#betty be having the time of her life

[drawlody]

AFJGAGJSGAGFIUSGFG he's so babygirl my brain cant handle it

#digital art #artists on tumblr #art #adventure time #adventure time fionna and cake #adventure time fanart #simon petrikov #simon x betty #petrigrof #betty grof #catboy #but the cat boy in question is a (10)59 man #he's so bbgirl fr fr #i was gonna draw him in lingerie #should i #he's so scrawny but also be packing mad cake #like dayumn #betty be having the time of her life #do you think she have simon sent her whimpering audio:)) #i am so normal about him #spoiler alert i am not #fiona and cake #doddle #shitpost

[slymanner]

this was smart <'3

#fionna and cake #adventure time #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #i love this turn around for fionna's thought's on the ice king its so smart... #at the beginning she saw ice king as just a funny and goofy guy side to simon. not really knowing the depths of what he truly represented. #and at that time she barley KNEW him #so of course she'd say ice king seemed happier then simon #but now that she KNOWS things about him #his love life with betty #his research into magic #his humor. his heart. his dedication to help her and cake as much as he can. #seeing how bad a ice king CAN be with the winter king. #and seeing those tapes. #that's not him. #that guy...who he was for thousands of year's... that's not the TRUE simon. #ice king IS sad #on the outside he looks happy. to people who dont know hes just a goofy guy having fun with his penguin's! #but now with fionna knowing context... #simon is the happier one out of the two. #the less insane. #the one who sure isnt in a great moment in his life right now. but he's HIMSELF. #not ice king. he's simon. #simon petrikov. the true version.

[stilitrash]

I drew these while I was going insane waiting for the release day 🤪

Now that I've actually SEEN the first 2 eps... I'M GOING EVEN MORE INSANE I LOVE SIMON SO MUCH IT HURTS

#fionna and cake #simon petrikov #adventure time #marceline #Simon and Marcy #ÀAAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaa #I managed to predict he would mope around with a picture of Betty 😭 #Also... Marcy... oh Marcy #They have a whole new dynamic and it makes so much sense but it still stings a little #she's an adult with her own life now #she loves him but she can't be there for him 24/7 and even if she could she CAN'T understand his pain #GAAAH this is so complex and it hurts so much #I'M GOING INSANE

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

Me after watching Betty and Simon’s love story: Aww they’re so cute together! I love them so much omg

Goes on tumblr: “Simon is selfish for not going on the bus with her! And their relationship is toxic.”

Me: I’m uh… going to. Pretend I didn’t see this .

#fionna and cake #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #not gonna lie that was a jarring experience #I took Fionna’s comment about the bus to be because of her naivety #like ‘oh so obviously you went on the bus and had a happily ever after adventuring #but he obviously couldn’t go on the bus #that’s not how life works. #like he doesn’t have anything on him he’s not equipped to go on that trip RIGHT THEN #Instead they took a moment to enjoy the skyline and the mundane and existed in each other’s presence because they make each other happy #so like. idk

[razberrypuck]

hey so. if betty fusing with golb erased the very idea of her existence from everything like whatever happened with margles did. does that mean every other simon petrikov in the multiverse has had a fundamentally different life and experience with the crown than OUR simon? isolating him even further from the world(s) around him? or am I just thinking too much

#imagine knowing youre the only version of yourself in all of existence that had the chance to meet the love of your life #your soulmate. the person you would go to the ends of reality for. the person who sacrificed herself all so you could live your life as YOU #imagine you mention her in passing. you ask about this “other you's” betty. #and this man wearing your face and using your name doesnt know who youre talking about. #and suddenly you feel more alone than you ever have. #im okay <- lying #simon petrikov #adventure time #fionna and cake

[nostalgiaknight]

On their way to the Divorce Hearing

#adventure time #fionna and cake #frostbite au #Winter King #Betty Grof #Simon petrikov #Fionna in the back probably having the best time of her life #A sexy Winter King and now a sexy Vampire Queen? Best day of her life #its just like her fanfiction

[movedtodykedvonte]

My personal feelings in the Fionna and Cake ending is that it was perfect.

The story showed about how we can only control what is in our very personal and small world and not worry about or take on the responsibilities of that outside ourself.

We will make mistakes and wish we could rewrite them over and over and over until it’s perfect but we can’t. We will hate aspects of our lives and adore aspects of lives we don’t know the intricacies or hardships of but we can not insert ourselves. We have our own lives to live and rather than define it by a given purpose let us define the purpose as we go along. Not everything is revealed when it’s over, you may not get the answers but it’s okay to go somewhere and not know.

Some endings are happy, some are sad and some are just that, endings. They don’t have neat little bows or a “The End” on the last page but they allow us to put the past down and move on to whatever else lies ahead.

#Betty is a chaos god Simon is just a guy and it’s okay their worlds don’t match them or each other any more #change happened and the more they fought it the more it hurt them #fionna learned this is just her life and that’s fine #I think people expecting a big emotional ending forget the show was mainly about after the healing process when you are just allowed to #drift and find what to do next like Simon or a sedimentary moment like fionna #everyone more or less already moved on they just needed to accept it like Simon finally did #and fionna had to except sometimes the moment is all there is and you have to move with it and not past #betty Simon fionna made their choices and now they live with them there is no change only being heard and they all got that and the peace #they could gain from it and ya missed the point if you think someone was cheated or their fate was left ambiguous or unfair #they are going to be what they are now fionna a non magical normal woman #simon a guy out of his time but okay about it #and Betty a being past itself and the world #it’s not extravagant but it’s what it should be the world goes on and sometimes the only change is you noticing it’s still spinning #fionna and cake #adventure time

[coolauntlilith]

ATFC s1e8 Jerry has me fucking sick to my stomach about Simon's, "Wha- No, no! Why would I??"

I kinda am wondering if his lack of reaching Chaos Betty is maybe bc she now doesn't want him to reach her. If she's still kinda Betty, anyway.

Edit: I just finished my second rewatch and I do wonder where Golbetty is portalling him. 👀

#i mean. if i became half chaos deity & i could see the beginning & end of all & then realized the love of my life never really saw me...... #i might block and fuck up his attempts to reach me too #did he ever give a damn about her career?? like in their 'normal' human lives?? #she became useful for his work. would they have even bonded over her work??? did they at all in the original AT? bc i dont think so. :( #also he tried to not listen to her until she just said her thoughts on the vase or ran over the snake rocks. like she wasn't potentially #intelligent to him until she proved she was actually intelligent to him. like he just assumed he new better until she just did what she had #to do to prove herself. it was actually annoying to me the whole time. :( #i was glad that he wanted her to take credit for the expedition with him... but he also didnt fight for her there??? #im kinda mad at Betty at that moment too. Betty. darling. you did work too lol #ugh. i hate that Simon is just “why would i go with her??” simon is a dumbass. hes all girldad but im wondering if he was a onesided bf :( #adventure time: fionna & cake #adventure time: fionna and cake #atfc #atfc s1e8 #simon petrikov #betty grof #chaos betty #golbetty #aunt posting

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

@\hecatesbroom (not tagging so I don't annoy you lmao) has been teaching me how to make gifs, and I'm happy to report I've been using this power for the greater good (to make gifs of beautiful women)

Bonus under the cut:

Three little Elizabeths because I couldn't resist her charm 💙

#these are not very well made lmao but i dont really care all that much. im having a great time #actually ngl im having the time of my life #nothing better than staring at beautiful women for hours <3 #im noticing now i've only picked gifs in which Dorothy is not smiling. criminal on my part #but in my defence i've been captivated by her hands #that gif where she crosses her arms... i would like her to... #no... i shan't say... #rose is *so pretty*. so pretty!! good heavens!! #(as is elizabeth lmao betty white really was that girl) #literally incredible how she manages to make confusion look so beautiful she's magnificent #and blanche. oh god. where do i even start. #her smile is. agh. how do i even tell you all i am literally in love with her #look at her in the top left and tell me you're not DESTROYED like #she makes an inappropriate joke. waits to see rose's reaction. and then brightens up in the cutest laugh in the world #i would literally unironically do anything for her #(to say nothing of bottom center. ooohhh that nightgown. the poise. i am but a wee lesbian and she's everything) #ok im done rambling in the tags. thank you alys for giving me this power i shall not misuse it #the golden girls

[biblionerd07]

love your detty fics sooo damn much!! would you ever consider doing something canon complaint? like daniel realizing his feelings sooner (re: season two or three). youre such a great writer!!!

Thank you so much! I have a few canon divergent ones where they realize their feelings during season 4 but not earlier. I'm working on one right now where they realize before the end of season 4 thanks to the power of fake dating. 😂 Now this may be controversial but I actually don't think they were ready earlier! They both had a ton of growing up to do and Daniel needed to be less disgusting lol. I'm also against them being together while Betty was his assistant and I actually like that Betty completely left Mode before anything could happen since he owned it. But I do have to admit there's been an idea kicking around my head for a while about Betty going to Tucson when Henry asked and then Daniel...going after her. Not sure if I'll ever actually write it though!

#ugly betty #my fic #i also have this other idea of a christmas carol type thing where betty doesn't come back after bradford dies and daniel sees their futures #and they're bad #and he realizes he needs betty in his life no matter what but he also realizes that BETTY needs HIM #idk if i'll ever write that one either lol #and another possible one where after the zachary boule playwright thing betty decides she wants to try having a friend with benefits #bc she's like 'i'm totally fearless now and relationships aren't working so i can try this!!!' #and daniel's like OMG NO BETTY YOU'LL GET HURT MEN ARE THE WORST #so then his solution is...to be her friend with benefits 😏 #spoiler alert they do not stay casual friends with benefits #so many ideas so little time #actually i have a lot of time so i might write all of these lmao

[daydreamerdrew]

The Incredible Hulk (1968) #266

#this is a… simplification #of Bruce and Betty’s history #hmm #I think the most notable thing is that she married Glenn because she was ‘seeking some normalcy in my life’ #I expect that her inability to have that with Bruce will be prominent in how this attempt to rekindle their relationship plays out #I had seen her getting married to Glenn as about looking for emotional stability more specifically #and I’m thinking that that aspect of what Bruce isn’t able to provide for her won’t be as prominent this time #not because that’s actually materially changed for them but because of how the writing is approaching their relationship here #marvel #bruce banner #betty ross #my posts #comic panels

[vzajemnik]

life is so crazy sometimes you meet a couple that you love so much and its clear they love each other so much and then you come home and have a dream how all 3 of you are in a relationship and its been a year and you still think about it. you know

#🗞️ #truth be told i met the guy first and was enamoured at first sight #(i stole half of his pizza without us saying a word once.) #that night i had a wet dream about him and a day later i found out he has a girlfriend #then i met them both half a year later and i bullied the guy for not knowing history while he was acting like he did . #and i told his girlfriend the whole entire plot of riverdale. and then i went home and was like god i wish i had them in my life #and then i fell asleep and had a dream truly betty x agent drake style about me and his girlfriend just living our life in a cottage #and i was bringing her breakfast to bed. then i woke up and had to travel half the country #and as i was falling asleep half the country away i had a dream about us 3 having a threesome. awesome dream. #i met the guy 2 times after that and both times he made me feel so wanted ive never met a person that cares about others so much . #i met the girl only once but the way she just let me babble on and on about riverdale without end .... lifechanging #and so yeah. i think about them from time to time. and considering how tonight i dreamt about the guy again. im having a Day. #so basically hey guys do you need a third i can be your purse dog or even a court jester

[thefunniestguy]

Thinking about how Betty and Simon's lives got absolutely positively ruined Out Of Nowhere

#hmmnhjnmn...... spins them arohnd ....... #i dont think we know when the great mushroom war happened in relation to their lives ...... ? #i think its implied it happened after simom put on the crown ?? bc the world in that one flashback was normal #but it wasnt when he met marcy #i mention that bc that means things migjt not have been Going To Hell when they were engaged #so . simon finds a crown . and #and this runs arojnd in my mind so much . he was JOKING AROUND . he put on the crown as a JOKE .. #and then to betty her fiance goes absolutely mad . with ice powers and yelling and freaking out #and she runs off . finds him old as dirt and dying . then realizes the crown he put on As A Joke has turned him into a different person #and to simon . he comes to . and all he knows is he must have said something Terrible to the love of his life .. bc she ran off and #and never came back :(( even tho we know its just bc of the time portal . still :(( #theeeeen he slowly loses himself more and the great mushroom war happens and . he adopts a little demon girl and . etc etc

[foxgloveciara]

This is my nannys cat, Olly

He likes to play alot, has since he was a weenie kitten, yesterday I decided to play with him and as usual to how cats play, he bites.

So that's how I found out he has no teeth.

#hes a handsome lad but omg you guys he had teeth once and his bites hurt but now hes like yeah no more teeths #his bites now feel so weird #my nanny saw him bite me and was like oh hes gumming you and i was like???? wheres his teeth gone #my uncle walks in and is like yeah they fell out #like to be fair he is like 10 or something #fellas pretty old #he can still eat dw. infact he has like a few teeth left but its just the front ones that are gone #he doesnt have gum pain as far as im aware #lol cats #cute cats #old cat #fun fact his mum was a pregnant stray my nanny and grampy fed and she whike in labour ended up crying outside their house to be let in #and then she gave birth in their house and only had one kitten (him) and ended up living with them for the rest of her life #my nan and gramp thought it would be cruel to let her back out considering how old she was #theyve done that a few times #like a cat brought her newborn kittens to their house and lived with them til she passed #they kept her 2 kittens. they are called betty and tabby #there was other kittens but they couldnt keep all of them and by the time betty and tabby were 10 weeks old they thought it would be #cruel to separate them. yeah they get attached to animals easily

[foldingfittedsheets]

Buckle up for another unhinged story time. Now, as I’ve said before, I used to work at a sex shop. At one point I had three roommates and we all worked the same dildo slinging retail job and lived together. It was extremely sitcom.

Now, as you’d imagine, living with three other people who also talked about sex toys all day created a microcosm of people who were all extremely comfortable around sex toys and related topics. No one left dirty toys laying around but seeing things left in showers or showing off a new purchase was just a Tuesday.

After some life upheavals I ended up living with one of those roommates again, just me and her. For the sake of this story let’s call her Betty. Betty and I shared a two bedroom, and the layout was all the common spaces were an open floor plan and then one hallway formed a T, with my room and bathroom to the left and Betty’s to the right.

Well, one day my cousin calls me up. He’s coming to town for a visit and I offer to put up him, his wife, and their more… sheltered friend. (Unbeknownst to me there was a full Briefing for this girl before she met me so that I didn’t overwhelm her with my blasé attitudes towards- well, most things).

They drove in from two states over and it was a long drive. I had to work and couldn’t greet them or spend the first day together. So I told them to come grab my key so they could all shower off and settle in before me.

I arrived home later that night and found the atmosphere a little awkward at first. Things quickly warmed up and I charmed their friend, impressing my cousin with my immaculate respect for personal comfort levels. We had a lovely evening. By the time we all said goodnight I’d dismissed the initial tension as being tired after a long drive.

The next day we all decided to go to the zoo. I’m a morning shower person, but I let them go first while I made breakfast. After breakfast it was my turn and I hopped in the shower.

Midway through my eyes fixed on it. A little pink sex toy, sitting brazenly on the rim of the tub. Oh no, I thought. This was why things had been awkward yesterday! I left out a personal object because I’d literally forgotten to ever put them away by that point.

What I felt wasn’t embarrassment per se, because that emotion had been utterly eradicated by that point. Rather it was a deep shame that I’d leave out something that might make a guest feel uncomfortable. They told me their friend was sheltered and I had left out a sex toy, it was the epitome of rudeness!

I rejoined everyone and said, “I am so sorry! I didn’t realize I’d left that in the shower, that was so rude of me!”

My guests all exchanged a Look. I looked from my cousin to his wife, she glanced toward their friend, and their friend looked at my cousin. No one would look at me.

“Well…” my cousin finally said, “you didn’t tell us which room was yours yesterday.”

I blinked in confusion, Betty’s room and bathroom were basically just like mine.

“When we got here,” his wife continued, “we went to the other side first. In Betty’s bathroom.”

Reader, Betty’s bathroom.

Had been absolutely covered in dildos. Sex toys of all shapes and sizes covered every flat surface, the tub rim, the sink, the shelves. Wall to wall sex toys. Apparently Betty was doing a spring cleaning and had left her entire extensive collection out to air dry.

These three weary travelers had opened a door to the dildo dimension and had no idea how to react. To this day I have no idea what context clues they used to figure out Betty’s room from mine.

But when I’d come home they were lost in the sex toy shell shock, presumably wondering how they could ever talk about it with someone who felt it was okay to leave out every sex toy they own when expecting company in some kind of bizarre power play.

By the time they finished telling me about this we were all laughing so hard we were in tears.

“When we saw your bathroom with one little pink toy it was so discreet we didn’t even care!” They told me.

After my cousin and his crew had gone on their way I finally told Betty the whole story. She listened with eyes growing wider and wider and finally burst out, “That’s why they were so weird when I got home!!”

#ramblies #funny #story #writing #nsft #ffs foibles

[irregodless]

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#the choices. the way maybe there would have been more possible outcomes for them if they chose differently #the way that they can literally never know nor should it matter because its not how it happened you made your #choices now you have to move forward with them. the kids who wanted to live in ooo being told to find the #magic and wonder of their own world and make their own world better. that weight of reality comes with conflict but that they can be fought #against. that ooo was a...... mostly peaceful place but that peace and wonder came from a long long time of horror #uncertainty and pain. and THAT was only established by the same uncertain work they have to do now. #that weeds are still plants and only weeds if you choose they are. the dandelion becuase theyve touched so many worlds #including the real one. the way it didnt get to grow and flourish by being stagnated and isolated #but how its relevancy is achieved when all members are given equal autonomy and drive #that its not a world of magic anymore but thats not better or worse and you just need to do your best with the hand dealt you. that isekai #is appealing but dont let it neglect making your own world better. was betty released from golb after fulfilling her wish to help simon? #who knows theyll probably never meet again in this life. the way this will be a cycle for simon. despair and depression giving way to hope #nights where hes desperate for the crown again only to find peace yet again. #fionna and cake spoilers #the fact that casper has his eyes covered because simon was blind to bettys greater needs #but that nova was a sun because even in not getting to pursue her own thing she was still happy and bright and that brightness blinded simon