#because I think it’d be hilarious

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Yes, yes, we all know Dick would do it, so out of these four…

#as adults mind you #I want to know what each of their versions of a brucie wayne would be #because I think it’d be hilarious #even if I have my doubts that they could pull it off #but that makes them potentially being successful even better #they all could be successful really #I think they would just all make it everyone’s problem #brucie wayne #himbo bruce wayne #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #damian wayne #polls #batkids #batfam

[laniemae]

Why I believe John/Orekoto was lying about his motive in Neoplasm

Ok so double just came out and I have a lot of thoughts. When a new MV comes out I usually wait a while until I can make a proper analysis but this one is mostly going to focus on neoplasm. And in particular one thing me and my friend found particularly suspicious about John’s (Orekoto’s) testimony when it comes to the murder(s).

When Es questioned John about their murder, he responded very clearly with “Yeah it was me, I killed them off”. And after that Es questioned why he did it, only to say that he did it only because they were annoying him and it was whoever was walking by. Es goes quiet at this which might imply to me some sort of suspicion on his testimony. John goes on to say that he can’t remember how many he killed because he was just born back then and his memory is kinda fuzzy.

Instantly this set off a ton of red flags for me, it just doesn’t make any sense when you think about it. Earlier on when John fronted he started acting all violent and threatened to beat up Es, who just calmly laughed it off. Es seemed to be quickly notice something was off, as their calm demeanour enacted an also suspiciously calm demeanour from John. Es then said it was strange because they assumed him to be a monster. After hearing that John instantly went back into that violent persona that they were showing as soon as they fronted.

This scene is very telling to me. John is not violent, or evil, heartless or anything like that. He’s only acting that way to potentially come out less. And be even straight up says “if I had stayed a monster… maybe that would’ve been better.” Then instantly takes back what he said by just going “…what?”

From this it’s very clear, like I said, that John isn’t evil. But then that takes what he said about his murders into question. That he only did it because he just got annoyed and killed random passers. This clearly isn’t true when you take into account the whole interaction with Es, because otherwise he would’ve attempted to kill Es the whole time and not go docile when they weren’t acting scared.

I believe that John is trying to dip back into his monster persona he made for himself here. He probably figured out that acting evil all the time wouldn’t work, and when questioned on such a sensitive topic such as the murder he just went with the option that made him the least sympathetic, and Mikoto more sympathetic in order to lower his stress levels by not telling the full truth. 

As for who committed the murder/s, I’m still pretty unsure. In double it looks like both sides are perpetrators. But this also takes into account, what about those scenes of John killing the mannequins? It seems like it matches up enough to what he said in the voice drama but I don’t think that’s the smiling gun.

Milgram is an extremely complex series, and in no way should the easiest option be assumed as the right one. Unreliable narrators are a big thing in the series, and we should look at a character’s MV with how they view themselves in mind. For example, Kazui thinks himself as a monster and this is especially prevalent in Cat, where if you’d take it at first glance you might assume that he’s evil or whatever, just as he views himself.

The same should apply to John as well. He wants to believe he’s a monster in order to protect Mikoto from more mental stress about his murder, and might end up with him fronting less. This likely subconsciously played itself into double and even MeMe, where John portrays himself as evil as that’s what he wants people to view him as.

I feel like when discussing who’s the murder and if John is evil, we should definitely take this into account otherwise our future opinions will be biased.

Ok so someone just mentioned the fact that he had a baseball bat in the first place means it was likely a premeditated murder. So him killing people just because they annoyed him would be a really weird thing to say because that would’ve been an impulsive murder, and he had a weapon at the time.

#milgram #mikoto kayano #Milgram theory #yes I am calling him john I think it’s hilarious and fitting for a little goober #This was basically a theory me and my friend came up with when we were watching neoplasm together #I could’ve gone into more depth with this but I feel like this summarises what I want to say good enough #From the start I felt like it was very clear he was lying about killing those people because they annoyed him #Im surprised so many people took that at face value #Remember prisoners can lie in their voice dramas and their view of themselves can affect the mvs #People should really take this into account otherwise it’d probably prompt even more “john/orekoto is evil” bs again #And I don’t know how to fit this in but I’m still thinking alot how #In the first trial voice trailer mikoto says “my (boku) life it wasn’t supposed to be this way…” #In the glitched out segment which is heavily implied to be when/around the prisoners committed their murders #LanieMae’s theories

[poisoned-pearls]

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BOTHERING YOU!!! I AM INTERESTED!!!

AUGHH OKAY OKAY SO-

It’s INCREDIBLY similar to canon, that’s like, half of the point. Jamil and Azul have been in the same class for their whole school a career and I firmly believe Azul has HAD a crush on him since their first year even in canon (ex. “I’ve always been curious about you since we were first years.”)

so in this au it happened completely on accident. Since they were only around 3 weeks- a month into school, Jamil didn’t have kalim to worry about yet (who arrived a month later) and azul didn’t have such a large reputation (so Jamil was a little less cautious). Potion project, truth serum. Should be easy right? That was until azul accidentally lost balance and tried to catch himself on the cauldron, sending it all over him and into his mouth.

so when Jamil leans over to ask if he’s okay, because a giant metal thing just tipped over him, the first thing out of his mouth is “great seven you’re gorgeous.”

when Jamil is promptly like “what” Azul literally can not control his tongue and is like “please go on a date with me-“ and Jamil just stares at him for a moment before going “…sure” because, well, hell. He’s free from kalim for the first time in his life, he thinks he’s pretty too, it’s worth a shot and he’s under a truth potion, so at least he knows he finds him attractive. So sure, couldn’t hurt to try.

And it did, in fact, not hurt to try, they snuck their way up the astronomy tower and had a nice dinner that azul made. And they were both, very very happy.

another date later (this time by Jamil, where they played mancala in one of the scarabian common places) and they were official.

And a month later, (a week or so after kalim transferred) Jamil joined basketball and Azul became his number one fan, where a year later Ace learns about his existence from

Azul keeps Jamil from becoming more stressed about kalim, and Jamil uses his study guides to not go insane. Jamil also becomes a third enforcer for the monstro lounge, and knows EXACTLY how everything works, because hell he was there right next to Azul and helping him figure it all out when it was happening. He’ll catch someone trying to run from Azul and his contracts and toss them right back into the shark pit.

theyre also horrible. Like the most couple to ever couple. Jamil waits outside every housewarden meeting to walk with Azul, they always either bring breakfast or coffee for each other (they’ll switch it up on who brings it each day). Hell even Ace originally knew Azul as “Jamil’s boyfriend from octavinelle” during games.

#Also I think that Azul wouldn’t overblot (because Jamil would seriously help with his self esteem and because JAMIL SHOULD PUNCH LEONA-) #Listen I’m not a Leona hater #But I didn’t like him during book 3- #Listen I’m sorry I just can’t sympathize that strongly with a guy who is still rich as hell and royalty #You don’t have to work #I don’t feel that bad for you not being king #Jamil probably would still overblot but I have angst for that #Angst you’d probably like actually #You know when you were thinking about Jamil feeling bad after his overblot?? #Imagine how he’d feel knowing he chucked his boyfriend halfway across the desert #But yeah #the sillies #id also think it’d be FUCKING HILARIOUS for canon Jamil to meet this jamil #“Oh shit the magic is all messed up- give me a second I need to call my bf to make sure he’s okay” #“Your what” #“My… boyfriend? What you don’t have one?” #“NO????” #“Life must suck for you then.” #“What? You think I need someone to be happy?” #“Well are you?” #“…” #(He feels bad because he doesn’t get Azul and weighted blanket cuddles when he’s sad) #(He feels bad thinking about all of the bad mental episodes Azul’s helped him through) #After Jamil figures out the other version of him is dating Azul he’s like “Him?? That schemer-??” #He insults him so much other Jamil is like “listen I don’t care if your me I can only take so many insults to my boyfriend before I just #Fight you.” #Jamil vs jamil #jamil viper #Azul Ashengrotto #jamiazu

[saphira-approves]

Do you have this typo on the first page of your murtagh? If I was Paolini I’d be having words with my editor 👀

YEAH LMAO

I legit sat there and puzzled over it for a solid five minutes like “???why are we talking about divers??? i didn’t realize pearls were so crucial to the Alagaësian economy. also this grammar is whack” and then I figured it out.

#murtagh spoilers #i had to close the book and laugh for a minute. the SIGNED COPIES are probably gonna have this. #i kinda hope this becomes like a community meme. like i hope they fix it quickly and there’s just #a shockingly small percentage of books with the typo and they become collectibles or smth #not because i like collectible culture but because i think it’d be hilarious if people were bragging about having a typo copy

[thejadecount]

Crazy idea: in the ROTTMNT universe, after hearing about these sightings and encounters with these mutant turtle ninja guys named after Renaissance artists Hollywood gets a crazy idea and produces two movies with deadly accuracy about them

These are the live-action TMNT movies

The ROTTMNT turtles proceed to watch and make fun of the live action movies

And then during the Big Crossover™️, they are absolutely flabbergasted to find out these guys are real

#GUYS IMAGINE HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE #Rise Donnie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE REAL #Rise Leo: huh they don’t look as bad as they did in the movies actually #the live action tmnt: what are you guys talking about? #Rise Mikey: MEGAN FOX IS THAT YOU??? #guys it’d be hilarious #I need a oneshot stat #rottmnt #rise tmnt #live action tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt crossover #2014 tmnt #2016 tmnt #fun fact I actually haven’t watched the movies #because of how absolutely horrifying the live action turtles look #but I’ve heard the absolute banger that is Shell-Shocked #and have watched the plane clip at least ten times #so yeah #I just think this would be really funny

[pearlparty]

what would you ask the cast of MotA?

I have a connection (which shall remain unexplained) who will have an opportunity to attend a MotA early-screening/Q&A soon, and he has very few questions prepared (silly boys amiright?). And I told him he had to prep something just in case (mostly so I can live vicariously through him). Anyway it got me thinking and I wanna ask the other MotA enthusiasts on the interwebs. so, whatcha got?

(gonna tag a couple of off-the-top-of-my-head my fellow MotA enthusiasts to get a convo goin but pass this along fr: @precious-little-scoundrel, @girlnairb, @steph-speaks, @blurredcolour, @avonne-writes)

#I would ask them about their favorite theme in the series and which they thought was most important to convey #Like leadership principles / mental health/coping methods / brotherhood / general historical accuracy #I mean we all know historical accuracy isn’t too high on the list (lookin at Harry being a goober) #I also think it’d be hilarious to hear what the cast think about portraying (mostly) American history as non-Americans lol #Fr send your ideas here because I’ll pass them along to my contact #That feels like something a secret agent would say and that’s hilarious to me lol #masters of the air #callum turner #austin butler #mota #austin butler major gale buck cleven #gale cleven #john egan #bucky egan #mota spoilers #buck cleven #harry crosby #anthony boyle

[valentronic]

assorted haltmann doodles cause I replayed planet robobot for the anniversary and he’s on the brain (+bonus hyness)

#love these animal. the capitalism #robo art #kirby planet robobot #max profitt haltmann #president haltmann #hyness #is it a crackship? maybe. just because i think it’d be absoluely hilarious #also consider the colored ones at least to be shading experiments i went ham #his voice clips live rent free in my brain

[justinefrischmanngf]

i’ve got 30 days to have a crazy teenage romance….. it’s not going to happen but it’d be very very funny if it did

#anything after that and it’s officially a romance in my TWENTIES???? bro…… #i think it’d be hilarious if somehow i started dating someone before i left to go home for christmas #just because it’s so so unlikely

[myearts-uwu]

Relating to the drama post I made a few days back but uh…

Somehow the flames got reignited and now my ex moot and a friend of hers are being really stupid by showing how aggressive they are on insta’s stories despite the ex moot saying that *she’s a victim* and “im not a bully i just want peace 🥺”

I have them both blocked thankfully but the way they’re going at all of this (that I only talked about like once this year and I have not once name dropped anyone) is god awful like they’re even dragging my close moots into it and calling us all pieces of shit.

For someone who wants peace, her calling me a piece of shit while her friend shares memes that depict some… lowkey aggressive stuff that very obviously is directed towards me is so telling of their true character.

I mainly got most of the info from some people who I deeply cherish who also happen to have been wronged so badly by these people and it sucks that they don’t seem to see that what they’re doing is bad? They constantly attack anyone and I mean ANYONE who has a different opinion on anything. I feel bad for my friends who most definitely had it way worse than me.

We’re all adults at this point and I swear the two of them are acting like immature kids with how they act online. Grow up man this is tiring.

I’m not sure if either of them has tumblr so they wouldn’t be able to see this. But unless SOMEHOW they did and if they are reading this right now, you guys are just downright awful people not only to me but to my friends.

Hell I don’t even feel bad about myself I’m just angry with the way you harassed my friends especially. From harassing them about the ships they like to just outright bothering them in their dms, idk how you guys are in higher education.

I’ve had you two blocked for a reason and yet you, the ex-moot, decided to use alt accounts to stalk my insta and Twitter and you dare message me saying that I should stop talking about you and that you’ve never once talked about me, which is a clear lie because I know you do. And you say you want peace sadly that doesn’t seem to be the case? You just don’t want me talking about this because it’ll ruin your reputation when you’re already doing it yourself.

Let me be clear. I’ve only talked about the drama since it happened only once. This year. And I have explicitly made sure to not drop in any names so no one who knew what happened in real time would know who these people are. And I apologise for calling you a certain b word but I’m sure you can handle it since you called me and my friends evil pieces of shit in your stories. Who knows what else you’ve been calling us in private.

And what’s so sad is that you guys say that we’re the bullies, the ones in the wrong for bringing up a situation from last year, when so far neither me or any of my friends have ever really fully exposed you or used our audience in public about what any of you have done (but we know. Oh we know) and yet here you are, practically digging your own graves by playing the victim card.

Grow up. I thought one of you was supposed to be the mature one here.

#call out post #personal vent #idk what to tag this as but uhhhhh #drama #??? #idk if I wanna tag WMMAP since we were all in the WMMAP fandom #it’d be hilarious if they do have a tumblr and saw this tho. #while I don’t plan on taking this onto insta or Twitter for now because of my friends’ sakes #I think I have the right to at least say some things here on this app #… #Myra smith #since in a way all this started because they hate the fact that she has more than one husband 😭

[bumblingbriars]

Ik this means with a bow and arrow but it’s so much funnier thinking about the Tooks with old timey shotguns. Like we did not invite you here BANG

#lotr #lord of the rings #the tooks #tooks #to give or not to give pippin gun privileges #I think out of the 4 it should be Sam with the gun #only because of how hilarious it’d be #he is also the closest to a hick out of them as well #a hick in a row of close to nobles in hobbit terms

[ozzyfromthecafeteria]

Okay so I had probably one of the funniest thoughts ever to date and.

Aurora teamwork cooking experiment.

#i don’t have the right words to convey any of this well #i giggle a little every time this thought reappears in my mind #i think it’d be absolutely hilarious to watch. 157 people work together in order to bake a cake. #(it goes terribly btw. think of the great vanilla extracting of tumblr. the cake poll in particular.) #because we have (assumedly) a handful of cooks who know what they’re doing #and everyone else (except for jochi. that man can cook.) who thrive off of microwavable dehydrated fabricated meals. #(mmaybe captain hollister also knows how to cook.) #it’ll be like the second hour of everyone working together and all they have is a mound of flour and #enough vanilla extract that you can drown someone in it #also several fires break out in the kitchen(s) btw. #and by some miracle if they actually manage to get it in an oven and baked. it’s gonna give someone food poisoning 100%. #i survived the (imaginary) great aurora teamwork cooking experiment. #subnautica

[jimmy-is-a]

Jimmy is corrupted by his Sheriff’s hat and if he were to lose his role as Sheriff the hat must go to the new Sheriff. This is not good because then the hat can corrupt someone else and make them try to take over the world.

Let’s hope it doesn’t go the god…

We must contain the evil to just one white British man. The world could not handle another

#empires smp #empires smp s2 #empires jimmy #empires joel #ask #anon #personally I think Lizzie should be sheriff because she deserves it probably #or Oli because it’d be hilarious for him to become corrupted and a dictator

[torey-lavar-krug]

I think mcdavid should lose the hart just because it would be funny

#yes yes not funny than the bruins playoffs blah blah blah #I think it’d be funnier actually because he has the funniest sad face in the world and lives in the hilariously sad mansion

[lailuhhh]

Okay I need to get this out of my head. There’s probably already fics out there but

I’ve tried to write it twice but I’m no good with trying to go comedy and it doesn’t come out how I want

A fic where Murdoc leaves his son at Mac’s house and Mac has to babysit

Like Mac gets home after a mission and Cassian is just chilling in Mac’s living room like hi mr macgyver dad said you forgot you said you’d watch me and I’ve been here for three days already but I’ve been in the living room this whole time I promise

And Mac’s just completely brain dead after the mission so he just goes along with it because of course it’s something Murdoc would do and Mac’s not gonna put a child on the street because of what his father is

#I’ve rewritten like 2k words of this #but I can’t get further because of the tone #but I think it’d be hilarious if someone else wrote it #or if it’s already written #who knows #maybe I’ll post the better one of them #lailuh speaks #lailuh writes #macgyver #macgyver 2016 #macgyver fic

[universalsatan]

can’t tell if i’m confusing wanting to look like almost stereotypically macho men or just being wildly attracted to them. or both i guess

#i mean i always used to say bi dilemma but im realizing this is mostly just gay now godbless. trans rights #for context. im thinking like. young harrison ford (i Know.; the reason im saying this is i remember Both my mom and dad acknowledging him #as the og Macho Man™️) and because it crossed my dash. jackles. but not really young jackles like s1 dean but matured jackles like more rece #it’s funny cause in practice. the person ive been pursuing (while Also an idiot. maybe i should just accept myself as morosexual at this #point) is actually. very effeminate HAHAHDHAHSJDHSJ #to the extent that my mom has thought he was gay in the past. i was talking about him to my sister and she asked if he was gay LMAO #which is hilarious because as far as i know (and ive known him for… almost 6 years ig? pined for almost 5). i’m Only aware that hes had a #crush on a girl ages ago. but this was also thru a secondhand source we’ve never actually talked about that #we probably should but we’re both idiots i have no idea how it’d be brought up #but in terms of effeminate. hm. he’s actually Really tall maybe over 6ft? and he Can have a deep voice. i think he can sing bass? but he #actually speaks in a higher register. god i wonder if he’s doing the opposite of me. who’s always consciously deepend my voice LMAO #he’s a HUGE plant enthusiast. HUGE. i dont Think he’s ND (or at least he doesn’t from what i can tell. I get vibes) but he straight up has a #plant fixation. knows so much about care. when he worked in greenhouses he learned the latin names for a good portion of them. i know this #isnt exactly ‘effeminate’ but he does all the gardening. oh and to add to it ig. i dont know HOW. he was NOT. irked by gore and blood??? #when i explained to him what my potential job as a crime scene cleaner could entail??? but he cannot STAND bugs. he FREAJED OUT (over text) #at the mention of a spider. so of course. me being the 8yo boy with a playground crush. proceeded to tell him all my Fun Spider Encounters #lets see i think he also really loves to bake? ive seen these elaborate cakes (tp roll for covid. a fish) he’s made on insta. and there was #that one time he brought me those three most MOIST chocolate cupcakes with raspberry buttercream icing. i deadass ASCENDED to heaven. #food IS the way to a man’s heart btw. #oh yeah and the fact that i met him in the first place — well. i play oboe in ensembles. and he’s flute/piccolo. yeaHAHSHAHSHH #LMAO remembering that while he doesnt keysmash (i’ve started to around him. it’s mostly emojis bless his heart) he deadass called me ‘hun’ #oh and the best part? i couldnt think kf what to watch. and he’s over here saying he doesnt watch ANYTHING. like bro how do u NOT. listen to #any music past 1900. OR OPERA EITHER. and NOT have any favorite movies/shows??? wh??? like. he deadass was like ‘unless [gardening channel #on youtube] counts’ like girl i am so in love #but yeah i was literally sitting there sounding like a pretentious film nerd bro i cant fuckin believe it. but i FINALLY wriggle it out of #him. because apparently he cant concentrate on most movies (valid.). the ones he CAN are cheesy chick flick comedies #saying that he can recite 90% of mean girls. thats his favorite movie #and he also mentioned like. legally blonde #and i have a feeling he almost was avoiding it in case i would judge him or whatever but ngl i honestly fell harder HAHSHSJAJDJAJ #fuck 30 tags but let’s just say. very effeminate compared to me. a full on Dad

[carewyncromwell]

After watching a playthrough of it, I can’t wait to play and draw some content for the new Celestina Warbeck TLSQ. Barnababy, my boy, you are finally getting some spotlight and I am LIVING for it!!

#hphm #hogwarts mystery #I feel like setting the quest in Carewyn’s year 7 so that Jacob can help out too #I kind of love the thought of Celestina and the Cromwells bonding over music 🥰 #plus I kind of love the thought of Jacob befriending the Weird Sisters #because even if Jacob would at first interest them bc of all the crazy dark stuff he got into #he’s also kind of an idealistic optimistic genius airhead and his music tastes are so bubblegum #I just think it’d be hilarious to see King of Angst himself Myron giving ABBA a listen and going… #‘the words are about the most crippling painful heartbreak and yet it sounds so…*light*’ #‘I need to add some electric guitar to this’ #LOL