#badly explained

[cavernfullofexistentialdread]

Dead People Musicals™️ explained badly

Hamilton: Pew bang bang write crap oh hell everyone is depressed and Ham is a sleep deprived writer (Cathy) with a list of bad ideas

Ride The Cyclone: Funky choir kids have a fun time talking with a rat, trauma, and realizing they don’t deserve what happened to them all while being the dorks that they are

SIX: Screw men, women hot! Pop band except filled with trauma covered by a chaotic group of friends who just so happen to all desperately need therapy (The LiW are throwing therapy and happiness at them as they screech and hiss like a cat)

#Hamilton #ride the cyclone #six the musical #badly explained #Literally all of them are all filled with trauma in some capacity #Seriously #the queens and the choir really need therapy #3 Cathrines!? #Wait no 2 Cathrines and 1 Kathrine #Ugh who cares #Lmao Cathy and ham #Are sleep deprived writers #Who need a break #*sad Jane noises*

[chipmunkweirdo]

My AU explained….but badly haha.

It’s all accurate but without the context it sounds like these weren’t all just part of character development.

#alvin and the chipmunks #alvin seville #simon seville #jeanette miller #brittany miller #eleanor miller #theodore seville #aatc #alvinnn!!! and the chipmunks #the chipettes #badly explained #alternative universe #spiritual succesor #character growth #Alvin 2.0 messed it up but it’s also good for everyone #they’re branching out #learning new things #getting in touch with the core of themselves #sketches #random art

[drabblesfromthegraniteinn]

Badly summarizing Gunnm in ten words per chapter or less, part 3

Volume 5

Cycle 1: Zapan lost face. Alita sings.

Cycle 2: Obsessive man attacked by his dead waifu’s dad’s dogs.

Cycle 3: Well, that escalated quickly.

Cycle 4: Ido’s dead. Zapan’s back. No time to explain.

Cycle 5: Please, sacrifice yourself for us! Maybe that’ll work!?

Cycle 6: Kaijū tentacle bossfight.

Cycle 7: Body horror fusion that makes readers feel sad for it.

#

Volume 6

Journey 1: Crappy deal, but it’s not like she had a choice?

Journey 2: The pretty psycho I met on the job.

Journey 3: Is violence a love language?

Journey 4: Look! The enemy goons are here!

Journey 5: Sabotaged his team because he wanted to kill Alita himself.

Journey 6: Buff boyfriend to the rescue!

Volumes 1 & 2; Volumes 3 & 4; Volumes 5 & 6

#gunnm #battle angel alita #badly explained #badly summaraized #10 words or less

[littleperilstories]

badly explaining today's chapter of TPOT

Will and Bree have a pointless conversation, lie down on the floor, and go to sleep.

#badly explained #lps the prince of thieves

[funtimefuntheater]

Badly explaining Fazbear Frights stories under 15 words or less Vol. 4

Friendly Face

I alway feel like somebody is watching me…

Sea Bonnies

Tiny aquatic rodents successful of creating their own Trojan horse.

Together Forever

Bullies poor programing skills brought them closer than ever.

Stitchwraith Story 10:

Detective go through a twisted montage while a child takes a nap.

Prankster

Employee is force to play Saw by his coworkers.

Kids at play

Man change for the better to help a kid he hurt.

Find player two

Woman locked herself in a quest for the truth.

Stitchwraith Story 11

Jewelry is not everyone’s best friend.

Felix the Shark

Man learns the hard way that it’s not the best to meet your heros.

The Scoop

Fan girl found missing child after seventeen years of playing hide and seek.

You’re the Band

Child assumes another identity after they cosplay their favorite character.

#fnaf #fazbear frights #badly explained #the stitchwraith #friendly face #sea bonnies #together forever #felix the shark

[connieaaa]

1 Samuel 28- paraphrased by me

Saul: Well, God isn't answering me so can someone find me a Medium?

Lackey: Sir, you had them all killed remember?

Saul: Yes, but now *I* need one, and you must have a cousin or something.

Medium: I am 99% certain this is an assassination attempt, but I can't figure out how.

Saul: I promise I am cool. Can you call Samuel?

Samuel: WtF, why are you bothering me? I already told you "you're doomed". Bye loser.

*Saul crying on the floor*

Medium: *looks around nervously* You look sad. Do you want some tacos? I am going to go make us some tacos

#religious trauma #ex christian #ex fundamentalist #ex evangelical #exchristian #bible stories #paraphrasing #badly explained #prophets #mediums #witches love tacos #witches

[eviebane]

Cannot believe the plot of S2 was:

Aziraphale's old boss shows up completely naked & with amnesia, Aziraphale wants to adopt him and Crowley says No, then shoots fucking lighting and it literally becomes the Locked Door trope for the lesbian neighbours

Crowley's old boss turns up and is like Have you seen my boyfriend the Archangel. btw Heaven has a Death Note. And Crowley goes Ah shit and drives back to his husband's shop, does a little apology dance, then they casually do a miracle with enough power to raise TWENTY FIVE people from the dead in order to turn the Commander of the Heavenly Host into the Bookshop Assistant

Heaven rocks up and goes Um Aziraphale what the fuck was that about? and he panics and says Ah yes, I made the lesbians over the road fall in love because one of them gets my favourite records

Heaven sends an angel to verify his painfully bullshit story, but they have literally never been to Earth before so Aziraphale just makes them tea and Crowley's winds them up by being a little shit as usual. Then Crowley goes Hey husband can we have a lil chat and Aziraphale goes Yes darling let's shut the door in the most suggestive way possible, then joke about how I'm a terrible liar, but also I want to roadtrip darling so can I borrow our car? And Crowley's like Fucking fine I guess I'll try and get the lesbians to hook up & look after our new children

He's a great terrible house-spouse while Aziraphale larps in Scotland for a couple days, then Aziraphale decides to get the whole neighbourhood to role-play Jane Austin while still trying to make the lesbians shag

Then Crowley's replacement throws a brick through the window, yeets the dude who's been crushing on Aziraphale. So Crowley goes Alright husband stay put, I'll take these loser mortals outta here. Then he has a little spy mission in Heaven with one of his new children, while Aziraphale declares war on Hell to avoid ruining the good books via yeeting them at demons

The whole gang arrive, Aziraphale’s ex-boss and Crowley's ex-boss High School Musical their way off the face of the planet, then S2 ends.

That's it. Credits roll right here

#badly explained good omens #good omens #we do not discuss the Final Fifteen #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow

[b4kuch1n]

polymer broadcast signal hijack

#pikmin #captain olimar #ft. louie captain shepherd and collin #as well as #moss (pikmin) #watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really #but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man #also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol #Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more #Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers #I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment #man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals #its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that #would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future #oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days #so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him #and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again #and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc #I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

doctor who but i've never watched it

and so it begins again. the people asked for it. the people got it. i will ensure the people regret it.

i have never watched this show, or seen an edit, but i am a thorough researcher and i feel that i've got the essence of it.

this is what i have gathered. academicians worldwide take note.

Firstly, so I don't anger anyone, I accept and acknowledge that the tardis is blue and not yellow. My misinformation was from a Drarry fanfiction, and I had hitherto regarded Drarry fanfiction as the absolute truth.

There are doctors, and there are at least fifteen of them. At least two of them are David Tennant, which I can respect.

I'm not sure why the doctors are doctors, because I can find no trace of any medical procedure except for one doctor who licks things, which he learned from the previous doctor. If this is sufficient reason, I apologise for doubting their credentials.

On the other hand, if they are doctors thanks to a postdoctoral degree, this is also fine, though I have never seen anyone study anything. There is however a doctor, and there were people upset about her, but the fandom pointed out she set the tardis on fire, which is apparently a very doctor thing to do. Setting things on fire is absolutely something any research scholar would love, so again, apologies for doubting their credentials.

At least one doctor is gay. It is probably one of the David doctors, which checks out. He says someone, I think a dentist, is hot. I envy the maybe-dentist.

A t least one doctor is trans. I was unable to find them. But they exist. Oh yes, the fandom assures me they exist.

David Tennant as well as Ncuti Gatwa were fanboys, first of the show, and second of David Tennant, and thus they got into acting. Just a fun tidbit from me, since I am now the authority on this fandom.

There are time machines with which the doctors have sex by piloting them, which is questionable because the time machines are only partially sentient. I am not sure if the time machines are the tardis. But the tardis is blue, and not yellow, of that I am certain.

There was a stage play. Or maybe that was a metaphor for the production budget of the early seasons. I am not sure, but toddler David Tennant watched it. I assume no one took a 3 year old to a stage play, so through scientific deduction, it must have been a metaphor.

At some point, Death is an agony aunt and they have to spill secrets to it, or drown in a lake of human skulls. Who is this they? It's so obvious that the fandom sees no need to explain it, and neither do I. I do know it though. Of that you may remain certain.

A David doctor has a niece and she likes being his niece.

A David doctor has a best friend named Donna. He kisses her head. She supports his fruitiness. It is wholesome. It killed him when he lost her.

Slight tangent, but younger David doctor looks like Andrew Garfield. Current David in photos does give Ben Barnes energy. Any Wolfstar shippers, I believe you've found the Wolfstar kid. It is David Tennant.

A lot of people are David Tennant. A reliable Pinterest post on Doctor Who, clearly well researched, gave me the statistic that 15% of Doctor Who is David Tennant. From the amount of David Tennant that I ran across in my research, I don't understand it but I don't doubt it, either.

Speaking of Andrew Garfield, he in involved in this somehow. I am not sure how, but you cannot escape Andrew Garfield. He is even a part of fandoms he never acted in.

There is an individual named Catherine, I think she is the actress, but she could be a character. She seems to have much less knowledge about Doctor Who lore than I do. David Tennant finds it funny. Maybe he would find me funny, too.

The doctors installed some things in the tardis, from a wheelchair ramp to a jukebox. I don't know why a jukebox was needed. If I'm honest I don't know what a jukebox is. I don't know what the tardis is. But it is blue, and not yellow.

There is a French catchphrase.

Something happens in Wales. I don't know what it is, but something always seems to be happening in Wales in these fandoms, so I don't doubt it.

There is an old Doctor Who in a wheelchair, and he is happy to see a David doctor.

They go around in space, and do things. Who is this they? You and I both know the answer, so we needn't talk about it.

The show intro is "doo wee doo".

There is an alien who is not a mouse, the alien is The Meep, and uses the definite article as pronouns. David doctor is supportive of this, which is very good.

I found baby Yoda in the show, but apparently they call it a 'goblin' there, and someone doesn't like it.

There is a lot to do with time. There is a time hole, and things happen, and people die and are resurrected. There is danger, but it is fun.

They have CGI, and it is not good, which is the best thing about it. Who is they? Please stop asking me. It is rather obvious and something I definitely know.

Someone's boyfriend dies and the boyfriend is then resurrected but then gets lost with his boyfriend but then is reincarnated as a girl who would still call herself the someone's boyfriend but then she is replaced by the boyfriend but he's different now. I apologise for any errors that have crept it, but the tardis is blue and not yellow.

Someone named Martha is a doctor, and someone is very proud of her for it.

The eleventh and twelfth doctors like bow ties.

David Tennant wants to be ginger. David Tennant always gets what he wants. Who can refuse David Tennant? David Tennant is then ginger.

A David doctor gets a happy ending.

Someone yelled at Neil Gaiman about this. It was a mistake. He said that since it had already been done, he wouldn't want to give David's character a happy ending in S3, that would be a trifle unoriginal.

A lesson to be learned, Good Omens fandom, just a bit of advice from your son, do not yell at Neil Gaiman, it does not go well. Rumour has it he murdered the people who complained about him always wearing black. Of course, there is the fact that he doesn't exist, but that doesn't seem to have stopped him.

The doctors manifest in the previous doctor's clothes, which is apparently so last season. The tardis also manifests. I don't know where, or how. But it is blue, and not yellow.

I know, there was a lot of lore, so many of you thought I wouldn't be able to gather it all. But look how much research I did! I've got it better than maybe-actress-maybe-character Catherine, I'm sure :"]

Anyway, all the major plot points are covered above, so anyone who hasn't watched Doctor Who, feel free to refer to this and impress your Whovian friends with your knowledge! [not to be judgemental, but what a dreadfully Dr Seuss name, I rather like it]

#doctor who #doctor who lore #doctor who lore summary #dw fandom #doctor who explained #i thought it would be badly #but i think not #doctor who accurately explained #i did so much more research for this than for good omens #i even used pinterest! #good omens mascot #now explaining doctor who at your nearby tumblr #hiding behind a dumpster in case the fandom comes for me #good omens fandom #protect me please #wolfstar #david tennant #10th doctor #9th doctor #11th doctor #12th doctor #13th doctor #14th doctor #15th doctor #look internet parents i can count! #ncuti gatwa #whovian #neil gaiman #and his alleged murders #wolfstar child

[lwveless]

fleabag's fourth wall breaks being a metaphor for dissociation, and her doing them every scene EXCEPT when she has sex with the priest where she physically shoves away the camera. it being the first time in the entire show where she's fully present in the moment... poetic cinema.

#this is worded so badly #but i cannot explain what this scene does to me #fleabag #phoebe waller bridge #hot priest #i love you #it'll pass

[starredwrites]

i'm having thoughts about amatonormativity and why it sucks and they're long-winded and hard to properly express bc it's late at night but i wanted to share them so i summarized them with a meme

this realization brought to you by the realization that a lot of people who say acephobic shit without actively denying asexuality exists just mentally swapped "virgin" for "asexual" and carried on with their lives. this best evidenced by people being "accepting" of asexual women but ignoring/erasing asexual men.

#i'm either galaxy braining hard enough to write a grant proposal for this novel #or i'm wrong and i doubt i'm wrong tbh #sometimes being aroace in a traumatized way makes you like. realize things #ace #aro #acephobia #amatonormativity #arophobia #aphobia #there's. there's equally fucked up assumptions about aromantic ppl #but i am too tired to express them coherently i may do it in the morning in a rb #actually 3rd option. i am explaining it Really Badly

[moccimu]

Quick In-N-Out run after a successful night stoppin' crime

#powerpuff girls #ppg #buttercup #bubbles #blossom #i cannot explain how badly my art block has been #ive been sitting on this since July #thank goodness its done #im not sponsored by In N Out #but i could be #cha ching

[casdeans-pie]

I wanted to do something special for my Cas op - since I was imagining this would probably be my only chance to get one - and I really got it

The eye contact alone had me fighting for my life, but I was shaking a whole bunch and he squeezed my hands as I went to walk away ❤️

His eyes are so blue and his expression was so kind. And his hands are so big!!! Mine have completely disappeared lmao. Truly lovely man

#I cant explain how badly I was shaking here lmaooooo poor me. but he was so so sweet #genuinely couldn't be happier with this op I want to cry whenever I look at it. happy tears #castiel #misha collins #crossroads 8 #cr8 #misha photo ops #castiel photo ops #it's pie's face #cr8 adventures

[drabblesfromthegraniteinn]

Badly summarizing Gunnm in ten words per chapter or less, part 2

Volume 3

Race 1: Father searches for runaway daughter. Finds Shumira instead.

Race 2: Questionable stroke treatments on a sports star.

Race 3: Antient martial techniques used in a sports game.

Race 4: Bet too cool for anyone to realize it was stupid.

Race 5: That obligatory segment where we get the team together.

#

Volume 4

Race 1: Wow! This sport is even more violent than I remembered!

Race 2: Turtle man’s time to shine.

Race 3: No better place for heart to hearts then a junkyard.

Race 4: Ready, set… The match’s in the next chapter.

Race 5: If I’m going to die, I am making it epic!

#

Extra stories:

Chapter 0/Hometown: Friendly robot killed by hooded badass.

Sweet Night: What do you mean we don’t need a Christmas special!?

Volumes 1 & 2; Volumes 3 & 4; Volumes 5 & 6

#badly explained #badly summaraized #battle angel alita #gunnm #10 words or less

[littleperilstories]

badly explaining the next chapter of the prince of thieves

bree wakes up, puts on some clothes, and goes to stand in a line. all in preparation for a very upsetting flashback and her also very upsetting present.

#lps the prince of thieves #badly explained #bree cooper just wants to live her life #oc bree cooper #that's it that's the chapter #lps-sillies

[funtimefuntheater]

#fnaf #five nights at freddy #badly explained #my polls #poll