#blitzbee family

[alicefromwhichplanet]

My new work! In this fiction I made my first attempt to create my OCs. They’re actually sparklings to be more specific:

Jinglestorm— Blitzwing and Bumblebee’s daughter, an orange jet, blue optics

Skystrophe— Megatron and Optimus’s son, a black truck, red optics (a bit inspired by Scourge)

Clobber— Strika and Lugnut’s daughter, a ground unit (like tfc Clobber) but in Strika’s color, red optics

This story is an AU of tfa/ my tfa fiction Heroic Nonsense. The three main characters, as members of a new patch of sparklings born after the Great War, also children of decepticon veterans/ autobot-decepticon parents, are going to blaze a trail to building a new world where autobots and decepticons are peacefully united, while exploring and healing scars left by the old warring world.

Follow their adventures! This will be a story about: trauma after war and how the gap between two race/fractions can be healed after war ended; the growth story of three children with complex identities.

Excerpt:

“Then why don’t you tell us about the beginning year of the Great War?” The old professor just can’t let her go. This time she isn’t sure. Her optics wander to her friends— Clobber sitting front right of her, is now staring at the window as well, her mouth agape in a daydream, her biggest optic half-shut, her history tablet almost shut down from power off. Slag! Her optics again wander to the back row. Skystrophe is there giving her a silent condemning look. His book is neatly opened to the page in use but he is clearly not going to give her the answer, and probably does not agree with her behavior of distracting in history class. Skystrophe loves history class, like his famous sire Optimus. Sometimes he is just insufferable.

Looking at Skystrophe’s silent condemning red optics, Jinglestorm is suddenly hit by an idea. She looks back at the professor and says with confidence:

“The Great War began about 5 million years ago. When the decepticon leader Megatron decided to start a riot.”

The classroom falls completely silent. Skystrophe suddenly looks down, pretending to be intrigued by his pencil. Alpha Trion frowns at the young bot, slightly nods and then shakes his helm, looking both satisfied and disappointed at her answer.

“Yes, that was written in textbooks before the war ended. But today, with the united government formed, and a peace treaty being reached permanently between autobots and decepticons— (his mouth corner twitches as he says that) today we say the Great War began when the former autobot government refused to pay decepticon miners full salary at year 917.”

He walks back to his podium with a slightly upset look, while muttering more comments. “The current government believes there are blames on both sides of the Great War, and they required us to be neutral about this part of history teaching. In the past we teach about the dangers decepticon riots posed to our society, but now they say the former autobot government was maintaining an unequal system on Cybertron as well.”

Jinglestorm nods attentively. “Yes. My carrier said…”

“Your carrier, Blitzwing, right?” Alpha Trion’s blue optics narrow as he looks into Jinglestorm’s optics. The girl shrinks a little at the coldness in them.

“You may sit down, Trainee Jinglestorm. ”

#tfa #megop #blitzbee #strika x lugnut #transformers sparkling #maccadam #optimus prime #megatron #blitzwing #bumblebee #strika #lugnut #transformers oc #jinglestorm #skystrophe #clobber #alpha trion #writing #fic: old world new world #trauma and healing #family fluff #adventures #growth #transformers femmes

[scatterpatter]

I'm impatient to share my au idea through writing so have some out of context memes instead

#that's it that's my au idea thank u goodnight #custody battle au #yep that is. that is the name i picked. #it is 100% crack treated seriously #tfa au #its just. its just found family everywhere. ... with a dash of blitzbee because im self indulgent. #me after watching tfa: oh man would megatron being a dad figure be too out of character #me after watching earthspark: nvm

[sparklesdogs]

I am shamelessly going to promote one of my most successful fanfics as one of my first posts. No regrets.

Those Abandoned:

Summary: When the Autobots abandoned them, a motley crew of bots turns to the only ones who haven't abandoned them yet- The Decepticons. There, they will find themselves with a true family all brought together by a common goal: Revenge on the society that failed them.

I.e. A 5+1 of the TFA Crew joining the Decepticons at different points before the show.

Contains: Background MegOp and Blitzbee. Otherwise, it's all just platonic familial stuff between the main cast of TFA.

#ao3 fanfic #fanfic #transformers animated #transformers #tfa megop #blitzbee #megop #I blame my friend for encouraging me to finally get a Tumblr #ao3 #Those Abandoned AU

[brandwhorestarscream]

Masterpost of AUs

As promised, here's the (wip) masterpost of all my AUs. In alphabetical order with a short synopsis, and the tags are all on this post so you can easily search them up :) if there's any I missed, please send them to me so I can get them added! If the laat tags aren't alphabetized that means I need to get on my laptop and move them around lmao

Bittersweet Reunion AU

TFA AU wherein the jet twins are Starscream's offspring specifically produced by the autobot government, and their finding out kicks off an entire domino effect storyline

Blitzbee Baby AU

Exactly what it sounds like. TFA Bumblebee gets Blitzwing sparked up and neither of them realize until he enters emergence

Cross Dimensional Shenanigans

- Umbrella tag for anything that involves more than one iteration of transformers interacting with each other

Cross Dimensional Starblitz

- How the CDS started. Focuses solely on TFP Starscream and TFA Blitzwing’s weird friendship

Cryptid Seekers AU

- Everything is the same except seekers are terrifying cryptids. Nuff said

Cybermorphs AU

- An AU in which a group of warframes working off planet accidentally stumble into an ancient, buried xenomorph nests, and come back to Cybertron bearing what becomes the first generation of cybertronian-xenomorph hybrids, aka the Cybermorphs. Features a lot of world building, Cybermorph Queen Megatron, a lot of fun alien biology, and some angsty MegOP among other ships

Cybertronians Are An Invasive Species

- No war AU wherein cybertronians are an invasive pest species that have moved onto earth and cause the most havoc

Cybertronians Are An Invasive Species: The Soap Opera

- Takes place in the invasive species AU, but specifically is about a goofy soap opera created by humans with the bots as the inspiration

De-Extinction AU

TFA, the autobots have finally run out of stored Allspark energy and, seeing as the artificially created population is completely sterile, are now an officially endangered species. Their only chance at salvation lies with the decepticons and their ability to produce "sparklings"... whatever those are 🤭

Hindsight AU

- Aligned continuity. Arcee goes back in time in an attempt to stop the war with the help of Vector Prime, accidentally creates a much worse world. Goes through several crazy timelines, currently on the Self Imposed Exodus.

OS×BB AU

A TFA storyline wherein Omega Supreme wakes much much earlier than canon, becoming truly self-aware and sentient. He and Bumblebee form a connection and Things Happen

Shadows House AU

- Exactly what it sounds like. All of our favorite bots and cons are parasitic fae members of the Shadows Family. Megatronus is plotting to bring it down from the inside. Lots of secrets and spooky stuff

Subnautica AU

- Starscream and Skyfire (and sometimes the other seekers) stranded on the terrifying hell planet, 4546B

Terran Task Force

- An angsty AU that involves GHOST getting their slimy hands on the Emberstone and making legions of their own little terran warriors

The Repopulation Project

- A dystopian future AU wherein the autobots won the war, and in an effort to save their species from extinction, implemented the repopulation project. It warped and twisted over time til the war frames are kept as nothing but livestock to be bought, traded, and harvested. In an attempt to change the horrific conditions of their present society, Optimus gambles by having decepticon high command reborn in the hopes that they'll be able to overturn the huge mess he made

Unicron Reborn AU

- Technically an AU/what-if of the 5th timeline of Hindsight. Unicron is killed and later reborn as a sparkling on Cybertron; Megatron adopts him. Later gives rise to The Spawn

#amnesiac Starscream au #bittersweet reunion au #blitzbee baby au #cross dimensional shenanigans #cross dimensional starblitz #cryptid seekers au #cybertronians are an invasive species #cybertronians are an invasive species: the soap opera #de-extinction au #hindsight au #megop twins #OS×BB AU #shadows house au #subnautica au #terran task force #tfa rodimags #the repopulation project #unicron reborn au #Megastar Vosian Political Drama Extravaganza #cybermorph au #reincarnation au #tfa baby boom

[transformersandturtles]

It’s the last day of Blitzbee Week! So sad for it to end, but I am so happy I got to participate! I will never stop loving these goofs and they even inspired me to do an AU eventually!

Day 7 - Jubilant

I haven’t drawn their daughter, Honeybee, in a while so I cheated and used my drawing of her from Valentine’s Day lol. A very goofy but very happy family. 💛💜

@blitzbee-week

Thank you again for hosting this event!! Hope to see it again next year!!

#transformers animated #tfa #my art #blitzwing #blitzbee #theyre idiots your honor #blitzbeeweek2023

[moonlight-tmd]

beeprowl + team prime & Sari go to a carnival. have fun as a group/family

Hmm. I actually had ideas similar to this.

I don't know what a carnival is like but i suppose Bee would tag Prowl and his friends to big events like such. Now do mind those ideas were originally BlitzBee and i'm twisting them up a bit to fit the ask.

So first idea is them going to a Pride Parade- I think Bee and Prowl would be at this awkward before-officialy-dating stage of relationship and Bee heard about this whole thing and wanted to participate so bad.

On Cybertron, things like being trans, gay or pan didn't really existed. Since they don't really have genders there, it was normal for someone to upgrade their frame or have multiple sparkmates if they desired (seeker trines, for example). It didn't stop the sexism or racism from few of the people tho sadly...

To know that some people were treated worse law-wise was horrible and Bee wanted to help. Plus it was a parade- i mean, who doesn't like a big colorful parade? So he nagged the whole team about it- Sari didn't really need the nagging since she was the one that told him about it and invited him to go too. Prowl was sceptical but he couldn't resist the puppy eye tactic Bee has mastered for manipulating everyone, so he went too. With his mufflers cuz the loudness was too much for him.

Optimus, Ratchet and Bulkhead took on a more serious role of keepign everything in tact, Prowl was hanging out in the sidelines also watching out for any potential trouble. Bee however was nearly at the front of the parade, wrapped up in the respective pride ribbons that matched him and waving a huge banner. Sari was sitting on his shoulder and together they were shouting "We are equal! Love is not crime!".

Later on there was an afterparty at the big park. Bee had dragged Prowl from the crowd and was pulling him all over the place to dance. Prowl complied for a while before he slipped out and Bee was going wild on his own. The rest of his group stuck around for a bit before they went back to base and Sari went home. However, Bee did not return...

Optimus was a little worried so he stayed up to make sure Bee returns, Prowl also stayed up for the same reason. It was a very long wait and they both were wanting to drive out and go find him already...

4am the next day, they hear a shutter open. Bee, all worn out and tired, optics barely lit. He was all dirty with rainbow paint and dust and confetti pieces sticking out of his plating and a giant, everlasting smile carved into his face.

He didn't even acknowledge both Optimus or Prowl speaking to him, they were worried when Bee didn't respond... more so when he just faceplanted into the floor right in front of them.

...A moment later they heard the familiar sound of recharge system cycle coming on from him. They didn't know what happened but surely Bee must have had a lot of fun to barely come into the base and sleep on the floor. Of course, Optimus took him to his berth so he wouldn't recharge on the cold hard floor.

He ended up recharging for 27h.

They all didn't know how he did it, Ratchet joked that he must have burned his energy reserves. So Bee woke up basically 2 days later at afternoon, he didn't even say good morning when he came out of his room, he only walked swaying to the fuel station, pulled 2 Bulkhead's portion-sized barrels of oil and drank them straight. No additions, no sweeteners, just plain oil. He drank them both in one go. There was a moment of silence before his frame jolted and he turned to his teammates with the usual happy and energetic personality.

In short, it was the best day he ever had back then. And he wouldn't shut up about how great it was.

Another idea, Bee somehow persuaded everyone to go to the amusement park because of some big event that was happening.

I don't know much about carnivals but i would defo say Bulkhead would enjoy the arts n crafts stations where you make your own masks n stuff. Optimus likes watching rides zoom around, i think at one point Bee would catch on and persuade the pirate boat ride operator to let Bossbot play on what was essentially a swing for him. Ratchet, while also taking it upon himself to not let anyone be too dumb, prefers the precision games. He knows some of them are rigged, but with some fiddling with the magnetic field he knocks down even the presumed impossible game. Sari is Sari and loves all the things, rides, games, food- her favorite are the rides where they have a designed area like a cave or a themed ride such as haunted house or dino land. Prowl is not a fan of such places, at least not anymore... but he takes it upon himself to try and enjoy it and he finds something for himself. He lil fishing games. He loves the way the ll rubber ducks wobble on water when you try to catch them. Since he is technically smaller than Bee, he would defo sit in one of the spinning tea cups. Bee himself enjoys the dance floor and interacting with the dress-up folks running around the place. He loves winning plushies at the games and even got one for everone; Bee, of course, won himself a little fluffy bee, Bulkhead got a big teddy bear, Optimus got a lion, Sari has favored the long noodly snake, Ratchet got the special beaver in a doctor outfit and Prowl... Bee wanted to get something special for Prowl, he spend way too long looking around and thinking before he spotted a beautiful big plush of great horned owl... Unfortunatelly for him, the kid in line before him was also competing to get the owl.

In a figurative sense, the fight was brutal but Bee managed to fill the things with water just barely before the kid and got to choose his prize first. He doesn't regret making the kid cry, the brat seemed spoiled enough with the way he talked to his mother. He also tried to rip the plush out of his servos in a tantrum so Bee's not feeling bad at all. So Bee hides the plushied from everyone, except Sari's because he helped her get it at the stand so he couldn't get it back to surprise her with it.

They go back home and Bee prepares the plushies with little bows and sneaks one into their rooms at night for the surprise... except for Prowl.

Prowl woke up, grabbed his morning oil and went back into his room to meditate. Soon enough he heard someone knock at his door. Upon opening he was met with a fabric face of a big owl. Soon after the happy face of Bumblebee popped up behind it. "I got you something!"

The owl itself was huge, probably half his own size but Prowl had little trouble holding it. Honestly he was flattered that Bee remembered his favorite bird and got him a gift, it even had a pretty golden ribbon tied around its neck. Bee was so proud of himself for that one, Prowl couldn't get enough of that happy smile beaming- and bee couldn't get enough of Prowl smiling like an idiot. Such a rare sight, he managed to sneak a polaroid photo to hang on his wall later.

I didn't know what to do with this prompt, honestly. The time i do see them acting liek a family, if this post wasn't it, is when it's just them and no one can see them. For example when they have a little event at base of go out to have a picnic at the river, that sort of thing. I hope my answer as enough to... well, answer your ask.

#maccadam #tfa #ask box #prowlbee #long post #tfa bumblebee #tfa bulkhead #tfa sari #tfa prowl #tfa optimus prime #tfa ratchet #tfa shenanigans

[muerder-snail]

 I was planning on doing @blitzbee-week week but I then realized I was late to the party and I never finished all of the props because I did this like a month in advance just in case I forgot, but I never finished all the prompts I only got to day 5: tender and even so because I never finish these are all just pencil drawings. The only one that’s inked is like half of day one so I’m just going to do a master post. 

Day 1: life or death

In my little android au blitz was being mind controlled by my Oc Monarch, bumble’s twin brother when blitz wing ripped out bee’s vioce box in the bumble bee movie.

Day 2 :clouds

Day 3: pedal to the metal

Day 4: snowy night

I was losing interest at this point but I do like the idea of in my android au blitz different faces just being different modes he has. Also under his hat and monocle thing he looks more like his og and bumble bee movie design.

Day 5: tender

The Blitzbee family! We got bumble bee, blitz wing and there son hornet

Love how the whole FANDOM agrees their child’s name is hornet 

#blitzbee #blitzbee week 2023 #blitzwing #bumbleebee #transformers #transformers animated

[eve-of-halloween]

Hi 🥰 jdk if i’ve ever asked you this but are you still a blitzbee fan?

If you are, your thoughts on bumblebee actually being mute and it’s discovered after battle when his replacement vox gets damaged beyond repair? How his team and Blitzwing separately react to the secret bee was keeping?

How he actually did have a voice at one point but it was traumatically ripped from his throat at a really young age?

I mean if he had it ripped out at a young age I don't think his team would be all that surprised that he's mute. if anything, they'd all probably feel bad. The thing is idk if Blitzbee would fully be a thing in my NG if Bee had been mute the whole time. Just cause Bee won Blitzy over with his obnoxious never shuts up personality. If Bee was mute he wouldnt have won over Blitzy as easily. Because in my NG Au Blitz fell for Bee because his loud over the top never sit down never shut up personality reminded Blitz of his deceased family members. Bee being a chatterbox that was always getting into things and running his mouth made Blitzy feel at home and if Bee was mute the whole time, then Blitzy wouldn't have fallen for that comforting reminder. If he went mute after a fight after already knowing everyone, then it would be a shock for everyone and of course his team would try and get him repaired. It wouldn't be a huge secret if he had it replaced in the past as damaged parts are usually replaced or repaired so having a different vox due to something that happened prior to knowing them wouldn't exactly be upsetting. It would be unfortunate he's lost his vox again and they'd feel bad but in a time of war/conflict its actually very common that someone would be banged up in some way. In that case of him looking his voice after knowing them, Blitzwing would be heartbroken he couldn't hear Bee's voice anymore. Especially because he'd see the sad look in Bee's eyes over not being able to voice how he feels/what's going on in his head. He'd go out of his way to comfort bee and try and make everything feel as normal as he could until he could be repaired. Just in hopes of stopping Bee from feeling trapped in his own head.

[oddthingsndaydreams]

Blitzbee Mermay Mainverse: Hook, Line, and Sinker

Bumblebee is a tour guide working for a whale spotting boat off the vague coast of not-quite-accurate, fantasy Maine. Many details will be bungled for the sake of plot.

Blitzwing is a peculiar up and coming strategist for Megatron's new Coalition, a rag tag pack of Siren survivors assembled from broken pods and loners.

In the past, Murms have led nomadic lives: following the currents in family units to hunt prey, but overfishing and ocean pollution have threatened their traditional lifestyle. New, sustainable prey sources have to be found and some, in anger, have turned to luring men. Among these are Megatron's Coalition. Something of a break from tradition, born out of necessity, such large pack numbers are unprecedented for Murms and it's been Megatron's ambition to ensure survival through cooperation.

Though their efforts have been subtle and carefully planned, the uptick in seaside attacks have not gone unnoticed. The Coast Guard are becoming wary. Results are inconclusive but fearing another JAWS level hysteria Ultra Magnus has strengthened regulation of the beaches, closing off the caves from public use, and increased recruiting efforts, with little luck outside a couple of overeager foreign exchange students. Meanwhile Sentinel lobbies for hunting permits and patrols the shores hoping to catch his ticket to promotion beached on the sand. What were once considered bestial, and elusive predators are now gaining the attention of scientists. Perceptor has offered to pay a great deal for a live specimen and previous findings are being reevaluated.

Yet despite the warning signs, tourist season hasn't slowed. The general public remains unaware and uncaring outside the efforts of a few concerned environmentalists. Magnus' son for one, Optimus, is still on the fence, having been regaled by the tales of Ratchet's past experiences working on a fishing boat.

Bumblebee couldn't care less. Not when there are bills to pay and fun to be had. A little yellow tape never stopped him... until one foggy morning he finds one. Struggling in a tangle of old fishnets, half beached on the lip of a low tide cave.

#Blitzbee #Blitzbee: Hook Line & Sinker #Mermay #Sketchbook #Not sure I should actually tag these transf/ormers since it's an organic au :/ #Trying for a level of realism but lots of stuff is gonna get handwaved for plot this is for fun at the end of the day #We're not changing the names yet either. Haven't really thought of better ones and I tend to get lost in those AUs anyways #So apologies for the immersion break. Megalodon would be a great name for Megs but I'd overcomplicate things coverting every name #Also like I mentioned earlier these AUs are for lobster boi but shark boi is easier to draw so ignore the discrepancies #cw: blood

[sroloc--elbisivni]

So do you feel like talking about a Transformers AU you’re writing? Any AU.

asjgjdh one i am writing no unless you mean one that's partway published because turtles is still kind of eating my brain so right now in transformers i am writing 1. mushroomverse 2. fathomless 3. that's it. fathomless is currently either self-explanatory or spoilers and i never know where to start with mushroomverse.

oh i guess technically i have the romance novel TFA au! that's started. haven't worked on it in earnest for a while but it exists! it's plotted out in my head as a series of four shipfics in a cybertronian high society divided not on gender lines but on 'land management' vs 'military'. autobot and decepticon affiliation has nothing to do with it. the decepticons are like. Scottish nobility.

so we go from JazzProwl friends to lovers mutual pining to MegOp 'love and hate tension 'you profited off my family's ruin and ugh now you're HOT' to one that's just a comedy of errors involving BlitzBee and ShockBlurr (one of those chained idiot plots where person c is helping person b, who c has a crush on, help person a, who b has a crush on--a=shockwave b=bumblebee c=blitzwing) and in the background the chaperones are distracted from this mess by Bulkhead getting seduced by married couple Strika and Lugnut who love him for his brain and his body.

jazzprowl side of this au is Mutual Restrained Longing and Respectful Intellectual Exchange. jazz is a sea captain prowl collects fossils and they go to lectures together. megop is Belligerent Sexual Tension and Good Things One-Upsmanship. optimus was supposed to go to military school but his family lost all their money and so he's back for his second season after he left his first very early to help blackarachnia, so he's no longer a shy young thing and he's very over these fawning young military officers who can't even beat him in a strategy game.

Ratchet and Arcee are chaperoning the canon autobot team. they have their work cut out for them. i may or may not ever write this more than the one scene i already have (start of Jazzprowl one, below the cut) but if i do it will be so much fun.

“...and of course, for embellishments, our establishment is up to date on all of the latest trends, my lord. Circuit boards are especially popular right now—one may arrange them to convey any and all manner of messages, with of course varying levels of discretion depending on their placement.”

Prowl was barely listening. He turned in front of the mirror as the modiste prattled on to Ratchet about current fashions, skirt held up in one servo so he could better watch the dark swish of the fabric. He had been skeptical of the merits of clothing, but he supposed he could see the decorative value. The dark fabric flowed like oil. Like the ocean.

“Prowl?” Ratchet sounded annoyed, but that wasn’t a sign he’d let them leave yet. He’d sounded annoyed ever since he’d found Bulkhead and Bumblebee in Prowl’s kitchen, and that hadn’t stopped him from shepherding Prowl off of Yoketron’s derelict estate and through all the forms and fancies that preceded a season in Metroplex. “You got an idea on the stenciling?”

“The point of this is that I present myself as a suitable candidate for conjugation, isn’t it?” Prowl asked. He didn’t look away from the mirror, turning again to watch the swirl of mesh floating around his plating. “Whatever is fashionable will be fine.”

Ratchet sighed. “If all I needed was an assembly-line opinion, I would’ve brought your measurements and not you,” he grumbled. “The point is that you find someone who can tolerate your personality. You have to show a little of it for that to happen. Primus knows you’ve got plenty to spare.”

“I don’t have time for—” Prowl clenched the fabric tighter, catching himself before he could turn in a temper. Ratchet was trying to help him. Prowl needed his expertise.

Seeking harmony with the universe, Prowl released the fabric, smoothing his servo over the wrinkles in the mesh. It did smooth beautifully. Like sand washed by the tide, before the sheen of the water faded.

“Ammonites,” Prowl said, into the silence that neither the modiste nor Ratchet had broken. “You can pattern it with ammonites. I’ll send you a design if you require one.”

#talky talk #becauseforoncethisisme #is this transformers #ficlet #asks #fic talk

[birthdaycakeplate]

This is an emotional ramble on why I got into tfa Blitzbee (not that any body asked me and will be leaving this post a little bit scarred- I simply think way too much about fictional men, and have to talk about them to balance my blood sugar)

I saw tfa when I was like 13 and hated it vehemently. Couldn’t wait for the next show on CartoonNetwork to come on. I saw Transformers Armada in snippets  when I was 8 and loved it. Because of Hot shot, basically... and Starscream.

Now one year ago I saw Tfa again on YouTube, after being stuck in G1 and Armada hell for trying to revisit childhood memories out of NOWHERE, and it’s now the most important piece of fiction to me on the planet. I can’t believe how much I love this show, now that I’m old as hell.

On to my point.

I have some kind of problem -that I won’t be telling my therapist about- where I HAVE to ship characters that I think are cute or cool 🙃 If I like you, you get yourself an in universe pairing. I can’t enjoy literature or media without romance or ships in it, same with real life. Obviously I don’t know why that is, or if should be worried.

Anyway, Blitzbee was an interesting case, because, while truly watching this show for the first time finally, I thought Bee was rude compared to his G1 self, and Blitzwing was just thousands of tonnes of cute, strong, extremely interesting mech.

I tend to base my ship relationships off my real life one of 13 years (so that’s how you know I’m biased and unreliable).

Big-strong looks precious with little-sassy. That’s my default, but not my only means of forming the connection between characters. Otherwise I wouldn’t indulge so deeply in Strika x Lugnut.

-Extra clarification, if I’m being confusing-

🔽🔽🔽

With the millions of exceptions I have to this default template, I should say (in my only, extremely weak defense) that it basically depends on the character I’ve found cute and cool. Like Overlord x Tarn, to give an example. They are vile, reckless, brutal, and their ship is saturated in dysfunction and animosity. Not to mention, there is no one specific cute, little baby to keep protected and loved (just kidding, it’s Tarn. He’s baby).

So the template isn’t a final thing. You don’t have to be a big bruiser with a little angel, when I’ve got equal power ships like WonderBat, JesseJames from Team Rocket, or rk1000 from DBH  in my arsenal.

And even then, like OverTarn, I subconsciously label someone as the sweetheart who needs protecting, just not in the same sense. Starscream x Windblade is a fun ship, and in that one, I think of Starscream as a needy, self conscious, broken mech who needs lots of affection.

Y’all did not ask for this, stop this, Cake.

——End clarification, back to the point——

It just so happened that Blitzwing got the role of ‘big boy is stronk and assertive’ (for reasons I’ll explain below) and I my kind, I wanted to assign him by favorite formula of a tiny sass machine to provide for.

I ignored finding him a ship for a while, and focused on the one that got me interested in Tfa suddenly in the first place- Megop. Who also fits my default template, splendidly.

I consumed more content just to see those two cuties in their natural habitats, until at last, Bumblebee wasn’t the rude bot I thought he was.

He was confident, playful, moderately easy to fluster (adorable), and compassionate ✨ He knew how to live life (I wish I did), made MANY mistakes (my favorite kind of character, because I regret everything I’ve chosen in life), and he was so happy whenever he could be with his family and just chill.

Bee was a sweetheart, I just hadn’t realized. When he told Sari to go ahead and cry all she needed and just held her in that one episode, that really did me in finally. Bee was now an awesome character, and I’d just needed to get to know him better. Which is frequently the case- I started off hating this show, after all.

Struggling with the emptiness of Blitzwing having no partner despite my insane infatuation for him (again, why does everyone need to be in a relationship, Cake? Life is fulfilling without romance. Well, I’m not going to tell my therapist still, so this is just my brain forever, I guess. Relationships or I lose interest) I was ✨immediately enlightened✨ I could see it now, I could see THE PAIRING💕 the one I’d waited a month for 🥺

But it got better, AS SOON as I’d given the thought life.

They could also actually.... ✨WORK✨

I realized they could be a sensible couple and I hadn’t just thrown them together like I had ShockBlur.

And it was literally all thanks to Blitzwing’s random, playful side I was given this little puzzle piece.

I could have my cake and eat it too (hence my name 🙃).

Blitzwing could be rough, tough, and sharp and protect his cocky, lighthearted, friendly, goofy little Autobot mate. AND he had a matching personality.

Years of war, violent, traumatic experiences had hardened him into a responsible, keen mech (in my head canon of him at least) which reminded me of my own partner in life. So another brick in the ship I was build.

BUT, Blitzwing could also be playful when his little one needed him to be. He could be reckless and daring and confident when Bee needed it, but still settle down for the day to watch him play video games and keep him cuddled in his lap.

(Obviously this is all shipping jargon, and I’m delusional, but you have to be delusional to ship characters who are unloving enemies, and canonically disgusted with each other, I guess 😭)

So, here I am projecting all my shit (these poor fictional robots) onto this amazing couple, I’ve finally met a justification to ship together (I have to have justification or I lose my freaking mind) AND THEN.

THEN Blitzwing calls Bumblebee (and Fanzone’s matching car) “Cute!” Because ‘they’re twins’.

And that’s all I needed for my formula of nonsense. Blitzbee was born, and can you guys freaking imagine what it was LIKE to enter into a fandom that was not only still alive, BUT SHIPPED the things I shipped? Like I cannot leave this place, I have never lucked out on old media still being popular, and loved enough to assign ships I genuinely care about an existence.

Am I old? Do y’all ever get this?

Anyway, I AM SHARING THIS for no other reason then I think so much about how perfect they are together, and I’m generally jarred and sad when in the show they don’t show each other the barest hint of kindness. 

But more accurately, I’m sharing this because I’m hoping someone will like read this and say in the comments wow BirthdayCake this is actually me, like these are my thoughts and feelings. You just described me, you are not alone. I literally could not believe how perfect two mechs having a similar personality type was when they were both so cute, what were the chances 🥺🥺🥺

Another part of me hopes none of you will read this, because I sound like an idiot.

So, anyways I need therapy, but I’m using cartoons instead. I’m sorry if you made it all the way to the bottom.

#Ever just share too much on Tumblr because you are just so into this one Monical having bitch? #Rambling #my insipid thoughts #Toxic post from a toxic person #Blitzbee #tfa #tranformers animated

[sug4r-melon]

Now I’m curious: Who did the dragonet get the Animus gene from? Is Blitzwing distantly related to the IceWing Royal Family?

animus powers work a little differently in this au, so it isn't completely connected to the royal icewing family. in the au, animus magic is seen as a soul connected thing, where certain dragons are simply "picked" by the heavens based on their vibes

dragons with unique features are more prone to being animuses, and Tiger(blitzbees daughter) is a hybrid, so it isn't too surprising to her parents

#tfa wof au #blitzbee

[blitzswolf]

So I’ve been in a ghibli mood lately and I was looking at @eve-of-halloween awesome blog and I thought hey how would her characters look like as ghibli characters and then I was like HEY let’s draw that so here it is and I’m very proud of it for the first three I use her human designed for bee, blitzys and hornet then I use her ocs Bunky and Obelisk In @pastelpaperplanes cops and mops au style for the last two

So the first one is bumblebee as chihiro from spirited away I picked her bescause it really reminded me of bee devoplment and his personality in general

The second one is Nausicaa from Nausicaa and the valley of the wind my favorite studio ghibli movie she really reminds me of Nausicaa for Instant Nausicaa’s world is plagued with war, death, and pollution but she dosent give up even with the world against her she keep her love for her people and home and the world around her

The third is Blitzwing as Baron at first I only used Baron for the suit but the more I thought about it there a lot more incomen then I thought for one both seem stand offish and cold but once you get to know then there not so bad

The fourth is bunky/bunker as Pazu from castle in the sky originally I was going to use wing ding but the more I thought about it the more I realized Pazu fits bunky better his kind and loves to help others but can get serious when he needs to but will be there when need to do something that’s hard but needs to be done

The last and my favorite of the designs Obelisk as princess Mononoke I mean how chould I not there both so bada** they take no ones sh*t and there both really good leaders

#transformers #transformers animated #blitzbee #blitzbee family #studio ghilibi #studio ghibli #Princess Mononoke #nausicaä of the valley of the wind #spirited away #the cat returns #castle in the sky #hornet #bunky #obelisk #tfa blitzwing #bumblebee #tfa bumblebee

[brandwhorestarscream]

Blitzbee baby au and the anon's last post about prowl reminded me of a blog here on Tumblr, whose au has the decepticons and team prime kind of "living" together. I don't know how to explain it well, but among the formed families (that I remember) are:

Blitzbee and their triplets

Megaop and their "twins "(in quotes, because they actually made each other sparked)

And prowl, who is a single carrier of three (the middle one is from Jazz and the other from lockdown)

I don't remember the others, except that the prowl's youngest has a half brother on his sire's side (swinlock) and starscream kinda had a crisis and ended up "adopting" the twins and the clones

That sounds like a really fun AU tbh! Link me? I'd love to check it out ^-^

[silentparalysis]

1-800-they-are-peeping

Rip sleep, they loved it when they knew it

#tfa #transformers animated #tfa blitzwing #tfa bumblebee #blitzbee #blitzbee sparklings #blitzwing #bumblebee #i have an obsession with blitzwings legs #this started as a practice pose for my daily leg intake and this happened #just a family waking up to the screams of their bitlets #I have a headcannon seekers are VERY vocal with the trilling and peeping and screeching

[moonlight-tmd]

BlitzBee but Autobots find Blitz nearly frozen to death and take him in. Blitz has now a new family.

Aka- the new fanfic in the making.

#maccadam #tfa #blitzbee