# project: edens garden boy trio kiss you headcanons ! !
characters: damon maitsu, kai monteago & wolfgang akire.
prompt: how they kiss you.
warnings: lots of kissing, boys being touchy + kai is a cringe tiktoker or whatever.
authors note: ok ngl. writing kai was so horrific i luv him but wtf lmao hope you guys enjoy !! i was gonna post this for new years but uh.. i got impatient sooooo!!! also kais va follow me on twt im really happy... yeah! i love damon hes my babygirl jmkoaklp okok written by 🎈 admin yippee!!
# damon maitsu
he keeps it private, although on rare occasions he’ll place a somewhat sweet quick kiss on your lips before leaving; yet damon prefers to show his appreciation for you in private, since he has an ego and title to uphold.
his kisses are probably aggressive. like i can see him roughly grabbing your waist and pulling you in for a kiss, all while having one hand on your chin. even though he won’t admit it, he enjoys when you initiate the kiss. his favorite are nose kisses but it makes him embarrassed, so he’ll act all annoyed but he secretly enjoys it.
he probably makes fun of you if you can’t reach him for a kiss. he will laugh at you and enjoy every second of it.
# kai monteago
he’s a pretty boy influencer; this boy probably does everything. he probably enjoys pinning you to the wall while you kiss because it makes him look cooler. doesn’t mind kissing you in front of people, although he enjoys it more alone because he can do it for longer.
he likes to surprise you with kisses. he thinks your reaction is amusing and cute and teases you when your cheeks turn pink. his kisses are usually quick in public, long in private. he’s pretty messy with it and he doesn’t care. admires you in between kisses because i say so.
+ he looks up rizz tutorials on tiktok at 2 am and takes them so seriously he calls himself the rizzler fr.
# wolfgang akire
generally has no shame so he doesn’t really mind kissing you in front of people, just nothing too serious or long. quick forehead kisses, kisses on your hand or cheek kisses. he’s fine with pretty much everything since he doesn’t feel embarrassment from doing it in front of anyone.
i can imagine he’s quite gentle with you. he’ll bring himself down to your height while holding your hands and place kisses on your lips, forehead; just anywhere. his hands will usually be holding your waist, and afterwards he’ll pull you in for a warm hug.
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not sure if this has been asked before but what are the abm characters' favorite food(s)?
I'm going with the food available in canonical ABM heaven because idk. Here u go:
Lucifer - soup, big soup fan, he loves a warm, hearty stew (as per that one scene)
Michael - charro beans. big papaya fan.
Baal - he loves to have some bread w butter but he'd fuck up some hummus too. Also likes chocolate (just in general)
Phanuel - corn-based dishes
Rosier - fruits, naturally
Asmodeus - Rosier's peach cobbler
Azazel - he loveees a honey, grapes, nuts, and bread ( + other vegan stuff) charcuterie board
Raphael - big fan of branzino fish
Gabriel - lettuce, spinach, and kale enjoyer
Uriel - does not like eating but if he must, he will have a curry
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how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….
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i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!
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haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!
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my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…
#tunnelr is sooo easy
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met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml
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i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!
🔁 blanc-de-thoto
is this really how i talked back in 2011
#why was i like that
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omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way
#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!
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what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..
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hopital.
#not the gotcha i thought it was
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FLOW -
[ kim taehyung x reader ]
TAE ( ´(エ)ˋ )
taehyung: baby was just in the store
and the worker lady came and asked me what the flow was like
at first i was like
???
but then it clicked
so then i dropped the hardest freestyle known to man
like no joke was wayyy better than anything yoongi joon or hobi would spit
and i KNOW she was fucking with it cuz she was like
“heavy?”
LIKE YES MY FLOW HEAVY AS HELLL
y/n: are you actually brain dead be honest
taehyung: don’t be mad cuz you don’t flow like me
y/n: i do flow
taehyung: NO WAY?????
didn’t know u got down like that pretty
should we battle or something
let’s get the worker lady to judge it
y/n: did you get the fucking pads or not?
taehyung: what
y/n: taehyung
taehyung: taehyung
y/n: yes or no
taehyung: oh
y/n: don’t oh me
taehyung: um
y/n: taehyung
taehyung: ok i see where i went wrong lolz
i was standing in front of the little period isle when she asked about flow
in my defence she should of been more specific
like i’m kim taehyung
ofc i’m gonna be thinking about music
like that’s my whole life
y/n: you had a mask on no?
taehyung: yeah
but i have real recognisable eyes she should of known
y/n: or maybe you should of had some fucking common sense?????
taehyung: i did
it’s very common to confuse flows
y/n: you were standing in the pad isle and chose to freestyle
taehyung: did do that
y/n: you amaze me
taehyung: thank u ❤️
y/n: that was not a compliment
taehyung: i’m pretty sure it was
y/n: i’m telling you it’s not
taehyung: someone’s on her period 😭
y/n: I AM
i’m actually going to strangle you
wow
taehyung: almost home
y/n: do not come back
taehyung: let’s get the pads together
and like idk what size pussy you wear so like you can help
y/n: stop talking to me
oh my god
i hate you
i actually hate you
taehyung: is ur pussy big???
be honest
y/n: STOP TALKING
IM BEGGING YOU
taehyung: small medium or large
just like a coke from mcdonalds
tell me babe
y/n: you did not just compare my pussy to a fucking mcdonalds coke
taehyung: would you of preferred i said sprite??
y/n: go
away
taehyung: meow
are you mad at me????
what did i do
baby :(((((((((((
y/n: if you do not come home with my fucking pads and flowers i’m not letting u in
taehyung: what about mcdonalds???
y/n: fuck off
taehyung: ur telling me ur not hungry rn…
y/n: are you trying to call me big??
taehyung: the biggest!!!
y/n: blocked.
taehyung: HEART
THE BIGGEST HEART OH MY GOD BABE I SWEAR
OH MY GODDD I SWEAR THE BIGGEST HEART U HAVE IT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
ITS HARD TO TYPE AND WALK I SWEAR OH MY GOD
y/n: don’t care kys
taehyung:
y/n: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
taehyung: wrong photo
there you go
🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻
why they kinda look like us waitttt
y/n: that is a white man and woman
taehyung: us in an alternate universe
y/n: bye
taehyung: baby talk to me pls
come back
let’s love
not fight
#lovewins
not hate
let’s hold hands
skip in some fields
let’s paint
omg paint me like one of ur french girls
didn’t that girl that like almost drown say that
lol
flipping loser
i could never drown
put me in the middle of the ocean and i wouldn’t drown i’m telling you
i’m a swimmer
not a drowner
put me in a hurricane bro
y/n: hurricane??
taehyung: the big wave of water thing
y/n: a tsunami????
taehyung: is that not a dessert…
y/n: what
taehyung: tsunami
y/n: no
taehyung: babe…
y/n: just piss off actually
taehyung: i told you
y/n: that literally says tiramisu
taehyung: exactly
y/n: last words
taehyung: chicken nuggets?
you can no longer send messages to this contact!
taehyung:
aw wait wtf :/
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silly little silly post
don’t hold me to this btw these are just quick silly little sillies you get me??? probably not but it’s ok cuz i get it and that’s all that matters in life sighs
i could be a poet guys i’m telling you
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