#btw Sam’s ass is now officially Americas ass

[incorrect-spiderson]

Peter, hands shaking as he’s holding the phone: Okay… I can do this

Bucky, across the room: Who do you think he’s calling?

Sam: Hmmm.. the government?

Bucky: Nah, nah, probably his aunt

Sam: Ooh or his girlfriend?

Bucky: Ooooooh, maybe a potential girlfriend?

Sam: Maybe a villain?

Bucky: Or an EX!

Peter: …

Peter: Uh… yeah can I order a pizza-

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[littlemessyjessi]

“Mrs. America”  Steve Rogers Imagine / Headcanons Steve Rogers x Plus Size Reader

Marrying Steve would include...

Him wanting to go traditional. 

And also him wanting to be eccentric and modern.

Basically, Steven Grant is a Groomzilla. 

Forget the Bride being crazy about it. 

Honestly, never thought he'd find a nice doll like you. 

Like ever.  

Even after the serum. 

And he had loved Peggy, he had. 

But that time passed and she'll forever have a space in his heart.

You totally get that, btw. 

And you tell him that outright that it's ok that he still loves her. 

You're fucking amazing like that. 

It's one of the reasons he's so crazy about you.

But back to Groomzilla.

Anyway, so he never thought he'd find anyone like you and now that he has...he wants to pull out all the stops. 

This mother fucker has two best men 

Because he's extra

Sam and Bucky, of course. 

They bicker constantly

Obvi

He really wanted you in white

But the artist in him also loves you in color 

He's so fucking undecided over everything 

But you don't care 

Because you're chill like that

You just love your crazy noodle and just want him to be happy

All you really care about is marrying that boob and having him be Mr. Y/N Y/L/N....because that's what you affectionately call him

Whether you take his last name or not...you tell everyone he's your bitch

Mrs. America, my ass

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