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astralsi · 8 months

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when shes so tall she goes above the end of your screen

#scifi baddie ive been playing so much scifi stuff lately #still deciding on starfield oc... gotta be silly i think #anyway bye!#ts4 #four

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thehistoriangirl · 4 months

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My AO3 in 2024:

So uh, I'll have to write more smut and weird aus

Okay okay, gotcha!

#happy new year everyone 🥺💖💖#i couldnt finish the chapters i was working on due to a random illness #but once im fully recovered ill be back hehehehe #probably next week #anyway bye!#*smooches and runs away*

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passivenovember · 2 years

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Billy reads that bread can cause his toenails to fall out at the cuticle, and interdimensional space monsters aside, this is scary news. The worst news. The most devastating news he’s ever received, for a lot of reasons.

Mainly because he loves his toenails.

If they fall out Steve will have nothing to paint when he gets high, and at the rate Billy’s consuming wheat, like. Two slices with avocado in the morning, and a turkey sub for lunch, and maybe flap-jacks or french toast or monkey bread for dinner, if he’s feeling down, Billy slaps his newspaper onto the coffee table hard enough that Steve looks over at him from the desk.

“What’s wrong,” Steve wonders, glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose.

“We’ve gotta throw out all the bread,” Billy says, mentally rifling through all the sandals he’ll have to get rid of when his toenails wash down the shower drain. “And the muffins, too. No more cranberry muffins–”

“What are you talking about?”

“Bread can cause toenails to fall out at the cuticle.”

“Where does it say that?”

“Right here,” Billy spits, reaching for the newspaper to find the article before Steve makes it across the living room. “On page eleven. Susan Harforth at the Hawkins Sun says that recent studies show–”

The ancient couch nearly collapses under both their weight. “What studies? Who’s conducting these studies?”

“I don’t know. How the fuck should I know, maybe the government, or something. Martha Stewart.” Billy lets Steve cuddle in close, trying not to get distracted by the scent of his shampoo. “The point is–”

“I don’t think you should believe everything you read in the papers, baby.”

Billy frowns. “But–”

“It’s fear mongering. They’re waging an all out war against Sarah Lee and English Muffins, and my favorite Sunday morning snack, apparently. And for what? To chase some ever changing beauty standard?”

Billy fiddles with the edge of his newspaper, wondering how Steve earned a Masters in art therapy and got so fucking smart.

“But the other stuff is true,” Billy opens the newspaper again, like, “Listen to this: recent studies show that high intake of gluten can lead to sluggish afternoons, extended weight gain, and heart disease.” Billy pauses so the effect can sink through all that hair. “I eat so much bread.”

“It makes you happy.”

“Yeah, but it also makes me wanna take four hour naps on the weekend and lay in a patch of sunlight so I can bake into a little fat, toenail-less muffin–” Billy peeks over the lip of the paper, squawking to find Steve laughing at him.

“It’s not funny, Steve.” Billy says harshly, even though it’s kind of funny.

“Baby, life is hard.” Steve says.

Which makes Billy want to bear his teeth. “What, since you married me?”

“Oh, for sure.”

Billy throws the newspaper at him, grumbling when Steve pulls Billy into the warm little landing of his chest.

“You know the best part of my week is Sunday morning, when we have those fresh muffins over cartoons and handjobs?”

“You’re fucking gross.”

Steve kisses the top of his head. “It’s all the gluten, perverting my mind.”

#harringrove #I need to post some useless fluff because we'll have the new season in only a few days #can you believe it?#babe can you honeslty believe that we've been waiting since 2019 for this???#it's almost here #im inconsolable #you will not be hearing from me until I've finished the entire first part #I'm ghosting ya #anyway bye!

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wednesdaytonight · 1 year

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emergency meeting: that same kind of beyond human otherworldliness but it acts like youre already married in a long term relationship and your fear of it your like hey what are you doing in my house of it is treated like you’re just being a cold spouse like boohoo what did i do wrong let me make it up to you my love, while its rendering your mind with like fractals

#anyway bye!

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moyashiis · 1 year

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🦇 my art blog 🦇

#pinning my art blog here so that you can check it out #please do #it means a lot #no pressure though hehe #anyway bye!#art #artists on tumblr

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everchased · 6 months

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hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #oc: finch #my turn to draw my tav being cute with his vampire bf heeheehee lalala my turn my turn #because i'm weak for a hug and tired bitches snuggling #and for astarion still being nervous about his boundaries being pushed #waiting for the shoe to drop but it never does #slowly lowering the hackles #because it keeps getting reenforced that. it might be okay #anyway i continue to be abnormal about this game bye #my art #bloodoath

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aspharah · 6 months

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hey bro can we like adopt paralleling themes and symbolize opposites but in a two sides of the same coin kind of way? it doesn’t have to be weird. wait what do you mean thats gay

#swear 90%+ of my favorite ships r like this #for example #stevebucky #moicy #blackbonnet #ineffable husbands #and um. can i say it #kavetham #haikaveh #beiguang #xingyun #wriolette #anyways bye #soapbox #txt

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panstarry · 29 days

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my final from last semester that i made into a zine. cooked this one up in a couple hours before the critique (the ink was still wet!), so it's very raw and kind of sloppy but the sentiment is there. i love you trans people of color. we are the backbone of this community 🌟

#pan draws #pan designs #zine #risograph #i'm not gonna lie i don't love how this one turned out OTL and i think the wording is not done but well... a deadline is a deadline #i'll probably touch it up and rewrite it in the future but who's to say.. i need to stew on how to articulate my feelings coherently #anyway my transness is so closely tied to my experience as a person of color. the current political climate is so fucking ass to exist in #but more than anything i am pissed off at white punks & leftists & trans people that refuse to have meaningful solidarity with us.#so yeah anyway. i was stuck on this one forever and only really got anywhere with it after attending 2 punk noise shows in a row where they #actually used their fucking platform to do like. anything. our struggles are connected you need to careeeee YOU HAVE TO CARE........ ok bye #tdov #trans day of visibility #<- i was sitting on uploading this for a while so the stars kind of aligned for it to be today huh.... happy tdov i love you

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femmeidiot · 6 months

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quickies are actually so hot just like oh.. you can't possibly wait you have to cum in me real quick right now? send me out with your cum inside me like nothing happened?

#anyway I'm just thinking #bye bye #text

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dotted-clouds · 19 days

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