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arctixout · 4 months
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HFJM part 7: a classic Finnish copypasta
M: one time we threw a pear so fucking hard on a wall
J: bojan threw and he goes to the gym
M: and we just heard a bang there was no mush left or anything anywhere it disappeared completely
B: it's true
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mehilaiselokuva · 9 months
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Finnish meme words you see often
I am so sorry you need to see this. But I see many of you learning through memes and want to help you out! If you have a meme concept/sentence you want me to translate, feel free to ask! Also I have no idea why it's not letting me edit the text to make it evenly spaced rn!
ONOMATOPOEIA ECT.
mjäy miu mau miuku mauku ect. - *meowing* lirp lörp hörp maisk ryyps ect. - *drinking* lits läts - *sploshing* öyh + rääh - (both literal sounds) vinksin vonksin - (things not being the way they're supposed to be (humorous)) krooh pyyh/mimimi - *sleeping* yhyy nyyh byääh ect. - *crying* nams mums namskista ect.- *eating* öö nuuh - *sniffing*
NOUNS & ADJECTIVES haloo - hello? (phone) kiva pikku... - a nice little... hupsu - silly hassu - funny mälli - cum
(humorous names for sexual organs include pimpero, pimppi, pimpsa (vagina) and jorma, gigels, pippeli (penis)) hörppiä - to slurp sörkkiä - to poke around haista vittu *insert meme* - fuck you *insert meme* vitut *insert meme* - fuck it *insert meme* mötikkä - lump kreisi - crazy (english loan, often used sarcastically)
spurdo spärde - (too niche to explain shortly, a genre of specific Finnish memes) sibul - (funny form of sipuli, onion)
jonnet ei muista - "the youngins don't remember (this)" (Jonne being that one stereotypical name for a young boy, even though these days the name used is often Veeti)
FREQUENT WORD ADD-ONS AND ENDINGS -uli - (diminutive) -tella - (the act of pretending or acting as something) -uttaa - (causative)
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taistelutaide · 4 days
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Daily wood tournament: Boxer brothers
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Jyri (top), Justus (left), Julius (right), and Jouni (bottom). The only group of four brothers in the tournament, as well as the only twins (Justus and Julius), all four are definitely ones to watch. Jouni, the youngest, started things off strong, absolutely dominating Lauri in a violent beatdown only rivaled by Leo's knockout of Johannes. Justus took things a step further, nearly knocking out the former champion Ville in a double knockout, though failing to beat the count in the end. We're expecting the same level of power and aggression from Julius and Jyri too, and wouldn't be at all surprised if it comes down to another brother-on-brother faceoff in the quarter- or semi-finals.
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Robert (right) and Konsta (left). Similar fighting styles don't lead to similar outcomes... nor can they when only one man can come out on top like Robert did when he knocked out his younger brother Konsta.
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Erkka (left) and Jani (right). Like the previous brother-on-brother bout, in a head-on all-out slugfest, the more experienced fighter comes out on top, as Erkka showed by knocking out Jani.
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Rafael (left) and Marko (right). It's clear the young Marko is used to fighting more experienced opponents, from the way he put Otso to sleep. Judging from the pent up frustration and how brutally he knocked the man out, we'd guess he's not used to winning though, and Rafael certainly looks like he makes for a formidable opponent.
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Antero (left) and Arno (right). As Tapio showed Antero in spectacular fashion, cockiness can only get you so far against a more aggressive opponent. We'll see if Antero's younger brother Arno got the message, when he goes up against Tapio's boyfriend Patrik next week.
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Konrad (right), Kaarle (middle), and Kalle (left). The oldest, Konrad, relies on power, while the middle brother, Kaarle, relies on technique. Kalle's focus is on speed, but he's no slouch when it comes to power or technique either as he showed when he smugly knocked out Juuso.
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Simon (right) and Milo (left). The older Simon's counterpunching skill landed him an upset victory over Tarmo, while Milo still has a long way to go based on how thoroughly he got destroyed by his powerful ex Sylvester. Unfortunately for Simon, Tarmo's older brother Valdemar is lined up as his next opponent and we've heard he's the type to hold a grudge... looks like it's Simon's turn to get destroyed.
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Valdemar (right) and Tarmo (left). After Tarmo's embarassing loss to Simon, Valdemar's chomping at the bit to get a piece of him. He'll have to wait about two months, but judging by how brutally he knocked out Kauno, Simon's in for a world of hurt...
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Veijo (left) and Jonne (right). After watching his cocky older brother Veijo get put in his place when Niko knocked his lights out, Jonne's rethinking his own attitude while focusing on training for his upcoming bout with Esko in two weeks... and he's going to need it.
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Ville (left) and Verner (right). Verner grew up watching his older brother Ville knock men out left and right on his path to the Finnish heavyweight championship, until he got knocked out cold himself. Now Verner's ready to give it a try himself... but his opponent Miika might have a thing or two to teach him too about getting knocked out.
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Miika (left), Elmo (middle), and Lasse (right). All three are big guys, but as Viljami showed Lasse when he knocked him out cold, size isn't everything... but his older brothers Miika and Elmo may beg to differ.
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Santtu (left) and Jeremias (right). While neither have had their bouts yet, these two talk a big game... and look plenty ready to back it up.
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Aapo (left) and Petri (right). The older Aapo's reliable skill led him to handily crush Jarmo, but Petri's style as an aggressive slugger ended up with him being the one getting knocked out when he faced Jussi. Perhaps a few lessons from Aapo will help him fare better next time.
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rainsmediaradio · 11 months
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Seyi Vibez & Young Jonn - Suddenly Lyrics
Seyi Vibez - For The gods Lyrics Kill them all My joro joromi o, Julie And I’ll be your Romeo Mo ni The love we get no need shakara You know say me and you ati mora wa Suddenly o suddenly o (oshey) Now you turn to family o (Jiggy) I don’t know what’s taking over me o (Taking over me) Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Me I go tell you face to face Ti ojo ba ro, when I dey low you be my energy (energy) Omo no look Uche face Ti ojo ba ro, when you dey low I be my energy Baby sing my melody Her body over heating On a Mercredi I fit buy you a Mercedes All I feel is your love, gimme your love No too para, no too shakara You know me and you ati mora wa Suddenly suddenly (mogbe) Many friends turn enemy Turn to my family baby We go live happily Suddenly suddenly Many friends turn enemy You turn my family Baby, we go live happily Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Suddenly, Sudden Read the full article
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archerofazzure · 2 years
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31. solace
This scene was the first one I wrote for this Roddacember, and the one that struck me so deeply that I decided to do these ficlets in the first place. Something about Rowan having to take more responsibility than he deserves as a literal middle schooler is just so devastating. This moment was so crazy to me but in the book it's just glossed over like it's nothing, just another day in Rowan's life.
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Marlie had never wanted children.
Bearing children was expected of a woman of Rin, of course, like working the farms in spring or participating in town meetings. While the people of Rin married for love, no one spoke of soulmates, of finding the perfect family. Such was life in a small town like theirs.
Marlie had grown fond of Allun the baker in the past years. He was in the corner of her eye now, laying out a bedroll. Perhaps one day they would wed and have children of their own.
Gazing at the frail, frightened boy across from her, Marlie had never feared anything more.
Rowan, the young Keeper of the Bukshah, stared blankly into the distance, knees hugged to his chest. He shivered despite the warmth of the fire.
The boy was quiet but hid his emotions poorly. He had not complained after nearly falling off the cliff they had climbed earlier that day. But facing swarms of spiders and a swamp of horrors, his wide eyes and balled fists betrayed him.
Rowan had always been a gentle child, a black bukshah amongst the strong Rin people. Marlie silently cursed the wise woman Sheba for dragging him into this quest. He should not be terrified to death on this cursed mountain, pulled into a struggle far greater than he. She rummaged through her travel bag, searching for anything she had to provide some small solace.
“It is not worth carrying this last piece of toffee,” she told him, handing over the candy. Her words distorted her true feelings, in the Rin way. “You could finish it for us, I am sure.”
She was taken aback to hear Strong Jonn and Allun the Baker provide words of comfort alongside her. Jonn suggested that Rowan look over their map one more time, while Allun muttered something sentimental about the moon.
Rowan looked at the three of them, bewildered at the outpouring of affection. His mouth formed a tight smile, as if they were the ones in need of comfort. He dutifully returned Allun’s comment, ate the toffee, and opened the map.
Marlie could never bear the responsibility of a child, she decided. It was too heartbreaking.
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lindalofbroome · 3 years
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11 - Young
‘They are listening,’ she whispered. ‘Look at them. Wait till they hear what you did, Rowan. Wait till they know the dangers you faced to save the village.’
She puffed out her chest. ‘I hope they know I’m your sister!’ she added.
Rowan and the Travellers // Ch 7
im just so soft for how proud of her brother Annad is. she’s so full of love and admiration for her oddling (and yet not) of a brother.
i think she was too young to understand how different Rowan was to most of the villagers in Rin, and then when he brought the stream back home for the bukshah he became a hero to everyone, but no one more than Annad. i think she’s always loved him and has relied on his judgement and his knowledge.
‘If we do not act soon, [the bukshah] will die.’
‘Not Star,’ whispered Annad to her brother, who was the keeper of the bukshah. ‘Star will not die, though, will she, Rowan? Because you will give Star water from our well.’
‘Bukshah cannot drink from our well, Annad,’ said Rowan. ‘It is not sweet enough for them. It makes them ill. They can only drink the water that flows down from the Mountain. It has always been so. If the stream stays dry, Star will die like all the rest.’
Rowan of Rin // Ch 1
i love her boldness and her confidence in her big brother, but also in herself. she would 100% be down to fight for what she believes in and to defend her loved ones.
Rowan stared, open-mouthed, and did not move. He was terrified of Sheba. His mother nudged him. ‘I will go,’ piped up little Annad, beside him. ‘I am not frightened!’ Laughter rippled through the crowd.
Rowan of Rin // Ch 1
i like to imagine Rowan and Annad growing up and being very supportive and understanding of one another. they may not necessarily be in sync or understand each other on an empathy level, but they understand each other on a sympathetic and compassionate level. they know how each other will react to certain things and how to help each other and what they love and what they hate and such. they are best friends, filled with so much love and admiration for the other. and i hope they give each other courage, by showing different types of bravery and different ways to overcome obstacles.
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this is Rowan and Annad in their wedding finery, on their way to Jiller and Jonn’s wedding 💕
also, the struggle of wanting to draw little Annad as big for her age, and Rowan small for his age, and ending up making them both look 8-10 or something oops
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korpidorks · 3 years
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NEW KORPIKLAANI SONG + VIDEO 💚
”Sanaton maa is meant to be throwback to 80’s with folky twist: I wanted to write a classic sounding mid-tempo hair metal song with killer chorus that include all the elements I like to hear in a good song. While listening this I can still travel back in time onto back seat of an old Honda Accord that was cosmetically fixed with way too much of putty and it barely worked….on the other hand that wasn’t a matter because it was also tuned up with woofers more expensive than the car. Happy ending! - Sami Perttula 
“All I need to do after that was add fuzzy dices to it!” -Jonne 
 Folklore tells a story of a young man named Matti plowing a field along a river. When finished, he took the horse to the pen walking past the bathing spot on the river. The men on the other side of the river were making hay and at the same time heard a voice from the water saying “Time has passed but no man has come”. Matti, having not heard the voice, decided to go swimming.  Men on the other side told him he shouldnt because they had heard such a voice. They said a man from the village had drowned in that place a long time ago. Matti replied that he was not going to swim after all, but was at least going to wash his hands and face. He leaned towards the water, had a heart attack and sank into the water. The legend is known at least in Kaukola and Valkeala. . 
 DIRECTOR'S WORD: "Sanaton maa" is the third Korpiklaani video with the same main character and this time I wanted to tell something about his profession. In this video we see a blacksmith with his young apprentice, to whom he is now passing his knowledge. On the way to the smith, the boy sees something stunning under the water. As a warning, man decides to tell him an old legend about what happened at the same spot a long time ago. But does our apprentice really listen...
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ruffiorocks · 5 years
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Supergirl season 5 episode 3
Ok.... so this episode wasn't all that exciting for me, I think the whole Lena/Kara scences were hyped up and we barely got 5 minutes of them before oh lo and behold Kara got a call and had to leave, so same old same old.
I did like the little touches of her flying around the world getting all of Lena's favourites though. Feels like someone read a fan fic!
Anyhoo...
I have to start properly by saying i LOVE Kelly Olsen! The fact she's giving advice to vendors she just met!
William Dey is still acting super dodgy, but I think the fact he looks highly uncomfortable with this means he is being coerced. Still seeing NOTHING that indicates he's Kara's new love interest yet.
Naww Kara is nervous about seeing Lena and binge eating donuts! Only her wanting the lunch to be perfect sounds like she preparing for a date.
Oh, awkward Hope/Eve hug. Sooo is Hope becoming sentient because she's evolving or because she's merged with Eve? AI do not usually voluntarily hug people.
Wait.... Lex Luthor, THE Lex Luthor let Eve know what he was writing in his journals? I mean I know Hope decifed it, but why did Eve know what was on them in the first place?
Ok Brainy is adorable and so funny! But Nia don't mutter about him under your breath, if there is an issue just tell him. This won't end well!
Ok, so I know Andrea has been a bit arsey lately, but so far I've not had all that much of an issue with her, but she's was a gigantic ass in this episode. I feel like they went out of their way to make her an ass in this episode.
Kara, love, telling people you know they were lying won't help you here, you can listen to heart beats all you want, but the people done know your doing that, so yes you do sound paranoid.
Why is James Olsen at Cat Co? Why is James Olsen allowed in Cat Co at all?
Ooh I like this Jonn and Nia dynamic.
Oh no! Not Myrann! How could you do that to your son?! Totally sympathizing with Mal right now.
Erm... Kelly who was just attacked by a shape shifter isn't in the least bit suspicious of a guy she hasn't seen in 2 years showing up and apparently knowing about her job even though she just started? Oh Kelly... love your not clueless like your brother, get it together girl!
Oh so now we're at Kara and Lena's lunch, Katie does Such a good job of letting the audience know she isn't being sincere 🤣 . Kara really did let herself be manipulated here, really? Oh and immediately offers to get them. Oh and now she's leaving Lena again.
I actually don't have that much of an issue with Lena basically manipulating Kara into getting those journals. I mean one of the first things Kara did when she met Lena was to try and manipulate her into giving her info on her mother, then proceeded to spend 3 years lying, using and manipulating her. So yeah... not all that fussed. Plus Kara read a bunch of those journals with Lena, how is Lena getting her hands on them healthy at all? Kara is being a dumb ass here, she should have just said no.
Ha! Finally Kara admits she breaks the law all the time!! Take that 'Kara has never done anything wrong ever' people. This scene reminds me of when Kara discussed her relationships with James and Mon El with Alex.
😂 Alex is going to scold Brainy, and Kara learned all the rule breaking from Alex!
Oh Kelly, still not suspicious at all. Ready to break protocol already? Oh no honey!
Nia! Just tell Brainy the truth, he's offered you a window to do it.
Oh so it was Jonn himself that betrayed his brother! Bet he is immediately forgiven by the fans though, even though erasure is worse than death to a Martian.
Why is James still allowed at the DEO?!! He's a vigilante that isn't supposed to be a vigilante anymore and even wants to be a senator and yet??
Wait... hold the bloody phone!! Kara who has super powers gets to the villains home and not two seconds later James is there?!! No!! Stop trying making James Olsen happen! He's not going to happen! This is a crock of s**t! James could not get there that fast! Be didn't even have his suit on when Kara flew off.
Oh so that's why they are show casing James so much, so he can say something to make Kara do Lena her favour.
Can I just give a round of applause for the actor who plays Myrnn? Bravo sir!
Young Jonn is freaking me out a bit, they've tried to portray him as a sweet little innocent and it's creeping me out!
This villain is boring the heck out of me though, it feels like a side story.
Wait... after all that mind control and holding a sharp shard of glass Kelly isn't even scratched??
Alex needs some help, I get she's concerned for Kelly, but she's being a bit controlling. Not in a malicious way but this needs to be addressed.
I've never said this before, and I don't want to, but Nia can f**k off with the way she just treated Brainy! Nia told him to be himself and now she's not happy with that, confusing the poor guy! 'Its too much! No more food, no more anything!" Harsh words! Now the poor guy thinks there's something wrong with him. Nia just let this carry on when she could have dealt with it when Brainy gave her the chance to. How could you hurt Brainy that?!
Oh romantic music and Kara looking in on Lena??
Is it just me or does that smile Lena gave look genuine and not the fake one?
Oh so now Kara is giving Lex Luthor tech to James?? Kara!! That's not something that should be out in the world! Did you even test it?!
Yep, Alex needs to deal with this anxiety!
Way to much 'me and Lena' 'Lena forgave you 'it worked out for me and Lena' ugh we get it already! Some dodgy stuff is going to go down.
Lena doesnt look happy with what she's doing at all, remember how excited she usually is when making tech? This isn't excitement, Lena knows this isn't right, but she feels she has no other choice. Lena is still traumatized and Kara's even said that in the episode. But this was the first time Kara has seen Lena since she confessed, so no one has been bothering to try and help Lena at all? No one thought, you know what, Lena could do with some help? She is dealing with this all on her own, she's not even putting her trust in her AI since she said she doesn't trust. Lena is in need of help. But I honestly think they are pushing the dodgy bits so she can be saved down the line.
All in all a bit of a boring episode, the Lena and Kara scenes couldn't even save it. Jonns flash back was the most interesting part. The villain isn't memeorable and I couldn't even tell you her name. They made Kelly a real dumb ass in the episode, they made Nia awful to Brainy! Waaay to much James Olsen, it's like they are trying to cram as much of him in as possible before he goes and he's still useless. Alex needs help and is to clingy. Not surprised by the William stuff, Andrea was actually awful in this episode.
I give this episode a meh...
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sisullasuohon · 5 years
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Alkuperäinen/Original
Käsilaatat master post Vielä viimeisen kerran anteeksi kaikille joita murteet jollain tapaa koskettavat. Tarkoitus ei ollut tehdä pilkkaa yhdestäkään ihmisryhmästä tai puhetavasta, vaan elävöittää dialogia joka muuten olisi kovin yksitoikkoinen kääntäjän kapeasta kielitaidosta johtuen. Mikäli näissä on jotain huomautettavaa tai korjattavaa otan nöyränä vastaan kaiken rakentavan kritiikin, nyymitkin kelpaa jne.
Under the cut is again some notes on the Temmie talk, and some talk about why the ”Finnished” Temmie did not go to school in the translation above. This includes stuff like government-sustained benefits so here’s a tw: politics I guess.
Like the other times Temmie has shown up I tried to incorporate my lack of knowledge of Finnish dialects into something semi-coherent. Results vary, but at least I tried! There’s a lot of Temmie talk and small speech bubbles so this time I added some spelling mistakes too. However, the stripeshirt-Temmie is imitating what’d be the unique internet speak of teens/pre-teens that are generally called ’Jonne’(it’s a newish male first name associated with younger folk, used as slander when making fun of their antics, or as a general name for someone who’s young, it’s context sensitive but always rude.). I’m not sure how well it comes across, since the example sentences I found involved drug and energy drink use, memes, and being general jerks and/or idiots, and the Temmie here is doing nothing like that.
University and college education is free for Finland’s residents. At that level the lunch is no longer free like in the mandatory education, but with student ID you get it starting from less than two euros (no portion control except in fancier things) per day, and the same card gives you discounts on public transport and museums etc. too. Possible reasons one wouldn’t be able to go to the college despite wanting to are: - Not getting in because of not enough points from your grades in your previous place of study, or not getting enough points in the entrance exam. - Not being able to afford the expenses that come from studying. The school is free, but existing outside of the school hours is not. If you need yet cannot afford or find an apartment, or reliable transportation (though these days some universities and colleges are very happy to let you study from home), or don’t have money to eat, buy books for the courses and other needed study equipment, you’re in for a hard time. Libraries can only help the fastest students when it comes to books, they cannot carry enough copies for a whole class. Some people take a student loan to cover the expenses of being alive without having to work, so they can fully concentrate on their studies and student life. The guarantee for it is the government, and you have 30 years to pay it back from the first time you use the money, the first payment is two years after you’ve finished your studies. There’s also a student benefit that’s quite low but still helps some, and a separate benefit for living expenses for the ones who don’t live with a parent any more, it’s supposed to cover the minimum humane living condition it seems. Benefits aren’t paid back ever unless they find out later they overpaid you or you weren’t actually entitled to it.
In the underground, I strongly doubt distance to the school would be any issue, so if Temmie lived at home her basic needs would be covered, and once she goes to the school in the game she learns a lot there, so she’s smart and the exams wouldn’t stop her. I think the only reason she couldn’t afford her studies in a Finnish society would be not being able to afford the books and other equipment. Anything made of paper that’s thrown away gets recycled for new paper here, so only very dirty ones would go to landfill (well where I’m from those get burned for energy), and the trash area in UT has a lot of water so maybe any school books they get are ruined to the point of not being usable or recyclable at all. They do have a lot of trees in Snowdin that could be made into paper, so monsters probably make their own books from scratch. In case they make book copies by writing them by hand, they wouldn’t be very cheap(or at least niche college books wouldn’t be). Also stuff like pencils aren’t usually thrown away in good shape either so they’d have to make those too. So, in the hopes this doesn’t come up in the future to bite me in the butt, I referenced a joke from a commercial: Some years ago Finland’s post office had a campaign where they promoted sending postcards all year round, since unlike in other ways of being in contact, ’you don’t have to tell them everything’. In their radio ad a young man was in the middle of a wild student party and writing a card back home, saying everything’s fine, he’s studying really hard, and please send some money for pencils and erasers. (Temmie above admits she cannot afford the pencils and erasers.)
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nikitasbt · 5 years
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Hong Kong crime films of John Woo: unwatchable or fun?
In the late 1980s, the films of John Woo have created a kind of template for typical bloodshed Hong Kong crime movies. During the next decades, the Hong Kong directors have been producing similar things in abundance, it was just a cliche for every director seeking glory to expand himself into crime movies. Even an art-house icon Wong Kar-wai came up with crime film As Tears Go By as the first feature directed by him. At present times, the old films of John Woo seem to be naive and crazy with their over-the-top style and unrealistic shooting scenes. However, these films remain influential as many directors have been following Woo's work. Many viewers might find films like A Better Tomorrow, The Killer or Hard Boiled unwatchable, and I understand that completely. However, they are worth seeing as a very significant part of Hong Kong cinema history.
A Better Tomorrow (1986)
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I used to know John Woo as the director who filmed Mission Impossible II, though before his Hollywood period he has been making a lot of crime films in Hong Kong. A Better Tomorrow (1986) starring teenager star singer and actor Leslie Cheung, Chow Yun-Fat and Ti Lung was John Woo's breakthrough. The film was made on a tight budget but became an Asian blockbuster Hong Kong box office records. A Better Tomorrow is a story of two brothers, one of whom is a young policeman, while the other is mafia boss. It's needless to describe the plot, as it is quite naive, and many things are way too corny making it unwatchable for western viewers. The most important part is crazy shooting scenes with almost endless ammo characters have in their possession. Chow Yun-Fat performance is actually, he has over-shined the other co-stars which led him to become one of the most famous Hong Kong actors. Till date, he remains the highest paid Hong Kong actor after Jackie Chan. A Better Tomorrow was a cult film for Hong Kong which has influenced Asia a lot. Many teenagers were trying to act and dress "like Mark" (played by Chow Yun-Fat). Lots of references in pop music and cinema were made to A Better Tomorrow. Later, John Woo produced two sequels to the film. To be frank, I decided not to watch it, but try the other two famous films of Woo which happened to be better.
The Killer (1989)
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The Killer is not only known as another Hong Kong blockbuster becoming a huge success on the box but as the film became quite popular in the West. It was praised by Tarantino who took some things from it as the features of his own films, just as he did with the Japanese Lady Snowblood starring Meiko Kaji. Luc Besson and Robert Rodriguez were also influenced by this film. Chow Yun-Fat returns to John Woo's cast as The Killer. Despite his violent killings, he appears to be a man of honour never killing the innocent people or policeman. Accidentally, he injuries a female singer (Sally Yeh) and later he tries to do everything to help her recover. He also saves a baby during one of the shoot-outs. The killer is being hunted by the detective (Danny Lee) who learns how to think like the killer to capture him. As the plot develops, the detective learns that a killer is actually a decent man. They develop friendship and confront the gangsters together at the final long shoot-out. Again it is quite corny, but this is already more fun than a Better Tomorrow. Especially, shoot-outs and stunts are much better here. Keeping in mind, The Killer is a film of its particular genre, I would conclude it is a good one.
Hard Boiled (1992)
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The third famous Hong Kong crime movie of Jonn Woo is Hard Boiled and it is actually very nice! Comparing with A Better Tomorrow and The Killer, there is not so much unrealistic bullshit as "good killer" or exaggerated relationships between cop-mafia boss brothers. The plot is surprisingly not so linear. It has one important twist with Alan happening to be a police agent undercover, and it is not that obvious. The story kept me entertained till the end, and I liked it. 
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Unlike the other crime movies of Woo, this one was really epic. The final shoot-out lasts 50 minutes, can you imagine that? The badass fight in the hospital where toddlers are takes as hostages, many patients are brutally killed, dozens of policemen being shot, etc. Moreover, there is an arsenal in the morgue of the same hospital. It is needless to say, it will explode in the end. The whole scene is really epic, the way it lasts is awesome and very catchy. I have never seen such a long shoot-out on the screen! The stunts and visual effect during the shooting scenes are carried at a decent level, which is another advantage.
Chow Yun-Fat this time portrays the policeman, while Tony Leung Chiu-Wai appears as Alan. It was one of the best early roles of Tony Leung who is actually my favourite Hong Kong author. The Western audiences loved Hard Boiled very much, it was well-received in the US and Great Britain and became a typical bloodshed Asian movie for western viewers. It was a surprise for me to know, that the success on the box of Hard Boiled in Hong Kong was very modest, comparing to The Killer and A Better Tomorrow. Nothing, but a mystery as Hard Boiled is not corny like other crime movies and it is actually pretty cool!
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rainsmediaradio · 1 year
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Young Jonn - Aquafina Lyrics
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Young Jonn - Aquafina Lyrics My aquafina Kilode ton para oh no Most nights I’m lonely oh But nobody notice My chinchila, ma fimisile you’re my painkiller No go dey aggravate, the situation ko ma complicate Most nights I’m lonely baby, you don’t even notice Even-eventually even if you don’t love me again You should just tell me like this (o like this) Cause tomorrow if my feelings start to change You go know I don tell you before You know I don tell you before (before unh unh) Even-eventually even if you don’t love me again You should just tell me like this (o like this) Cause tomorrow if my feelings start to change You go know I don tell you before You know I don tell you before We cannot do this everytime oh This love not anybody concern Why do we argue every night oh When you know sey I love you kpa Oloyin toyin tomato You know ori mi shano 24/7 So no go reason am too far No go reason am too far (unh nuh nuh) My chinchila, ma fimisile you’re my painkiller No go dey aggravate, the situation ko ma complicate (ko ma complicate) Most nights I’m lonely baby, you don’t even notice (you don’t even notice) Even-eventually even if you don’t love me again You should just tell me like this (o like this) Cause tomorrow if my feelings start to change You go know I don tell you before You know I don tell you before (before unh unh) Even-eventually even if you don’t love me again You should just tell me like this (o like this) Cause tomorrow if my feelings start to change You go know I don tell you before You know I don tell you before My aquafina kilode ton para Most nights I’m lonely baby, you don’t even notice. Jiggy Read the full article
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alphaplus052things · 6 years
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本日フラゲデー‼️🎉 DopeTube Vol.3 ¥1,500+tax Ride第145弾 最新のHip Hop,R&BをDJ YumaによるGroove Mixでチェッ ク!アルバムリリースラッシュの中、ヒットTuneはもち ろん隠れた名曲が今見つかる! 人気が爆発中なRide!今月もお見逃しなく! #01/お騒がせラッパー6ix9ineと新アルバムが人気なNicki Minajによる NYCコラボ!単調なリズムが癖になる中毒Tune!! #10/今回ジャケットにもなったTravis Scott新アルバムからの一曲! このビートはヤバいでしょ!豪華メンツに今年一押し曲です! #22/Chris Brown&DJ Khaledの未発表曲です!なんとMJ/Rock With Youを大胆にもサンプリング!爽快なTuneに仕上がってます! #27/SNSでダンスが話題中なCiaraの新曲!#levelupchallengeで検索 をしてみて!このリズムは��ンションぶち上がり!! 01.6ix9ine ft Nicki Minaj & Murda Beatz/FEFE 02.Young Thug ft Gunna & Lil Baby/Chanel -Go Get It- 03.Lil Yachty ft Cardi B & Offset/Who Want The Smoke 04.Sheck Wes/Mo Bamba 05.Travis Scott ft Juice WRLD & Sheck Wes/No Bystanders 06.A$AP Ferg/Verified 07.YG ft A$AP Rocky/Handgun 08.Smokepuprpp ft Lil Pump/Nephew 09.Drake/Nonstop 10.Travis Scott ft Drake, Juicy J & Swae Lee/SICKO MODE 11.Mustard ft Travis Scott & YG/Dangerous World 12.YG ft Ty Dolla $ign/Power 13.E-40 ft Ty Dolla Sign & Konshens/One Night 14.Jonn Hart ft Too Short/Whistle 15.Ciara ft Tekno/Freak Me 16.Sean Paul ft Jhene Aiko/Naked Truth 17.Stefflon Don ft Halie/Favourite Girl 18.Jason Derulo & David Guetta ft Nicki Minaj & Willy William/Goodbye 19.Nicki Minaj/Ganja Burns 20.Ja Rule ft Ashanti/Encore 21.E-40 ft Yhung T.O./These Days 22.Chris Brown ft DJ Khaled/Had To Do It.. Sorry 23.Lil Duval ft Snoop Dogg & Ball Greezy/Smile -Living My Best Life- 24.Bobby Brackins ft Marc E Bassy & P-Lo/Whiplash 2.0 25.Philthy Rich ft TK Kravitz/Exhausted 26.Drake/Mob Ties 27.Ciara/Level Up 28.Stefflon Don ft Future/What You Want 29.Nicki Minaj ft The Weeknd/Thought I Knew You 30.Travis Scott ft The Weeknd/Wake Up 31.Wiz Khalifa ft Bone Thugs-N-Harmony/Reach For The Stars 32.Ella Mai/Trip #dvd #hiphop #rnb #音楽好きな人と繋がりたい #ストリートスタイル #music (Nagoya-shi, Aichi, Japan) https://www.instagram.com/p/BntCiwIBRJ3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5q3wjvzd7097
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soglitz · 3 years
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[Music] Lil Kesh – All The Way
[Music] Lil Kesh – All The Way
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Young And Getting It boss, Lil Kesh finally returns to the music scene with a brand new release titled “All The Way“.
The new single “All The Way” is his first since this year and it was produced by top producer, Young Jonn.
The versatility and musical style of Lil Kesh is similar to that of Olamide, who raps and sings in his local dialect.
However, he was criticized for using too much profanity…
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lumivalkoruusunpuna · 7 years
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I was so fast  last weekend.
 Made it through tracon with my Finnish meme edition of Tuxedo mask from Sailor Moon! It’s a hard concept to explain but we have this specific stereotype of some young about 11-year olds drinking way too much energy drinks and how they typically act and look like. They are called Jonne. That’s what I based this on. Also the shirt has a fish pun meme written on it 
Photos: the amazing @kissanniska
Bonus (toO fast):
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naijabuzz300 · 4 years
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[MUSIC] Skiibii ft. Kizz Daniel – Somebody
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The "Daz how stars do" cronner, Skiibii begins the year with the release of another hot song titled "Somebody", and he features Kizz Daniel. This great song is wonderfully produced by the proficient music producer "Young Jonn( the wicked producer)". The song is used to mainly address ladies that gives in for others who seek for a relationship without telling the guys that they are already in a relationship with someone else(somebody). Kizz Daniel really did some justice to the song with his wonderful vocals which made the song more doper. He has featured with several artists too like LK Kuddy in "Morale". Listen and Enjoy! BRIEF SUMMARY Artist: Skiibii Song Title: Somebody Featuring Artists: Kizz Daniel Music Producer: Young John Release Date: February 6, 2020 Record Label: More Grace Music World Download Skiibii ft. Kizz Daniel – Somebody mp3 Read the full article
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ju1ian · 7 years
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All the ween asks
ween hand. Corn Maze is already answered so im deleting him from this list. 
🎃Pumpkin: What is your favorite season?
- my favorite season is the ‘Holiday Season’ which consists of the span of time between Halloween and New Years Day. 
👻Ghost: Do you get scared easily?
- i dont get ‘scared’ as much as i get upset at scary things. its a complicated range of emotions that happen when i get afraid. 
🎃Candy Corn: What is your favorite kind of candy?
- i dont know man. i guess i like chocolate but only when its paired with something else like i cant eat straight chocolate that is too  much chocolate for me. i also like laffy taffy. but only the banana kind. and uhm, candy corn. is good. 
👻Vampire: What is your favorite supernatural creature?
- yall know its a werewolf ;)
🎃Witch: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
- i want to fly so bad. or be invisible. but probably the answer is fly. 
👻Trick or Treat: What was your favorite Halloween costume?
- when i was a young child i was a white cat and the costume consisted of a white full body leotard and a plastic cat mask and that was looks. 
🎃Black Cat: Are you superstitious?
- yes !!! dont put no hats on my bed !! dont bring no peacock feather in my house !! 
👻Ouija Board: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
- i have a confession....legally...my name is not Julian. so i would do that. or i would make my name Lanius. i love that name. 
🎃Graveyard: Do you know any good scary stories?
- no not really. im not good with stories. 
👻Skeleton: Have you ever broken a bone?
-not an important bone no. 
🎃Werewolf: What is your favorite urban legend?
- MOTH MAN. 
👻Horror Flick: Do you like scary movies? If so, which one is your favorite?
- i dont really like scary  movies but i will watch a scary movie if im prompted to. i like Dead Silence, and also The Eye. The Conjuring was pretty good too. 
🎃Haunted House: Would you prefer to live in the city or the country?
- the country probably. i already live there and there isnt a lot of traffic. 
👻Zombie: Do you think that you could survive a zombie apocalypse?
- no lmao. i say this all the time. zombies start going im peacing out right away. 
🎃Mummy: What is your biggest fear?
- i...am afraid of holes. and also being kidnapped, and also crashing my car. 
👻Bat: Do you have any pets?
- yeah !! i have five cats: Jonne, Icee, Randy, Lunch Box, and Blackiford-Demitri (joey) a dog: Harlee, a guinea pig: Lucas, and a fish: Lanius. 
🎃Cauldron: What kind of potion would you make if you had the opportunity?
- the potion of being a better human being. 
👻Full Moon: Do you prefer nighttime or daytime?
- daytime for getting shit done and nighttime for fucking around. 
👻Broomstick: What exciting places have you traveled to?
- i went to Finland in 2008 and i went to the mountains in 2011, and i went to the caverns in 2011, and i go to hell every night at 3 AM. 
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