#bad item idea

[azzydoesstuff]

video game / dnd item idea: a magical top hat that when you stick your hand in it, you'll pull out a completely random item to "aid you" in battle. and when i say "completely random item", i don't mean a random item form the game, i mean a COMPLETELY random item. for all you know, when you stick your hand in there, you could pull out:

a stick

a massive katana

a nokia phone

a stick, with a lawnmower on it

a comically large spoon

an MP5 rifle

a nuclear bomb

a staff that launches anyone it hits 5 kilometers into the air

a stick, with a nuclear bomb on it

a frog on a leash

a comically large fork

a cat

a sniper rifle so absolutely massive it wouldn't even be worth it to try and use it

a grenade

a granola bar

an apple

a gravity-defying pineapple

a large battle hammer

a comically large knife

a tiny little bouncy ball

a taser

a shotgun that shoots airpods

a mace made out of rotting flesh with a gaping hungry maw on the front which can devour the corpses of your enemies, adding to the mass of the weapon and enhancing its power

a small white dove

a lamp

an anvil and a propane tank

a water bottle

a biscuit that's really really dry

an energy drink

a suitcase

literally fucking spy from tf2

ANOTHER FUCKING MAGICAL TOP HAT THAT PULLS OUT RANDOM ITEMS

#shitpost #shitposting #bad rpg ideas #bad rpg idea #bad item ideas #bad item idea #item asylum #hahaha... you foole!!! this post was about item asylum all along!!! get item asylummed idiot #the top hat itself isn't in item asylum though #BUT STILL MUAHAHAHAHA

[which-item-poll]

#i literally googled 'fashion styles' because i had no idea what options to put #im so bad with this stuff wjfjwjfw #not an item poll

[chibishortdeath]

Started playing Fear and Hunger recently and this guy is pretty silly. I like that he likes bugs, that’s a green flag in my book, bugs are great.

Nothing in this post in particular is mature, but the game itself is, it’s a pretty dark horror game, so I’ll be putting some content warnings in the tags so any talk about the game on my account can be filtered out easier!

Some thoughts about the game under a cut :3

I haven’t played as Enki tho, I picked Cahara because he’s easier and it’s my first playthrough, and he’s pretty cool too. I really love the character and monster designs in this game. The art is super cool :3. I’ve had the worst luck this run tho oh my god; I started the game took like two steps and immediately got blindsighted by three dogs. All the enemies in the first left entrance area spawned in the first room. Two elite guards spawned in the room past the prisons instead of the usual one. Moonless would not spawn for like a solid few reloads and then ended up on the bottom of the map instead of the top where they usually are. I talked to Nosramus (love them, they’re great, they were off screen the whole conversation tho whoops) and immediately afterwards got the crow mauler text and had to leave the room. Got D’arce and promptly ran into a yellow mage and lost my arm! It’s been wild and I’m even just playing on easy mode 💀💀💀!!! My computer also kinda sucks and lags sometimes, but yeah! The game is fun!!!!! I have no idea how far I am in it, but I’m almost to where Le’garde is captured. My whole strategy has been fuck around and find out and it’s working XD!!! I kinda expected it to be scarier, but that might be because I’m a little used to horror as a genre in general, but it’s a nice balance of spooky atmosphere and usual RPG action stuff in a way that comes off sincere and not like edgy for the sake of being edgy if that makes sense. It’s cool :3

Anyway there’s a lot of games I’ve started recently and haven’t finished so I guess I’ll be playing those for a while. I still need to beat CV64, I’m just currently stuck on the uh gear platforming section with the bomb. If you know, you know 💀💀💀. It’s hard. I also have to beat Curse of Darkness, but I’m really close to the end in that one I’m just getting all the random side rooms and stuff. Raising more innocent devils besides my main team just to be able to open a door is a little tedious tbh, but eh it’s an excuse to play the game for longer so I’ll take it. But yeah, hopefully life actually lets me beat all these games so I can talk about them more (TwT ;).

#fear and hunger #funger #fear and hunger 1 #enki ankarian #fear and hunger enki #f&h enki #f&h #f&h fanart #art post #yippie! gaming moment #my laptop SUCKS though ong #sometimes it just makes loud static sounds whenever it needs an update at random times #I have a video of it yelling at me to update it in the middle of when I was playing funger like shut up I am going to update you after this #also the lag makes it really really hard to enter doors help me— #I’ll press the arrow key once and Cahara (whom I’ve named TheRizzler) will take TWO STEPS #I gotta do all the extra bullshit to accommodate my dumbass former highschool laptop’s antics like 💀💀💀 #here’s to hoping it doesn’t suddenly lose sound on me like it used to lmaooooooo #yeah the game is fun tho ong I have no idea what I’m doing 😎 #my guy TheRizzler has died of infection and bleeding a lot cause I couldn’t find the items to cure it lmao #once I do manage to beat the game eventually I’ll probably play Enki next even though he’s like a bad beginner choice cause he’s silly!!! #I found out recently I have enough stuff to closet cosplay him and did that a while back and the fit slays honestly #if I ever get comfortable enough to show my face on here I might post about it but for now ehhhhhh #tw horror #tw horror game #cw horror #cw fear and hunger #incoherent rambling #this game is also making me wanna work on my game too like #I’m stuck in the process of making it cause I can’t decide thematically if I want a battle system and enemies or not #and also map making is hard and tedious aughhh I will do it for the silly ocs tho rahhhhhh funger bestow upon me inspiration pls

[longelk]

#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic #p03 #pike mage #rebecha #inscryption #my art #fanart #i think pike has a very tacky fashion sense & is enamored by the beauty of the world when they are not being tortured #rebecha just loves women #a while ago i humored the idea of rebecha and p03 being an item cause mechanic and robot dynamic is interesting #after giving it thought i dont think it would work out at all #but i can still see p03 being gay and neurotic about having to have her perform maintenance on him #she either doesnt care or doesnt notice #she definitely doesnt care #also i drew the lesbo picture before evey other piece here and my rebecha design did change halfway through cause #i started listening to nin and it made me want to turn her into a chainsmoker

[itsbrucey]

If I got a DnDads tattoo would that be peak cringe or-

#listen. alright. hey listen listen listen #I have like. 3/4 tattoo ideas currently. #I want a bear skull with flowers for my shoulder. a garfield on my shoulderblade. #and then a bigtop burger tatto and now recently. a dndads tattoo. havent sketched out ideas for either but im thinking!!!! #i was like “ oh maybe i can like. commission?????? handwriting??? from the cast??” bc thats normal #but also in the unfortunate circumstance of Public Figure being exposed for Bad Thing i would fucking personally skin myself . #Bigtop Burger one would either be Penny based or something with the J family from Wire...... #OK I DID SKETCH OUT A FOREARM TATTOO. OF THE J FAMILY SLIDING DOWN A WIRE TOGETHER but idk if i want something that obvious yknow #Other dndad tatto ideas: Darryl Wilson's fucked up hand. Like a Dndads “crest”. A D20 with different character items as numbers? #Also was thinking a doodler tattoo bc that covers S1 and 2 #And if i got cast handwriting. it would either be just Matt or All of Them. and just having Matt feels wrong?????? #like “ sorry.... only he gets his handwriting on my body” thats just Weird. #dndads #dungeons and daddies #tagging this because fuck it we ball #maybe one of Darryl's brew? like the bottle. i do like bottles #it would be a forearm tattoo ideally

[montammil]

Two Caretakers, a good one and a bad one. The bad Caretaker hides Whumpee’s comfort item because in their words, “they shouldn’t be so dependent on it.”

When the good Caretaker finds out bad Caretaker hid/threw it away, they’re more than a little angry.

#bad caretaker #whump #caretaker x whumpee #whumpee x caretaker #comfort item #comfort item whump #whump prompt #whump idea #whump scenario #multiple caretakers #whumpee #caretaker

[pink-esc]

This might be unpopular but hear me out..

Often we think of our goal surrounding culturally significant items to be preservation (keep them in a museum in the perfect environment for preservation, touch them as little as possible, sometimes going even as far as to not expose them to light..) with the idea that it is for “future generations”. It is well known, however, that the Titanic is slowly disintegrating, its shelf life is limited regardless of if we leave it alone, study it or tour it (I want to put it out there that I don’t support touring the wreck but that's beside the point).

I say this because I’ve seen some people mention how upsetting it is that the wreckage was possibly disturbed/damaged by this Oceangate incident but I don’t think you should be. In many ways, any inflicted damage adds to the story and life of the ship (regardless of the cause or people’s opinions on whether it is justified). I understand the moral arguments about it being a gravesite and I agree that it should be left alone, but seeing as this incident has already happened, I think it brings up an interesting conversation about how we treat cultural items as needing to be preserved indefinitely when any damage (especially with a story that is so sensational) ultimately adds to the history of the thing in question.

#I learned that this was even a topic of discussion from Ayesha Fuentes who is a conservator #She has really great insight about the topics of ethics in museum collections and I thought her ideas about items kinda related #in some ways #Im talking about the Titanic in specific #I can't speak for the items in museums that were stolen from their countries by colonists or any similar history #although that is another interesting conversation that seems to be happening in museums #Idk this is literally just my word vomit on a barely related subject teehee #I feel bad for the people on board the Titan but it brings up really interesting conversations on tourism/income inequality/... #anywayyyyyy #Oceangate #The titanic #text post #current events #:)

[probablybadrpgideas]

Pork pie hat that grants high level abilities with alchemy but also gives you lung cancer

#Tick here to allow us to use in the podcast #Fantasy #Item Idea #submission #breaking bad

[daily-fantasy-ideas]

Many years ago as a kid I heard about how the creation of an artificial sweetener was the result of a scientist licking his finger after experimenting with tar.

Well, I was inexplicably thinking about this recently and like what if there was a weird type of 'sweet tar' that is used in places where access to other forms of sweeteners is limited.

Maybe it could be used like syrup, or mixed with vinegar to make a salad dressing, or maybe even somehow desiccated into a sugar-like substance to be sprinkled into porridges.

I think if nothing else, it'd be an interesting visual distinction for a place to have.

#hey don't actually eat tar it's bad for you #especially coal tar which is what the artificial sweetener was derived from #fantasy ideas #fantasy food #fantasy setting #fantasy items #worldbuilding #cw food

[lokh]

do people usually invoice for adoptables. what do u put down the invoice as being for

#i dont think i used invoices last time i did them lmao potentially bad idea #but is putting down 'adoptable' or whatever in the item line ok or... #do u even Have to put anything down I forget

[mishapen-dear]

Ok Dark 4Halo concept of if it actually got to a wedding. Of course it’s a big deal the President in getting married and of course such a high profile event needs security. Federation guards making sure no guests have any armor or weapons on them to enter, they obviously half to protect the President. Bad is told that after he’ll get his stuff back once everything is official and he agrees (If the “scanner” from Dapper’s book digs into his back no one else has to know). Of course there’s still an attempt on Forever’s life but in the middle of the explosion both members of the “happy” couple are teleported away. Leaving Bad with no armor, no weapons, no totems in Cucurcho’s office with a drugged Forever and that fudging bear while no one else knows where he is

OHHH THATS SO GOOD !!! i'm a sucker for very powerful people being made legitimately helpless and how they respond to that. really interesting character choices can be made when the self-assured become afraid. Bad, i think, would not be afraid. Bad is smart. Bad has been trapped before. He learns from his mistakes. He would be teleported, and he would stall. "What do you want, Cucurucho?" and "Let us go" and, "Give me my children back." it would laugh at him, and he would get mad at it, and mad at forever, and mad at the whole federation because this is a mess and he knows he's going to be okay. because the last time he was trapped and caged with no way out he couldn't teleport- but now, now he has an enderpearl stasis chamber. so he waits for someone to save him. he waits for someone to free him. he made sure the other islanders knew where it was, so its just a matter of time

and he waits.

and he waits.

and it’s taking too long.

cucurucho pulls out an enderpearl and shows it to him. It throws it, and teleports no where. "hahaha," it says. "hahaha."

and that is when bad would start to feel afraid

#mishapen answers #Anonymous #dark 4halo #<- for any blacklists #qsmp #i need everyone who has sent me an ask about this to start writing fics rn yall are full of so many GOOD ideas holy shit #'how do we make this awful situation even worse? lets take away all of bad's items!!' youre literally a genius anon

[ereborne]

What is a Monday? A miserable little pile of obligations.

semester turnover restructure

generate/send out error reporting

figure out how to separate out unique counts

create polite reply to Massive Dick Move email

finish the bad book >:(

bò kho (not an obligation. dinner)

laundry

lizard bath

#yapping tag #I spent my weekend trying to sleep and now all my chores are due today and I wanna complain. grump grump grump whine. #the semester turnover restructure actually is a pet project so that part I like! I wish I could take my time with it though #the error reporting is. well it's easy to generate (it's actually running now) and it's tedious but uncomplicated to send out #but then I'm going to spend the rest of the day getting passive-aggressive responses from everybody #in a just world my coworkers would respond to careful itemized lists of all their fuckups with 'thank you Alexis you're so helpful #we really appreciate you flagging our mistakes two weeks before the system final-saves them forever into stone. have a cookie!' #but alas #if I'd been any less stressed and frantic when I first established the error reporting I'd have set up a separate address to send them from #write up some template emails and let the reporting all come out of the mythical 'automatic system thing' #--every 'automatic system thing' in our college is me or IT on my behalf. even the people who hired me for this don't seem to realize #if only I'd known from the beginning that nobody would ever connect me and my systems! I'd be exploiting the shit out of it-- #the unique counts is going to be a headache. no idea how I'm going to structure the coding for it. might be fun to invent? we'll see #the Massive Dick Move email response also will be an invention. 'hello Mr Massive Dick I am karma here to smite you' but polite #the bad book >:( I don't want to read any more of but the deal I made with my friend is he sends me free books and I report back #we did not discuss a special 'get out of book free' card for when the main character is a godawful shit sibling. (should've done though) #beef stew is good! mostly it's on the list so I don't forget to set the timers #laundry and lizard bath can wait until tomorrow if they must but they shouldn't wait any longer than that. lizard and I will get stinky

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

But which is greater, I wonder; the thrill of an uncharted path... or the joy of who guides them through it?

>>> Next <<< Previous (Destiny Bond; a Pokémon fancomic --- pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6, pt.7, pt.8, pt.9, pt.10, pt.11, ???)

#sacredshipping comic but they both become gayer with every update /lh /pos #Morty smiles a lot more here - because he finally has someone to share his knowledge with that doesn't wish for a simple material gain :} #man's down Bad bad #I wanted to do a pocket sand joke so bad y'all have no ideaSDUIFSHDNFSSDN #BUT SURPRISE lore. #I like the idea that future sight takes a lot more effort than the usual item/person-finding ability hence the extra care in performing it #it's why Morty usually mentions that One vision of Ho-Oh he had before- since he had yet to perform more recent ones #wink. wink wink wink #enjoy silly happi gays (while it lasts /j /unless.) #Destiny Bond comic #sacredshipping #morty/eusine #morty x eusine #morty pokemon #gym leader morty #eusine #eusine pokemon #mystery man eusine #pokemon #pokemon fanart #pokemon fancomic #pokemon comic #pokemon hgss #pokemon gsc #heartgold soulsilver #fluff draws !!!

[bad-cos-ideas]

Remove every creature’s limbs. Worms of Sonaria.

🦐

#sturby only no items final destination #bad cos ideas #bad creatures of sonaria ideas #cos #creatures of sonaria #roblox

[kajoodles]

i think i know how games work

#kajoodles #VIDDY GAME IDEA THATS BEEN BOUNCING AROUND IN MY HEAD FOR EVER... #wrote some more stuff but mspaint makes the text all blurry and bad #i am NOT animating all those walk sprites for every clothing item. would it work better in 3D? #pixel art

[marclef]

I would also like to clarify that the bdsm boss in question is also a play on chess pieces, and is a very fun and unique boss fight. The Fiend Folio mod is very in depth and adds a LOT to the game, so if you want more content, i HIGHLY recommend it. It has at least two pizza tower references and like three homestuck references

i've actually played fiend folio before, pretty fun mod honestly! kicked my ass though. i don't really dislike that boss either, it's a pretty neat concept tbh.

i got the pizza item in question during a playthrough once though but it didn't give me the Peppino outfit 😭

........ related. i do have several Pizza Tower mods installed and it led to me getting this beautiful screenshot once-

#honestly i should play it again. i'm getting too good at completely breaking my runs. managed to Breakfast myself the other day. #which. if you have no idea what i'm talking about. means you've seen/gotten so many items during one run that the game just. gives up. #and gives you the same item over and over because there's nothing left. you've broken it. #the game would lag so fucking bad whenever i attacked. there was. so much on screen. #oh god here i go rambling about my favorite dumb rogue-like again 💧💧