#and poor ezra

[ursa-arrowbreaker]

Ezra: Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to take us as prisoners?

Shin: Our orders were to destroy Ezra Bridger and Sabine Wren.

Ezra: Ah, I see the confusion then. I am not Ezra Bridger, my name is Jabba the Hutt.

Sabine: oh no

Shin: ...

Shin: Jabba the Hutt had been dead for seven years.

Ezra: JABBA IS DEAD?!?

#ezra bridger #Poor bb boy he missed so much #Ahsoka #Sabine wren #Ezra: how could you not tell me?! #Sabine: teen years and you think that's the most important thing you missed? #Ezra: YES! #talking bear #Swr

[elanorar]

Okay but Thrawn saying, "If a star whale approaches, destroy it with prejudice," made me laugh so hard. You can almost hear the spite in his voice. I just know he absolutely DESPISES those damn whales for ruining his plans and sending him on a forced sabbatical to a weird ass planet in some godforsaken galaxy with Ezra fucking Bridger as a tag along.

#grand admiral thrawn #star wars #purrgil #ezra bridger #ahsoka #thrawn #poor blue man #ahsoka show #star wars rebels #ahsoka spoilers

[tobytost]

Luke REALLY thought that he’s going to get tortured but Ezra won’t pass the opportunity to infodump about SFNAF (space fnaf) (maul doesn’t listen to him anymore)

#my art #star wars #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #luke skywalker #darth maul #poor Luke

[incorrectclonewars]

Rex: Have you been yelled at by Ahsoka yet?

Ezra: I’m not scared of her!

Kanan: So that’s a no.

#incorrect star wars rebels #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #captain rex #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #ahsoka tano #source: unknown #ezra has only seen ahsoka and an awesome person #which she is #but she can be scary as fuck which he doesn't know #poor kid

[jackawful]

Y'all have got to realize there are ways to protect older teens from sexual predators without insisting that teenagers don't think about sex or sexuality until the magical moment exactly 18 years from their birth. Trying to reduce harm to teenagers (especially teenagers online!) is a good and valid goal but pretending none of them have ever viewed porn or fucked isn't it. You've gotta acknowledge that if they don't have safe ways to explore their sexuality with peers they are going to explore in unsafe ways & that secrecy, shame, and censorship are what open the door to predators & allow them to normalize unhealthy power dynamics.

Shit like (professed) minors allegedly being on ezra's site is most likely the result of that community being the only thing they could find that treated them as like, humans with autonomy and desire, and that's a pattern that plays out with adult exploitation of teens in-person too (the "you're so mature for your age" routine). Of course teenagers exploring sexuality for the first time fell into a community that told them they weren't bad for being attracted to adults or having sexual desire in the first place! Thing is, an "Adult Attracted Minor" is like, the default state of teenagerdom.

The shit that's actually been demonstrated to help with this isn't carceral whackamoling of bad actors - it's giving teenagers education about healthy relationships and power dynamics and safe sex and yeah, kink, and also giving them the autonomy to make their own decisions about sex. Specifically, you let them know that it's normal to be attracted to adults but that adults trying to date or fuck them are in a position of power that means those relationships can't be healthy. In absence of that, teens are vulnerable to the first adult that appeals to their need to be taken seriously. And for fucks sake, using "minor" to equate teens with young children in these cases makes this tactic easier for abusers to pull off, not harder, because it is self-evident to teens that they have more capacity for autonomy than the average 8 year old. Sure, it makes the people you're targeting in your callout Sound Worse, but it also immediately loses you credibility in the eyes of teenagers themselves.

And for fucks sake, don't let a handful of bad actors using a leftist framing for that old song and dance lead you to believe that's what youth lib is about OR take away focus from all the times the right wing has systemically & institutionally done this.

#csa tw #posting this may very well be inviting piss on the poor levels of bad faith but it's important #I've seen the doc & based on the professional experience I have I'd be surprised if LE actually takes action anyway? #it's uh. always surreal to see how badly the internet handles this shit & meanwhile have multiple years of professional experience on it #like even when allegations are reasonable there's still a lot that seems more designed to stir a mob than help kids #toonimal #ezra orena #also like. the fallout from this one to people who are obviously unconnected and just easy to target? bad bad bad bad bad #csa prevention

[kanansdume]

It's so sad that Hera and Sabine got distilled down to their entire personalities basically being "snarky." Like Filoni took the fact that Hera and Sabine had senses of humor that could, yes, make them snarky in Rebels, and revolved their ENTIRE personalities around that in the Ahsoka show.

Like in Rebels, Hera is snarky sometimes, sure, but she's also one of the warmest and most nurturing personalities on the show as well as someone who DOES believe in systems (good faith systems like the Rebellion, not like the Empire obviously) and in respecting that the leadership set in place has good reasons for their rules and orders. Hera is the person who gets upset if the OTHER characters choose to just do whatever they want rather than follow orders. So yeah, she's snarky, but that doesn't mean she's someone who just does whatever she wants. It means she's someone who has a sense of humor.

And Sabine in Rebels is snarky, yes, but she has an entire arc where she goes from being a literal bratty teenager who has some issues with authority and blind loyalty to being a merciful, patient, compassionate, mature adult who respects the necessity of making decisions based on the greater good. She does still like explosives, yes, but her snark and her appreciation for a good explosive does not make up the entirety of her personality. She acts like a bit more of a bratty teenager at the beginning because she IS a teenager in the beginning, but she grows OUT of that by the end of the show and over the course of MULTIPLE different arcs per season. The fact that she's snarky doesn't mean she doesn't respect good strategy and tactics OR that she'd abandon a ceremony honoring someone she loves that she's been asked to speak at OR that she's someone who would make the selfish choice that literally undoes someone else's sacrifice. It just means she happens to have a sense of humor.

Snark is not a personality nor is it something you can base a character's personality AROUND. And yet that seems to be exactly what Filoni has done on the Ahsoka show. They're snarky characters so that means that they disrespect authority, do whatever they want, and act based purely on emotion. How interesting. How unique.

#star wars #ahsoka show #ahsoka spoilers #sabine wren #hera syndulla #by contrast ezra seems to have LOST all of his snark #like poor ezra is just a sweet little bean who doesn't have a single edge to him anymore #and sure he's pretty likable still but EZRA HAD SOME EDGE TO HIM #he was a street kid! #he grew up with the ghost crew who express love through teasing #the man knows how snark with the best of them and you wouldn't know that if all you've seen is the ahsoka show #ahsoka is so calm and aloof that she's not snarky so much as just a distant asshole

[mechanicalanakal]

ooh, something that isn't a redraw. neat

poor ez boi. fucking pissed.

#star wars rebels #star wars #swr #fanart #catboy #ezra bridger #kanan jarrus #sketch #poor kanan also. about to lose his vision a season early

[cherrypine6]

~Ahsoka Finale Theory Time~

Okay, so I see a lot of posts going around comparing these two frames:

Which, yeah, the Father and the Son do look similar, but when I first saw the statues in the finale, I was struck by the remains of the Daughter's sculpture. Because that:

does not look like this:

so I was like, well, maybe the mural is stylized enough that the silhouettes don't match, it's been a long time since I watched the Mortis arc in Clone Wars, maybe the character of the Daughter matches the silhouette better.

Nope. Look at those sleeves! They're way bigger than the ones on the statue! So wait, who does match the silhouette of the statue?

Ahsoka! Especially her live-action redesign!

Combined with the fact that Morai showed up in this episode, I think it's telling that the Father and the Son statues match their animated designs so well while the Daughter statue is so off-base. I mean, c'mon. Look at this.

So what does it all mean?

I have no idea. Maybe it's a callback to the Daughter giving Ahsoka her life force. Maybe Filoni just wants to redesign the Daughter. Maybe it's just Not That Deep™ and the statue design is just sloppy. Or maybe some freaky-deaky Mortis mumbo jumbo is going to happen in season 2. Your guess is as good as mine.

#sorry for the poor quality btw #im on mobile #anyway someone tell me im not hallucinating this #star wars #ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka series #ahsoka show #ahsoka tano #ahsoka #the daughter #mortis #the clone wars #morai #sw rebels #sabine wren #ezra bridger #huyang #baylan skoll #shin hati #ahsoka theory #my theories

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Ep. 16] The Beach Episode Spa Arc

[ Part 8 of 15 ] 🌹

@retro-plasma @buglaur @kawaiishitty @lre333 @bionibots @rebouks (@dirksdreamer) @gothoffspring @hauntedtrait

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #josiah bolton by retro-plasma #antony ark by dirksdreamer #fabian hawkins by rebouks #daithi murray by buglaur #suraj kennedy by gothoffspring #darol bennet by lre333 #ezra ruiz by kawaiishitty #adrian king by hauntedtrait #rune tegner by bionibots #|| #this is releasing as i edit it fgjhfkgj but omg #SURAJJJ MY POOR BABY #i'm just manipulating the ask what happened glitch to my favor mwahaha #rune finally moved off the pillar! he managed to pry daniel successfully away from adrian (who had a strong orbit around dan while this #was all going down) #i love a good cut-away to before/around the drama that's unfolding below mwahahaha #this is a few moments after what he witnessed in the last post!! #i wonder how this is alll going to go down... (eye emoji) #i wonder what rune wants to talk about hmmm we shall have to seee~ (eyes emoji) FANGS IM UPLOADING ASHER AS I TYPE THIS #ALSO HMMM... i guess daithi didnt feel like dan was just kissing him for his own sake?? curiouser and curiouser... #SURAJ JUST BE HAPPY WITH UR KISS GDI

[grilledcheese-savage]

Guys.

Guys.

I just realized something tragic.

Hera lost kanan. Then she lost Ezra, who might be alive but galaxies away and no way to get him back.

And now she just lost Sabine almost the same way. 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😭💀💀💀💀

#poor Hera #star wars rebels #Star Wars #ahsoka series #ahsoka #hera syndulla #ezra bridger #sabine wren #kanan jarrus #caleb dume

[pedropascalsx]

#Mine: pedro pascal #pedro pascal #mine: prospect #prospect #prospect 2018 #ezra #ezra prospect #my gifs #** #poor baby #lemme kiss ur arm better #also i really like this gifs ok

[thru-the-grapevine]

[11:46 AM] “What is that?”

It belongs in a cartoon, the way Seoho jumps a foot and turns to face you with wide eyes.

“Nothing,” he says.

His hands are cupped together in front of him, still dripping from being under the kitchen faucet. You tsk and enter the kitchen, pulling a hand towel from a nearby drawer and moving towards him. He quickly draws his hands back to rest against his torso when you get within a foot of him, hands still cupped.

You raise an eyebrow, crouching to mop at the little puddle he’s created.

“Nothing, huh?”

The way his cheeks and ears pinken is adorable. His jaw works minutely, biting the inside of his lower lip.

“Uh-huh.”

You straighten up again and fold your arms, tilting your head to try and glimpse between his cupped fingers. “Is it something I’m going to be disappointed is in my kitchen?”

He immediately starts closing the gaps of his fingers, shrinking back against the sink. “Disappointed? Not upset?”

“I’m never upset with you, bestie,” you say, feigning shock at the mere thought. “Only disappointed.”

He pouts, and maybe it takes a conscious effort not to stare at the pretty shape of his lips. Not that you’ll admit it.

“You’re only ever disappointed with me? Never pleased or happy or….anything else?”

Maybe you want to take that as something more. But what if you’re wrong? You deflect, grinning at him. “Your distractions won’t work on me. C’mon. Show me the thing.”

He swallows, then shakes his head rapidly.

You make a face at him. “Seoho.”

He shakes his head again.

You raise your eyebrows. Well. Time to play a little dirty.

You take another step closer to him and enter his space. You audibly hear his breath pause when you lean in close, setting the damp towel on the counter next to him.

“You sure?” You ask quietly, ignoring your own pounding heart. Focus.

Seoho’s next breath sounds shaky. “Mhm.”

A smile tugs at the corners of your mouth. You lean in a little closer, indulging yourself momentarily and staring at his mouth as you fumble behind him to turn off the faucet.

“Very sure?” You ask.

When you drag your gaze away from his lips, you realize he’s staring at yours. A rush of warmth shoots through you. No. Focus.

He doesn’t answer, too distracted. Now’s your chance. Gently, still looking at his face, you take his hands in yours, prying them open carefully. He offers no resistance, and you glance down inside them.

“Oh my god,” you yelp. “Is that a frog?”

Immediately Seoho jumps back into action, yanking his hands from yours and cupping them shut again. “No.”

“It is,” you say, laughing disbelievingly. “You brought a frog into my kitchen.”

“He was outside in the grass,” Seoho says, voice insistent. “And he was covered in grass clippings and there was some in his eyes and I felt bad and wanted to clean him up—”

“It’s a frog!” You laugh, incredulous. “They live in nature, they get dirty, that’s just how it goes.”

“But it was in his eyes,” Seoho protests, looking at you imploringly. “I was just gonna rinse him off and send him back out again—”

“And you couldn’t have done this with the hose why?”

Seoho looks indignant, pouting. “Look at him. He’s just a little guy. He needs something gentler.”

You’re staring at his hands, shaking your head. “My kitchen sink?”

“Only for a minute,” he pleads. “It just looked painful, he kept blinking and the grass kept staying stuck in his eye and he looked so sad, you should have seen his little face, his eyes were…”

He keeps making his case, but you lose the thread, gazing at him. Sweet, stupid boy. The worst in the whole world. Caring about garden frogs. What if this is my final straw?

As it happens, it is. Before you can process what you’re doing, you’ve grabbed a fistful of his collar and guided him close, planting your lips on his.

It’s a wonderful, wonderful half a second. And then Seoho squawks in surprise and you’re pulled back into reality.

He leans back, blinking, eyes wide on you. “What? I….what?”

Your insides are swirling into a chaotic tornado of dismay. What were you thinking? “I….sorry. You were, um. Saying? About the frog?”

Seoho does not continue about the frog. He continues blinking at you, gaze trailing down to your mouth. You shift from one foot to another, uneasy.

“Seoho…?”

He leans in and kisses you again. It’s gentle, sincere, and suddenly you wonder how in the world you’ve gone this long without doing this. You kiss him back, unfurling your fingers from his collar and resting your hands on his shoulders. He settles his hands on the back of your arms, guiding you closer, kissing you in a way that makes you wonder if he’s thought about this, too.

You break apart to breathe, staying nose to nose.

“Seoho,” you murmur.

He hums quietly, resting his forehead on yours.

“Where’s the frog?” You ask quietly.

He’s staring at your mouth again. “Hm?”

“The frog. Where is it.”

He blinks, then stiffens, realizing where his hands are.

“Um.”

“Is there a frog loose in my kitchen?!”

He leans back, staring all around your feet and behind you with increasing urgency. Guiding you back and forth by his grip on your arms, checking around you. “I….maybe?”

Unbelievable. You start searching around your feet, as well.

“I’ll make you a deal. If you find him first, I’ll kiss you again.”

He turns to look at you so quickly you worry he’ll crick his neck. “What if you find him first, instead?”

You shrug, smiling hopefully. “You’ll kiss me?”

He stares at you, bewildered.

“That’s….the same thing.”

You grin. “Then we’d better find him, yeah?”

A slow, bemused grin spreads over his face.

“I….yeah. Okay.”

For @ranotonin

#seoho fluff #seoho timestamp #seoho drabble #seoho x reader #oneus fluff #oneus timestamp #oneus drabble #lee seoho fluff #lee seoho timestamp #lee seoho drabble #seoho #lee seoho #oneus #admin ellie #ellie writes #Ezra I’m so sorry that I can’t write anything normal #your poor boy is doomed to being a dork forever which I think is adorable #forgive the frog reference I am simply ridiculous

[melinavostokoffkisser]

Ahsoka, Sabine, Ezra, and Shin performing for Huyang to get him to stop stressing once Ahsoka collects them and brings them all back with her.

#that poor droid will never know peace #hes regretting not choosing luke as his jedi companion #ahsoka tano #ezra bridger #sabine wren #shin hati #ahsoka series

[clownofthetown]

my life is going downhill (no more ahsoka and exams coming up) BUT guess who else can be put through the horrors! ezra!!! personally i think they moved past the whole sith holocron thing in s3 too fast, like! all the emotional stuff they could have gone into deeper, but, I'll take the feels i got

im happy enough w this to post it soo

#ezra bridger #star wars #star wars rebels #sw rebels #art #sw fanart #fanart #sw rebels fanart #sith holocron #POOR EZRA HE DEF FELT GUILTY ABT AHSOKA AND KANAN AND EVERHTHING #poor mate got manipulated by both maul and the holocron #im 7 years too late to post abt this lol

[heart-of-a-rebel16]

KalluZeb 79 angst/fluff prompts 💜💛

79: “I don’t care what anyone else thinks.”

Pairing: Zeb/ Kallus, Star Wars: Rebels

Requests: Open

—x—

“Are you sure about this?” Kallus hated hearing how his voice wavered, but something about Zeb caused all his self control and strength fly straight out the window. Stars, it was just a simple gesture of love. Hand-holding wasn’t this big of a deal to anyone. So why was the mere thought of taking Zeb’s hand in his enough to make his legs weak?

“Never been more sure of anything, Zeb replied with a lopsided smile that never failed to make fireworks burst within the ex-imperial’s chest. “Why, you got some rare disease that spreads through hand-holdin’ that I should know about?

Oh, if only it were that simple. Kallus let out a cursory amused huff, but found a part of himself wishing that he actually did have some life-altering illness, if only so he could could give a legitimate excuse to Zeb that didn’t involve a vague, anxious feeling.

“It’s nothing like that,” Kallus assured, trying (and failing miserably, he suspected by the concerned tilt of Zeb’s ears) to return the smile. “It’s just that…”

It was just that Imperial protocol strictly forbade inter-species relationships, not even to say of one between two men. It was just that Kallus knew that he didn’t deserve Zeb and his unending kindness. It was just that the thought of everyone’s eyes on him, of everyone knowing without a shadow of a doubt that him and Zeb loved each other unequivocally made his heart compress inside his ribs.

“It’s just that I’m scared,” Kallus finally settled on, voice hardly louder than a whisper. “I’m scared that I’m not good enough for you. I’m scared that other people will treat you differently, for loving someone like me.”

“Someone like you,” Zeb echoed. Kallus nodded miserably, ducking his head so he wouldn’t have to look the lasat in the eyes. Someone as horrible and broken and awful as him. “So what I’m hearin’ is that you’re afraid of what everyone else is gonna think of us, is that right?” Zeb asked softly. He scoffed, tucking a finger under Kallus’ chin and tilting his head up so he could fully look into his eyes.

“I’ve got the most courageous and honorable man I’ve ever met as a partner,” Zeb said, lopsided grin transforming into something softer, more intimate. “I don’t care what anyone else thinks, whether that’s about me, or us. Why would I if I’ve got you?”

Oh. Oh.

“You…you really mean that?” Kallus didn’t want to believe the loving look in Zeb’s eyes, though he’d have to gouge out his own to disprove it to himself. A lovely feeling blossomed in him, one that warmed his body from the top of his head all the way down to his toes. Nodding slowly, Zeb leaned close and pressed an effortlessly gentle kiss to the crooked slope of his nose.

“Told ya, I was more sure than anything,” Zeb replied, eyes dancing. He pulled away and held out his hand in silent offering.

There was one brief, fleeting moment where doubt seeped in, somewhat dousing the pleasant fire crackling in his chest. A simple look at the man opposite him was all that was needed to push them away and take the leap.

Kallus closed his hand around Zeb’s. The lasat’s hand was so much softer than his own calloused ones, though not for lack of hardship. A sigh escaped from him unbidden when Zeb’s thumb traced small circles against the edge of his hand.

“This okay?” Zeb murmured, pulling him close.

“More than okay,” Kallus responded with a grin that was quickly bordering on goofy. “It’s perfect.”

#Sabine and Ezra from the vents: “about time you fucking dorks” #I also ascribe to crooked nose kallus #Because you cannot tell me that the poor man hasn’t broken his face at least once from getting thrown around by the Spectres so much #Anyways #writing prompt #star wars rebels #sw rebels #swr #agent kallus #alexsandr kallus #zeb orrelios #garazeb orrelios #kalluzeb

[itsthegirlinthebowtie]

hey thinking about all the things that ezra missed that he needs to catch up on from his family and the galaxy as a whole but also all that he’s probably been through dealing with all this time, thrawn on his ass and raiders and night sisters and who knows what else and he’s living with the lil crab people but it’s not the same as his family and the relief he must’ve felt to finally see sabine after all this time NOBODY TALK TO ME I’M-

#like there’s so much he doesn’t know which is so insane and he probably wanted to know everything right away #but also just holy shit it must’ve been exhausting to be all on his own all this time #and he is strong but he was also still a kid when he left with thrawn and had to do all this shit all alone #but he had no choice #my poor boy :( #i’m looking forward to more next week my god #star wars #ahsoka show #ahsoka #ahsoka spoilers #leah rants #star wars spoilers #star wars rebels #ezra bridger #leah watches ahsoka