#and she's fucking funny too

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[lit-in-thy-heart]

two hundred pages of slow action was worth it for this chapter

#george eliot i love you #i have been enjoying the book for the most part #it's just the fact i need to have it read for 9am on monday is making me a little more inclined to skim over certain bits #but i have resisted the urge #anyway she's so fantastic with characterisation like this chapter introduces workmen attending night school #descriptions only are a few sentences but she paints them so vividly #and she's fucking funny too #like there's a stonemason there who is learning to read and write partially bc a guy he works with can #and she literally goes 'what could be done by a little fellow like sam phillips bill considered could be done by himself #seeing that he could pound sam into wet clay if circumstances required it' #just urgh #chef's kiss #and i will be raving about the humour in the seminar #like yeah i still have another 250 pages or something to go and secondary reading to do #but it's a good book #personal #lit talks #adam bede

[mazeyphaedra]

was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.

#blahblah tried to fly with a ribbon dancer SHUT UP. SHUT UP THEY HAD A VISION. #margaret encino’s call to the guards in battle of the brands is also a good moment #‘bonus action pick up a turtle and kiss it’ is CHARMING and FUNNY and APPRECIATES the art team #i swearrr to god if anyone comments abt them trying to railroad other players' actions. what the fuck do you want from them. #u hate when they play kristen as unserious when she’s literally a teenager with adhd + when theyre literally a comedian on a d&d comedy sho #but if theyre invested in other pc’s welfare youll shut them down too? bffr #ally beardsley you are so special to me #fully aware theyre an adult who likely does not care about people on the internet talking abt how theyre doing their job. as they should #they dont need defending they shouldnt need it people should just be normal abt them and until they are beardsley get behind me #yna.txt #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #dimension 20 #d20 #ally beardsley

[zellk]

Githyanki doodling on post-it notes that I cleaned up a lil bit Lae'zel from memory on the first (im only happy with the profile tbh), and Anma and Mitas on the second (It was SO easy to fit them in BG3 lore it's insane... I even have a whole storyline roughly figured out for them and it came together in like 30 minutes on my walk home from work.) I don't have any energy to draw nowadays except on post-its, but it's better than nothing.

#baldur's gate 3 #ocs #oc #mitas #anma #lae'zel #beary sketch #mitas camcara #anma camcara #mitas and anma aren't really classic “crèche” githyankis... or well they used to be but :^)c #let's say that Anma follows Voss' ideals #Mitas tries to help her but she's never in the same spot so Mitas gets to be Tav's companion #while Anma is an npc you meet on his storyline #the meeting goes.... very differently depending on your choices :^) #zellk #i made a game with the two of them together in it #and most of the time i have lae'zel in the team too (after she learns a few things Anma would get along quite well with her) #so it's like #3 giths team #it's so fucking funny #3 toads #bg3

[xxcherrycherixx]

cupid's gals meet

#monster high #ever after high #c.a cupid #abbey bominable #blondie lockes #heartlockes #c.a cupid x abbey bominable #abbey x cupid #theyre both my proud poly queens #cupid is dating blondie but abbey is her ex who she still gets on great with- #-if you know what i mean 👀 #blondie is fine with it #in fact blondie encourages it- she encourages Recording it and sending it to her too- she just wants to make sure there's no funny business #thats totally the only reason! #also fuck it blondie is a monster fucker shes a big ol monster fucker with a big fat crush on her monster gf #and maybe a lil one on her monster gf's monster fwb- shh #abbey is happy to have open relationship. why waste time on relationship drama when you can communicate with your partner and agree to kiss #-whoever you want? she's dating heath and he definitely doesn't mind that way of thinking. long live the polycule! #im in a polyamory mood bby gonna blast the orion experience-cult of dionysus and chrissy chlapecka-affection brb #add space age bachelor man to that list because fuck yeah thats a polyamory song i forgot #my art

[phddyke]

All credit for this joke goes to my fiancé, @raineseda .

#she doesn’t even watch the show btw #they just worked out that this is their dynamic #it’s so funny too like vox ur barking up the wrong tree buddy #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel vox #radio killed the video star #hellaverse #vivziepop #you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid #please if someone can draw. draw this 🙏🏻

[jel-jel-jel]

glad we all drastically underestimated just how big this jacket was

#splatoon #my art #off the hook #splatoon pearl #its not our fault though in the damp socks art its normal sized #but that concert.... why is it SO big its so funny #i really wonder if that's how its actually supposed to be or if whoever made the concert models just went crazy with it #cuz the design of it is slightly different too they might be working off the finalized design?? #but we wont know for sure for another week! so have this for fun :) #“how are we supposed to take her seriously in side order when she looks like a gnome???” that's why she's a fucking drone next question

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Imagine if Sally somehow gets her hands on a pair of 3ft platform heels so she can kiss her girlfriend without poppy breaking her neck. Wally ‘borrows’ them to feel Bonita 💃🏻💅

finally, easily accessible kisses... she's too powerful...

and ofc Wally's... experience

#i spent... Too Long on this #anyway a+ anon funny as fuck! #in my mind barnaby misses by an Inch and wally faceplants & just lays there like a dropped pretzel #and meanwhile poppy does not get a minute of rest #every five minutes sally would be sauntering over in her glorified stilts for Affection #scribble salad #wh popstar #rambles from the bog #actually it probably freaks poppy out... #what if sally falls like wally did.... huh.... what then!!! #what if she twists her boneless ligamentless ankle!! #what if she falls on a conveniently placed box of tacks!!!

[smultronviol]

Ppl going "waaahh unpopular opinion but Alice is kind of annoying and obnoxious and I don't think I'd like be her friend irl" is so funny to me bc like.

God forbid a cast of characters be multifaceted and have actual flaws and unpleasant aspects other than "grr angsty hero" and "whoops i'm so clumsy". Sometimes character dynamics and arcs need to be prioritized above "who would i personally be niceys with irl"

2. bro just WAIT until you hear about season 1 jon lol

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #season 1 jon was obnoxious and sometimes a straight up ASSHOLE and you were supposed to find him kinda grating!!! #yes alice IS a bit annoying and too much sometimes (esp in the first episodes) and i love that <3 #like. its p obvious that she uses the over the top-thing as a shield (to push ppl away/as a defense mechanism/to avoid being vulnerable) #we see her drop the act sometimes w ppl like teddy and sam who she actually feels comfortable around (and who know and understand her) #but like. she's stuck in a job she hates and is kind of afraid of (she KNOWS smth abt the horrors and is keeping her head down to survive) #(shes obviously afraid of sam going to far bc she KNOWS its dangerous) #so yes her act gets too much sometimes and yes sometimes she crosses the line into straight up mean (esp against gwen) #(but their dynamic is a whole other can of worms) #but like. i'm pretty sure its supposed to be seen that way. the audience isnt supposed to just find her kooky funny #the facade is supposed to be dismantled by the viewer etc etc #kind of like SEASON 1 JON the obnoxious bastard!!!!!!! #like. if you ever think alice is too mean towards gwen pls listen to s1 jon again and how he speaks abt martin?? #from a position as his boss no less? ngl i wanted to throttle him sometimes #you kinda forget abt it in the later seasons and if you only engage w fandom content. but like. go back and listen to the shit #he actually says. jesus christ man. i remember kinda hating him in the beginning #and to be clear i love jon! i think hes a great character! #and like. its almost as if his early season personality and facade was an important setup for his character development #and relationships with the other characters??? #but anyway 'alice is kind of annoying' is not an unpopular opinion its literally the FUCKING POINT #and both her and jon are my sweet baby angels <3 #alice dyer #jon sims #(and obviouslyyy you're still allowed to dislike a character ppl can have their own opinions etc etc etc. i just personally find it funny)

[lucabyte]

Courtesy of @samhainian: The gang goes on hot ones

Bonus:

mean to them

#told sam abt the canon spice tolerances and she suggested i draw this and who am i to refuse such a funny fucking concept #i like how the background (bc the hot ones set is black) makes it look like they are in the house. i think it is funnier if they are. #in stars and time #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #siffrin #isat #isat isabeau #isat bonnie #isat mirabelle #isat odile #doodlebyte #a rare non queued art post! #potentially explaining the joke too much but the red is hot sauce yes not anything metatextual. dont worry #revenge for presumably being the interviewer in this scenario. just because you dont have a mouth does not make you immune to spicy

[heartorbit]

the star you've longed for

#PLEASE WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥 #project sekai #revue starlight #pjsk #emu otori #nene kusanagi #emunene #prsk #proseka #yuri win. i make my fav pairing fight tothe death #HAPPY EMUNENE WEEK LOOOOOL #Can i be hinestni think this sucks it took way too long cause i forgot how to draw for a week #im seeing demons and stuff. i feel more normal now. Also you may recall emu has a big hammer for revstar #thats the bottom of it the gem thing all the weapons have hers is sharp #i remember seeing meta post abt how mahiru has a blunt weapon because she never actually aimed for the lead role #rather she only wanted to be by karen's side. so her weapon wasnt capable of cutting anything in the first place #Fastforward to the movie and well LOLLLLL #though i think its funny in the movie her mace is still mostly used for i timidation againstbhikari.. bc again shes not winning for a lead #revue starlight youre neat. maybe i like revstar. #<- has been insane for 4+ years #Needed their pose to be smth where nenes weapon isnt visible because I DONT KNOW WHAT WEAPON TO GIVE HER. OOMFS HELP. I NEED A NENE WEAPON. #i thought some sort of polearm/spear/halberd etc something with range but that can be ambitious #but i feel like smth with that much footwork needed doesnt suit her.. And she cant hsve a sniper i dont think thatwould fucking work #aruru gets pistols in the revue but aruru also is Ummm well shes uhhh. [screaming] [car crash] #throwing knives would be funny wouldnt it. Put that gamer aim to use #idk if the emunene week tag is on here but i'll donit anyways #emuneneweek2024 #i remembered to switch which account this pists to for the first time in like 3 pists. so you get to see all my tags this time #rather than accidentally posting it to the wrong account and having to dekete and repost andngoing IM NOT WRITING ALL THAT AGAIN.

[bugeatrr]

when i say cannibalism as a form of love im talking about us both clawing each other apart and feasting on each other like starving wolves. im talking whoever survives kills themselfs afterwards because they simply can't live in a reality without the other. im talking soul binding. sealing your love with deaths kiss.

maybe im js silly tho who knowwss :P

#cannibalposting #cannibalism as a metaphor for love #text post #random thoughts #pondering hard asf #she ponder on my orb till i #uhm idk #fuck that could've been funny too

[iotnonii]

happy squilf to keep me sane after failing my physics final

#oh man #i get to tag her #as #Squirrelstar #fuck yeah #squirrelflight #wouldn't it be funny if like 5 years from now the Erin's leaked a version where squilf died on the way to the moonpool #my art #digital art #warrior cats #thunderclan #i'm tagging this as #squirrelpaw #too because she looks timeless #if you headcannon this as squilf in the current day just pretend that her scarrred side is facing away from us

[curioscurio]

Sorry I haven't been as active lately!! I got both a job and a banging girlfriend in the first week of 2024 so there's been little time for art or shitposting but!! Things are looking up for once and I'm super proud of all the hard work I've put into getting here! Im really happy right now! 2024 is the year of the Cassie (wario for luck)

#i also now work in a TEA SHOP. what luck!!! #after like 3 years straight of depression and dysfunction. cassie finally gets a break #god my girlfriend is so. amazing though. shes so smart and compassionate and beautiful and sexy as fuck and funny and #i actually had my first day at work today too and it was tiring but lovely

[sadisthetic]

jaya....? (sike. its skybound bad end au. in which jay fails miserably but “nya” never dies. can you imagine?)

#jay walker #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #technically delara. #ninjago #jaya #lol.................. #skybound #my art #im not that satisfied with this piece but man. the concept tho #CAN YOU IMAGINE? IT REALLY SAD. IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY. #imagine being the guy who fucked up so bad. everything was your fault. youre the cause of everything that went wrong #all your friends are dead. youre still trapped in a prison of your own making #and you cant fix anything anymore. its too late and you dug too deep into your own grave #but worst of all shes still in front of you #the reason why you made a whole mess of things #the girl you still havent gotten over #but shes also gone. shes right in front of you but thats not her. YOU did this to her #she stands before you as a symbol of mockery of all your failings and mistakes #like its really funny to her #like you couldnt be any more pathetic #:)!!!!!!!!!!!!! #normal about skybound??? nope!!!!!!!! im not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randomminty]

Sorry for kind of insulting you through a children’s book i wrote i hope were still besties

#angry pareos so funny drew like a fucked up and evil version of pareo…. something some thing #finished eveyr ras event besides rhe reitae one on enbandori…. ohhheuheheuheuhruhr #i need to up my roselia rank to read it im so excited. i hope it destroys me #art tag #bandori #masuki satou #reona nyubara #pareo #tagging reona feels os weird like….. thats a different girl #pareos the only member where her band name and actual name feel like two super distinct people #ig chu2 too purely bc shes barely ever called chiyu #rokka kinda but you cant just take off your glasses and let your hair out and be a different person. pareos like an extreme version of that #omg rokka and reona both wear glasses but take them off on stage….. ok enough byebye