#bf rambles

[z0mb1e-sl1me]

i love how no matter the gravity of an issue i bring to my boyfriend, his response is always just-

“ I’ll fucking eat them.”

i find it quite romantic that he doesn’t give even the slightest of a fuck about the issue of consuming something impossible, he just cares about getting the stressor away from me as quick as possible.

#he’s so feral #rotz #hehe #he’s my favorite thing ever #i quite like this one #bf rambles #idk #husband material #tbh

[mad-burnish-leader]

going on a like spree on my bf's profile makes me so happy <3!!

if youre reading this, i love you sunshine!!!! Mwah!!!!!

#op rambles #bf rambles #hehe... #god i love him sm..

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

#art #dnncats #astarion #my beloved #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion art #havent been active w art but big news this man has me in a GRIP #going 2 ramble in the tags a bit for those who Care!!! #the brain has been rotting ovr bg3 for like. 2 months now #ive done 2 playthrus (1 current) so far and bro ive only ever romanced this fucking guy its so over 4 me.......i cant deny him #i love him so much my chaotic neutral bf wife #ive gotten my ass beat by abdirak in the goblin camp every time for his approval #its actually so serious LMFAOO #anw more astarion art 2 come hopefully hehehe <3

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

so obsessed with the fact that everyone looked at Paul and immediately decided he's uncle shaped. Tim? That's his nephew. Alice? He's also got a niece. Richie? You guessed it, Paul's got another nephew.

#its so silly #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #npmd #paul matthews #tim houston #alice woodward #richie lipschitz #bf #black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals #nerdy prudes must die #blue rambles

[bluerosefox]

Ghost Marriage Allows More Than One!

Tim wakes up in a hotel room in Vegas snuggled against a chest but he wasn't surprised.

He had been in the Sin City for a WE meeting and had brought Bernard along the trip since Tim's birthday was just shy a few days into it and well he wanted to spend time with his boyfriend since most of his family were off world (Dick, Jason, and Bruce all had important missions and they all apologized for missing out and Tim couldn't blame them he understood and he himself couldn't get out of the Vegas meetings no matter what he tried to do.) Or couldn't come to join him (Damian had school as did Duke and Alfred was taking care of them while the others were gone. Steph and Cass were out of country working with some important things with Babs and again he understood.) (Did it still sting yes but they all promised to make it up when they got back, Alfred even promised a coffee cake just for him)

So yeah, Vegas meeting trip turned somewhat birthday fun with his boyfriend. And since Bernard has always been good with encouraging Tim to try things it came to no surprise that during their stay he had managed to convince Tim to try drinking for the night.

Yes terrible influence Bernard was sometimes, but he did make a point. Tim was an adult now and sometimes it's okay to at least try adult dumb stuff, he didn't have to like it and could stop if he really didnt want to but he can at least say he tried it once. That it was okay for Tim to let go of his vigilante brain and just have fun in the one city that was made for it.

So try Tim did. Just for the night.

So yeah, Tim wasn't really surprised when he woke up the next morning, alcohol aftertaste on his breath, head pounding, nose scrunched up from the light of the sun peeking in from the curtains, and snuggling himself into a rather chilly chest...

Wait...

Chilly?

Tim opened his eyes when he realized that. Bernard never felt cold to Tim when they would snuggle, no he was always warm, like a warm heating blanket. It was why Tim loved snuggling him. Why was he-

Tim's eyes widened when he saw not blonde hair on the body in the bed with him but black hair. He almost flung himself off the bed from him startling awake and watched the one he had been snuggled next to mumble in his sleep and turn over.

Tim felt pure dread as he continued to stare, his stomach turning as his thoughts got bad, oh god..God... did he... oh no, no, no no. Oh where was Bernard- FUCK did he really-

Tim flinched when he heard a door open and snapped his eyes towards it. He felt his mouth go dry when he spotted his boyfriend coming out of what was the bathroom of the room and had just finished taking a shower from the sounds of left over dripping water and from the towel he was using to clean his hair.

Bernard stopped in his spot when he noticed Tim staring at him before he gave Tim a very uneasy chuckle, his eyes darting towards the sleeping body on the bed "H-Hey, good morning T. I see you... uhh seen our guest."

Tim felt ready to cry, to beg for forgiveness, but the only sound that came out was a strangled sound because of course he fucked up and ruined one of the best things that ever happened to him and-

But before he could spiral further into his anxiety and dread Bernard kept speaking.

"So ummm. Do you also remember meeting Danny at the bar, getting really tipsy, hanging out, having fun and then like going to a ghost bar with him so he could really drunk because he's like half ghost. And I mean like a legit ghost bar, like we saw Elvis and Marilyn Monroe there and they were like floating. Then we all got like super mega drunk and then... maybe kinda sorta got ghost married... because ghost marriage allows unlimited spouses cause you know, already dead doesn't matter and it's also almost permanent cause again the whole dead thing... Or did I hallucinate all that last night and we just brought in a random stranger to bed?" He asked his voice unsure as he looked between Tim and the stranger Danny in bed before lifting his hand up and showing Tim a glowing ring on it. "I'm pretty sure I didn't dream it up because I kinda woke up with this, and it refuses to come off."

Tim went silent for a moment, wide eyed as he stared back at Bernard before the pounding headache he had hit him harder than ever when the very memories of everything Bernard had said came flooding back to him. With a gasp Tim quickly looked st his own hand and sure enough on his finger was a matching glowing wedding band on it, his eyes snapped towards Danny... Danny Nightingale? Or was it Phantom? said his name was and spotted another matching one as well.

"B is going to kill us." Was the only thing Tim could muster up to say.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #tim x bernard #timxbernardxdanny #The trope of waking up married in Vegas #but with a twist #Tim was in Vegas for mostly a WE meetings #and brought his BF cause his bday was a few days later #and the rest of the fam couldnt go or had missions #so it was going to be a fun bday with his BF #Bernard encourages Tim to do dumb things sometimes #mostly to get Tim to put down the Vigilantly thoughts and just have fun #so its both a good and bad thing he does #but they do try to be safe about it #he encouraged the drinking so Tim can at least say he has gotten drunk at least once #tbh this is me. Ive gotten legit drunk twice in my entire life #and its been years since my last actual drink tbh #Anyways they meet Danny at the bar #whose taking a small vacation time away from the Realms #Danny started chatting with them and they all got kinda tipsy #well Bernard and Tim were a lot more than Danny #and Danny wanted to kinda join them and suggested a ghost bar #and the rest well... It all kinda just happens

[pastasilly]

his idea of fun

#art #fanart #my art #doodle #digital art #treasure planet #jim hawkins #james pleiades hawkins #redraw #autism be damned my bf can infodump about a legend #honestly he could ramble abt it for days #months maybe?? #idk hes my boyfriend #ilysm bae pls dont die

[vampcubus]

one thing abt me is i can’t resist a man with a praise kink. the hottest thing a boy can be is voice-activated 😌

#‧₊🧛🏻‍♀️˚⊹ ashi rambles #loves giving praise gf 🤝 leaks when praised bf

[stargirlrchive]

gaz is the type to send this to you and be like “us”

#gaz is so bf coded like what ??? #anissa’s rambles ୨୧ #kyle gaz garrick

[angelwiththeblue-box]

tgwdlm characters according to my bf

i love all of these sm

#fully thinking about a billted teacher au btw #also teds!! #assigned tinkys plaything by bf #eli rambles #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #hatchetfield #paul matthews #emma perkins #paulkins #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #billted #charlotte sweetly #henry hidgens #john macnamara

[the--firevenus]

Dumb shit post, with two of my fav pairs

#fanart #south park #Sp creek #Sp style #craig tucker #tweek tweak #Stan Marsh #kyle broflovski #my otp #Also tweek a strong short bf #Cuz I said so #Anyway #venus rambling #firevenus art

[z0mb1e-sl1me]

the fact that my boyfriend isn’t here to give me love and attention is massively homophobic

#fym we can’t cuddle and get high together #and maybe kiss #or something #im not gay fuck off #rotz #bf rambles #i miss him #:(

[chuluoyi]

yuta… yuta—

i’m counting on you. pls just make it right somehow *sobs*

#and don’t die while at it #or my bf will drop jjk for real🤧 #it’s been a running joke between me and my bf #that should yuta die #he’ll drop jjk and start demon slayer #bc nah tanjiro will win #jjk 248 #jjk leaks #—chu’s ramblings 🗯️

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

WELCOME TO HATCHETFIELD DO YOU WANT THE HATCHETS OR THE FIELDS

#hatchetfield #sk #starkid #bf #black friday #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #blue rambles

[kindaorangey]

scott and wallace are absolutely fucking insane to me. one is a deeply solipsistic and manipulative person who doesn't even realise it because he's cosplaying so hard as a normal dude. the other is his closest friend, cannot stand him half the time, but still keeps him around anyway because he's sort of a selfish manipulative asshole himself. one lives with the other rent free. they sleep in the same bed. neither of them want to have sex with each other but one of them is actively hooking up with someone who shares a name with the other, sometimes in the bed they share and sometimes he sleeps over afterwards. one is gay and polyamorous and the other is straight and couldn't hold down a relationship with one girl to save his life. i say all of this as a compliment to wallace and an absolute insult to scott. nobody is doing it like them.

#scollace #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #thunder rambles #oh and wallace homewrecked scott's shitty ex gf and her new bf AND he did it while said new bf was method acting as scott. #WHOOOO IS DOING IT LIKE THEM!!!!!

[stevebabey]

hi rubes!!! i was curious on ur thoughts on what a lazy sunday with steve would look like? esp if its one that like both ur day off and its smth that hasnt happened in a long time

hi angel!! sorry i sat on this one for awhile, i hope i made up for it by making it sooooo lovey dovey <3 0.8k, gn!reader

By some miracle, you're the first awake.

Steve is like a kind of sheep dog— he requires frequent exercise and so, he usually slips a run in the morning before you're even close to awake.

And also because of the shaggy hair and the way he seems to wag an invisible tail when all his favourite people are gathered in the same room, even going around and rounding them up, checking on everyone— Okay, you get the point, analogy over.

Actually, point is, you getting up before Steve like never happens.

Scratch that, you and Steve getting a day off to sleep in on the same day never happens. And even more, Steve very rarely skips his morning run because, y'know, sheep dog and all.

Basically, you figure this whole morning is a wondrous crafted little miracle. You have no plans to waste it.

Peering across your pillow, you watch the rise and fall of Steve's chest as he sleeps, your softened gaze roaming over his face gently. He looks younger in his sleep, pillowy lips parted lightly. His moles beg to be kissed. His hair is a mess. It's lost all its volume, lying flat against the pillow and urging you to run your fingers through it.

You ignore the urge in favor of slipping out from under the comforter. quiet as you can.

Steve's annoyingly good at spoiling you and is less than receptive to letting you return the sentiment. With one last glance back at bed, you let out a soft sigh, a honeyed noise, and head to the kitchen.

Steve's favourite mug is this wonky one that Dustin made once upon a time, some pottery class at one of his camps. You stare at it, glazed eyes taking in an alarmingly amount of detail on the cup, as the coffee brews behind you. Its scent wafts through the room. You've woken a dozen times to it, when it's Steve up and about, fixing a beverage for you.

It's cute, you think, that he still uses Dustin's mug for his coffee. By cute you mean, you can't think about it for too long or you'll stamp back down to the bedroom and kiss your boyfriend til your lips are blue and—

"Ooh, coffee?" Steve announces his presence with his words, partially garbled by his loud yawn. He halfheartedly covers his mouth, the hoodie he's haphazardly chucked on misaligned enough that it hangs over his hand adorably. He shuffles into the kitchen tiredly and despite his introduction, he heads right to you.

You can't resist a pout. Steve takes a moment to notice it, too happily distracted sidling up and worming his arms around your middle.

When he does, he tilts his head to the side. "What?"

"You couldn't let me bring it to you in bed?"

He grins. "I'm sorry. Was that the plan?"

"You know it was." You mumble grouchily, not upset at all. You push a hand into his chest, giving him a little shove. "You're always doin' this stuff for me but you don't ever let me do it for you."

Steve softens unbearably, his grin getting all gooey at the sides. He looks a little lovestruck, messy hair and all. It takes immense will to continue your upset facade. You nudge his chest again, your head inclining towards the bedroom.

"What?" His eyebrows jump, expression a mixture of incredulity and affectionate. "Y'want me to get back in bed? So you can come bring it to me?"

You smile, nudging his chest again and grinning when he starts to take a couple steps back, heading towards the bedroom. "Yes. Exactly that."

"You're absurd."

You poke your tongue out him. "You love it."

Steve moves forward abruptly, his hands cradling your face gently as he leans and steals a kiss from you. He retracts just as fast, looking far too pleased with himself.

"Yes, I do," He agrees, still wandering backwards. He disappears into your bedroom and you're left standing there with your own lovesick grin. God, you love him. Your heart feels like spun sugar in your chest, airy and sweet beyond relief.

To which Steve is no help at all when you walk into the bedroom, carefully holding the mug so it doesn’t spill. He's tucked back in bed, pretending to be asleep, only to wake with the grace of a Disney princess at your footsteps.

He faux yawns and pretends to jump at your presence, scampering to sit up in bed so he can accept the coffee from you. "Oh wow, what a surprise this is!"

"Shut up. You think you're soo funny, huh?" you mumble, handing the coffee over. Your aching smile gives away just how funny you think he is.

"Mmhm," Steve hums as he takes a sip. You've made it just the way he likes it. He parrots your earlier words. "You love it."

You lean in, mindful of the mug, and kiss him sweetly. He tastes of coffee and cream and he chases your lips for a second kiss when you pull back. You aim for tiredly amused but the words come out devastatingly sincere anyway. "Yeah, I do."

#ruby writes steve #steve harrington #steve x reader #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington x gn!reader #steve harrington fluff #steve harrington blurb #steve harrington x you #steve x you #i've recently learned that only the first 20 tags apply to the tags so im doing all my rambling at the end LMAO #im honestly treating these as writing exercises <3 #where i just sit down and do them all in one go #perfect timing for the oscars party photo of jk to come out #Thats my vision of bf steve <3 #enjoy!!!

[maigetheplatypus57]

Something I love about rtgame is that when i watch other people play unpacking and they get to the toxic boyfriend's apartment and they find out that they can't hang up their diploma anywhere, most of their reactions are usually along the lines of "awwwww that's so sad :(" and be understandably upset for the mc... but rt? he takes it a step further and starts messing with the boyfriend's shit, mocking his male living space, actively cheering for this relationship to end as soon as possible "'so are you done unpacking-' 'i want to break up'" and most importantly hiding the bf's ties in random, hard to see locations.

absolute king shit right there

#rtgame #unpacking #maige's posts #maige's ramblings #thata MY streamer everybody im so proud of him #also actual petty ex/bf rtgame is so fucking funny i cant believe its canon (looks at strife's rtsoot playlist 👀)