#and its stupid machinations too

[mishapen-dear]

That FAILED stamp on tbe qjaiden poster in the jail was so fucked before and its STILL fucked but theres like. a level of Get Fucked to it, now. before, it was like- you do all of That to her, cucurucho, and you fucking dare to label her a failure? an experiment that just didnt turn out? didnt act how you wanted?

but now its like Get Fucked. it doesnt matter how much work you put into her, into hurting her, into making her into whatever ~success~ you were planning. she isnt yours and you dont get to keep her. she left you. she never would have chose to stay on that island if bobby were around and you failed to replace bobby and you and your stupid games could have never made her go home. get fucked.

#suicide #qsmp jaiden #qsmp cucurucho #suicide is never a triumphant thing the fact that she chose to stay is HORRIFYING #but the very specific fact that cucurucho failed and lost all those hours it put into her #because ultimately it Could Not replace her son #and even attempting to do so made her Worse and this outcome more likely #theres something about that #and she fucking. She knew she was being manipulated #and she had gone along with it all before #but when it comes to the choice to stay with it or try to follow bobby #she followed bobby #get FUCKED cucurucho the loss of qjaiden is a loss for everyone but its v specifically a huge L for cucurucho #and its stupid machinations too #note that i do adore cucurucho and its stupid machinations #but i LOVE that the FAILED stamp isnt an indicator of jaiden- it’s an indicator of cucurucho #anyway fly high queen i hope you get to use your wings in whatever the canonical cubito afterlife is

[writer-room]

Listen when people say they want Percy to go on a villain arc most times I see it as they want him to go dark, want him to start murdering, maiming, going full Luke, etc. And I support that. If anyone deserves to kill people it's this kid.

However, let us be realistic for a moment, because I quite like the other alternative. Villain arc Percy usually entails "he's finally had enough of the Gods bullshit & will do things his own way". Let us think on this. What would Percy most likely do in this situation? Would it really be murder right off the bat?

I think he'd be the pettiest, annoying little shit there is. And because one can't usually threaten the Gods in a way that truly matters, but they can make them sweat really hard.

This goes beyond ignoring their calls and leaving them on read. He refuses to give food offerings unless it's the nastiest shit known to man. Bribes the cyclops into hucking huge objects up Mount Olympus before they all scurry off. Finds the olive tree Athena gave to Athens, and while he wouldn't have the heart to destroy it, he'd for sure rip off a branch & mail it to her (Annabeth nearly had to put them in witness protection).

Eventually it gets to the point he has Nico on speed-dial and offers him a shit ton of fast food & a 'get out of Percy's quest bullshit free' pass if he could hop into the Underworld and yoink up some annoying spirits or dead monsters to piss off the Gods. When the Gods get pissed at him Percy just silently pulls out some safe-for-demigods phone like "hang on I wanna see how many happy meals I owe Nico for bringing Typhon back up". They know he is not bluffing.

Could the Gods counteract him? Yeah, sure, Hera gave him amnesia and it was like 90% effective for a while. However, he kind of went off the rails, everyone else went off the rails, and then they had even more Roman nonsense to deal with. If anything it both solved but also made even more problems. And a much angrier Percy. So, frankly, they're very confident it could work, but they're a little worried about what the aftermath would be.

Ares suggests just killing him. Poseidon takes offense to this. Artemis scoffs and says even Ares couldn't beat him. Everyone stops for a moment. The question is not asked verbally. But it is seen in the darting eyes and shifting seats.

Can they kill Percy Jackson?

Well, sure, they must be able to. He's a powerful kid, no doubt, with powerful allies, but they are Gods. Of course they can kill him. So that's not the real question, they wouldn't dare really entertain such a thing to ever confirm if it was true, but this is rather the layer of frosting hiding the real atrocity of a cake underneath it.

What will they lose trying to kill Percy Jackson?

What will remain standing in the face of some 18-year-old who lived one of the hardest knocks of life, loves so much it makes them sick, is so completely unaware of his own strength not even they know its full extent, and currently has absolutely zero fucks to give about the end of a reign longer than he will ever understand?

They decide to quietly shut the lid on that whole fiasco and let Percy do whatever he wants.

Unfortunately, they can't exactly ignore everyone else. And everyone else is who Percy cares about the most. So, think of it more like leaving a grenade in a locked box in the attic. Just hope and pray you've moved out before something gets curious and starts rummaging around up there.

#percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #dark percy jackson #ideas #talk #text post #greek gods #annabeth chase #nico di angelo #typhon #pjo headcanon #to be entirely clear percy is still someone who did just like manipulate bob into murder #and poisoned Akhlys thru her tears fully intending to kill #among other things. hes still that person. however hes also the guy who helps leo make some weird machine #and they try to test its flight by riding it off a cliff over the lake w bamboleo by gipsy kings blasting #hes still totally that guy (under stress but i say that not as an excuse just as an 'he doesnt do it on a whim. but he still Can') #but hes also like. stupid. & u gotta get him at the right Vibe before he starts to get like Really concerningly murderous about things #usually hes the regular amount of murderous like most halfbloods are bc they deal w too much on a regular basis #i think that a percy turning 'dark' would b him looking the gods in the eye & saying 'no lol. also u suck. L + ratio.' #& then when they try to fight him on it only THEN does he while still holding eye contact begin to make the ocean levels rise #specifically targeting important places to those gods & havin his ocean buddies destroy the place #u wanna dance god boys? he will spare humanity on some rock but he Will destroy everything else #he is one-shotting monsters bc hes not dealing w this. some bs happens & he just grabs some monster by the throat & makes them spill #if that doesnt work he just walks into olympus w pandoras box 2.0 & starts to open it until the gods will talk to him. they start talkin #bs again. he slowly opens it again. they talk. he shuts it. they spew more bs. he opens it a little faster. they give in #dark percy to me is someone who doesnt DEFAULT to violence but who realized 'oh i can just do whatever i want' & found that gods react #best when its violent. he only does this w gods & monsters bc he chooses fastest route to get what he wants. but he recognizes violence Bad #so he just looks for the most receptive response. & then he abuses it relentlessly. but he also hates the gods. come stop him btch u wont

[chickadee394]

Reading the Robin 1992 annual and Anarky and Robin’s dynamic is absolutely killing me, like Tim and Lonnie are both incredibly smart geniuses but also absolute losers and interacting with each other just turns the loser switch to yes and the genius switch to no. Any time something goes wrong they blame the other for fucking up then fuck up the exact same way.

Their dynamic is permanently old man shakes fist at cloud but directed at each other.

#tim drake #lonnie machin #lonnie: no one can see into the dark twisted recess of my mind its too evolved #tim: your password is password you absolute fucking loser #tim: how could you be so stupid to break your one tool that can fight this evil magic #tim realizing he also broke his own three seconds later: right ok moving on #fuck whatever batman and the joker have going on this is my ideal hero villan dynamic #dc #batman

[trainingdummyrabbit]

maybe we'll try again next time.

#pikart #projmoon #(LONG TAGS..) i talk a lot about that latter part of poems of a machine but the first chorus never fails to break my heart too #i can never remember what ive talked about and what i havent so ill do it again anyway. #specifically the line 'so here i lie; reading you my poetic stupid rhymes.' especially in conjunction with the very first lyric. #all this built up... mess and madness; concepts of impossible scope and importance for just a few words. #its the desire to express a truth outside of your reach. to tentatively try to identify; to speak; and only managing so much. #clumsy; basic; small; but it still holds a piece of your heart anyway. its not enough; but its real; its tangible; and thus important. #am i making sense? its the first steps into writing poetry / into self expression / into self acceptance / into healing and growing. #and the implication these words are being shared; despite all of this; despite all of Her. augh. #i really do think a lot about th stark difference btwn her Knowledge and her Experience. how she feels she Should function vs how she Does. #knowing how something should be vs how it Is. yknow. #anyway Oops ! Lyric Rambling In The Tags Again ! <33

[ssstrawberryflowers]

schoolkid V2 (i think she'd be the thug type)

no-table, no-bubble, no-both versions, as well as some closeups under the cut! (cw: visible underwear (im so sorry about this))

variants:

closeups:

#yeah its for my own stupid school au #they go to another school than V1 cause i think they'd get bad grades (on purpose) and be really thug-ish #also because when they did go to the same school as V1 they just kept fighting like. always #they would see eachother in the hallway or courtyard and they'd literally have to be restrained by other students and teachers #cause V2 would taunt V1 to a fight constantly (also part of the reason they're the one who transferred) #they just hate eachother a lot (especialy V2) #they'd also be like. the kind to start fights really easily with absolutely everyone (despite them being concieved as a peace keeper) #and to not follow the dress code properly #(hence the slit idea which doubles as an aid for added mobility (aka crouch sliding)) #probably swears a lot too (given i imagine they have a fairly advanced voicebox) #and they get bad grades cause they can't be assed to study but are actually really really smart and could go to a top uni/college v easily #gets sent to the supervisor's office or to detention on a regular basis #and has often been threatened with the “we're gonna have to expel you if you keep this attitude young machine” #they're also like. a grade behind V1. little sibling. #ghhgghghghghh im so sorry about the visible underwear tho #i just wanted them to have a huge slit in their skirt for mobility reasons as well as to show their more “thug”ish attitude #but then i realized that the way they'd be sitting would show her undies #please understand there was no underlying intent #im sorry. im so sorry #ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #school au #high school au #fanart #my art #should i have made an actual post for these ideas for this au? yes #will i actually do one? probably. idk #i enjoy imagining this stuff as a person who wasn't able to attend normal high school #this is literal wish fulfilment. you look in the dictionary and you see this under the definition (its not a single word but you get wim) #so much stuff in these tags. so much. soooo much. im so sorry

[yikes-ajax]

Letting my cat play with batteries because apparently it's more entertaining than her actual toys

#its the noise it makes against the wood floor i just know it #our dogs the same way with anything that crinkles #anyways watching her make a ruckus while i eat comfort doughnuts to recover from seizures all night and nearly drowing in my tub #because i cant find my earplugs and i cant sleep without them ESPECIALLY when shes playing with stuff #i am not vibing™ rn #you (me) remember saying i ran my batteries out play dragon age? yeah these are those batteries #because I've been toO BUSY PLAYING DAI TO PICK THEM UP AFTER FALLING IN THE FLOOR RAAAAAAAA #im okay im not going to do anything i am going to lay down and SLEEP #mmm but first i gotta think about every possible thing that could go wrong at work tomorrow from breaking a machine to a terrorist attack #ive been struggling yall 🤠 #shitpost #shitposting #cat life #petblr #catblr #cat lovers #cat memes #stupid cat

[emptylotfiasco]

wanting to have sex with a character literally makes EVERYONE STUPID!!!!!!!

#i used to say this about matt murdock and its true. his disease poisons womens brains like the chum bucket helmets in the spongebob movie #and makes them fill his tag with x reader fanfics portraying him as a sexy charming devil even tho his drywall is full of fist sized holes #anywas. this is about sagawa #because i think he is very interesting. i really like this realisation at the end that he was just as much of a cog in the machine as majim #and that all the violence he committed was impersonal and meaningless and thats just part of the world that they live in #but you can also never EVER look for content for him. because everyone hates him and the people who dont hate him WANNA FUCK HIM!!! WHY!!! #and u know what im sure that wouldnt be so bad if wanting to fuck him DIDNT MAKE EVERYONE STUPID!!! #but his grindset mentality and abusive dadcore behaviour has scared away all the intellectual hoes!!!!! #idk.... in the fandom there is a lack of like..... people wanting to engage with a dark crime story on its merits. i know there is antics #but like. theres not just antics. i kind of like the mirei stuff because it goes hey this fan favourite guy you like is A BAD PERSON. #just like all the people in these games. because theyre involved in organised crime. ITS CALLED. ITS CALLED YAKUZA. #so i think icking away from some characters because theyre 'too bad' isnt in the spirit of these games. #when kiryu is beating shibusawa to a pulp at the end of y0 he still thinks of oda you know #and stop wanting to fuck everyone!!!!!!! its making you retarded!!!!!!! ok end of post

[m0e-ru]

who wants to talk about why the izanamis for some reason are just like the izanagis

#kommento #// big bro's big bro ohhh bitchy bratty tsundere little pricks ohhh you don't get it YUO DONT GET IT!!! #// the rerelease love interest looks like the antagonist for some reason right tje final antagonist looks like the hero for a reason right #// what if the attendant's presence was more significant and consequential that there would be several implications to the narrative #// we should talk about the manifestation of collective human ego and thought of desires and undesirables #// why did god look like this act like this speak like this believe in this why is god such a machine and a human at the same time #// guys we should go back to 2014 and start talking about how god looks like the hero and the villain at the same time #// NO KISSING NO FUCKING these bitches should bicker and fight and grip onto each other's arms until their clutch is so tight #// their nails claw into their limbs as if making some sort of pact until they realize the same blood flows through them the entire time #// all these stupid fucking posts of tsundere siblings I might as well start bringing out autism brothers #// but its so much mroe than that too much mroe than that I AM KAI MOERU THERES A MINIMUM 22 LAYERS TO A SHIT POST AND 76 ON AN ACTUAL POST #// guys can i talk about family and friendship and love and life and the gray of morals and we all be behaved about it

[suitss]

day TWO of fighting AI art bros on social media LMFAO

I feel like that one gif of some video game character where you only see the back of, whom oddly looks like Freddy Mercury, strutting forward, saying "ah, shit, here we go again."

#someone told me that editing public imgs on PS #is the same as feeding an AI art theft machine data information #they are NOT the same #1. artists usually give consent to #you can open an artists page on twt and see they are OK with pfp use #2. most artists have unionized AGAINST AI art #to use AI art simulators and train them is to be disrespectful to those who ask you not to do that #you do NOT support artists in fact you are ANTI-ARTIST #typing in prompts to make MEDIOCRE art does not make you an artist too btw #art NEEDS active intent and editing and engaging with and CONTROL #once you enter ur STUPID prompts you no longer have control #you have relinquished the control #and the simulator has shown you the color of ur soul and its ugly <3

[gensymscribes]

making ocs is all fun and games until you try to write concrete lore about a nebulous yet core concept that you previously handwaved for the sake of "it's cool if this happens"

#i am Trying. to figure out how archangel resurrects. but i can't see myself using the infinite clones avenue in that setting #and it feels lame if he just like. pops back up again in a few days like hi im back :) #and i don't know whether i want to go with a more magic-based (the wizards curse) or tech-based (the nanomachines son) approach #because both have pros and cons but :( i just feel like its kind of stupid in general..... #most of what ive done with him so far has been from a more magic-based angle (caught by mages and bound to the undying frame) #but i've always handwaved the undying frame part a little bit. like oh he just reforges himself :) kind of like a phoenix or whatever #but How does that work. i feel like i need to have something figured out so i can write about rhinn digging around in his guts #and playing engineer with his empty shell. which would suggest a more tech-based approach for the eroticism of circuitry and machines #but full tech feels out of place in the setting (very bloodborne dark souls inspired) but also i want a million robots in there #for enrichment. but :( #i need to put him down ig. like all other compelling robot characters because he is too hard to work with #see more tags is something that can be so dangerous sorry to anyone that falls for this one simple trick

[mothocean]

i am, really just fucking hoping theres gonna be more safety regulations around this kind of stuff now. and that the greek coast guard gets fucking sued. also that the submersible company gets sued. and nothing like any of these things happens ever again

#ik thats not gonna be the case but god this whole situation has not been good for my irrational-ish fear #of being told something is safe and then it turns out it really really isnt but its too late and horrible death happens #i feel no sympathy for the billionaires obvs but. can we acknowledge how fucking lucky it is that the horrble submersible #only ended up killing 5 ppl. thats still 5 ppl but it couldve been way more #like idc if a billionaire wants to die horribly they should not be allowed to drag other people down w them #they should not be allowed to have their METAL TUBE DEATH TRAP talked about POSITIVELY on a fucking SCIENCE WEBSITE THAT SHOULD KNOW BETTER #AND THEY DEFINITELY SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO USE IT TO TURN A GRAVESITE INTO THE WORLDS LEAST SAFE TOURIST TRAP #EVEN IF ONLY STUPID RICH PPL WILL GET ON IT #like you realize this is just the most extreme example of the kind of lack of regulation these guys get away with. like im glad the guy tha #made the thing met his horrible end with it but too many ppl don't get graced with this kind of dramatic irony #and besides maybe it should not be fucking legal to construct literal death machines even for dramatic irony #idk im tired of focusing on whether the guys had it coming for them or not its endless hell discourse #lets fucking talk abt how this whole thing should not have fucking happened in the first place #and i hope nothing like it ever happens again #if the billionaires want a horrible death i will give it to them myself and then outlaw their entire fucking existence (as billionaires) #im sorry im just fucking tired #roseflower.txt

[toastsnaffler]

DROPPING EVERYTHING THEY HAVE THE TATAMI GALAXY NOVEL IN MY OLD GO-TO INDIE BOOKSHOP LETS GOOOOOO

#i forgot the translation came out earlier this year i meant to preorder it online but it was like 30 quid....... #but they had it for £12!!!!!!! how was i supposed to resist..... #i saw tomihiko morimi on the spine before i read the title and i was like wait. WAIT #everyone says the book is nowhere near as good as the anime but nothing will ever come close to the anime its my fave for a reason #and i actually rly enjoyed the penguin highway light novel so like. ill probably enjoy his other works too #they had time machine blues too which i also got i didnt even realise that was getting a translation #what a stroke of luck frrrr.. makes this trip worth it even if i dont get my stupid parcel #im on the way to pick it up now fingers crossed someones in 😭😭😭😭 #.diaries

[kittyboones]

The Bisse Woven button is officially my best creation ever, me thinks

#kitty.txt #Bisse Woven #Minecraft Dog #Minecraft Tamed Wolf #I hate how long it took #But its done so now I can take a week long break and not have to think about that stupid ass VEVOR button machine or adjustable cutter #So now I'm gonna eat my cake that's from the day before Christmas #Or well the cream #The rest is too hard to even cut

[deus-ex-mona]

ice cream ✨always✨ makes everything better!!!!

#like today… i had a seriously horrible very bad day :( #so i went out to buy like $20 worth of ice cream and now both my wallet and heart feel lighter than before!!!!! #ok fr though i needa rant about my day here in the tags just to get it all off my chest in case i snap at the interns tomorrow lol #this morning one of the mfing titration machines kept giving wonky results >:( #so i just filled its stupid job queue thing with tons of repeats so that it could just run on its own while i did other things instead #then this intern came in and said ‘i’ll take care of these few machines!!!’ and yanked the probe out of the test solution… #all while the thing was still running ಠ‿ಠ and welp time wasted? time wasted. #and this other titration units kept giving invalid blank values for the entire day which sucked bc it was our best unit >:( #then this higher up lady checked the machine and found precipitates in the burette. yeah too bad she only found it like an hour before 5 ಠ‿ಠ #that machine worked properly after it was cleaned out though. as expected of our best unit~ #but while those 2 units were deceased there were 2 other units that were up and running #except this random maintenance guy halted one of the unit’s runs to do some pointless check and wasted good ol’ testing time for nothing >:( #all’s fine! we still had one unit!! :)))) right??? :)))) #…yeah no. while i was out submitting some results during the last hour of the workday the computer mfing restarted itself #i came back from the dude’s office to see the computer on the lock screen. ‘haha very funny who locked this?’ i thought as i keyed in the pw #oh *no* it restarted itself. while the units were mid-run. in other words the samples had to be re-keyed in、 #the then-currently running samples had to be reweighed，and i still don’t know who restarted the computer >:( #to top it all off，that intern from earlier kept wandering over to pat my back and ask ‘are you okay?’ #pls i literally hate human contact pls don’t touch me you’re making this worse ಥ‿ಥ #call me ungrateful but i was pretty close to snapping on her. sorry intern. you’re the capable intern too… #unlike that intern who dropped part of the equipment into the waste container while she was supposed to be washing it >:( #i hate titration soooooooo much :( i can’t wait to try out extra dangerous titration tomorrow :( #i get to play with acids this time i think? sounds like a recipe for disaster if you ask me— #anyway sorry if you read all that lmao. stay hydrated and eat tons of ice cream for a good time ok? #mona monday

[mishkakagehishka]

That's really all it takes to grab my interest. Men's tits.

#bsts is like. a bit behind in my brain i love it but bc i'm still illiterate it's hard for me to really #idk how to explain this. to really get myself INTO it like a pig in a mud bath yknow #with enstars i have livetweets and the wayback machine if i feel lazy but with bsts it's like #me and my dictionary against the world lmfao #and then i see new cards or images and like. oh right. i fucking love this game and its characters too #and then i get ran brainworms sorry #heath is my n1 but goddamn .... i think ab that card story where he went drinking with Saki every day #like she's so . stupid. he's suspicious for one. and she went with him. ALONE. to drink in some unknown bar in a back alley #and that was his first time drinking. he's violent usually. what was she gonna do if he turned more violent when drunk? #sighs longingly. well i'd do the same thing as Saki and hope he does so i can't judge but. i'd go in knowing it's a risk yknow

[arcadequeerz]

I miss my dad.

#Cade.vnt #Closer it gets to Christmas the more it gets real and the more i hate it. #keep feeling like he's back on the road in his truck but i know he's Not and he's not coming home ever #N idk if its pathetic because me and him didn't get along and yada yada but i always expected him to outlive me #he was supposed to outlive me and he didn't and its Fucked Up and wasn't supposed to be like this. #old fuck was supposed to outlive all of us and he ended up dying in a hospital bed hooked up to machines and i didn't even get to say #goodbye #he didn't even eake back up #and i think thats what fucks me up the most that he didn't get to die here ay home- comfortable in his bed #or didn't get to make some stupid fucking joke that he Reall y shouldn't of said but still would make us laugh- #he left too quietly. he should of gone laughing #it isnt fair. it isn't fucking fair and i hate it and everyone keeps telling me its okay he's 'with god' now #and i dont want him to be i just want him back here. was suppoed to be a xonstant in my life and now #there's this fucking absence and i hate it so fucking much #we still dont even know what happened. #they kept throwing shit around and never said anything for certain. #anyways. my mom cut up a bunch of his shirts this evening- she sais she's gonna make a qult with them #she let me keep his pink floyd shirt though. crying and getting snot all over it rn #i just kind of need 2023 to be kinder to me. and my family. please i cant take anymore loss or pain #it feels like the universe hates me and wnts me dead.