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#asides from the fact its annoying they dont seem to treat the victims with much respect
valdrift · 3 years
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i dont trust women who make one of their personality traits liking true crime like “ohh ppl think i look so chill and cute on the outside but im actually listening to graphic depictions of murder no big deal haha” like ok is that supposed to be a flex
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visndcaitswhore · 3 years
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Ephemeral|| FRED WEASLEY
Summary: Starting his first year at Hogwarts Hades Lestrange thought it was going to be peaceful and he would keep a low profile. But peaceful and low profile isn't in the twins' vocabulary, apparently.
                                                           TWO
The Slytherin dorms where quiet, which made sense since it was the middle of the night and every student after eating to their hearts content had quickly retired for the night. Yet, in the dark and suprisingly warm room- of course, there is no way the wealthy parents would allow their kids to freeze under the lake- a sigh sounded through the quiet of the room.
Hades shifted for the hundreth time that night, sleep wasn't his friend that night. Laying on his side he pushed the dark green curtains of the bed aside slightly to peek at the clock that was resting on the bed side table. He squinted at the clock which told him that it was almost 4 in the morning.
He closed the curtains with a groan.
Whatever, he thought, time is relevant.
Fuck, he needed sleep.
He closed his eyes trying to fool himself into thinking that he is asleep but that did not seem to work because of the unexplained uneasiness he felt. Well, not exactly unexplainable, he knew it was because of the red headed twin storms and their friendship that lasted for almost three hours or so.
It was stupid to think about them so much, of course it wouldn't last. He knew that. But he lost himself, he was happy and he laughed so much he forgot to take in account their worn out shirts, their baggy clothes that obviously weren't originally bought for them but for someone taller, propably a sibling. No signs of wealth anywhere, he couldn't associate himself with them even if they were sorted in slytherin.
Which they would not want, who would seat in a table full of back stabbing snakes?
Assholes, mother fucking, horses ars-
There was a loud snore from one of the boys that broke the silence out of nowhere, causing Hades to fall off his bed with a loud thud, becoming a tangled mess with his covers. Struggling, he managed to push his upper body glaring at the boy,
"Sorry, Lestrange" he mumbled sleepisly before turning to his side and falling asleep.
The dark haired boy just growled at him as he considered attacking his fellow slytherin but he decided to let it go as something dawned to him.
He was a Lestrange- rich, spoiled and entitled. He didn't know what that meant in its entirety but what he did know was the fact that he absolutely should not be bothered by irrelevant Gryffindors who were quite clearly prejudiced against him for his house while ironically calling Slytherins prejudiced.
He scoffed, shaking his head with a smile.
"What a joke..."
And everything went quite again, and stillness conquered.
Then a very loud snore shook the bedroom, again.
"For fucks" Hades grabbed the pillow from underneath the snoring boy, before attacking,
Hades walked the halls of Hogwarts like a zombie on his first day. His dark curls were all over the place, his tie was made up the wrong way and he would glare at anyone that dared talk to him this early.
Any activities before 12 should be forbidden by human rights, he scowled.
But does that mean that he would have a quite day?
No, because the universe had another obstacle for him that morning. And it had purple hair.
"Hey, Hadie, wait up!"
Hades did not respond to the name Hadie so he chose to ignore the female voice but the girl just moved to walk beside him.
"You are Hades Lestrange, right?" Asked the purple ball of energy and loudness.
"No. I'm Miguel"
The purple haired girl threw her head back with an obnoxious laugh, almost falling causing her to grab onto the dark haired boy.
As she laughed Hades kept glaring at her hand located on his arm, then at her face. Glare at her hand, then glare at her face. He continued to do that as she came down from her high, wiping away the tears that had gathered at the corners of her eyes
"You are funny, mini Lestrange "
Salazar, give me strength to not slap this bitch.
"I'm not that small" he sounded pretty offended. Which he was. He knew he was pretty small for his age but he still had room to grow, or that's what his uncle told him one day when he was giving him the cold shoulder for calling him short.
"Aww, of course you are. You are cute and small, with really cute cheeks. Perfect for squeeezing" she 'complimented' while squeezing his cheek really hard giving him a mischievous smile.
Hades slapped her hand away, suddenly thankful that there were only a few students at the hall.
"Rude" she gasped "Is this how you treat your cousin?"
"No cousin of mine has purple hair, I can assure you" Of that he was pretty sure, purple hair just didn't fit with the dark and brooding death eaters of  his family.  It wasn't angsty enough.
"Well, now you do. I'm Tonks" she extended her hand for a handshake with a huge smile.
"Your first name is Tonks? Your parents dont really like you" he furrowed his eyebrows
Another obnoxious laugh.
He didn't know, or even like this girl, but she sure knew how to laugh.
"You are good, mini Lestrange"
"Meh"
"Dora!" a male voice cut their conversation off giving Hades the opportunity to try and bold as Tonks was looking at the by that called her. Only for her to grab his cloak without even looking.
The red headed boy walked closer to the two with a smile ignoring the pouting and glaring Hades, held captive by Tonks.
"Dora, you need to stop skipping classes. Sprout is looking for you"
"Well, I'm sure that she can excuse me this time. It's a family reunion!" she put a hand around Hades shoulders when he tried to wiggle his cloak out of her hold "Charlie, meet my cousin. Hades, Charlie Weasley"
The dark haired boy stopped struggling, pushing his dark curls back, looking at Charlie in pure shock.
Charlie was a very handsome young man, that much was clear. With red hair reaching past his ears, with shining blue eyes that were slightly screwed as he smiled down at Hades kindly. The boy bit down on his cheek as he could feel the blood rushing through his cheeks, quite a contrast on his pale skin. He wasn't sure if he was blushing because Charlie was handsome or because his last name was Weasley, reminding him of the twins he so wanted to strangle now.
A bit of both.
Charlie moved for a handshake when Hades made a sound of realization. With his mouth agape he pointed at Tonks accusingly "Tonks, Andromeda's new surname after marrying a muggle born." he paused "So, your first name isn't Tonks"
"Nope," she said playfully "but you can just call me Tonks"
Charlie, saw an opportunity and took it "Her name is Nymphadora"
There was a glint in the cousins' eyes.
"Don't call me Nymphadora" said the girl with a dangerous glint in her eyes as her hair turned red.
Meanwhile, Hades and Charlie smirked at each other. The glint in Hades' eyes screamed mischief. And here he thought he would get bored without annoying Draco for a whole year, little did he know the next victim would offer herself over to him. Cousins are a blessing.
"Anyways!" Hades interrupted their bickering "I have to go to my potions class. See you later," he pinched Dora's cheek affectionately with a shit eatting grin "Nymphadora"
Hades turned on his heels, suddenly very jolly as he skipped away with an evil laugh.
So, Hades was set on one thing. His potions teacher is an insecure asshole who likes to bully kids, propably because he finds no real joy in his life. And to top it all off, he was the head of his house.
And to add to that, the asshole kept calling on Hades even when his hand wasn't raised. Obviously because his last name, Lestrange, meant that he knew every single answer. Which he did, but thats besides the point. The point was that Hades' anxiety had reached its peak, and he thought he would propably have a cardiac arrest,
Not to mention he was obviously biased towards his house and he didn't even hide it as he took points from the Gryffindor's mercilessly for every stupid reason he could find, usually undeservingly. The only instance that was excused was when the twins made tampered with another students potion making it explode in his face as they died of laughter. Hades almost smiled.
If the potion had exploded in Snapes face he would have laughed not caring about the consequences.
But that small prank costed 20 points from Gryffindor and Snape seperating the twins, so thats how Hades ended up trying to scoot as far away from Fred as possible. Thankfully, Fred respected his boundaries as they both worked on their seperate assignments while stealing glances at each other from time to time.
As they stole glances at eah other their eyes met, and they held eye contact for a few seconds before the redness spread from their neck to their whole face and they looked away, wide eyed.
Hades cleared his throat, continuing with the potion but not before slapping Fred's hand away as he tried to sneak something into his cauldron.
"Touche" whined Fred rubbing his hand
"I thought we were the snakes that went behind people's backs?" Hades asked not even bothering to look up from his cauldron as he threw in the last incredients.
"I never-" tried Fred, touching Hades' wrist but he was quick to raise his hand
"Professor, I'm done"
The head of his house made his way towards him to check his work. As he examined his cauldron, Hades and Fred examined his face wondering what he felt since his expression continued to be sour and his eyes basically dead. The two first years ex changed looks, then looked back at their teacher in curiosity.
"Very well done, Mr. Lestrange. 10 points to Slytherin." Then his eyes fell on Fred's unfinished project "Mr. Weasley, why don't you follow Mr. Lestrange's," he trailed off as he saw that Fred still had his hand on Hades wrist, the slytherin not bothered in the slightest. Honestly, they had forgotten about it but now they noticed and quickly pulled their hands away ", example" Snape then walked away with a confused expression, not really wanting to know the details.
"Yeah, follow my example, Weasley" Hades smirked.
Fred puffed his chest , clasping his hands behind his back, sticking his nose high in the air "It's Mr. Weasley to you, young man" he shook his head disapprovingly "Kids these days"
Hades just smiled "Well, you should propably get used to following my example."
Fred's smile fell as he instead narrowed his eyes at the shorter boy whose smile widened. Snape dismissed
"Finally," Hades sighed "Now you can go back to your non- backstabbing Gryffindors, and I can finally be rid of your horrible excuse to a humor, yeah?" and with that he grabbed his books and walked out of the classroom.
Fred watched his back before George snapped him out of his daze and they walked out of the classroom with Lee as Fred explained to them their next plan.
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askmyboys · 3 years
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Amos Gardner
Trigger Warning:
Cannibalism Mentions
| Names: Amos Gardner
| Nicknames: Amz but most people address him with Mr/Ms/Mx. Gardner
| Gender: He/Him, They/Them, and She/Her (it isn’t like an oh im feeling more [this pronoun] on this certain day, she doesn’t care- just use em all, one, or two, whatever)
| Age: 35
| Height: He’s 6’3” but with his heels he’s raised up to 6’5” at the very l e a s t
| Species/Race: He IS technically human BUT he just has, well special features i’ll talk about in appearance n such
| Hair Color: Bubblegum Pink (he mixes it up so sometimes their hair will be in a ponytail, a man bun or even braided)
| Eye Color: Orchid Purple
| Occupation: He’s a fucking Capitalist smh fjkdlsjgdfks he’s just an EXTREMELY wealthy man who could buy and then sell you to satan for 62 cents fjdkslfjds, what he owns or does is a mystery but given his outfit which I’ll get to in a moment and where he usually resides, it’s clear he’s a VERY wealthy person
| Skin Color/Body Type: He’s pretty pale tbh and also on the average side of things, not too fat not too skinny but just,, the mixture-
| Appearance: His main outfit is light pastel purple fur coat (the puffy bits around the neck are a light pastel pink color) he wears a combination of a light pastel pink and purple in the form of a long skirt (just enough to cover down to their knees) she also wears pink stiletto heels (got them SHARP heels oofy) they wear many bracelets both pink and purple as well and have same colored themed rings. She does have a circle beard, let's get that out of the way, and for more intricate details I usually don’t describe- she’s got a hair chest, legs, and arms- and slightly bushy eyebrows. But ahem- Anyway, he has piercings in the top of his ears and he wears magenta tassel earrings (they dangly and s om f t) he also has claws he painted to fit the theme of his outfit of course. Another thing they usually wear is a purple colored cartwheel hat with a pink veil hanging down in front of their face.
She’s also almost ALWAYS seen with one of those long cigarette holders in her hand, gotta have a little smoke here and there, it helps take the edge off but alrighty here’s the goods- His teeth are normal except for cat-like fangs but the BEST part… On his stomach, he’s got a mouth stomach thingy- It’s got RAZOR sharp teeth and multiple forked tongues, they seem to have a bit of scarring here and there but it doesn’t seem too serious.
| Personality: Like all my rich bastards, he’s egotistical as ALL hell- doesn’t think she KNOWS she’s the greatest thing this city could have ever laid eyes on~! Full of snark, sass, and sarcasm as well- They can be downright cruel and mean with some of the things they say, he doesn’t care if you think he’s annoying or narcissistic, you’re probably just jealous of him and his wealth~ You WISH you could be them~ …im hating her more and more now- absolute bastard energy here! They do brag a lot about their wealth and how wonderful it is to live this kind of lifestyle but aside from all that egotistical bullshit, you see, that mouth stomach thing I talked about? Their a cannibal btw <3, she’ll eat you alive, literally- And he can be pretty damn cruel and sadistic with the process as well, loves to taunt her victims when she gets them in her pretty little claws.
He does have a particular favorite kind of victim, the kinds that beg or cry, or ya know- b o t h- that’s her m o s t favorite but she DOES love a good struggler and fighter~ They are v e r y strong as well, way stronger than he looks for damn sure- also,, he’s REALLY fucking flirty, sure he might be snarky n all that but he does love to fluster people, even IF they are gonna be her victims or something, she does love to play with her food sometimes, in more ways than just taunting lmao, will literally pick you up and lean very close to your face and act like their gonna kiss you before just simply patting your head and dropping you to the floor. Teasing is another fun thing they love to do
| Side Facts: Amos lives in a REALLY tall skyscraper-esque building, its color scheme matches her own and she lives at the VERY top floor (its w a y up there in the sky dude, like holy s h i t) I’m not joking when I say Amos is EXTREMELY wealthy, they bought this skyscraper and had it color coded specifically just for them.
What Amos actually does, they seem to keep a mystery (...aka the creator is a dumbass and never plans things for his OCs beforehand) so how they gained their wealth is also a mystery.
If somehow Amos likes you enough, she’s almost like a fucking yandere but one that treats you like a pet essentially, now- that doesn’t mean she treats you,, badly- in fact- at this point- He treats you like fucking royalty! Would spoil you with so many things and since you’d be theirs… You are under HIS protection, and ain’t nobody going to dare hurt you, they try- just tell Amos where they are darling, she’ll take care in making sure they don’t pester you again- Might get treated like a pet p much but hey at least 1: She doesn’t plan on eating you, 2: He isn’t snarky or mean or anything to you, and 3: Actually loves and spoils you!!!
And finally, Amos seems to really love cats, she has a few that roam around her room on the top floor (it’s REALLY big and she has a cat box built out on the big ass balcony so they good dont worry, only the best for her precious furbabies~) he also has some fish as well, and the final pets they keep are mice ...Kept in a separate room the cats are NOT allowed into, and Amos makes sure to always double even triple check to make sure the cats don’t secretly sneak in, it’s ironic that Amos loves mice, given that’s her mentality of prey essentially, they are like little mice, and he’s like the cat in that situation ...Amos would n e v e r hurt the actual mice though…
They might be a monster by most people’s standards but animal abuse? Absolutely N O T! One thing I forgot, Amos is also the type to take a look at you, grin and then take a puff of his cig and then blow that smoke in your face, stinky bastard!!!
Also,, another thing to note,, Amos is in fact Polyamorous.
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