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underdark-dreams · 6 months

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Tav: Where's Astarion?

Shadowheart: He's on the roof.

Tav: The ROOF?

Shadowheart: Relax, he's got sunscreen on

#bg3 incorrect #bg3 astarion #bg3 shadowheart #shitpost #in reference to astarion repeatedly getting stuck on rooftops in all my playthroughs

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marksandrec · 7 months

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

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ruushes · 2 months

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consulting the giving-yourself-a-superhero-name expert 💀🗡️

#nox #wyll ravengard #bg3 #screaming crying throwing up trying to develop a quicker style and somehow still ending up w a light source and a background #me getting this dialog like ‘oh i have a cute idea I’ll make it really quick :0)’ EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER #my art

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 3 months

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Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Romances in a nutshell because I've been playing the game and I have brain rot

Karlach: Haha, if we focus on how much we love each other the sense of impending doom might go away what inevitable tragic ending kiss me again lover!

Minthara: Help! She's breaking me faster than I can fix her!

Astarion: Hey baby, lemme just get close to you so you'll never let me get hurt, you're such a useful pawn wait a minute what the fuck no I wasn't SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY LIKE YOU WHAT-

Gale: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his abusive ex.

Lae'zel: A tsundere who will actually fucking kill you, now with cult deprogramming.

Shadowheart: Enemies to friends to lovers, now with cult deprogramming.

Wyll: Protecting your cringefail boyfriend from his predatory business contract.

Halsin: Hippie Johnny Bravo.

#incorrect super smash bros #Baldur's Gate #Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Karlach #Minthara #Astarion #Gale #Lae'zel #Shadowheart #Wyll #Halsin #meme #funny #joke #nutshell

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incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes · 2 months

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Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

#source: house #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 karlach #karlach cliffgate

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demigoddessqueens · 3 months

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Astarion: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Tav: well maybe you should have principles

Astarion: you’re right maybe I should.

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lassieposting · 6 months

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Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 #bg3 headcanons #they have all been the target of What Have You Got In Your Mouth at least once lmao #gale dekarios #halsin #astarion ancunin #scratch the dog #owlbear cub #tav #can also count as #bg3 prompts #this is likely not as funny as i think it is but it killed me how many of them this could apply to

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okthisway · 3 months

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