#but fr thank u!!! crazy!!!!!!

[wegc]

Okay but the 🎀 anon ask has just started giving me dirty thoughts in my mind because I'm all about needy and obsessive chan.

So what if the second time they have sex and she's clinging onto him, her body trembling under his and he just loses it?

'You're my babygirl now, fucking mine'

ok first of all my brain exploded when you followed me and sent this ask because wow tmi i stalk ur blog every month, i think about your posts for DAYS.

but AHHH YES i knew you would be a needy and obsessive chan enthusiast because even without his perversion tendencies, chan is very clingy and loves intensely :( maybe a little too much!!!

in 🎀 anons original ask, i believe the reader was a virigin so not only does the debauched image of you mewling and writhing underneath him like he’s always imagined drive him up the wall, but the thought of being your first (and your only, chan will make sure of it) puts him at extreme risk of absolutely ruining you.

cue possessive chan whose need to claim you as his, to be your protector, to have you look and think about no one else but him invokes something primal inside his depraved mind. don’t be surprised if he suddenly observes that you’re too close for his comfort with someone else and decides to fuck you stupid that night!!!

you’re all his now and you should only need him and depend on him, right?? he can take care of you best and he’ll prove it to you!!!

the BABYGIRL part UGH i swear everyone cringes the fuck out at the pet name until it comes to channie and the stupid fucking photo on his phone. it drives me CRAZY especially him repeating it in lives and him outing his daddy kink!!! i think about it at least once a day.

#kinda went crazy #toxic chan is the best chan #guilty pleasure fr I NEED U TO COME IN MY INBOX TO INDULGE IN THIS W ME OMG #thank u for this #bang chan smut #bang chan x reader #skz smut #stray kids smut #skz x reader #stray kids x reader #skz hard hours #skz hard thoughts #skz headcanons #perv skz #perv bang chan #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids hard hours #bang chan hard thoughts #bang chan hard hours #answered #mutuals

[stealingpotatoes]

I think I remember that there is a kind of cat on Naboo. What if Luke got a cat?

the only naboo cat i could find on the wiki was a tusk cat, a huge predator cat but like… that’s pretty in character for luke to just befriend the biggest, scariest, and most dangerous thing on the planet and try keep it as a pet

#he’s literally princess jasmine from aladdin fr… #luke skywalker #thanks for the ask! #(presuming u mean in the skywalker apart au) he may not be raised by anakin but he’s sure crazy as him #my doods

[carmyboobear]

carmy confessing to reader ❤️

YESSSS okay there are so many ways this could go. In my professional opinion I think Carmy would be SO nervous, even if he thinks you like him back. Because that’s just the sort of person he is. He’d probably just accidentally let it slip one day.

“You don’t have to be so damn cute about everything,” he says, mostly to himself, but when the words slip out and he sees your expression, he knows he can’t take it back.

“What?” You say, because that’s all you can think to say to that. Carmy’s standing there, the tips of his ears slowly turning pink.

“Uh.” His eyes close, eyebrows pinching as he processes what just happened. “So, uh…I didn’t think I said that out loud. But, ah…” He runs a hand through his hair. “I…I guess I just did.”

“Carmy, I…” You hold back a laugh. That would be too mean, but you can’t help your smile. “What is this? What’re you saying?”

He’s silent for a while. His mouth opens so many times as if he’s going to speak, but then it closes. He turns and steps in place, stress knitted into every expression and movement. You can’t help but feel a little bad for him.

“Okay, I—look. This wasn’t how it was supposed to go,” he starts, almost muttering to himself, “but here’s the thing. I, uh…I like you. A lot.” He laughs breathily, an exasperated thing. “And I didn’t mean to let it slip—“

“Carmy,” you try, but for once he can’t stop talking.

“And I, I know you don’t give a shit about me like that. It’s fine,” he says quickly, like he’s trying to slap a bandaid over a wound. “You’re too good for me. You are. So just forget I ever said anything, okay? We can go back to just being friends, just being, normal—“

“Carmen!” You say sharply, because he’s not stopping, and he stops. “Slow down. So let me get this straight—you like me. And not just like a friend.”

“…Yeah,” he says after a beat. His cheeks are flushed. “Yeah, I really do.”

“Okay,” you say. “So what’s the problem?”

“Huh?”

“Because I don’t see a problem here.” You’re standing closer to him now. You can smell his musk, cigarettes, and his faded cologne. “Do you?”

“Uh…” His eyes flutter shut as you lean in closer to him. “No, I suppose I don’t,” he says lowly, and he presses his smiling lips against yours.

#carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #the bear #the bear fx #carmy x reader #jeremy allen white #my asks #my blurbs #anyway YAYYY thanks for the ask I had fun!! I am an accidental confession truther #carmy is just anxious at his core and wouldn’t confess even if he knew you liked him back bc he’s crazy #he’s just like me fr…. #Hope u enjoy!!!!! #carmy #reader

[wikitpowers]

“and that kids is why lucifer is gonna be the villain in twp, ash actually is lucifer himself, kit is gonna have gold wings, clace will get married, cassie is going to kill off a lightwood, thule!kit will be in the wild hunt and morgenthorn will be endgame”

class: [DISMISSED]

#SHOUTOUT TO THE PEOPLE WHO MADE UP THESE THEORIES #this fandom is so fucking cool istg #like @tsc-reader for the ash theory eeeekkkk #thank u for ur services🫡 #but fr it’s so funny how many crazy theories this fandom comes up with #it’s so fun to read and talk about #here’s to hoping some of the wild shit comes true🤞🏼 #yes im looking at u kit being a directioner theory #the last king of faerie #the last prince of hell #the last shadowhunter #the wicked powers #twp #tsc

[enha-stars]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????

#FIVE HUNDRED??? y’all crazy fr #CRAZYY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #k but why tho #but why #also ignore the drafts LMAO ☝🏽 #for some reason it would not let me edit it anymore #stupid iphone #i did say things were coming… #ANYWAYS #THANK YOU SO MUCH???? #i’ll have to do something big for this oh no (oh yes) #i love all of u #and i’ve made such rlly close rlly amazing friends on here #kisses #ok bye ! #enha!me

[ultrasopp]

I do not believe nicky di genova lived through medieval era and went travelling on foot across continents yet stayed clean shaved, nothing more than a stubble through it all. It is unrealistic thats not how beard works. He has let it grow so big, he is a 1000 years old he’s tried it all. I will die on this hill

#brought to u by. bits of joe being like ‘love u despite ur beard<3’ #<-WRONG bc 1) joe is corny and biased and would think nicky sooo handsome even with the ugliest hair and 2) nicky sexy with beard anyway #and bits of nicky being like ‘woah i CANNOT STAND having beard finally i can shvae’ #WRONG AGAIN only bc i think one would go crazy having only one style for 1000 years #so tbh same goes for joe. i think he has been baby face many many times #no i know he has been #thank u #well none of this matters it is fr Unimportant lmao #but will die on this nicky w a beard hill tho #anyway caring abt things and having interests is so embarrassing. do not look at me make blorbo post #txt #the old guard

[startistdoodles]

Thank you guys for all the love and support over my work lately btw 😭 its such a joy to share my lil stories and ideas with yall, and to hear positive feedback and see how my ideas/headcanons have inspired so many of you makes me feel all giddy inside 💖💕 so thank you aaaa 🥺💖

#not art #startist speaks #every time i hear someone say they were inspired by me #or really like my world and make me fanart #it gives me butterflies fr 🥺 #im very happy to be an inspiration and see u guys make ur own stories and characters <3 #and the love on my headcanons is especially heartwarming ;v; #whenever im like 'this idea is probably a bit crazy lol but im gonna do it anyways' im always blown away by people saying they love it #u guys are wonderful thank u <3 i could gush a lot haha

[lovely-v]

just drank a ton of soju and watched the new dungeon meshi episode while eating a huge bowl of instant tempura udon that i drowned in siracha i HIGHLY recommend this lifestyle

#veesaysthings #thank u to my crazy roommate for buying soju and encouraging me to drink it at every possible chance #soju + udon + dunmesh fixed me fr #my roommate and i are sick of italian food so weve been getting korean + asian market instant stuff all week. it RULES #got ramune too mwah <3

[taesanrot]

new eunseok teaser out and thank u guys sm for all the support n notes ik it's not much but it's so much more than i expected.... studying for an exam rn but i'm almost done w found you pt 2 and the taesan fic they will be out very shortly <3333 i love u pookies

#sungchan x reader #han taesan x reader #riize #bnd #u guys spoil me ily #nini.txt #found you has almost 160 notes like thats so crazy thank u guys fr

[biperhart]

just imagine writing a song about actual crystal meth, snorting crack and having sex, and then all of like 22 years later getting a call from nickelodeon like "yo can we not only use but have a whole conversation about ur song in our show made for 10 year olds?" and that would be story tank for ya

#i would love to live a day as stephan jenkins #I still admire and thank them for doing this bc genuinely actually my favorite song it was a crazy moment fr me #but also what the fuck #I just feel like it was coopers idea #Henry danger #story tank #hi I'm talking #id get it if it was subtle but it's literally not #“like a drug for you” “doing crystal meth will lift u up until u break” “she goes down on me” “taking sips of it through my nose” 😭

[rainturned]

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#ㅤㅤ❛ㅤ𝐌𝐔𝐍ㅤ❟ㅤ out. #RAAAAH I LOVE YOU ALL SM #i appreciate u all #so much #like fr it's crazy #thank you all moots for like everything #for a 2024 full of writing and joy and passion to you all #bc you all are such kind soul and deserve so much #idc if we're mutuals but we've never interacted #i think you all are so cool and deserve such good things in life #mwah love u all <3 #feeling v strongly about everyone rn #love u all

[princekirijo]

PRINCE!!! The way seeing you on my dash made my whole week 💜 I hope you’ve been doing well!!

JEST DUDE HI HOW ARE YOU!!! You're so sweet man, I've been doing great thanks!!!! Been mostly chilling :]

#asks #luzrolay #bro its good to see you too :D #seeing your art again was a treat fr 🙏 #but yeah ive been pretty good thanks!!! #youre so kind thank u 🥺 #mostly just playing games waiting for my results and also for news on my accomodation #nothing too crazy though :] #hope you've veen good too :D

[moonchildstyles]

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#did the unthinkable and searched my url on here just to see what would show up #and it is absolutely inSANE #seeing myself be mentioned in things I didn't know I was like tagged in or anything like omg ????? #I saw a couple of posts w people being excited that I interacted w them and that literally made me need to go to the bathroom to vomit #like that was the sweetest most like head spinning thing ive ever seen #literally soooooo crazy #ive been in such a mood today and this could genuinely make me cry I jsut want to tell everyone thank yu #like fr it means the world to me that ppl even think of me let alone have a positive opinion #it just means alot thank u guys so much #I had so much fun talking to everyone today and then to see those posts made me feel crazy just thank you #other #mine.

[fuckingwhateverdude]

i forget who suggested it but i read home body by rupi kaur and im-

#THERE ARE YEARS IN ME THAT HAVE NOT SLEPT #her poetry is so crazy n cool thank u for the rec <33 #i like the simplicity fr its inspiring

[dokiyeom]

omg hey thank u all for 300 followers that’s so crazy forehead kiss for u all mwah

anyways,, thoughts on a fic abt running an essential oils pyramid scheme w jeonghan,, let’s talk abt that

#aiyah aya !! #like it won’t even b an x reader fic #it’ll b x aya. like ur all gonna be me isn’t that fun #but fr thank u guys for 300 woo crazy to me that sm people r reading my delusional thoughts abt kpop boys i love u all #thanks for reading the words i type that’s so cool of u guys mwah

[duskholland]

Would you ever consider doing a sequel to The Fame Game? Maybe like Tom and y/n are forced to break up and watch each other be set up with different people by the PR?

no !!! it’s a good idea and i’m gen flattered you’d want to read more of them but i wrote tfg two years ago (…… what the fuck …..) so my inspiration for their story is over now ! plus, i gave them a happy ending, an epilogue, and blurbs w them getting engaged and having kids. so id have to fuck w canon and i don’t want to ruin them now they’re all happy etc. thank you for asking tho, it really does mean a lot you’d want to read more of that story :’)

#i’m not being funny but how the fuck was that two years ago . #like what the fuck #i literally wrote my best work 2/1.5 years ago …. WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING #omg i srsly need to get back into it like immediately #anyways #tfg!reader <3 i will never forget the way wattpad hated her <333 like they fr hated/still hate her the comments are so funny #i looooooooved writing that story #i miss them #i’m gonna reread it later #this was a v productive ask thank u for sending it in i really feel like a journey was just embarked upon #anonymous #srry for rambling i haven’t answered any asks in ages i feel crazy