In Age of Ultron when the Avengers were staying at Clint’s house and Fury was cooking-
It got me thinking that:
What if he is secretly good at cooking, like reallyyyy good
So good that he participates in a cooking show (and wins)
Peter and Bucky watching Hell’s Kitchen: hey, that guy looks familiar
Nat, walking by: is that Nick??
Nat: what is he doing??
Bucky: apparently winning
Nat: wait what??
Fury, on screen: *looks directly into camera and winks (or in his case, blinks)*
And maybe he also has a whole bunch of other skills, for example:
Carol, walking outside: I didn’t know you could do that
Fury, riding a unicycle: neither did I
Carol: ok then
tony: *walks into lab*
fury: *hacking the pentagon whilst simultaneously fixing everything wrong with the iron man suit*
tony: caROL COME GET FURY! CAROL-
then when they’re in a fight…
fury: *sees hammer on the ground*
fury: *casually picks it up and summons some lightning to defeat their enemies*
Tony: *walking in the Avengers Tower common room*
Nick Fury: *knitting a small sweater for Goose to relax himself*
Tony: *sighs and walks out*
Tony: When did this whole thing *gestures to Fury cooking four scrambled eggs and baking three cakes and making pasta sauce* start?
Clint: *Looks at Fury* *Looks at Tony* I dunno.
Tony: *Looks at Natasha*
Bruce: Oh no… I broke my desk when I hulked out. I can’t believe-
Fury: *casually building a desk, chair, and full sized dresser*
Steve, holding the guitar Fury made:
Bucky, eating the pasta Fury made:
Natasha, wearing the sweater Fury made:
Tony, working on the suit Fury made:
Thor, staring at his hammer:
Peter, doing the Tik Fok dance Fury did: Yeah get used to it