#banana gods PLEASE

[bananasofthorns]

live Scar reaction to the Etho kleenx box mic stand

#goodtimeswithscar #ethoslab #stream liveblogging #banana made a post #cleo and scar are trying so hard to convince etho to fix his damn setup. they're like please god we will BUY YOU a mic stand #and he's like but hear me out--

[sexygaywerewolf]

on break at work I give you my favorite character

#lloyd garmadon #lego ninjago #ninjago #do you wanna know how much i wanna wrap him in a blanket #and then squeeze him like what you sometimes wanna do when you come in contact with a banana #god get him some therapy please #fanart #art #ninjago fanart #ninjago lloyd #digital art #rossartisting

[heartorbit]

girl... kill!!!!

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #revue proseka #please watch revue starlight Please watch revue starlight. look at me. toxic lesbians with swords. theatre kids. god complexes. #a giraffe. the best ost youve ever heard from a bushiroad franchise or anything else ever. a banana. PLEEEASEE. #canon lesbians. Canon divorce between two 17 year old girls who never actually got married. Please watch revue starlight #I love my revstar aus cause its when its at kamiyama its like emu doesnt even go here. and when its at miyajou its like AN doesnt GO HERE #avtuay Actually OKAY You giys see th e . Um. The. L. An #nooo... nooooo...... no... nuh uh.... im going back to bed #original caption was maim bite timeloop bite bite attack blood etc. thought that was too on the nose #leaving the caption empty. this is yuri. dont know what to put there. Who give a fuck #HELP THE LAST LIKE 4 POSTS HAVE BEEN EMUS AT 4AM ALMOST EXACTLY. THEYRE PUTTING ME DOWN NEXT WEEK

[dnalt-d2]

So QSMP Prison, right??

Super exciting, and I super wish I'd been able to find that full subtitled Fuga Impossivel to prepare for it mentally, but oh well, time to start thinking

(And note: I wrote this yesterday and just straight-up forgot to post it, so if anything's changed since then and contradicts what I said, whoopsies)

Now for starters, am I the only one who thinks this is a bit out of nowhere?

The Islanders have been committing crimes for QUITE a while, (Especially Tazercraft lmao) so why only now are they imprisoning all the Islanders?? And why are the Eggs being imprisoned too??

If this is for some crimes they committed, then damn they sure took their sweet time on that, huh??

So what if this is for another reason?

Before, when the Black Concrete was being spread around the Island, the Federation sent the Islanders to Egg Island, thinking it would be safe for them. But it wasn't. It got hijacked by the Watcher, and ended up causing way more problems than it solved

Idk if the Black Concrete is still an issue (Though it seems to have mostly resolved for now) but there is ANOTHER issue of the Eye Workers and Purgatory attacking

And the Eggs are in danger, with Empanada even losing a life

What if this isn't necessarily meant as a punishment, but a way to protect the Islanders and Eggs while the Federation tries to figure out a way to defend them from the Eye Workers?

What if this IS how they defend them from the Eye Workers??

They tried sending them off to a nice place, but that wasn't controlled enough, and it ended up becoming the horror show that was Purgatory. So now, time to course-correct in the opposite direction, as hard as possible

Instead of an Island where they can have some semblance of freedom, thus causing them to be vulnerable, they get the incredibly strict environment of a Prison, where they can control everything they do, and everyone that comes in and leaves. They control every threat, thus ensuring that no matter what, the people inside are as safe as possible, to prevent anymore disasters from striking again

And if there's some other psychological effects, making them easier to control afterwards, then so be it. Anything for their Perfect Island, right?

(And just to add, we saw the images of the Eye Workers looking for someone, right?? It's easy to assume that they're looking for Luffy, but I think that maybe they've lost sight of where the Islanders are, specifically because the Federation hid them. I'm not sure on that entirely, since they looked like they were trying to find something yesterday specifically, and the Islanders were obviously still on the Island. For all we know, they're trying to find someone else entirely, and we just don't know who at the moment)

#Also as a Philza main #Who else is anticipating some birdhouse trauma?? #He said today he'd chew through those bars with his teeth #And I believe it entirely #And please for the love of god everyone #Stop talking about shoving bananas and burgers in your asses #There's better things you could be doing with them #The food I mean #You gay disasters you #qsmp #qsmp theory #qsmp purgatory #qsmp prison #qsmp event

[onlyzhuyilong]

#Oh Gods there are more photos #what is the meaning of this Long Ge #zhu yilong #朱一龙 #please stand by for the queue #朱一龍 #주일룡 #I’m going bananas #what is this madness

[onlyzizi]

thinking about ash lynx…

#banana fish #ash lynx #he was so close to happiness and peace #after everything he has went through #he deserved happiness more than anybody #god please take all his suffering and give it to gege

[rayray-razorblade]

HELLO THERE SWBG FANDOM I LOVE ALL OF YOU NERDS :3

HERE TAKE MY SWBG OC ‘RAZZ’ AND ALSO MY HUMAN DB DESIGN I MADE >u<

IF ANY OF YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND PLEASE SHOOT ME A DM I LOVE ALL YOU SILLY BILLIES XOXO <33333

#shovelware studios #shovelwares brain game #shovelware’s brain game #dancing banana #swbg banana #swbg #swbg oc #shovelwares brain game oc #the dancing banana #god i literally love the swbg fandom please be my friend AUGHH #i love dancing banana >_<

[collapsing-galaxy]

BLESSED 🙏

Literally the only reason I tuned in.

#my boy #my blessed baby boy #he kinda looks silly with his bright yellow banana hair but I love him #his outfit cool af #god please give me the will power to draw it #his hair is long enough for a ponytail ARE YOU KIDDING ME #(positive) #ugh and the finally gave him an ACTUAL sword #good for him #about damn time #someone needs to send me the description when it comes out PRONTO #he’s so SLAAAAAY #cookie run #knight cookie

[paradoxicalphilodox]

So many good fanfics ruined by needlessly referring to characters by their hair color.

#especially if it’s some bullshit like ‘the greenette’ or ‘bluette’ or ‘ravenette’ like dear god please just use their names #my hero academia #mha #bnha #bungou stray dogs #hunter x hunter #toilet bound hanako kun #attack on titan #assassination classroom #banana fish #every fandom is guilty of this tbh #fanfiction #writing

[iheartmoons]

tumblr please appreciate mitski please appreciate mitski please appreicate mistki plasjd appreciate mitsgk

#remember how coo coo bananas we went for unreal unearth #i need that same energy #please let an asian woman win for once #PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[wat-dha-fak]

in an army where everyone can wear just a ring, be it emblem or bond, the one who gets to wear two because of the pact one sure is powerful

anyways c💍ngrats to my avatar

#my art #fire emblem #fire emblem: engage #alfred fire emblem #(please avoid the next tags since it's just me going bananas over the convo if you plan to s-rank him) #i had this idea times ago while my brain was under the magical effects of still being awake at 2am and theine #and i actually finished it yesterday night! #the reason i am posting it today is because yesterday night i also unlocked his pact ring convo and... . i. #i did hear it was adorable but OH MY GOD I DIDNT EXPECT IT THIS MUCH?? #the firenese tradition of embroided clothes... alear probably putting the ring on him after asking to see his hand... #the one-sided formality finally dropping at the very end of it when alfred says the actual name instead of 'divine one/divine dragon'.... #(well. at least in the written line he says that.) #i cannot stop thimnking about it it was so so good oougghughghghh.... #(and the music!! god the pact ring theme is so good i wish i could i listen it from the music reminisce menu 😭) #(the only alternative would be replaying alfred's pact ring convo but I Aint Doin That my heart cannot take it)

[bananasofthorns]

hi hello! hope you're having a swell day

I recently read your mcyt god au, and got extremely fascinated, it's quite well thought out! I sketched out a couple designs (Joel and cleo) , but I added bit of my own touch to it. If you don't mind, I would wanna know more about Joel and cleo as gods like idk just them, and possibly the double life relations to the au? thank you~

:000 THATS SO COOL thank you so much omg this made my day. I love your little interpretations, especially Joel’s hands and Cleo’s extra arms.

I’ve talked about Joel a lot (here’s a post on it, if you haven’t seen already) so I’m not sure I have a lot more for him right now. All I can think of is that he’s soulmates with both Lizzie and Etho; the latter is a relatively new thing that happened during/after Double Life, which I’ll get to in a moment.

As for Cleo...unfortunately, I don’t have a lot of stuff planned out for her yet (and I can’t remember what I’ve already said, lol). Since she’s a zombie, a fraction of her power is constantly going towards keeping her animated, so her aura - eyes and stitches glowing green - is always faintly there. I think that in this AU, her skill with the armor stands plugin is like...she is a sculptor. She is a very good sculptor. She can make her sculptures come alive (kind of like automatons). Also, her and Joe are soulmates.

Now. Back to Double Life. 

It’s the third run of their death game (they’re gods/immortals; of course they’re gonna sometimes kill each other for fun. enrichment, yknow?) and this time Grian goes “Hey. What if I took inspiration from how soulmates are a thing and just made that really fucked up?” and then he did. Godly powers are still locked behind wards for fairness, but soulmates take on attributes of each other the longer the game goes on and the closer they get to red.

Somehow someway, Joel and Etho become actual soulmates during Double Life. They assume that any actual-soulmate side effects during the game are because of, well, the game’s mechanics, and then they don’t think about it too hard after and so don’t realize until later. Grian is the first one that realizes, since he’s in charge of Double Life and its wards, so he realizes when the soulbond becomes more solid than what he’d made for the game

Another thing about Double Life. is that, like the previous games, everyone has titles that they are referred to in stories/myths told about said games. This time around, each duo has a name that they as a collective are referred to as. Each person in a duo has a primary title that (generally) matches with their soulmate’s; after that, it’s whatever other titles they have.

You asked about Joel and Cleo, so! Joel’s title is “the Wild One” (together, him and Etho are “the Wildfire”). Cleo’s titles are “the Defiant” (matching with Scott) and “the Bitter One.” Her and Martyn are collectively referred to as “the Antipathetic”

#smallishbeans #zombiecleo #god au: in the form of stars #banana made a post #banana answers things #might make a separate post later talking about soulmates #bc mostly they're me looking at a pairing or small group and going ''i think they deserve it'' #(also please note that soulmates are not inherently romantic in this au) #will probably also make a separate post talking about double life in more detail

[targkso]

Not to condone Thomas Thorne but I Get it

#this is about. someone i served at work today #like ohhhhh thats why Thomas is Like That #they were very really pretty & i will never see them again. AGONIZED #so sleepy.. may the scheduling gods show mercy on me because i ahve worked too many late nights in. a row #I AM BRUISED AND BATTERED. LIKE A BANANA. #COVERED IN BANDAIDS #SCHEDULING GODS. #MERCY #PLEASE #anyways i love using the tags as a life update section #like a little diary #if youve read this far hello why are you peeking in my diary #nosy nosy

[burymeinblack2022]

The Norway delegation ran out of bananas so naturally the wolves turned to Mika...Can't blame them he has ✨the flavor ✨

#That medley?? GOD... #I was hoping he'd sing lollipop too but I got grace Kelly so I'm v pleased #wow anna said something #Esc #Esc 2022 #Norway #subwoolfer #give that wolf a banana #Eurovision #Eurovision 2022 #Esc2022

[hella1975]

I read a lot of unfinished fics so a lot of times I end up following the author's tumblr to hopefully get updates and more interaction from their work. A chunk of my following now is just because of that and most of them don't talk about their work (which is fine I'll explain in a moment) BUT they're just.... boring.. too? Like their posts and reblogs don't interest me at all but hella I think I'd still follow you even without taob like I don't have a single fucking clue what banana fish is (I don't think I'll try to learn either) or anything else you talk about that isnt atla but you're just so interesting that I'm invested anyways

this is actually so sweet?????? 'hella i think i'd still follow you even without taob' sounds like the kind of deathbed confession you'd get between two queerbaited characters with unresolved romantic tension. are we about to get killed off by the showrunners rn 👀

#ANONSTIE IM IN LOVE WITH YOU THIS MADE MY DAY #IM GLAD YOU FIND ME ENTERTAINING SJHGSJDHG #also please god stay away from banana fish you dont need that in your life #ask #taob asks

[pollen]

i'm feeling so so sick and ill and just disgusting and vile because i've had an incurable migraine all day and it's getting to the point where i'm nauseous and freezing and my arrhythmia is A Lot but thankfully 9pm is creeping closer and i can take my sleep meds and just zonk

#i had a bit of ramen earlier that seemed to help a bit and just had a piece of dry white toast with banana #and you knooooow i'm downing that ginger ale too. sometimes i wish i could just like throw up and get it over with but it's so hard for me #to. it's so difficult omg. being nauseous sucketh. i want some zofran please god i need to talk to my pcp about it i forgot last week #i hope i feel better just to feel better but tomorrow im supposed to make enchiladas verdes and esquites and rice and carrot cake #and i'd love to work out if possible because i just feel icky. but we'll see. i'm so so tired omg