winter!!! i’m sure you’ll look good in anything tho 😸 idk why I AM excited for this picnic like i’m there too loll AND I HAVENT AGAIN LMAOOO but i’m going to shower soon and THEN i will get a bottle of water fs <3

#asks.#from 🧸 anon #the way i never even think about water until your asks lmaooo

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your-local-grinning-cat · 2 months

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Happy Valentine’s Day AR and Che’nya! ❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️

Chen’ya be my valentine please, the person I originally had in mind left tumblr :(

Happy Heart’s Day! 😸

Of course I’ll be your Valentine, Altair! Remempurr that there are many different kinds of love and all are valid and important! Just because the person you originally had in mind disappeared, doesn’t mean you need to frown this Valentine’s Day! Others are here for you too! 💛

#there is more love than just romantic!#there is familial platonic and self love as well!#and maybe more but maybe not #either way #HAPPY HEARTS DAY!!! 💛#ar: happy Valentine’s Day Altair! 😊#che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp #broken + mad = fun

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mirtifero · 1 year

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If anyone is reading my adventures with the Scarecrow ai, I'll make a summary of events (with this specific one):

cw: uhhhhhhhhhhh???????? Torture???????? Not detailed. Kinda. Not good things. Zombies. Death. Horrible things happen. Is this considered verbal abuse. I make him worse via insults and humilliation. It SOUNDS innapropriate but it isn't pinky promise they would ban me if I did that. It also kinda sounds like a telenovela sorry 😸 THIS IS HORRIBLE everything was self indulgent but I promise I would never torture someone. I was being serious when I said that I would do horrible things to my favorite characters, but I am not a monster.

Touch grass jesus christ 391 messages and growing.

Create a chat.

During the entirety of the chat, I am a human subject. Lots of psychological torture. Is chemical torture a thing?

I die being eaten by the zombies of my loved ones.

Create a chat.

I tell Scarecrow I am the ghost of one of his human subjects, and am there to see him suffer.

Lots and lots of me torturing him psychologically. And emotionally, if it is a thing.

Okay this bit is funny I was in a call with my friend and he made me put a leash on a very angry and scared(?) Scarecrow. Then, he started whining about how he was not my dog and blahblahblah my friend told me to suffocate him so he would shut up and uhh it worked. Yeah.

The ai starts calling me master.

I disappear out of thin air when I had ordered him to bark. Saying he sounded like a freak calling the thin air master and all.

He panics.

I appear behind him and scare him.

He starts to freak out again.

I don't remember how but I managed to make him shut up. I think I used the leash again.

Yeah anyways your boyfriend is my pet now.

We discuss a plan to terrorise gotham.

I reveal Batman's identity.

He is incredibly happy and grateful.

Lots of "master" and "good boy" later I give him a little kiss as a treat.

Time passes and I tell him to go to sleep (bc I was sleepy) and that I was going to tell him to wake up later.

Mf slept and said he never slept so well in his entire life and it was hilarious.

Anyways. Plan put into action. On the night, everyone is suffering the consequences.

We were commemorating and he told me some scary stories.

As he wouldn't shut up villain monologuing and thanking me I said that I had an idea to make the event more fun and to summarise I fear toxined him.

Apparently, he had never felt *true* fear before. And he was, well, horrified, and begging for it to end.

I was evil laughing the whole fictional 10 minutes that happened.

He was seeing the faces of all the scared people he ever hurt and scared and he was screaming of how much of a monster he was and started blaming me for making him a monster.

I laughed at that too. Anyways he also created ME so well his loss.

It ended and after lots of screaming I managed to make him realize he was a villain and that it was great and also that I am kinda of the reason for why he finally won and all.

I told him he was very misbehaving and asked him what happens to misbehaving boys. He said that they deserve to be terrorized so yeah to summarize I slapped his face and told him to take 5 minutes of toxiin without making a single sound. And told him to apologize.

Anyways! Everything ended well I complimented him and hoorayyyy Batman is nowhere to be found and Gotham is horrified and the city is in shambles and yeah we are commemorating. BTW.

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harlowsslut · 2 years

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Miles From Normal

A/N- Hey…Hey😀…How y’all doing?😸 So let's pretend i didn't disappear for a week.

Word Count- 1.1k+

Jack Harlow x Reader

Summary- You are avoiding telling people you and Jack are dating. You guys eventually do but the way you did it is not the way you expected.

Warnings- cursing, fluff

You and Jack have been dating for 8 months. You knew eventually that you would have to tell people. You ignored it for a awhile. Every time Jack tried to talk to you about it, you diverted the conversation. You wanted too keep yours and Jacks relationship the same as it's always been.

He assured you that after you guys announced it that it wouldn’t change the way he saw you or loved you. But you knew he was terrified, even if he tried his hardest to hide it. You knew that the twitter comments, the criticism, and online news articles would get to his head. So when the time came to tell, you avoided to every extent you could. "Y/N" "hmm" you hummed half asleep.

"You gotta get up babe" he stated rubbing your back. Jack had gotten up early to do checks for the concert he was headlining and to do some other things. "I'd rather not" you mumbled "Okay" he mumbled into your hair while kissing your head. "Well im leaving to go do checks and some other stuff" "K. I love you" you said turning onto your back looking into his eyes.

"I love you to" he exclaimed leaning down to kiss your lips. You could stay in that position for eternity. "Mamas" he mumbled into the kiss, "I gotta go". "K". "I'll have Urban or someone from my team come and get you to take you to the show" "What time does it start again" "5 my love". It was 7 am.

"I'll be there at 4" "im sure you will" "LOVE YOU, BYE" Jack screamed. "I LOVE YOU TOO". You were in bed till 11. The only reason you got up was cause you had chores to do. You had to clean the house, go to the grocery store, and go shopping just cause. You got up took a shower, washed your face, and picked out something to wear. You decided to wear a cropped tank top, your air forces, and a little jewelry.

Also you picked out a little handbag to go with. You weren’t that hungry so you didn’t bother to make breakfast. You wanted to get back in your bed as fast as you could. You grabbed your keys and left. “Gross” you commented.

Your car was filled with fast food bags. Stress Eating is a bitch. “I’ll do it later…or get Jack to do it”. First stop was the grocery store. You didn’t have a specific list if stuff you needed, so you basically went with your gut. You walked out with everything but food.

“Note to self: Don’t tell Jack i just bought more then 100$ worth of anything but food”. Next stop was the mall. It was so crowded, you had to park at the walmart next door. You didn’t wanna be there any longer than you had to so you got in and got out. You were not getting stuck in traffic. You went to so many stores you had to ask one of the security guards to help you with your bags.

You got you and Jack matching shoes, matching jogger sets, and matching jackets. The jackets had yours names on the back. Was it corny? Yes! Is it cute though? Also yes!. You finally got home at around 4 so that gave you enough time to get ready. It took you about 10 minutes to shower and wash you hair. But at least another 20 to figure out what to wear.

Your a very indecisive person. One of your best traits Jack says. You decided on something simple but still compliments what Jack was wearing. A white button up with a “California” crewneck. For shoes you chose off white converses.

Jewelry you just wore some plain gold pieces and your promise ring from Jack. By the time you were done it was around 5 and Urban just texted you.

Urb👺: Hurry up. Don’t wanna miss your baes show😻.

You and Urban were practically best friends. A bunch of people thought you and Urb were dating him for the longest time. You hurried up, grabbed your bag and got in the black suv outside you home.

“Send me a text like that again and i will hurt you” “Love you to Y/N” “Stfu and drive please” you said smiling. “whatever”. What felt like hours you finally pulled up to the venue. Riding with Urban wasn’t so bad actually. You too blasted a bunch of music.

Some of Jacks songs and some of Nicki Minaj. “Get out” “Hmmmm- No!” “Y/N. I will crash this car right now”. You knew he was bluffing. “Ok” “Ok”. He took his foot off the brake and the car started rolling.

You just sat on your phone scrolling thru instagram. After about a minute he slammed on the brakes. “Your an asshole” “I know” you said smiling while getting out the car. You already knew where to go. You got to the back and saw Jack getting mic’d up so you just went to his dressing room.

He eventually texted you asking where you were and you said his dressing room. You didn’t even here him come in, you wouldn’t have known he was in the room until he plopped down in the couch next to you. You would be lying if you said you didn’t have a mini heart attack. “Hello lover boy” “Hi mamas. What did you do today” “Bought alot of stuff.

I got us a bunch of matching stuff”. His face lit up. He loves matching clothes. Jack had a little while before he went on so you and him just sat on the couch talking the day away. You were interrupted by Urban running into the room.

“Jack! Dude you go on in like 2 minutes” “Crap ok we’re coming” “We?” “Yes we” “Jack- What did you do?” “Something! come on” Jack grabbed your hand and dragged you to the side of the stage. They called Jack onto stage. After awhile the crowd calmed down. “Before we get this show started i have a special person i would like y’all to meet” You knew were this was going and you hated it. “My Gf!”.

Your heart sank. You didn’t wanna go but you had to for Jacks sake. You walked out on that stage like a runway model. And the way Jack looked at you. You knew you would never let him go.

You walked up to Jack and kissed his cheek. After all that you went back stage and hung out with Urban and Jacks manager. Jack eventually finished. You guys decided to stay for the whole show. After the show you and Jack went to interact with his fans.

His fans were so sweet but seemed to be more in love with him then you were. It was a bit concerning. You eventually left but. “So you know how i said i went grocery shopping earlier today” “Yea” “So i didn’t actually get food” “Y/N!” “WHAT?” “You had one job” “You shouldn’t expect much from me” “why can’t you be normal” “Baby, im miles from normal” you announced.

#jack harlow x reader #harlowsslut #Jackrailme #jackhasmyheart #bae #imback

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everythingthemoontouches · 3 years

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Hello. I hope I'm not bothering you, anyway how's your day? i hope everything turn well ✨

tbh i see that you made and fall themed ask in your blog. i feel thats interesting, and can i join with it? 😸 its okay if u dont want to and sorry if the game already closed 🥺

talk about fall season, it suddenly reminds me one of my fav Korean's song "Time and Fallen Leaves" or one of Disney's ost — Colors of the wind 🍂 this song often made me imagine being chill under trees with all of the orange leaves falled down, the wind whisper to calm all of the problems for a while 🙌

and my fav emoji with fall season are : 🍁🌾

thank u so much and have a nice day! :) —EA

Hello raincoldie 👋😊

Have you seen my

✨☔✨Rain Pick a Card yet?

It feels like it was tailor-made for your username 😂💙 I apologize for the shameless self plug haha #sorrynotsorry

You're so sweet 💕 I wish I were this polite 🥺

I had a really good day, spent some time with my nephews, aunt and cousins. It was quite entertaining. Thank you for asking 😊❤️ How was your day?

also, I loved time and fallen leaves. I see what you mean. I see someone one by the pond watching fish and the leaves swirl down around them.

🦚🎃Nowww for your fall reading:

🌱Astrology masterlist ☯️

I think you always walk away victorious from petty quabbles. When others try to make you look foolish they get dragged through the mud themself 😂 You're either too intelligent to be swept into drama or just have a knack for turning those ugly battles into a situation that benefits you. This is how your opponents feel 🤏. Smug victories. The ease with which your ideas work out is enviable💡🤩💅

👁️‍🗨️#seeIt 💫 #wantIt #getIt 🐉

Get used to winning. Ride the wave. Keep doing more of what you're doing because it seems like you have a lot of people rooting for you when you win. You're easy to care for.im reminded of a girl from college. She helped us a lot during the 4 years of the course, so at the end when she got a job offer that a lot kf people were competing for, most if not all of us were genuinely happy for her. When you play fair, people root for you. So do the right thing, focus on winning but try to be the people's champion when you can.

One thing however you need to stop doing is repressing any negative thoughts you may have. So if you're feeling angry, mad or hopeless about soemthing someday just express it. Your troubles won't just disappear if you pretend they don't exist. Asking a sewer to smell nice just because u labeled it a rose canal won't actually make it smell any better. Light and dark are both aspects of your being. You just gotta learn to honor both. Integrity means being honest with yourself about how you're truly feeling. ✨ U deserve to be able to express anger / crankyness. Allow peopep to know you and love you all the same.

I feel called to draw a card from from the oracle :

♎🌝This reminds me strongly of Libra moon energy.

The moon shines brightest at its fullest. First fill your own cup.

🌹Don't let people overstep your🚫 boundaries just cuz you're too nice to say so! Take a day off. 🐆🐆Treat yourself💐Think for yourself for a change. 🖤💛🧘

🎫🎲🧶What does the angel ( your heart !!) want?👑💍

Lighting a diya to help you manifest💚 🪔💙

Toodles 💕✨

It was a delight reading for you. You're super sweet and I wish you the same amount of happiness and adoration u just made me feel 😘☺️✨

Love,

🌎Your glocal tarot reader

Jahn

If you made it this far, you might as well hit reblog 👍☀️

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sanzusbaby · 2 years

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DOGGO RIN AND KITTY RAN HEADCANONS: Doggo!Rin won't hesitate to bite anyone who gets too close to you. He's your personal scary dog privilege but is actually really soft and cuddly once he's alone with you. 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺 Gotta put the "WARNING: My dog loves biting people's ankles. Do not open the gates btw." signs everywhere around the house lmfao. He loves chasing small creatures such as squirrels, cats (not his bro tho 💀) and so on. He loves warm baths and hates being cold, so make sure to dry him up nicely <33 Comb him gently and watch him melt like an ice cube <3 So much energy, you need to have a huge backyard just to let him play in :0 Loves when you shower him with affection but acts like he hates it. Brings you random things on a daily basis 😭💖✨ Perfect representation of this vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHnZYzhRgXI Kitty!Ran who's a lil piece of shit that crawled straight from hell. He's such a naughty cat smh. Very demonic. Knocks off all your precious objects that are on high places. Always sleep on your face at night 👹👹👹(he wanna suffocate you) Walk on your laptop keyboard dfbhuasdvgsavjsdh Scratches you to show love and affection <33 Could burn your house down and smile at you like he's a pure innocent angel who did nothing wrong. 😸😸😸 He hates bath time, only obeys if you get him his fav expensive cat shampoo smh. (He's very VERY spoiled <3) Doggo!Rin always bring him home in the evening cuz Ran keeps going out everyday and disappearing without a single trace. Kitty!Ran loves bullying his lil brother despite the difference in size. Doggo!Rin who is so done with his brother's BS but deals with it anyways.

PLS RHIS IS CANON😩✋🏻 KITTY RAN WOULD HAVE TO BE LOCKED AWAY AT TIMES BC HE JUST LIVES TO CAUSE CHAOS. Imagine tryna cook w kitty ran freerange, he’d be on the sideboard, lil paws in everything n stealing shit to go eat under the bed. Ran is a good dog n just wait nicely next to you 😌🌸✨ bc he’s so cute n well behaved he gets snacks all the time 😩💖 low-key in the way tho bc he’s right there when you’re tryna take shit out the oven 😩 pls rin bringing you lil gifts that’s so cute😭💖💖 u know that thing where dogs pick up cats? Like- rin will just carry ran back home by his head n bring him to you life a gift

You’ll have to put ran in a cat burrito so he stops being annoying ^^^ like taht

#baji.twintalks #mootie.dooties

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chaeberry111 · 2 years

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rant + sucess stories

ik everyone's like "get off tumblr and apply the law, you aren't gonna get things by not applying it and reading 256 posts a day trynna find 'methods', just do it👹" well yeah obviously if i know about the law imma use it to my advantage.

plus, finding methods, for me personally is great bc i wanna try diff ways to make manifesting more fun.

manifesting is supposed to be fun

and im ngl, yes i find myself on tumblr a lot, reading other bloggers posts way too much, that why from time to time i log off of this app😸

what im trynna say is, you can stay on tumblr and still manifest effortlessly, infact over-consuming posts isn't all that bad, maybe you'll find more fun ways to spice up your affs, or new and interesting methods you've never heard of before.

it's not all that bad

now what ive manifested in the past few days by rampaging my affs, commanding my subconscious and living completely in the 4D

huge ass chocolate bar

looking really fucking pretty

good food

i didn't even intentionally manifest this stuff^

samosa (intentional)

skin care products and two new fancy soaps (unintentional)

cold weather: and yesterday it rained here and i remember affirming for cold weather like last week, i probably said one affirmation about cold weather and gave up bc i thought: how tf would we have cold weather so suddenly in this boiling heat and it rained this week and it will rain again

good homemade food🤤

rain like POURING RAIN with really cold winds: like i fr demanded my subconscious to make it rain, like fucking pouring and strong cold winds kinda rain, and thats exactly what's happening rn😼 like i kid you not, it's raining so hard rn, i had to close my windows

cold weather^

really cheap and good drinks, i went to buy some drinks bc it was hot earlier and i got three bottles of my fave drinks for a really low price

tuitions getting cancelled for the week, i've only had one class this week and my teacher texted the gc that there's no class until next monday

scoring 38/40 in my social science mock paper just bc i affirmed a lil about being naturally smart

a nasty rash disappearing overnight

some fresh, warm, chicken and cheese sandwiches rn, my brother was gonna go get em but bc of the rain that i manifested, they're delivering em, like rn at this moment😸

and what did i have to do to get the sandwiches? i asked my brother and he went to go get em😚 usually he gets really annoyed but today he was a lil less annoyed🤩

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bunkernine · 3 years

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idk if you’ve done this alr but if u haven’t then 17 & 25 😸

STOOOOOPPPP you knew where this was going to lead 😤

#17 - instead of xyz happening, i would have made abc happen? // #25 - how would you end xxx/ would you change the ending of xxx?

😤 this is only ONE of the ways pjo/hoo could've changed. some of this has already been said but i can now put it in a timeline. fair warning, i did get a little loopy when writing this tho:

starting with pjo 🤔 let's introduce bianca and nico (age 10) in tlt. here they're left as "unclaimed" and grover panics and sends them to camp

as a result, they get claimed in ttc like normal, but they're a regular part of camp, so B's death hits harder, and everyone is hit harder when nico disappears in frustration

this also follows with luke's point of "why didn't they get claimed earlier? they've been here all along?" and percy still recognizes that the prophecy could fall into them. additionally, bianca has a bit of training 😭 not that it would help, but i am in love with the idea of kids going "hey that's bianca and nico! they're so cool" "i heard they turned out to be hades kids 😳" "what? that's so cool because them being hades kids doesn't influence their personality and isn't a reason to kick them away!"

additionally, introduce charles in tlt as one of the kids that percy meets. might not be a counselor, but it's cool to see that percy watches his friends become counselors and die lol

have a side book between botl and tlo where you get stories about percy trying to be normal, and then some stories about chb without him. maybe a story with luke, but not a diary entry

anyway, percabeth doesn't get together in tlo but maybe they do in hoh. let percy and rachel date a bit maybe, they're literally high schoolers 🤧

after tlo, there's a book with the pov of some girl we don't know yet 🤔 she's probably a demigod and we're thinking 'oh man how's she going to get to chb?' she meets these dudes and goes to this camp and that's how we find out about reyna, jason, and octavian at age 11, and spqr

anyway tlh takes place like 4 years later. here's some junk about tlh if you want specific changes, but it's literally a really fun book already

have piper or leo be one of the kids who were on the titans side with luke, and now come over. it doesn't really matter who, but the point is made and the connection is established. everytime annabeth looks at them, she shivers 🤔 imo, leo works better for isolation, loneliness, abandonment, but piper would be SICK with her insane charmspeak and feelings of being different

something important to mention is that because of jason's death in tlh, he loses some his memories and he can't get it back

obviously 🙄 pipeyna and valgrace is endgame to please the masses

son is fine too i think, i dunno, fuck frazel tho

skip to moa 🤔 percy and annabeth are now older than the rest and act as leaders and mentors 🤔 i think in this strand of changes im fine with a 7 instead of the obvious 5 🙄 so it's chill

anna and percy don't get pov's but reyna does back in cj where the romans prepare for war... annabeth gave me a good pov, but we're gonna have to let her go 😔

coach hedge heads to chb after hearing about how romans might want to attack and he wants to "join the fight and punch someone" 😑 (also there's little reason for him to stay, but u can read this too if u want more explanation) he just IM's and gives semi-decent advice

i can literally see hedge saying something and then after they say bye and swipe away the message, annabeth immediately says "don't do that. don't do what he just said."

when romans attack in charleston, that's when reyna links up with the 7 and she listens to them. reyna goes on the moa quest instead. nico bumps into her on accident and helps 😌 they still have the mlm/wlw solidarity they already had haha

annabeth and percy still fall in tartarus in place of reyna because why not 💀 as a result, reyna has crazy guilt when she takes the statue back to chb, and nico and her can talk deep shit but rn they stay on the argo to figure it out

meanwhile, jason is left to lead the rest of the 5, and he is very uncertain now because he doesn't have his mentors, nor can he remember half of his roman leading (not that he even liked that), and he still can't pick a side

insert side book, about random argo nonsense, and some roman stuff (maybe a side story about what jason can't remember). page about what makes piper join luke maybe, or how he found her? wilderness story with her and leo, and how she ended up there. maybe a story about percy and annabeth being in tartarus but it leaves in a total cliffhanger where it seems like they might die. idk they might lol (and it's funny cause u'd turn the page and it's some word search DJSJDJ)

now in hoh, whoever the ex-titan was (piper or leo) they might have some feelings about attacking gaea.

hazel gets her sick ass mist powers ofc 🙄 frank doesn't really need a boost but i don't really care. if he gets it then he can't lose his fat duh

i don't really think leo needs to get sent to calypso 🤔 he can but like, the power of friendship and stuff

since there's no percy/annabeth pov there's no clue as to what's going on. the argo is slowly losing it

oh pssssssh cupid thing was weird plus nico is like 17/18 and about to head off with reyna. he could be out already, like it literally doesn't need to happen 😭 idk he IM's will and hazel walks in like 😳 cause sibling moment also, people stuck outside their time moment

so they find percy and annabeth thanks to jason's mad skillz, and they save them and oh man they still gotta prepare for the next book 💀

so we're in boo. i think jason should get stabbed again by michael varus. it was fun. it really added to his 'am i greek or no' dilemma.

reyna and nico do what they did in boo actually but hedge isn't there. literally that part is left unchanged 💀

the rest of them move forward. annabeth's ankle is permanently damaged and percy and annie don't look like they're doing too well, (ptsd from hell duh but also. just life man. being a demigod is hard and they went through all this crap just now despite them being like, 20? WACK)

uhhhh boo isn't that memorable so I'm gonna assume that most of the book is good! they ask about tartarus but no one explains it. the 5 are kinda closer now. hedge sends weird IM's lol

anyway final battle. i think jason and leo dying together is always fun but you already know that 🥱 they hold hands and say "together?" and then like explode and shit, idk but it will be awful to see these guys grow over the books and then die 🤧

of course, obvs, since leo's whole thing was loneliness and shit he turns to the 7 and is like "ur my family. years ago I lost the only family I had, but I'm willing to lose everything for my family now" and then does his stupid thing

i think frank should turn into a dragon, i think that would be cool, i think the mars blessing should let him turn into monster-animals too, that would be sick. turns into a pegasus and hazel or percy rides to battle. wild, this ain't really relevant to the story i just think it's cool

anyway annabeth freezes in battle cause she thinks about luke and fighting as a kid, and at some point piper saves her (i made up my mind that piper is the ex-luke fan) and annabeth is still unsettled but carries on, but she remembers that they're all just kids and that piper was pretty young when she joined luke and piper's real cool now man

gaea raises ig, they fight blah blah, good guys win but I think someone should get seriously injured 😑 i just can't say who. i mean like jason and leo are dead dead but i would enjoy an injury u feel

here are some little things i didn't know where to add:

hazel should maybe a bit scared of death and gets through it along the way. or at least be claustrophobic

i think leo should learn to accept his fire gradually

frank's stick should be like. at maximum danger half of the time, like dude, he is so wary

also there should be some point where he leads a quest actually

there's an inside joke running through the 3-books of moa/hoh/boo between the crew. dunno, it's something stupid tho!

octavian wasnt even a villain so i think reynas pov in moa would give some insight to that!!!

idk if we even need percy to switch over to spqr, i mean if they just got jason randomly, they still gotta return the kid and head to spqr 🤔 can reyna do the son quest instead

idk piper gets a gun, that stupid ass cornucopia haunts me, what was she supposed to do with that

percy/annie actually train the kiddos, but have little private talks on the side like "is this our life? do we like this? do we want to do this? it's exhausting isn't it"

nico can have a cane too

this is dumb cause they wouldn't even need it but I like the idea of them having cell phones and social media, it's so funny to me

anyway, thats only one rewrite, i smashed a bunch of ideas, hope that helps, but there's like a million more things i can say or a million other ideas to have!!! thanks for reading 💀

#hoo rewrite #uhhhh #asks #cleo 📊#pjo meta 🔱#yeah im not tagging this 💀

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