What I learned tonight by the professors of SWAG and Gangsta-ness, OUR EVPS, Matthew and Nicholas Jackson:
- DO NOT heckle using the wrong names
- They wear vests beneath their suits— blood stained suits at that.
- They are literal caucasian gangsters— possible mafia bosses as well.
- Nicholas is tired of the DISRESPECT the fans have shown their EVPs.
- Pound it and lock it down before you beat the shit out of a local.
- They will be RANKED.
- They will be 3x AEW Tag Champs
- They want their TAG BELTS back.
- They’re praying for Sting and Darby to get better.
- We’re loved… kinda?
- Climbing the ranks— like bosses.
- Have single-handedly massacred those local talent.
- Call them by their GOD-GIVEN NAMES.
- If you’re in the front row of an event, Nicholas will scold you.
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this took so long but im so happy i made it :] they're so silly
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If you still need inspiration
The sniper scene in meet the spy but they are gay.
Spy is poping in to tease sniper
I wanted to decline this rq at first, but then I remembered of the song "horny angry tango" that I think fits perfectly for this situation
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Matthew used his manly voice tonight. Not only that, but he had some very valid points.
“And we will get OUR DAMN BELTS BACK!”
“YOUR EVPS!”
“I love being your freakin’ EVP!”
“LET’S GO!!!”
Nicholas, however, just wants you to call him and his brother by their…
GOD-GIVEN NAMES!
And show your EVPs some..
“RESPECT!”
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When you pull out the wrong react pic in the group chat
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