#and they absolutely dont take it seriously at all

[weaponsdrawn]

uhhh methinks that spamvil, stannarrator, and fluffybird are the trifecta of “you can easily take their relationship as one that has divorced energy but you gotta make sure the divorced energy is comical and funny. once you start taking it seriously youve lost the charm of the ship, now its just two gays getting divorced whats the fun in that” but like. in different ways. 

#queenie.txt #tw divorce #cw divorce #tw divorce ment #cw divorce ment #divorce ment #divorce #but YEAH this is my opinion but i firmely belive this #to be more exact stan.narrator is they get divorced just to get married all over again #for shits and giggles because they both dont know about vow renewal and whatnot #and they absolutely dont take it seriously at all #sp.amvil is they are constantly divorced and married. i saw a post about how they have like a big ceramony for the divorce and they actually #get more romantic slash affectionate all while planning the next big breakup that theyre gonna make a huge show outta #and fluffyb.ird is like #ok yknow how animals will just sometimes playfight and all #methinks its like that but to more comical extremems because im pretty sure nothing can actually perminately physically damage these puppets #its like idk their own silly little fucked up love language and they both think nothing more of it than that #i dunno if that makes any sence but tltr i dont think the fighting is That srs it just happens and they both have fun #anyway yea. #dhmis #stanley parable #deltarune

[unexpectedbrickattack]

short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm- #-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee. #in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it. #additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg) #but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy) #but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :) #meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him. #it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

assorted scribbles and Love Bites!!!!

#THEYRE IN MY BRAIN THEYRE IN MY BRAIN MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE IN THERE!!!!! #i want to PUNCH & BITE SOMETHING theyre soooooooo aghh bsdkjcJKDFNJSVDSL #sorry. sorry. look away im losing my Absolute Marbles #they make me so emotional.... #having breathing problems while typing #they Affect Me and Effect Me and Everythingggggggg #literallyyyy FUCK everyone else theyre the only ones who matter #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #watch barnaby's gonna end up being the token straight- #hes bi In My Heart (until proven otherwise. probably gonna be proven otherwise) #tho man... his pokemon au design is So fruity.... WAIT WHAT EAR WAS THE EARRING IN?! hold on i need to look something up #THE LEFT EAR NOOOOO THAT'S THE STRAIGHT EAR- #again Im Just Joking! Joshing! Jesting! dont take this seriously please dear fucking god dont- #im simply a jester in this giant court. jingling my lil bells and doin a jig #fr tho when i first saw all the neighbors i looked right at barnaby and thought 'ah. thats probably the straight one huh' #BUT! WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION EITHER WAY! #AND I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE DELUSIONAL ABOUT LAUGHINGSTOCK! SO!! #straight barnaby can't hurt me he isn't real- #and ofc. howdy has always been so so fruity To Me <3 #idk what it is about him! hes just! i look at him and my entire brain goes 'oh that mf has four limp wrists' #AND TOGETHER THEY ARE THE FLUFFY HUSBANDS!!!! WHO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

I see people say they want a genuine live action clone wars and like yes in theory that would be awsome but…

What i would love is if they just un-cancelled the animated clone wars and just gave us a bunch of new arcs

And then have a bunch of live action clone wars flashbacks in Ahsoka

#i dont think cgi de-aged ewan and hayden would work as a whole project #but like a few flashbacks here and there would be so cool if only to see live action obi wan in his armor #i absolutely need hayden back for more anakin flashbacks and i dont see why ewan couldn’t come back too #other than like scheduling #i mean his wife is on the show so…can he be on it too?? #also natalie said she would come back so maybe padme can get the love she deserves #just a little? #as a treat? #but like seriously live action can never top what animation can do #so give me season 7 clone wars level animation and un-whitewash the clones #and do that for a billion more seasons #literally limitless possibilities since that show wasn’t even in timeline order anyways #they can take advantage of that and have arcs that take place all throughout those 3 years!! #i need more clone wars!! #star wars #the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka #star wars the clone wars #anakin skywalker #padme amidala #ewan mcgregor #hayden christensen #natalie portman #sw #captain rex #ahsoka series #ahsoka season 2 #animation is awesome and they need to realize that #kate's post

[cherrych4]

if i were ever to trust evidence of ghosts it would be on ghost files because theres just no way theyre staging it yeah yeah theres always the possibility its fake but deadass they gain very little from doing that. the majority of comments are about the guys fucking around and the insane deranged shit they both do, not discussions on the evp or video captures. the ghosts just give them something to bounce off of, they dont even need evidence to make a good episode. thats why id be willing to believe actually compelling evidence if its on ghost files, bc theres any honest people online it would be them

#faked evidence just makes for a bad show #ryan freaking out over nothing is more fun to watch than some spooky wind on the evp #btw misinterpreted evidence does not equal faked evidence. ryan misinterprets the spirit box all the damn time #but they dont linger on it and try to convince us bc thats not the point of the show #this sounds rly boring and chronically online but thats bc idk how to convey the lightheartedness and earnestness at once #i am not taking this seriously but i do wholeheartedly believe they are not staging evidence #ghost files #watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #buzzfeed unsolved #side note i love that they dont bring up unsolved by name. absolute god tier pettiness

[deoidesign]

Are you slowly going insane over your OWN ocs?

No, I've been infected by brainworms the entire time. Nothing slow about it.

But honestly, no... It's not really about my characters to me. I love my characters, of course, and I love telling stories, and I hope to keep making art of my characters every day until I die.

But it's not about them! They're not REALLY what I love, what I love is people! And I hope I can leave the world with a hundred different love letters so my readers can feel how much I love them for even one day longer than I am here.

My characters are a conduit through which I can give that to people. I want nothing more than to make someone feel a little more loved, a little more seen, and a little less alone. And my characters are the best way I know how to do that.

So for that, they're incredibly important to me... But they're not for me. They're for you!

So I hope you enjoy them

and I hope you can feel that I love you through them.

#personally I dont like to use the word insane to describe myself or others #I struggle with many things but when it comes to my characters #I am nothing but concrete #determined #and absolutely positively headstrong through and through. #I don't take myself too seriously #And I don't hold too much sacred that I do #I really just want to make the world slightly better #for even one person #anyways. #asks #izzy-fishy #oh this is also why I hate like... advertising #and locking anything behind a paywall #and just. all of that stuff #I wish I could just make money drawing whatever and everything I do were free with no issues #but the best way for me to pay my bills and make more art is for some of it to be for money... so. #unfortunately I dont get to truly live my dream #where I spend all day teaching people how to draw and making them art they love #ALAS!!! #capitalism

[grim-has-issues]

I will always support and recommend Escaped Audios’ work.

However, everytime I watch one of his videos, I look like Brittany Broski trying kombucha for the first time.

#like its great and all #dont get me wrong #i just find romance #especially in media #absolutely abhorrent #like stop it #stop the love #stop the romance #and he's so happy all the time #like stop being so joyful #its almost naive #like be jaded #but that goes against the man's whole ethos #so better not to #im only half joking #but i am not someone you should take seriously #asmr roleplay #escaped audios #audio rp

[13eyond13]

Can't stress enough how much I appreciate that many fans of this series are fine with pointing out and acknowledging the flaws in their faves and seeing those flaws as part of the essential flavoring rather than something to erase or constantly get offended about people noticing

#sometimes when i poke my nose into other fandoms i just get the vibe that #roasting your faves will never be met with a good sense of humour or seen as a regular way to act #i dont think i could have lasted this long in this fandom if i couldnt spend just as much time roasting them as defending them and #nothing tires me out faster than people taking these characters way too seriously or sexily at all times you know what i mean #like yes i too have crushes on some of them and project onto some of them but #hopefully not to the point i actually act like somebody is insulting me personally by pointing out that they also often absolutely suck #p

[lewishamil10n]

“what do u think they’re naming those kids” wait what if they pull a true schumacher and name their kid jack ASKFHAK ofc that kid’s going to have 4 middle names and a hyphenated last name like estie (sewis have a massive spreadsheet and an entire notebook full of names and notes. they are trying to be modern and unique but also traditional. it is exhausting but they are having sm fun)

oh my god i'm laughing so hard at the poor estemick child lmao and it's even funnier if they decide not to go into any motorsports field at all as an adult. just some guy (gn) working a 9 to 5, casually carrying the names of motorsports royalty

meanwhile sewis child is a menace. ofc. look who the parents are. lewis has to be talked out of naming it something ridiculous. then seb has to be talked out of naming it after old wdcs. it's a mess tbh

#asks #anonymous #sewis #estemick #f1 rpf #shenanigans TM #it should be noted for the record that mpreg is something i do not take seriously AT ALL #but i will absolutely discuss it for the laughs #as long as we dont get into the biology of it but even if we do #akira n i have had lengthy discussions abt it which was fun #so uh. plausible crack ig?

[mxbitters]

my cramps are very bad and i am hungry and kind of want 2 cry but at least i can make them be in love <3

#ive been having the ABSOLUTE best of luck at thrift stores this week :) #i almost got another barbie yesterday #she had a sleeping beauty dress better than the one i have and also a crown idk if it was the og doll though #i think sleeping beauty barbie has a closing eyes gimmick or something #i definitely am very fond of the 80s-early 90s girls i never had them as a kid but like #i like juuuust how much they lean into the blue with the eyes. pupils lashes all of it #and the hair!!!!!! the material isnt great but like ive been boil washing and conditioning and brushing thoroughly #i dont know if we have a hair straightener but if we do i really wanna see if i can learn to crimp #bc like i have totally hair barbie now!!! among others with nice long hair!! #im iffy on hollywood hair here though like.. yeah itd take fuckin chemistry to recreate the spray thing that turns the hair pink but like #i seriously dont wanna fuck up that gimmick it’s such a cute idea #idk what the one in the pink dress is from though which is annoying bc like #idk i like knowing what i have yknow?

[rosykims]

me pleading with astarion through the deluge of his act 1 disapproval like please i swear bro viera is evil yeah yeah i know shes super chill to everyone she encounters and is honest to a fault but. no, lissten, jsust listen hang on. shes LAWFUL evil man it still counts !!!! i know shes loyal and selfless to her allies and refuses to harm animals or children and will actively intervene on children's behalf BRO STOTP LAUGHIGN PLEASE I SWEAR and and um i know she respects ur autonomy nd doesnt let u ascend and has done literall.y all of the good options so by game mechanics shes indistinguishable to a hero character bbt. but i swear bro. bro i sw. where are you going

#tay plays bg3 #oc: vierynrae #her morality is so tricky because. HH. #the goals shes striving toward + the person she once was and would like to be again is lawful neutral #but she just seen too many good people die to be naive enough to assume she can get there without uh lots of violence and suffering #so her pact was a necessary evil. one she chose because she felt the good would outweigh the bad. eventually #and then sort of began a gradual descent from lawful neutral to lawful evil. and at the start of bg3 #shes several decades past that tipping point. enough for it to become a regretful routine of hers #BUT. being an elf. also not so long in the grand scheme of things. she still remembers why shes doing what shes doing. mostly #and shes lawful in the business sense. she wears her evil work uniform but when shes off the clock shes off the clock !!! #and all the other qualities that come with business sense. loyalty to allies. manipulation > lying. having a reputation to uphold #but like. does she CONSIDER taking over the absolute ? yes very seriously because shes Evil :) does she decide not to? yes bc shes Lawful : #does she CONSIDER helping astarion ascend? shes fully onboard bc evil !!! :) but she reconsiders. bc Lawful and also common sense !!!! #now if only i could grant sentience to astarion's code so i dont have to sit through the INDIGNITY #of him telling viera she has 'a big heart (derogatory)' again 😔

[perenlop]

sorry for the splurge of ranting TR posts, someone was rude to my gf last night abt it and that sent me into something a little more than my usual annoyance with the subject

#sorry. i always feel like i gotta clarify that you dont have to hate or recoil at those scenes you can absolutely still like them #i still like other gay villain characters and like to post about their moments and sorta reclaim them #its just i feel we gotta look at the intent and realize theyre not intended as like legit representation #especially when all those moments go away when the show wants you to take tr seriously #and specifically when people criticize those characters and people go OMG YOU CANT HATE THEM THEYRE GNC #echoed voice #‘’dont criticize this one misogynistic scene!!! in every other scene hes a transmisogynistic caricature so that means hes feminist!’’

[bitegore]

is there like a curse you get put under when you decide that you like cold weather better than hot weather to never ever shut the fuck up when someone expresses a different opinion on the subject, or is that just a choice you are all making

#i really don't get it. i don't do this on posts about liking the cold #but every post about liking hot weather is FULL of people like 'ohhh but op have you considered it's easier to warm up than cool down' #as though a) that is true everywhere or b) we've never heard it before #first of all no it's not i will refer you to the years ive spent insomniac in the winter because no matter how i huddled i could not feel m #toes but second of all we fucking KNOW. we Know. we know you feel that way. It's not a secret we are AWARE. WE KNOW #no one's saying you can't like the cold but for fucks sake if you're not gonna say anything helpful what's the point of saying it #red rambles #i know i'm being a bitch this week but also i don't care. it's like fucking clockwork #every single time i reblog one of those posts i just wait for three or four people to tell me about how they 'can't peel off their skin' if #it's too hot. as though the only way to cool down is to take off layers #unfortunately i am not afflicted with whatever curse this is. sorry about your inability to shut up when you're clearly in disagreement tho #for the record i'm still housetrained and i have no intention of expressing this annoyance by going and bothering people who like the cold #you can like the cold if you want to i dont give a shit #but like. Seriously what the fuck is the deal with this shit #do you actually think that 'weh weh but actually the cold is better' is a unique opinion. approximately 50% of the people in any given place #will agree with you #there is absolutely no new complaint you can offer under the sun that will be fresh to anyone hearing it #as we have exhausted literally all of them by the age of like twelve.

[skyburger]

sometimes i am seized with the hyperspecific urge to think about my faves if they lived in england for like no reason. i dont mean historic england or some shit i mean what if they just went to some normal fucking secondary school in buttfuck nowhere sussex. what if they went for kebabs sometimes. what if they just hung out at a pub. what if they went up the high street and bought a shitty 50p chocolate bar. what if they talked about the shit weather all the time. does anyone else understand this. british oomfs im begging you please draw your faves like doing mundane but very stereotypically british shit that you do. i want to see my blorbo-in-laws at the chip shop. Please

#cheeky nandos is too much for me to take seriously but rest assured. im thinking about that too #i love a cheeky nandos </3 miss having a nandos near me #also. I MISS BEING ABLE TO BUY A 50P CHOCOLATE BAR DUDE #in the us it's at least $1.25 for something half the size. PLUS TAX #also also. Sorry to the irish and the scots and the welsh i was mostly thinking about england when i wrote this #cause thats where ive lived and visited the most LOL #but if anyone does actually want to draw their sillies in the uk first of all obviously it doesnt have to just be england #LIKE YOU DONT NEED MY PERMISSION DUH BUT I WANTED TO LIKE MAKE IT CLEAR #that when i say this? i absolutely want to learn where in scotland you think your fave would live. #like does your fave speak welsh? gaelic? i GOTTA know #anyway my other point here was if you draw this shit or find someone else who does. PLEASE TAGME I LOVE THAT SHIT #muffin mumbles

[nerdie-faerie]

Apparently I timed my quitting perfectly

#work tag #the new manager is absolutely awful and since hes taken over nothings been done properly #the managers that are left are sick of everything they barely do anything on shift the slackers are worse than ever #the newbies dont take anything seriously or have any common sense whatsoever so its just completely downhill #we had an EHO visit last week on the boss' close had lost a star on our rating as a result so the area manager came in a couple days later #he bollocked our boss for the way hes been acting but then he went right back to being a prick #so apparently after i left last night the district manager visited and they had to shut the store early for cleaning #but this was after my manager told me that the boss has been blaming everyone for the state of things but #when they offered to close the store and do a deep clean he refused because of money #the district manager was not happy he pulled both managers aside and now theyre gonna have to close the store for a deep clean #but they might also have to shut down temporarily to get everything sorted but the thing is since this new guy took over only about #half of the closing cleaning tasks have been being done because close is usually made up of the slackers and they just dont wanna do #anything properly its been an ongoing issue for months now and now its catching up with them cus theyve got in the habit of not doing it #one of my managers has kept saying he doesnt think the store will last until Christmas but everyone else is sure were gonna be shut #well before that point like its gotten the bad its part of why i quit #anyway i just got the rundown from my coworker who was on close when this all went down last night

[qsmpconfessions]

This is going to be a hot take since it’s about a popular character, but I wasn’t a fan of q!slime interrupting the wedding and trying to be the center of attention when he’s barely been on the server. I know a lot of RPers will have “main character syndrome,” but it just really stood out when even some of the typically loudest players were quiet and respectful.

Likewise I will not be voting for Gegg even as a joke because I’m not convinced he will continue to be on the server.

tbf the reason slime hasn't been on the server is because he was in a different country

#qsmp confessions #qsmp #mod response #q!slime neg #qsmp slime neg #discourse #<- ish? it's abt the character but better safe then sorry #also ik im absolutely biased being a q!slime enjoyer but quackity literally. blew up the wedding lol #i dont think they were all taking it *too* seriously