Can we have a scenario with all the lords of alagadda just reacting to mc suddenly teleporting to their territory again and randomly arguing with 035 while running away?
this is a borderline crackpost but i don’t care because i wanted to have fun with it. kindaaa ooc oknoitdefinitelyis
enjoy!
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035 was seething. You could easily tell; black goop was pouring out of the mask's every orifice in waves, dripping down his host's neck and spilling onto his attire. You take a glance at his ensemble, which was no longer a simple researcher's uniform, but a grandiose tailcoat with ruffled cuffs. (...The outfit change may or may not have been your doing).
He looks at you with pure, unadulterated rage. Intermittent beads of sweat roll down the side of your cheek. His glaring causes a sudden urge to explain yourself, and so you decide to speak. You open your mouth very, very slowly.
A voice in the distance murmurs a skeptical inquiry.
“Shouldn’t we just-“
“Hush, Yellow." The Red Lord practically slaps a hand onto the face, or rather, mask, of his confidant. It effectively shuts him up, albeit only for a moment. "We are spying on them!”
Yellow grumbles, recoiling from the unwanted contact. “…You know well that if White were here, they would report this," he makes a grand gesture toward the unseemly duo, "to the Ambassador right away.”
“Oh," Red scoffs, waving Yellow's doubtful words away with a hand. He turns to the side, resumes his observation of your antics, and kicks his legs back and forth, not unlike a giggly schoolgirl would. "Just hush and focus on them!”
Yellow follows Red's gaze and looks on with cynical eyes.
035's words come out sharp. "Why did you come here again?" His fists are shaking, and you wince at how deep he digs his fingernails into his palm. "Moreover, bring me with you?"
You rub your hands together nervously, averting eye contact. "Well, I haven't seen Amingvolvin in quite a while. I wanted to give them a gift." Wobbily, your gaze moves upward to meet his. "And, I kind of- may have, accidentally ran into you? As I was about to teleport?"
You are unable to accurately gauge his reaction. 035 is still.
...
“That’s it." He finally says in disbelief. "That’s the reason.”
"Well, I guess-"
Abruptly, 035 moves toward you with overpowering intent. You flinch and stumble backward. At this point, you fully expected him to just punch you, but your body relaxes as you inspect him closer. His fists clench and unclench with what is undoubtedly anger, however, something tells you that he cannot bring, could never bring himself to project that emotion onto you.
You watch as his hands fully unclench, and he slumps his shoulders in what seems to be acceptance.
"Let us focus on leaving this place."
"O-of course!" You perk up with a stammer, surprised by his switch in attitude. "We've done this before, we can do it again."
035 sighs, and steps closer to grab you by the hand. "You really ought to be more careful. Every time that I find you, you are always involved in some dreadful sort of mess..."
It is at the moment when his fingers touch yours that something inside Red crackles, and it bursts into flaming jealousy. He stands up suddenly, and the ends of his robes intimidatingly flare out to the sides like a predator threatening its prey. There is a low, deep bellow which he emits that makes his presence known.
Yellow turns to Red, exasperated. He had to admit, he did not find it exactly pleasant to watch the former Anguished Lord's hand make contact with yours, but...
"I thought you wanted to keep a LOW profile?!"
At this, you dart your head toward the two Lords with wide, panicked eyes. Your mouth slams shut, and you grab 035's right arm to drag him along with you, but it slips out of your grip, detaches from his shoulder, and promptly falls to the floor.
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You reach over frantically at 035's remaining left arm, hauling him beside you and sprinting away into the depths of Alagadda’s Euclidean landscape.
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I think Leo Bardonaro is an anesthesiologist.
One, because an anesthesiologist's job is to take the 10 or 15 minutes max they have with a patient and essentially convince them to put their entire life in their hands. Other doctors and surgeons typically get a significantly longer chunk of time to interact with the patient and answer their questions, but at the end of the day, it is the anesthesiologist who will be keeping the patient alive, stable, and safe while the procedure is going on. For better or worse, Leo has the kind of relaxed, companionable personality that would not only be able to leave a patient laughing, but also to feel entirely at ease—he's confident, he's collected, and if he's not worried about this, why should they be?
Two, because I think he would've had way too much fun making jokes about laughing gas.
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One thing that I’ve been thinking about is a possible route(?) this story could go, and that is Spamton’s trip to the Ambyu-Lances’s office. And boy do I feel bad for the Addisons because it’s gonna be hell on earth for all of em. Spamton has the mentality of a feral cat and this feral cat is going to the vet in the first time in forever. I don’t think Spamton is a big fan of large syringes, and when you have one of those chasing you down because well, look at him. He’s a walking talking corrupted program. If masters his glitches like Survey says, I can totally see him glitching through the doctors to make his grand escape™️. I feel like all the Addisons are gonna have to be here for both moral support, as well as making sure that he doesn’t attack his doctor. (Maybe they’ll sedate him a little? I know that’s what some hospitals do with rowdy-er patients LMAO, but then the Addisons have a whole new problem on their hands because now Spamton is high as a mf kite or something 😭) the last time I was under anesthesia my doctor said I wouldn’t stop laughing until I burst out into uncontrollable sobs and then I immediately blacked out💀
god a trip to the doctors office would be hell in a handbasket for this guy ;v; because he 100% has the energy of a feral cat finally being checked out
though i think once he gets closer to the addisons he'd agree to go, just to see if he can be set back to normal (spoiler alert: he can't cuz fate has handed his ass the bad luck card from square one) but he immediately regrets it and the addisons have to calm him down
them sedating him would probably be the best course of action as to actually get ANY results (because he will bite and attack on instinct hfjkkdjfkks)
though i feel if i were to write an ambyu-lance scene in the future this is how id imagine it would go:
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List of things the human AU ttte characters have done while coming out of anesthesia
Thomas: Wisdom teeth removal, was convinced that they stole his tongue
Edward: heart surgery, stared at the ceiling lights intensely before falling back to sleep
Henry: emergency surgery after his flying kipper accident, snores
Gordon: appendix removal, developed forgiven accent syndrome and cussed out the nurses in a heavy Scottish accent
James: wisdoms teeth, flirted with the nurses and then cried when the nurses tried to stop him from eating the gaze in his mouth.
Percy: wisdoms teeth:
(FLASHING LIGHTS AHEAD)
Toby: knee surgery, “I love you Henrietta! You are the best wife a man could ever have, if they were giving out awards for the best wife, you’d be number one… if you weren’t my wife, and I wasn’t married to you, and I was married to someone else, I would fight that person and run to you… oh Henrietta…”
Duck: leg lengthening, made a bunch of drunk duck quacking noises before reciting the railway rules and regulations
Donald: wisdom teeth, “ey dougie…. I did it…. Wow…. Go scotland… !!^%$!! England… can I have a lollipop?” Later became confused on how he obtained said lollipop.
Douglas: wisdom teeth, made a bunch of incoherent Scottish noises because his whole face was numb.
Oliver: dislocated shoulder, pretended he was flying a jet plane at one point.
Bill: wisdom teeth, let loose about everything he thought of about Ben.
Ben: wisdom teeth, was just coming out of anesthesia to even know that Bill was cussing him out, also took the entire jar of candy at the reception desk.(they had their wisdom teeth removed at the same time)
Emily: Broken arm, incoherent babbling.
Diesel: broken foot, told everyone there that he was going to quit his job to be gay (?????) or so that’s what it sounded like….
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Hii!! Me againn :D she loves the art!! It's fine if she uses it as her wallpaper?? She especially loves vampire Luna! Ahhhh your art never fails to amaze mee!! Also I won't be active for a while :(
-Anesthesia ♡♡
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Aw hope everything is alright :(
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