Wait, I don't have Twitter anymore, (as a result of being sussed for no reason) but, wouldn't it be really really funny, if, people used the knowledge that Twitter is about to be scraped for AI training, and just, posted absolute nonsense? Not even keyspams or anything even vaguely coherent but like, man car hand hook car door kind of confusing. In fact, make it even less coherent. Make copypastas full of text that makes zero sense so that his precious AI automatically puts the word shit after X or something, that would be hilarious.
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My home town, right now.
To ski tomorrow or not to ski? That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to give my fucked-up knee a rest.
Or to say screw it all and fuck it up some more.
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Just a stupid little fuck puppy in heat, can someone please breed me 🥺🥺🥺
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Would literally worship you for the rest of my life if you did. It’d be so hot
"...cause we were in Paris..."
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.
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i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that's how you're supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.
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