#artisanal post

[theda-rison]

Monthly Monday Mixtape!

So I... am NOT a fan of summer. The only appeal for me is that all the fruit is in season, other than that, I wish it were winter already. Let’s go back to when it’s cold and I’m not sweating the second I walk outside. Please and thank you.

For some reason my summer tunes always tend towards ska and 90s riot grrrl kind of stuff, but I can’t find my old summer playlist from back when having an iPod was worth it, so I made a new one.

Stupid Cool Pool Party

I’m not sure what the theme here is. Originally I was just looking for fun summery (and again, ska-ish) music, and somehow it became about a guy who likes a girl, she ditches him, he throws a pool party and meets a new girl and they fall in love. Idk lol.

Here’s the tracklist: 

Illusion - Ateez

Those Hot Summer Nights (Won’t Last Forever) - The Aquabats

Nero - Covet

The Impression That I Get - The Might Mighty Bosstones

Sunday Morning - No Doubt

The Goonies ‘r’ Good Enough - Cindy Lauper

Pool Party - The Aquabats

Stupid Cool - Dawn

I’m Not Cool - HyunA

Falkor - Covet

Ping Pong - HyunA & Dawn

Eternal Sunshine - Ateez

I hope you enjoy it! :D

#artisanal post #mixtape #july mixtape #Ateez #the aquabats #covet #the might might bosstones #no doubt #cindy lauper #dawn #hyuna #hyuna&dawn #I guess I'll save 'psychobilly beach blanket bingo' for next year lol #it'll probably take me that long to find the songs for it >_> #also the mighty mighty bosstones song is really only in there because the digimon movie it was in reminds me of summer #idk why #proustian soundtrack lolol

[wellsbering]

the one aspect of american culture that i will defend to my last breath is the recent high school tradition of taking the practice SAT, signing the page that says "you're not allowed to tell ANYONE what's on this test even when it's over", and then immediately flooding tumblr with highly specific memes about the content of said test

#...typed this all out and had a horrifying thought. HIGH SCHOOLERS STILL DO THIS RIGHT? #tag what year you took the psat mine was 2015 or 2016 and i still remember the 'artisanal bread' article i think about it often #just checked it was 2016 #my posts #high school #psat #psat memes #thank goodness. psat 2022 is chock full of memes i dont understand. God bless you all the kids are alright #oh holy shit this blew up #1k #2k

[foodlesoodlesdoodles]

The… oh who’s that one guy… the spock?

#the spot #atsv the spot #Johnathan ohnn #olivia octavius #I cannot remember if I posted this so we’re going round 2 baby #hiii artisan #art #oc #atsv oc #<- ??? just a guy

[isaacsapphire]

The poisoned Skittle problem, from the perspective of a non poison Skittle

The metaphor of the bowl of Skittles, some percentage of which are poison, and how many of those Skittles you want to eat, has been used by feminists about men, and republicans about immigrants. I'm increasingly devoid of shits to give about what kind of vile things I'm going to be called, so what the heck, I'll use it too for this.

With class and housing in the US, there is a poisoned Skittle problem; the lower income you go, the higher the percentage of assaults George type people are in the mix. (Please note now that I am Not claiming that the elite are not prone to being assaults Georg, or that there's no assaults Georg in higher income brackets) For added fun, the poorer you are, the more you have to be in physical proximity to others who live in your area, while walking to the store or taking public transportation, increasing your vulnerability to being assaulted, etc. In the suburbs, a lot of the time, the guy who lives three houses down from yours and you have literally never seen each other, so it doesn't matter if he would immediately grab your crotch if he was in crotch-grabbing range, because the two of you have never been that close together. If you live in a more dense environment and travel by foot, your chances of being in crotch-grabbing range are much higher, so a crotch-grabber, etc. in your area is a more concerning problem for you.

Most people very reasonably prefer to live somewhere further away from assaults Georg. The thing is, other people also prefer to live further for assaults Georg, and if you were just living next to assaults Georg, you are a Skittle of indeterminate poison. So when a nice redlined Blue suburb with a great school district is considering if they're going to permit some affordable housing, they are going to look at the income bracket that will be living there and say, "There's too high a percentage of poison Skittles in that income bracket. We don't want to live in a community with assaults Georg, or invite assaults Georg Jr into our nice school, so we don't want affordable housing here."

So now you, as an innocent non poison Skittle are left trying to figure out how you are going to communicate your non poison status so you can get the heck away from the poison Skittles. The current way this information is conveyed is by convincing a higher paid job to hire you, making more money, and buying your way into a better neighborhood. This is a rather lossy way to sort, and shit like constantly disrupted sleep at the weekly hotel from all the shitty people who live there with you doesn't help with better job thing. There's plenty of non poisoned Skittles in that bowl, but how to extract them safely?

The obvious next question is why we as a society don't seem to have any solution to the problem of getting assaulted by assaults Georg other than to individually just try to scramble away from where such folks are statistically and to price the entire category of people who are statistically more likely to be assaults Georg out of certain areas. And now it's a criminal justice system problem and I'll leave that for another day, but overall, the criminal justice system seems a lot more interested in hassling people based on statistical similarities to assaults Georg than doing fuck all about stopping assaults Georg.

#artisanal violence #systematic violence #government housing #housing #original post #class in the us #assaults georg #American is the richest third world country #criminal justice system #and nobody who isn't a crime lord actually wants to live there #criming #i'm so tired #race and class

[lady-dragon-bailu]

"I'm Bailu, a doctor from the Alchemy Commission. Come here and let me have a look at you."

"Hmmm.. what's wrong? Where does it hurt?"

RULES

No NSFW. Muse is child-shaped

No discrimination (homo/transphobia, racism, ableism, etc)

Resend your ask if mod hasn't answered within 2-3 days

No shipping wars, even though muse will not be shipped w/ anyone

Minimal cursing (for muses sake)

ROLEPLAY ACTIONS

[ text ] - action text - speech {small text} thoughts

TAGS/NAVIGATION

doctor's orders - general

CHARACTER TAGS fellow alchemists - alchemy commission the divineish - divination commission cloud warriors - the cloud knights sky high - the sky-faring commission keepers - the realm-keeping commission artisans - the artisanship commission friends from trains - astral express

(name/emoji) anon - anons with sign offs (insert character name) - other blogs/characters i rp with mod isnt a doctor - ooc tag

GENERAL DISCLAIMER I may insert headcanons where i feel necessary, but I will also try to stay as in character as possible. If you don't like my character portrayal, then please just block me and move on. ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER

As the above ooc tag says, I am not an actual doctor and I do not have proper medical experience. Everything I know is from basics, google, and sometimes stuff I make up. Do not come seeking me for medical advice, and also do not use roleplays from this blog to treat/tend to your own wounds, and also don't use said roleplays to diagnose yourself. If you think you have something, see a pro. I'm just a silly goober, not a doctor.

QUESTS I NEED TO DO The 2.0-2.1 Story Quest

OTHER BLOGS I OWN

@realmflora (oc blog) @the-6th-harbringer @the-god-of-wisdom @baby-finch (unnamed kid from wanderer's story) @kaedehara-of-the-crux

Enjoy your stay!

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail bailu #hsr bailu #bailu honkai star rail #bailu honkai star rail rp account #roleplay account #honkai star rail rp account #bailu #fellow alchemists #the divineish #cloud warriors #sky high #keepers #artisans #friends from trains #pinned post

[eruptedinlight]

the baron drinks out of and has a vast collection of cursed/cheesy mugs

the sire drinks out of goblets but exclusively the plastic ones from dollar tree that he decorates with hot glue and bone fragments

por ejemplo:

“look at these marvelous wessels!”

#i was looking at vesselsforsale and was truly inspired #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits meme #baron afanas #the sire #baron posting #the sire is a true artisan and the baron is a chaos goblin #honestly now i just kind of want to make goblets covered in bone fragments #my stuff

[himbo-in-limbo]

Although I am working on remaking this I’d thought I’d repost the original anyway :) basically when The Artisan first ever laid eyes on Wolf she (not only fell in love) but knew she just HAD to paint him!!

Only problem was he was a very intimidating muse! Unlike any she’s met before…so after an argument with her guard Wolf decided to just straight up ask what in paya’s name was going on and luckily in the end he agreed to be her muse ❤️

(Also the reason why the layout for the comic changed in the beginning was cuz I got bored and lazy SOOO fast lmao)

#idk when I’ll finish the remake but I’ll post it when it’s all done this time #digital illustration #my art #digital art #original character #original design #The Artisan #wolf predator #oc x canon #comic #mini comic #oc lore

[dogbunni]

saiki fandom at large just out here with so many top tier takes like galaxy brained and I'm over here tapping my little sandcastle bucket kinning nendo and having 0 thoughts. can't even look directly at yalls posts bc they're the headcanon equivalent of biblically accurate angels. actually brb I'm pressing all the buttons on my washing machine. don't care anymore

#you guys scare me with ur meta posts and ur artisanally crafted headcanons #i swear u all have sherlock mind palace graphics flying about ur heads while u make these posts #meanwhile im crying and yodelling and beatboxing thru my tears struggling to experience a coherent thought #i make my nendo headcanons by coating my hands in the thickest mud u have ever seen and then clapping #anyways. #can i tag this as #nendo posting #? #it barely counts #love him tho #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k. #tdlosk #love u guys but u scare me xx

[theda-rison]

Monthly Monday Mixtape!

(A day late because I was stricken with Tired Bitch Syndrome yesterday after fighting with our requisition system 🙄)

(Also, it seems like May isn’t showing up in the tag, so here it is)

 June 2022

Hoeing It Up In The International Goth Club

I hate summer so you would never actually be able to get me into a club, but I’ll dance in my air-conditioned room at home and hoe it up there! The summer is too hot and we should like, seriously consider turning down the sun at least a few thousand degrees (that’s the goth part, honestly).

Anyway, I think we might have Wonho to thank for this playlist. Eye On You is still in head, rent free, and he’s already had a new comeback. Like... what was the reason, sir?

[I was going to put a picture here of him, shirtless, and say “What was the reason?” but like... I don’t need to. We can all imagine it.]

Here’s the tracklist: 

Skinny Legs - Elohim

Sacrilegium - Zeal & Ardor

Obey - Priest

Blah Blah - Heyson

You Spin Me Round (Dead or Alive) - 3TEETH

Toxic (Britney Spears) - Izzy Perri Cover

Vantablack - Twin Rattler

Bewitched - PIXY

Eye on You - Wonho

skinz - OnlyOneOf

Soulringer - ExEdrA

Virus - Priest

Embrace - Ludovico Technique

Stripped (Depeche Mode) - Rammstein

I love all of these covers, btw. A New Romantic cover of Toxic is kind of genius.

I hope you enjoy it! :D

#artisanal post #mixtape #june mixtape #elohim #zeal & ardor #priest #heyson #3TEETH #izzy perri #twin rattler #pixy #wonho #exedra #ludovico technique #rammstein #I'm in trouble for the next mixtape #I wanted to do like a 'psychobilly surf party' kind of thing #and I'm having a hard time finding enough songs to match the theme #anyone know any goth pool party songs? #oof lol #spf 1000 #Beach Blanket Bingo but everyone's got parasols and no one's going in the water lolol

[handmadehazefromtheheart]

I'm mentioned in this blog post about National Reuse Day! (Which is tomorrow.)

It really is a shame that recycling gets all the attention when reducing and reusing are realistically the much more important parts of "reduce, reuse, recycle."

Reusing materials and old, worn out clothes for art and things with new utilities, stuff like upcycling and visible mending... It all shows a story in the resulting items, and that's really charming to me.

#national reuse day #reuse #recycling #upcycling #visible mending #the artisans cooperative #artisans #I'll be tagging this for Blog sorting in a reblog later #Anyway this isn't a “let's save the world together” thing from me #bc what'll ULTIMATELY stop the waste fucking up our world is #the end of capitalism & stripping power from billionaires #BUTit's good to do and the blog post above is a good read that mentions me. :3 #I hope those tags show up in the right order #rambling hearts

[theinfinitedivides]

*inhales* *exhales* JUNG YUNHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#tvxq #dbsk #tvxq yunho #tvxq changmin #yunho #jung yunho #uknow #changmin #max changmin #shim changmin #2:38 to 2:43 timestamps of prev post. you'll thank me later c*nt was served 100% fresh real ingredients artisan made etc etc

[meteorstricken]

I've read a lot of takes that insist Ultima is not a particularly relatable villain...but lissstennn...

If you're a writer or artist who's ever experienced the sheer fucking vexation of characters seemingly growing a mind of their own and drifting far, far from whatever plot or purpose therein you ever intended...

Well.

"What's mine is mine to destroy" indeed becomes a...thing...of sorts.

#ultima ffxvi #ultima #ffxvi #shitpost #(I guess I could also get into the existential terror of 'god' as an artisan. Buuuut....that's for a more serious post. Eventually. Maybe.)

[yuyuwuu]

🇬🇷 Collection of Greece!

We begin with the god Dionysus.

Dionysus is considered the god of wine, patron of agriculture and inspirer of madness and ecstasy.

These little grape cluster earrings I think are a great representation and are made of surgical steel.

The whole collection is made of this material so people with allergy problems don't have to worry ✨.

I hope you like it, there will be post every day until the release of the collection, stay tuned ❤️

#art #artisan #handmade #small business #greek gods #dionysus #jewelry #jewellery #dionisio #greece #gods #greek mythology #greek posts

[eyeballcommander]

Alright, who wrecked the elite break room, how did they melt a door handle, and most importantly, WHY!?!?!?

#Whoever it is owes me 30 Haterzoids for the door #Fortunately we have plenty of spares because SOMEONE likes to literally barge through #But that was a one-of-a-kind artisan crafted mahogany table! #The ones who made it died CENTURIES ago! #I daresay that's the best loot we've ever gotten from an invasion! #albertbutyoucancallmebert #headchefwatchdogquincy #bishoppercival #[[posted Tuesday after their chaotic dinner]]

[toumin]

Keycaps for @liliuhms

#liliuhms #resin #artisan keycaps #i drew the buns and flowers with gelpens hehe :3c #sorry for the multiple hiatuses btw im just not as active on tumblr but i like the bloggyness about it to post sometimes

[indiesellersguild]

Small business owners, and supporters, facing up to recent events have been wondering: Can't we just build our own Etsy alternative?

Kristi has written us a blog post answering that question and elaborating on why the ISG is going in another direction to satisfy the goal behind the ask.

The answer on our end ultimately lies in our Market Accreditation Program, a project you can find out more about in the above article. Take the accompanying survey to help us create the best possible future for online artisans and small business owners!

As of April 21st, an audio version of the post can be found at the top of the page.

#indie sellers guild #small business #etsy #workers rights #blog post #etsy strike #Artisans cooperative #Banchan art #Make post sell #Go imagine #surveys