#bc the teacher hates me

[person4924]

guess whose about to give up on school entirely 🥰😘😝

#i’m on my last string #i have an 84 in one class #which isn’t bad but like gifted kid #yk #and it’s killing me #bc the teacher hates me #and i fucked up big time #and forgot to do an assignment #that’s due tmrw #and i can’t do it #but my friend is gonna send me answers (hopefully) #i’m barely cutting it #im gonna fail

[luck-of-the-drawings]

DISTRACTIONS sometimes its the drive to help and save our friends that pushes us to learn and to succeed. unfortunately its normally ''unethical'' to replicate that in a classroom setting. I ONLY JUST FINISHED THE LAST PAGE HERE, THE FIRST TWO WERE LITERALLY FROM LAST YEAR, N A FEW MONTHS APART. LOOOOK AT MY EVOLUTION. im very proud of this and bled REALLY HARD FOR THE LAST PAGE. PLEASE ABSORB THIS.

#gillion tidestrider #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi riptide #the last page honestly just took super long bc i dropped it for a long while. only recently wiped the dust off o it. #IM RLY PROUD OF ALOT O THINGS ABT THAT LAST PAGE #LIKE THE PERSPECTIVE N THE WIDE SHOTS OR WHATEVER #IT WASNT EASY BUT I MADE IT LOOK GOOD!! IM SO HAPPY WITH IT #I ALSO just really love drawing gillion as soooo small #just a little guy with the weight of the world bolted to his tiny tiny shoulders #n yknow what while im here ill talk abt the first two comics aswell. i like taking inspo from JTHM for this kinda stuff #more specifically SQUEE n the way his dad was just sooo honest and cruel to him. 'yeah its your fault my life sucks' n all that. i imagine #that gillion prolly dealt with alot o that too. i know weve already seen the elders #but i did initially imagine them to be very much like the Tallests from invader zim. they just hate this little guy. hes so small n lame #hes prolly had teachers like that im sure. i like thinkin about gills experience in school!! #i fell in love with him the moment he said that he wasnt good at being a student like girl ME TOOOO WAAAAAA #HE SUCKS In school and everyone is just sooo tired of him but they gotta put up with him bc hes the Chosen One #but GOD they wish they had someone more competent i bet. it was prolly a relief when they banished him #could u imagine being that? someone so insufferable that people sigh in relief when youre gone. poor poor gillion #ANYWAY THATS ALL MY THOUGHTS #TALK ABT UR THOUGHTS IN THE TAGS TOO DIPSHIIITT CMAAAHHNN

[theghostofashton]

thinking about how tk reacts to being called the coach's son, how upset he is, how he turns to recounting his accomplishments, trying to create that distance between them, and thinking about how many times he's done this before. what it must've been like to grow up as owen strand's son in the aftermath of 9/11. the boy whose dad saved so many people and lost his entire crew, then rebuilt his entire firehouse. thinking about how many times tk's been called the coach's son, accused of being favored because of who his dad is, unable to exist outside of owen's shadow for all incredible, wonderful, heroic reasons that somehow don't feel that way. the tension between loving his dad and being so proud of him and resenting him a little for all of it.

#imagining even like. him acing a test and some bitter kid muttering something about how the teacher gave it to him bc of his dad #bc everyone in their area knows owen knows the story knows what he did #what it must've been like to grow up like that #tk and owen RUIN me truly #there's so much there it's so complicated #because owen is a hero that has done so many impressive and wonderful things that sometimes took him away from being tk's hero as a kid #that sometimes had him not showing up that sometimes made tk doubt things he hated doubting #the worst thing is it isn't something owen was even doing intentionally and it can be fully understood by his own trauma #he didn't mean to but it still happened #he loves his son so much and he tried but it's still so. #it's just so much and i love it i love them i love how messy this is because it's full of so much love that is the crux of it #911 lone star #911 ls meta

[milogoestogreendale]

the entire conflict between nick and judy in zootopia is just a more poorly done version of the conflict between jeff and annie in intro to political science. yeah, i said it

#fun fact i actually can’t watch zootopia without cringing bc these two remind me of jeff and annie! #and i can’t unsee it!! #and because of the horrible copaganda but that’s a given #fuck disney #my teacher put on this movie in class and i couldn’t stop comparing the two #it grossed me out #NOT A SHIP POST #hate that i can’t post anything about jeff and annie without having to disclaim that #community #community nbc #anti jeffannie #anti j/a #not a fun fact actually kind of a cursed one

[ghost-bard]

Youre kidding me. Porter is a multiclass teacher and he wont let one of his students multiclass your fucking kidding me he called gorgug a c+ student while hes taking freshman-junior artificer classes i hate his guts so much my fucking goodness maybe gorgug wouldnt be a c+ student if he wasnt taking on a 400% workload you bitch i hate himmmmmm

#fantasy high spoilers #d20 spoilers #d20 fantasy high #d20 fhjy #fantasy high junior year #how is it that ppl are hating on the rat grinders for things mostly out of their control and being like. petty highschoolers #and not this grown ass adult that is actively getting in the way of his students academic success #like wow this is a teen girl with unresolved mental issues and in a shitty system #and then a teacher who actively insults his student compares him to his close friend and just makes life worse for him #and yet the teen girl is the issue i see how it is #like yeah im on ep 7 so technically i havent gotten that far yet. but im aware enough #to know the hate surrounding kipperlilly and the rat grinders is fucking stupid and mostly has no nuance #yes im saying this in my tags bc tbh i dont freak weirdos telling me how much they hate kipperlilly #like jeezus LMAO #anyway i dont like porter any more in fact i think my disdain has only grown #fuck that guy fr

[ughgoaway]

Hello I've been sending you a few asks recently so I've decided to be 🎄 anon 🙂

Anyway I was thinking about how Matty would be when teacher is pregnant. Obviously she works full time so he probably can't keep an eye on her as much as he'd like to, and I bet in those early months she comes home from work absolutely exhausted and just wants to lie on the sofa all the time 😴😴

🎄

hi!!! thank you so much for sending asks, 🎄 is yours now!! :))))

as soon as matty finds out you're pregnant, he is treating you like you're made of glass. if you want absolutely anything, he's getting it for you.

"matty. I can get my own cup of tea!! the baby is only the size of a pea right now, I am still allowed to do things, " you say as matty takes the kettle out of your hand and ushers you back to the sofa.

"Ah ah ah. they might be the size of a pea, but they're our pea, and you need to relax and keep them safe. just sit and let me take care of you both sweetheart, it's my job as dad anyway"

I think that you get pretty bad morning sickness the first trimester, and matty fucking hates it. he always sits with you, rubs your back and holds your hair. he makes you herbal tea to try and settle your stomach but nothing works. its just something that happens, but he can't help but feel so awful for you, and kind of guilty it's his baby causing all the sickness.

I imagine he talks to the bump about it after one particularly bad morning, "Hey, little pea, can you please stop making your mum so sick? she's just trying to keep you growing, and it's very difficult when she can't keep anything down. " You laugh at him and stroke his hair.

"matty I don't think they get to choose if I'm sick or not" you giggle as he rests his head next to your bump and continues to try and convince your baby to stop making you sick.

if you have a craving, he's getting it. the first few months all you wanted was crackers, they were all you could stomach so you just ate them endlessly. within a week of you telling matty, he had organised a massive shipment to be delivered to the house, "so you can always have something to eat my love"

you're definitely right with being exhausted in those first few months too, working with kids all day is already tiring - let alone when you're growing a baby at the same time.

I can see you getting home and immediately passing out on the sofa, just fucking knackered 24/7. matty catches on soon enough and starts setting up blankets and pillows for you. basically creating a cocoon for you to rest in.

the fact that he can't follow you around all the time and make sure you're okay is killing him, so he'll do whatever he can.

so if he can't wrap you in cotton wool for 9 months, he'll just wrap you in blankets when you need a nap instead.

he sleeps with you when you ask, spooning you and holding your bump. even when there isn't really a bump yet.

"matty, why are you holding my stomach?" You groggily ask as he lies behind you.

"I wanna hold them!" he defends, rubbing his hands over your non-existent bump.

"There's nothing there yet. They are barely a baby at this point," you say with a smile on your face. his love for this baby was the only thing getting you through these early months, obviously you were over the moon to be pregnant but fucking hell it was hard.

"they're still in there. They've got to get to know their dad early"

Annie also joins you for a nap sometimes. She is normally full of energy after school, but every once in a while, she comes home with heavy eyes and is clearly exhausted.

Annie sees you lie down and comes up to the sofa, gently patting your shoulder to get your attention.

you open your eyes and softly smile at her, "You okay, sweet girl?" You say with a yawn, Annie rubs at her eyes with closed fists and nods slowly.

"Can I cuddle with you y/n? I don't have a baby in my tummy, but I'm really sleepy too, " Annie says shyly, fiddling with the corner of the blanket matty had draped over you.

you pull back the blanket and shuffle back on the sofa, patting the spot in front of you and saying, "Of course angel, jump up and cuddle with me. it would make me feel so much better"

Annie grins and slides into the spot you created for her, and you wrap her up in your arms, tossing the blanket over the two of you.

quickly, you both fall asleep. Soft snores from Annie caught mattys attention as he came in from the kitchen.

walking in and seeing you and annie curled up together, and knowing you were also pregnant was something he would never forget. this was his dream for so many years, and it's finally real and happening. the years of delusions had paid off. his little family was growing, and saying he was giddy was an understatement.

his daughter was always the most important thing in his life, and now he has 3 people that he would die for.

he never thought he'd get a chance at this again. he thought that once he decided to be a dad, that was it for him. no more grand romances, no more falling in love. it was just him and annie, and he was okay with that.

but when he met you, it all changed. he used to dream of you just talking to him, giving him any sort of attention. he could have never imagined that one day you would be dating him, pregnant with his child and be completely in love with his daughter.

he takes a photo of you and sets it as his background, and it stays that way until 9 months later. it finally changed when he snaps the first picture of the 3 of you in the hospital bed, with Annie's new baby brother in her arms and you watching over them with a soft smile on your face.

#omg having emoji anons makes me feel like a real blog... this is crazy #welcome my love!! thank you for sending me all your amazing ideas <3333 #now did i do them justice?? hmm... that is unknown bc i hate my own writing and can never tell <3 #but we move!!! #overprotective matty my beloved <3333 #🎄 anon #anon! #teacher au!

[chrollohearttags]

I know I said no more negativity but I’ve never met a literate, intelligent person on tiktok. All those bitches have cat in the hat reading comprehension and pre-k level of discernment. Stop determining your worth and merit as a writer off of them. Free yourselves.

#they’re literally the laughing stock of the education system #do you know how fucking stupid you have to be for teachers to be quitting by the droves bc y’all can’t read 😭 #y’all give too much of a fuck abt impressing ppl who can’t even write essays without chatgpt #miss me with the respectability politics while also being complicit with racism bc it’s ur fav fandoms #y’all be whole hypocrites on this app I swear #cherry chats 🍒 #I hate that the new girls don’t even feel like they have a safe space in fandom to grow #bc y’all wanna impress the failed result of no child left behind #all them bitches can take a short bus to hell #anyways I love you plug writers #I love you toxic relationship writers #I love you baby mama drug dealer writers

[fiendishartist2]

jon becomes an english teacher in their somewhere else and is completely baffled by how much highschoolers hate english class

transcript:

(left): "mr. sims, can we pls watch you play chess.com?" (macbeth essays submitted: 5/27) [i'm too old for this shit"]

(right): "and they're like obsessed with chess? but only on the computer" "at least they're engaged?"

#theres smth so calming about imagining jon in a classroom reading macbeth #like hes in his natural habitat or smth.... #idk if this is true in other schools but at my highschool kids fucking hated english class. like disproportionately #yeah math sucks and there were some shitty math teachers but across the board ppl could not stand our english classes #its esp funny to me bc of how much i imagine jon would love english classes + reading classic lit #he just cannot wrap his head around the fact that most of his class spends the entire period playing chess.com #my art #doodles #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #the day magnus protocol drops expect me to either never shut up or completely disappear #the hype is all consuming #i still dont have a computer nor do i have a job so all i can offer is these sketches #more to come....

[anaalnathrakhs]

i feel it's so fucking stupid and ungrateful but it still hurts a little when someone gifts me something i just don't like. i don't know. i know it's dumb and inaccurate to astrain that much meaning to a simple gift, but it feels kinda like they don't know me. i guess it feels like people don't see me, like a reminder that the person i reflect and the person i feel like are incredibly different.

#two fairly recent examples jump to mind #last year my class did a secret santa #the guy who got my name barely knew me so instead he asked our litterature teacher for tips #i was doing an effort to participate a lot in her classes and discuss stuff and i felt like she was an adult i could really trust #and adult who Gets It #and she picked just. the wrong gift. a classical philosophy essay. #stuff i hate reading. stuff i hate thinking about. #i said thank you to both of them and tried to read it during christmas break still. but i was right. i hated it. #and this year's christmas #recently i tried patching things up with my parents and we are a lot more communicative now #so they've opened up that my demand not to receive any gifts was painful to them #so we had an agreement: we write open-hearted letters to each other on christmas. #and they can gift me something if they'd like but no pressure if they don't find anything they feel would be a good gift #bc i myself opened up about the whole ''inaccurate gift'' thing being one of the reasons i dislike receiving stuff #and guess what. christmas comes. they got me a printed card from an artist whose work we saw at a local art thing earlier that year. #that artist does mainly either plants or nice architecture. stuff i love. #they picked the ONE work of hers that doesn't look like that. some reinterpretation of the great wave of kanagawa #a piece which i dislike with a passion for aesthetic reasons #i had promised i'd be honest if their gift missed the mark but tbh i couldn't. it's just an aesthetic thing it's completely begnin. #it's not like they spent lots or tried to pick something that was USEFUL #so i smiled and the picture is hanging with other stuff in my room #and i thanked them and i can't express how genuinely glad i am we have a better relationship #but man i felt my heart break a little under the tree in that moment #idk #i know it's silly but it makes me feel weird. and cold. #broadcasting my misery #vent

[puppyeared]

adhd comix

#man i dont even have the energy to be mad. im just tired #like. dont u love it when your parents exhibit symptoms of ADHD and your sibling is diagnosed with a learning disability #and instead of thinking oh shit what if the other one has smth too. they subject you to The Horrors #i cant bring myself to hate my parents. but im tired of feeling obligated to defend them when the thing they think is working #isnt actually working and ive just found other ways to cope to avoid any sort of conflict. like lying and stealing. lol #if someone took me aside and said 'hey so your brain doesnt make as much dopamine as usual and its not a bad thing it just means you #need external stimulation and reward system to function and youre not actually secretly fucked up or lazy' as a kid #im pretty sure i wouldnt be here rn with half the problems i already have. unfortunately getting diagnosed late means u dont have a teacher #to back you up at a parent teacher conference that forces your parents to take this shit seriously instead of ignoring it hoping itll #go away on its own. but hey what do i know i have squirrel ipad baby disease. what do i know about my own symptoms #AND. AND i think im allowd to be mad bc ive been doing my own research on this for years before and after diagnosis #theyve been putting me thru the WORST parenting techniques on earth. which they could have corrected at anytime but they were #comfortable thinking they were doing it right and didnt bother to check if they were or werent fucking up their kid in the long run #and refusing to acknowledge it. i just!! they just decided one day hey lets make babies!! and just looked at books on how to make #a human being survive as long as possible!!! what the fuck!!!! #im sorry for putting this on ppls dashes but i am. so tired. of bottling this up. and im not looking for sympathy or anything i just need #to scream and clench my fists to SOMEONE about it because theyre not gonna take this well up the ass. sigh #yapping #vent

[imperiuswrecked]

I hope people remember.

When Gaza is razed to the ground I hope people remember those who were lost. When the rest of the Palestinians who are being massacred all across Palestine are gone I hope the world remembers them all. I hope those who loved them celebrate their memory.

I hope the people whose hands are coated in the blood of these beautiful, brave people remember. I hope they are haunted by their actions every single moment of their entire lives. I hope they feel the suffering that every single Palestinian felt every second of their lives. I hope it's the last thought in their head when they die.

I will remember. I will never forgive.

#palestine #current events #the entire sky is red in gaza tonight #im trying so hard every day to keep it together but every single day this continues a piece of me is carved out #everytime I think it cannot get worse it does #im so worried that my friend will stop replying to my messages bc shes gone and I wont know it until later #shes a school teacher there #shes the most beautiful soul and im so sickened to think of her being gone #if she is taken from me I'll hate the entire world #and now they've e n tered the west bank and i have family there and I cannot stop thinking every day I'll get the news they are gone too #just like the 50 familes ENTIRE familes that were slaughtered #im so stressed everyday that im physically sick #and like I should be used to this bc this happens every year and im always hearing about someone dying but its never been like this before #never like this #they never saw us as humans and now they are exterminating us #ive looked into those soldiers eyes as a child and I saw no humanity for me there #tw: genocide

[trahoalai]

never gonna experience the "gay kid finds safety and solace in their english class" bc all my teachers have been incredibly racist to me

#:( #ik its like shocker!!!! racism??? at the liberal arts school that preaches diversity but only hires white ppl???? #and most of it has been just harmless but annoying racism #where ppl get too comfy and its like hmmm nope u cant sit with us u cant joke with us <3 #but last year....omg my english teacher was diabolical #constantly making bs excuses to search me and yelling bc I “won't keep my eyes open” during her lectures #obviously didnt keep in touch with her but my friend goes to her classroom for his free period #he says every time he tries to take a nap he gets sleep paralysis and I dont really believe in curses....but shes definitely capable #theres enough hate and misery in her heart to do it #anyways today I found out she published a smut book #two stars on goodreads and a review that was definitely written by a former student #we need to do something about this freaking teacher shortage

[andromaqves]

which fictional character was Emma Mountebank's gay awakening?

I was sitting here looking at this for like ten seconds and then my answer entered stage left at light speed and hit me like a brick to the face: she def didn't REALIZE it at the time but like, in hindsight... Emma's Gay Awakening was Lara Croft circa 2001. The Angelina Jolie!Lara era.

Honorable mention to Evie's sai fight in The Mummy Returns (also 2001)

#I will now die on this hill #Emma watched the 2000s Lara Croft movies with Jacob and pretended to hate it all but she was having a gay crisis internally #(picture Dylan side eyeing her the whole time if this was a counselors activity. like girl I SEE you crisis-ing over there) #NO I'm not projecting at all why do you ask #literally tho I watched the mummy movies at LEAST once a month every month all throughout childhood #my parents didn't raise me those movies raised me I'm so fr rn #the sai fight scene....... that's when everyone Should Have Known bc I was OBSESSED #but like. shoutout to my dad for watching all of Angelina's Lara croft movies regularly bc clueless baby gay me ate that shit up too #see also: transformers except I was 12 and wrote na essay about how awful Michael bay is for how he treated Megan fox #kudos to my English teacher who had to put up with me ahsjkfhjfkhjg #ANYWAY this ask was a gift ty moth!!!! #answered #emma mountebank #headcanons #mine #the quarry

[britneyshakespeare]

if i were a british rockstar dude from the 1960s id be your favorite right

#if i wouldnt then we're not friends #text post #id kick mick jagger's ass. not brian jones' and not dave davies'. maybe ray davies #not lyrically but like physically i would kick his ass #i would get in a scrap or two if i were one of those guys #actually i thought about it a lot a year ago when i was rereading my middle/early high school diaries i was like #if i had been raised a boy i would've been getting into physical fights. i had so many issues #and i hated everyone around me. #young boys see violence as an option more readily than girls do. #if a freckled curly-haired girly thing like me ever decked someone i'd never be accepted by anyone ever again #as a teacher i do see the ways that girls are encouraged to be more socially aggressive versus w boys it's more often physical/overt #but i also wasnt very socially aggressive bc i had too much anxiety to speak to ppl. anyway i say this as a good thing! #good thing i never got into any fights #anyway if i were a british rockstar dude from the 1960s id be your favorite riiiiiight?

[catinasink]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#cat's rambles #cat's schoolposting #stressed about shit im sorry #i gotta figure out the shit about my schedule #BECAUSE IM MISSING A CLASS #and what if i dont get into engineering fuck #i really wanted to it was what i was looking forward to #and im not sure who i have classes with #and what if i have classes without someone i can talk to #because group work and shit #and theres a fuckton of people i hate in my grade #and also i have a fuckton of math hw to finish #and i know i will procrastinate #and also i need help on it so i really fucking hope i can ask my teacher #bc i dont want to ask my dad #and also theres the stupid fucking crush i have #and it keeps distracting me #because i cant stop thinking about them whenever i see them #and also theres those two things that are a constant in my head #and also the worry #and my irls #and im really worried about my classes #and im getting my hair cut soon and im worried about that as well #sorry all of this is very stupid please ignore me

[ssluggishh]

literally just sitting here minding my own business doing a lab over oceanography and hurricanes and sudednly my brain reminds me of the time in fifth grade when i embarrassed myself by answering a question with too much detail and my teacher just stared at me like this

#i was so excited to answer it too bc i had just learned about it in my own time #the question was how are hurricanes formed #i talked about the changes in air pressure and temperature and all this shit that goes into the formation of a hurricane #and my teacher went um. ok #and then called on someone else who gave like a three word answer and she went YES !! good job :] #most embarrassing moments of my life in that class i genuinely think she hated me #slug rambles #anyway back to lab xoxo