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tastesinks · 2 years

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hold tight for this ride... @cultsong

dark eyes take in the image before him. beautiful being beneath his body, unraveling, whimpering, whining. begging. he liked it when they begged. loved to hear how needy the other got. ' i’ve barely touched you, puppy. ' he coos. and it’s true, eren’s hands have been traveling up and down their body. but never in the places they begged for. never in the places that needed attention. eren calculates his moves. everything is precise and everything has a reasoning. rory’s shirtless beneath him, but still clad in their underwear. eren was still fully clothed, a black button up hugging tight to his body with a pair of slacks accenting long limbs. long night at the office. made his baby upset by coming home late. but eren was gonna make it all better. in time. pink lips attach to the skin of their neck, trailing down and leaving love bites along pale skin. mine. everyone would soon know who rory belonged to. lips travel down his stomach, stopping right at the waistband of rory’s underwear. brown hues look up. ' does it hurt? ' asks in a soft honey-soaked tone. he knows it does, the way rory’s strained against the fabric was enough to tell eren. but he asks anyway. wants to make rory feel pathetic. index finger ghosts lightly over the length bulging through his underwear. ' you’re gonna be good for me, right puppy? ' without warning, eren presses an open mouthed kiss to their length, dragging his lower lip along the length in a tantalizing slow matter. crawls back over, hovering over rory. lips ghost over his nose, places a tender kiss. ' what do you want? use your words, princess. '

#ʚїɞ eren culver. / threads.#cultsong #usfw #uh #not gonna bother w gifs at all #ANyway #youre laughing #queen elizabeth is about to be reincarnated #as trisha paytas' baby #and youre laughing

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strawberryqueen00 · 6 months

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Okay I think we are criminally neglecting how a few days ago on November 21st Trisha Paytas officially announced her second baby’s birth Henry Kissinger died. Not entirely the same but similar enough to the Queen Elizabeth situation to be fun/a coincidence.

There is some connection around Trisha Paytas pregnancy and famous deaths of horrible people.

#henry kissinger #crab rave #trisha paytas #also anyone bein weird about her or her baby in this post is getting blocked/deleted #i don’t like trisha but don’t insult the babies plz #/birth and expecting babies can be a stressful time depending on the situation

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djarinvettel · 4 months

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king charles III or king charles ill?

#ciao charlie #congrats trisha paytas on her new baby #king charles iii #british royal family

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barbiebutgayer · 26 days

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Celebrities to Block

#celebrityblockout2024

Doja Cat

Taylor Swift

Kim Kardashian

Baby Ariel

Lady Gaga

Sabrina Carpenter

Jojo Siwa

Hailey Bieber

Zendaya

Nathaniel Buzolic

Drake

Gal Gadot

Haley Kalil

Ariana Grande

James Charles

Trisha Paytas

Tina Fey

Jlo

Leonardo DiCaprio

Nicole Kidman

Kieran Culkin

Alexander Skarsgård

Sarah Jessica Parker

Amanda Seyfried

Barry Keoghan

Ben Platt

Tessa Thompson

Kylie Jenner

Nicki Minaj

Cardi B

Rachel Zegler

Shakira

Kerry Washington

#end celebrity worship #celebrity blockout #free palestine #palestine #defund israel #israel #feminism #lgbtq #anti zionisim #taylor swift #ariana grande #gal gadot #trisha paytas #kendrick vs drake #baby ariel

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was-mcr5-announced-today · 4 months

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No

#it was however announced that the king has cancer #and regardless of whether you believe in the way brothers birthdays or trisha paytas baby royal family curse #he has but months left. cheers #mcr5 #mcr #mcr5 is real #my chemical romance

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emmeriex · 2 years

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since the queen is dead here is a list people to outlive

#shane dawson #trisha paytas #boris johnson #queen elizabeth #queen elizabeth ii #the queen is dead #god save the queen #jk rowling #harry potter #donald trump #andrew tate #jake gyllenhaal #taylor swift #actually praying for trisha’s baby #i’m terrified for that child

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ali-yona · 6 months

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i've been giggling about this for a solid hour now

#henry kissinger #KISSINGER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!#i support trisha paytas babies constantly taking down whatever evil old white genocider was feeling a little too comfortable being alive #and on palestinian solidarity day too no less #this tweet is from a week ago too #i wonder who this baby is going to kill when its born. perhaps continue the british monarchy theme and kill charles

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shadowbrightshine · 4 months

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Sans won another poll and Trisha is pregnant the same day the king gets cancer.

I missed this last time but I didn't think I'd be here for Monarch Death 2 Electric Boogaloo.

#i know hes not dead and it will likely get better but holy crap #its like watching someone fall off a ladder in a time loop just with a different name #shine post #king charles iii #king charles lll #cancer #sans undertale #sans sweep #trisha paytas #second baby #tumblr sexymen poll #again #it is happening again

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hishighnesstheprincess · 5 months

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Guys it's happening again

#what in the god damn fuck #king charles #toby fox #sans #reigen arataka #trisha paytas #maam please keep having babies #down with the monarchy

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marshmallord · 2 years

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AN APO FAN ACCOUNT POSTED A PRANK AND IT DID NOT GO AS PLANNED. THIS TWEET HAS OVER 150K LIKES AND PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY BELIEVING AND SPREADING THIS JDNDKFNFJDKDKSNDNFK

For those who don’t check tags: Queen Elizabeth II’s time of death is unknown (or maybe it is now, but it wasn’t when this was posted), so this is impossible to know. Trisha Paytas’ baby has not been born at the time I’m posting this. The tweet directly under this one (in a thread) is an edit of Apo Nattawin Wattanagitiphat, a Thai actor, in his most recent show, KinnPorsche The Series. The tweet now has over 200k likes. 💀

#for the record no official time of death was announced #and i don’t think trisha paytas’ baby has been born #if someone tries to tell you about this do not believe them #the tweets directly under it in the thread are an apo edit followed by an explanation of who he is and then an edit of juyeon from the boyz #twitter user apophile what have you done #apo nattawin #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche cast #kp cast #prank #queen elizabeth ll #queen elizabeth #trisha paytas

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blueamphibians · 2 years

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They tried to hold a minute of silence for her death today in our school. Our school.

Which is majority Asian and Arab.

Highlights include:

people refusing to stand and stalling the teacher the entire minute by going “MISS YOU’RE INDIAN MISS SIT DOWN” as she went around trying to get individual people to stand (honorable mention to the very few people who stood and went “IN HONOR OF (teachers name)” so that they weren’t actually standing for the queen).

Everyone refusing to call her the queen (Lizzie was a popular one here, along with a very scandalized “NOT FOR ELIZABETH??”)

Our teacher letting people drop every flavor of f bomb, and only telling them to behave AFTER the minute was over.

The girl who tried to get out of standing by going “Miss I hit legs yesterday”

Boys trying to drown out the obituary/announcement by doing the Arab whistle (I don’t know how else to refer to it, but it’s the one where you put your index and thumb in your mouth and go “LELELELLE” at the highest decibel known to man kind. It’s mad impressive)

The minute ending with my teacher instantly whipping out a diagram of a fungus and going “anyways.”

#I talk #Queen Elizabeth #My day started with finding out ab Trisha Paytas’ baby name and I’m not ashamed to say that I screamed in the middle of the corridor

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plantanarchist · 2 years

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