Ezra: Wait, wait, wait! Don't you want to take us as prisoners?
Shin: Our orders were to destroy Ezra Bridger and Sabine Wren.
Ezra: Ah, I see the confusion then. I am not Ezra Bridger, my name is Jabba the Hutt.
Sabine: oh no
Shin: ...
Shin: Jabba the Hutt had been dead for seven years.
Ezra: JABBA IS DEAD?!?
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My favorite thing about the spectres is they're all always telling each other, "you don't have to hide your problems. You can talk about your problems" but they're also always like "No, I cannot talk about my problems." Every single member of The Ghost crew is constantly saying, "well, SOMEBODY here has to start being emotionally vulnerable, but it's CERTAINLY not going to be me." Top tier found family dynamic, 11/10, no notes.
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A Kanan Jarrus mention? Huyang giving Ezra an identical lightsaber part that Kanan had? The talk about Mandalore and Sabine's family? Ahsoka talking about Anakin's loyalty to her? A possible nod to “Do or do not. There is no try”? The Talzin's sword? Zombie stormtroopers like the zombie Nightsisters in Jedi: Fallen Order? Sabine finally controlling the Force? Sabine sacrificing her want to be with Ezra to stay with Ahsoka? Sabine and Ezra being separated yet again? Ahsoka seeing her owl? Ezra using a com and putting on stormtrooper armor like they always did in Rebels? Chopper being able to recognize Ezra? Hera finally seeing Ezra again? The Father, Son, and decapitated Daughter statues? Sabine being able to feel Anakin's Force ghost? Ahsoka feeling him? ANAKIN'S FORCE GHOST????
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[Star Wars Rebels]
“I see no difference! Love is love!”
(used this as a reference!)
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Not to be horny on main but..
This morning you sucked on my titties, fingered me, strapped me six ways to Sunday, came inside of me, then fingered me again while I played with my clit until I came screaming your name. You then promised to do the same thing later tonight, smacked my ass, got up, and made me breakfast.
...
How the FUCK am I supposed to go to work now???
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If Ezra has a Youtube channel, do you think he posts insulting videos about Thrawn and Pryce?
Also when someone calls someone else by hologram, does that make it SpaceTime?
he posts a six hour video essay on thrawn. the first three hours are a detailed account of all his war crimes and evilness, the rest of the video is just ezra calling him a stinky poopy blueberry and sabine coming in to say his red eyeliner is mid
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Headcanon that Zeb is the only person on the Ghost crew (possibly in the entire galaxy) who has First Name Privileges when it comes to Kallus. If only so we can get the following exchange:
Zeb: Glad you're back, kid! I can't wait to tell Alex!
Ezra: Who's Alex?
Zeb: ...You're kidding, right? There's no way you've forgotten about Alex while you were gone
Ezra: I'm pretty sure I'd remember if we had a guy named Alex on our crew
Zeb: He was with rebel intelligence?
Ezra: ???
Zeb: He's former ISB?
Ezra: ?????
Zeb: *sighs heavily* Blond guy with the muttonchops?
Ezra: ......
Ezra: ...Wait, Agent Kallus?
Ezra: HIS FIRST NAME IS ALEX???
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*ezra and sabine sibling-arguing heatedly*
shin: ...what's going on?
ahsoka: entertainment
hera: more like repeated history, i say
shin: what? what do you mean?
jacen: they're doing the 2nd mandalorian-jedi war
ezra & sabine: ENOUGH OF THAT JOKE
shin: you're right, 'soka, it is entertainment
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Imagine you're Ezra Bridger. You've been gone for a decade, and one of the first things that happens when you return to your own galaxy is the New Republic throws a Big Important Party in your honor. There's a lot of people you know, some people you don't recognize, some random guy carrying a random baby, some people you think you should recognize but don't, and some people you know you'll recognize once you start talking to them.
At your party, you run into that smuggler guy who double crossed you and your entire crew one time. "What's he doing here?" you ask. Turns out, he joined the Rebellion and later the New Republic, thanks to his old poker buddy, Han.
And then you meet a total stranger who's so force sensitive it's almost palpable. "What is he doing here?" you ask. Turns out, he's a hero of the Rebellion, has connections to at least five other people you know, and mentions his best friend, Han, who you've just gotta meet, he's such a cool guy.
And then you see this huge wookiee and you're like "What is he doing here?" and someone's like "oh, he met Ahsoka back in the Clone Wars, and he's an important Rebellion hero. And he's Han's co-pilot."
And so at this point, all you know is that some guy here named Han is the "coolest guy in the world" and was poker buddies with one of the sleaziest guys you've ever met and his co-pilot is a massive hulking BEAST.
And THEN you see the stubborn princess senator you met during the war! And you're like "What's she doing here?" and one of your friends is like "She's a senator in the New Republic and was a leader in the Rebellion, she's come to thank you for your sacrifice."
And then you start talking to the Princess she's like "oh have you met my husband, Han?" and you're thinking "oh shoot the legendary Han, the Han, the coolest guy in the world who hangs out with sleazebags and wookies is married to the princess????" And she's like, "Oh, there he is you have to meet my husband Han" and then you meet Han and he's.
He's the random guy who's been carrying a baby around for your entire party.
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