#youre laughing

[tastesinks]

hold  tight  for  this  ride...   @cultsong​

dark  eyes  take  in  the  image  before  him.  beautiful  being  beneath  his  body,  unraveling,  whimpering,  whining.  begging.  he  liked  it  when  they  begged.  loved  to  hear  how  needy  the  other  got.  '  i’ve  barely  touched  you,  puppy.  '  he  coos.  and  it’s  true,  eren’s  hands  have  been  traveling  up  and  down  their  body.  but  never  in  the  places  they  begged  for.  never  in  the  places  that  needed  attention.  eren  calculates  his  moves.  everything  is  precise  and  everything  has  a  reasoning.  rory’s  shirtless  beneath  him,  but  still  clad  in  their  underwear.  eren  was  still  fully  clothed,  a  black  button  up  hugging  tight  to  his  body  with  a  pair  of  slacks  accenting  long  limbs.  long  night  at  the  office.  made  his  baby  upset  by  coming  home  late.  but  eren  was  gonna  make  it  all  better.  in  time.  pink  lips  attach  to  the  skin  of  their  neck,  trailing  down  and  leaving  love  bites  along  pale  skin.  mine.  everyone  would  soon  know  who  rory  belonged  to.  lips  travel  down  his  stomach,  stopping  right  at  the  waistband  of  rory’s  underwear.  brown  hues  look  up.  '  does  it  hurt?  '  asks  in  a  soft  honey-soaked  tone.  he  knows  it  does,  the  way  rory’s  strained  against  the  fabric  was  enough  to  tell  eren.  but  he  asks  anyway.  wants  to  make  rory  feel  pathetic.  index  finger  ghosts  lightly  over  the  length  bulging  through  his  underwear.  '  you’re  gonna  be  good  for  me,  right  puppy?  '  without  warning,  eren  presses  an  open  mouthed  kiss  to  their  length,  dragging  his  lower  lip  along  the  length  in  a  tantalizing  slow  matter.  crawls  back  over,  hovering  over  rory.  lips  ghost  over  his  nose,  places  a  tender  kiss.  '  what  do  you  want?  use  your  words,  princess.  '

#ʚїɞ eren culver. / threads. #cultsong #usfw #uh #not gonna bother w gifs at all #ANyway #youre laughing #queen elizabeth is about to be reincarnated #as trisha paytas' baby #and youre laughing

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[1zashreena1]

some days you're just not fit for human consumption

#zash exists against her will #nobody got my consent for this #this shit is neverending #youre laughing #i have to maintain a corporeal form and youre laughing

[warriorblood1]

im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #me and my bf have been laughing at this all day #i keep saying/thinking ''so youre the most mentally ill officer in the precinct'' #its a shame you cant just say yes #for the record i picked the second option

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Beautiful from Ordinary Days

#EDIT: I added links to the post’s caption go click them. #I did this because people were mistaking the words as a poem. I love poems. it’s not a poem. #it’s a song from a musical that deserves more attention. go listen to the song. if you like it go listen to the musical. it’s fantastic #it’ll make you laugh and it’ll make you cry. could not recommend enough. #okay edit over. back to my og tags #long post #and I'm talking LONG like do you love the color of the sky long #today I am a nuisance to your dash #but it's in the name of art and beauty #ordinary days #musicals #paintings #art museum #post i made #i love lyrics #greatest hits

[deimosatellite]

o yea bird guy

#that made me laugh so much ty luffy #imagine ur law and ur beefing w this guy your whole life and luffy goes ''o yea bird guy" #one piece #almost to dressrosa im on the last few eps of punk hazard now #monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo

[littlecranelady]

Pearl from spongebobs adoptive parent 3 months on HRT like do you feel it now Mrs. Crabs

#my post #im so funnyyyyyy #youre laughing

[excalisi]

it's a fun hc of mine that during dick's robin days, he went through the "omg i wish i had a cool secret language so i can have secret conversations with my friends" phase all kids go through. but one of his closest friends at the time also happened to be the batman, a guy with possibly the most bizarrely diverse arsenal of skills in the world. bruce sees the merit in the entire idea of a coded language to communicate rudimentary information when they can hear but not see each other. so why not make a code built on bird vocalizations? it's pretty much incomprehensible to anyone without a trained ear or comprehensive knowledge of birding and impossible to even passably mimic without proper training, so while the chances of interception are high, the chances of someone understanding it enough to interrupt during the middle of a bird-convo and feed false information are not.

it also, batman and robin come to realize, feeds into the "holy fuck our vigilantes are cryptids" idea. bird sounds that come from seemingly no determinable location (ventriloquism) come to mean batman and robin are nearby. to the goons of gotham, bird song becomes inextricably connected to getting your ass kicked by the dynamic duo. the real reason why criminals don't operate during the day is because they get skittish and jumpy about if the sounds of birds chirping are real birds or some masked vigilantes lying in wait to rock your shit, and it's just easier to commit crimes during the night when all the birds are asleep so you know for sure.

ornithologists have boards on their bedrooms dedicated to the bird-bats of gotham. they've written dissertations.

the bird language becomes a bit of a batfamily bonding connection. teaching each other how to do different clicks and whistles, making up slang so bruce and barbara can't complain of clogging up comms with non-mission relevant talk, searching up birds to associate them with different people, psychologically terrorizing the criminal populace of gotham by chirping at them...

how the bird code works is that there's a bird assigned to each one of gotham's major heavy hitter criminals and vigilantes, and a few assigned to heroes out of the city (by which i mean the ones the bats associate with often enough to have a sign to address by). the only birds i've got so far are the robin (for robin. self-explanatory) and the glistening-green tanager (for the joker). i only have one for the joker bc i wanted to reference this hc in one of my fics and so searched up green birds to find the most eye-searingly annoying-to-look-at green bird i could find, and the glistening-green tanager was the closest one to fit the bill.

#dc #dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #dc robin #robin #batfam #batfamily #you're a goon in gotham wondering in terror where the hell those menaces are so that their chirping echoes from everywhere at once #and red robin is just snidely insulting your haircut while red hood laughs at you

[otaku553]

Luffy week day 4:

Emotion

#luffy week 2024 #luffy week #one piece #monkey d luffy #sabo #they’re brothers your honor #they make me so ill #I saw a lot of ace and luffy stuff today so drawing this was healing :) #wish I’d figured out a way to see sabo’s face as well but oh well #dressrosa luffy is so goofy i teared up while drawing luffy’s crying face and then zoomed out and laughed

[charlietheepicwriter7]

The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.

A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.

Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"

Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.

The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.

There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #c: danny fenton #c: dick grayson #c: jason todd #c: bruce wayne #c: joker #dp x dc prompt #it's ambiguous on purpose but I originally intended for Danny to be deaged? but some people don't like that so it's only implied #Jason hasn't laughed that hard since he died #nightwing is mostly just horrified that he let danny that close to joker to begin with #batman is like “hnn” >:( #why didn't danny escape? its your decision #are his powers not working? #is the joker a ghost he's trying to capture? #is he a hero fanboy who wanted to see the gotham knights in their natural habitat? #whose to say? :)

[biplet]

“Straws give you wrinkles” “sunlight gives you age spots” “smiling with your eyes gives you laugh lines” okay but what if I did that. What if I drank Vanilla Coke from a bendy straw and danced in the sunlight and laughed with reckless abandon. What then. We all age we all get wrinkles we all grow old and dammit I will do it with the sun on my face and the joy of life at my back

#stop fearing gray hairs and laugh lines and sagging skin #you will live your life in fear #feeling extra angry about the plethora of anti-aging tips on social media today #Bip rambles #aging

[pandadrake]

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Post-Credits Scene (Colorized)

Been wanting to draw a thing including that cursed MCU Peter photo for a while.

Tumblr ate the image in my last post so here it is again.

#I can't stop laughing at the cartoon man being pissed off at literal human being Tom Holland #miguel was building meter on that “beefing with teenagers" thing for about a year #my art #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #atsv fanart #atsv miguel #spider man #spider man 2099 #atsv #spider man no way home #no way home #spider woman #jessica drew #atsv jessica #peter b parker #atsv peter b parker #spiderman #marvel cinematic universe #mcu spider man #a spell that affects ‘everyone who knows peter parker is spider man’ is a problem if that description applies to 100% of your members #Miguel really regretting everyone in the society being on a first name basis

[magspeaches]

Jumpscare

#you got games on your phone?? #fuckin cried laughing the first time this scene happened why’s he just standing over you like that #kith'rak voss #Voss #oc: dalia #tav #bg3 #bg3 art #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 tav #painterlypeaches

[raziraphale]

Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me

#I'm wondering if im an outlier in the 25 year old demographic bc i remember bringing my floppy disk home from 2nd grade #and my dad laughing and being like our computer doesn't even have a drive for it anymore #like we didn't HAVE to use them at home bc obviously not everyone had a home computer #but it was a kind of 'if you have a computer bring this to your parents and they can demonstrate how it works!' #'look how you can take your files home isn't tech amazing!' #but i just learned that the school had old computers lol #polls #reilly.txt

[jonnywaistcoat]

Jonny, I stumbled apon your blog on complete accident and it may have been the best accident of my life. I have but one burning question I must know-

What is your favourite animal?

Oof, what a question - there are some real bangers out there in the ol' animal kingdom.

As a kid I was very into tigers. Loved those big stripy fellas - my grandmother used to cut out pictures of tigers from magazines and present them to me in a manila folder when I visited. I never asked her to do this and didn't have any use for the pictures, but she gave me a lot of them.

Penguins are also up there - waddling around having a good time. Feeding time at the penguin habitat is always a highlight of any zoo visit. Sure, maybe they make houses out of their own shit, but who are you to judge?

Seals as well, especially when they're fully in orb mode. Just wobbly ocean friends!

Plus, if I'm down the aquarium anyway, I always make a beeline for the pacu fish. Big, dumb motherfuckers just swimming about like idiots - they bring me a lot of joy. Plus I recently discovered they have human-like teeth, so that's a win for team Your Nightmares.

Also sharks. Every week is Shark Week if you're not a coward.

In the end, though, if I had to pick a current favourite, the one that brings a smile to my face even in its crudest doodle rendition, why, 'tis none other than the humble crab. They come in a plethora of shapes, sizes, colours and flavours, and every one of them is just a silly little guy.

#Putting this all down I realise #With the exception of tigers #I'm really into your classic comedy animals #I like to laugh at a goofy fella #And clearly nature does too

[writernotwaiting]

Fearing such hits as “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “National Brotherhood Week,” “The Masochism Tango,” “The Element Song,” “Be Prepared,” and “Lobachevsky”

#tom lehrer #public domain music #satire #smart and funny #you will laugh your ass off