#but i always end up falling asleep anyway

[bumblebeesfromvenus]

Simon Riley NSFW hcs ♡

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Two lovely people asked for my NSFW Simon headcannons and I'm happy to provide!!

Just a disclaimer, these are my headcannons. If you have ones that are totally different, that's okay!

He's fictional and can be whatever you want him to be <3 (except a rapist. We don't do that here.)

If you have any COD thoughts or requests, my inbox is open!!

~ Fi 🐝

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I'm a soft!Simon truther until death.

There's not a single reality in which I can see him ever being too rough with you, let alone hurting you.

First of all, he has no fucking clue what he's doing. He's maybe had sex 2-3 times in his life and I don't think any of them were memorable or good.

I'd wager that all of them were hookups, encouraged by other soldiers to "let off steam". But Simon just can't do it, it feels so wrong. To give himself so fully to someone he doesn't even know.

There needs to be an emotional connection in order for him to feel comfortable and good. He needs to trust and love this person before he can do anything with them.

It's gonna take a while for him to open up, but once he does everything is smooth sailing.

(I also don't think he masturbated excessively. He probably jerked off, everyone gets horny, but especially if we say he's on antidepressants, his sex drive is pretty low. He's either too tired or just doesn't care)

Your first time together was fueled by a, not so uncommon, make-out session on his couch. It'd usually end with you grinding on his thigh or rubbing yourself over his clothed cock until you both reached a satisfactory end.

Simon thinks he could live an entire relationship with only sticking to dry humping, but in reality he's just terrified of the intimacy of real sex.

It's not too romantic, none of that rose petals lit candle stuff. It's not that Simon hates all of that, but I just think it'd be too much for the first time.

He's already so nervous (so are you probably if we're honest) and all that extra stuff would overwhelm the fuck out of him.

(He will spoil you with rose petals and candles another night, even if it just ends you with you falling asleep in eachother's arms <3)

Eventhough it's soft and sweet, you're both still very horny and basically rip the clothes off of the other.

Foreplay is important!!! (For all my girlies who don't drip down their thighs)

Not only for you but for him too. Even if he's rock hard already, he wants to enjoy himself, maybe be a tease. He will always make sure that you're okay and ready (and so will you bc he deserves it).

Would literally eat you out to calm himself down. He probably has fallen asleep while licking your pussy, it's his personal meditation.

Your taste, the way you feel on his tongue and the fact that he was two perfectly good pillows wrapped around his head made it easy for him to nod off.

Also, he prefers it hairy. (Fight me.) (pls don't)

I know it's cliche but he's like 2 seconds away from just coming inside of you the second he pushes in. Not only does he feel good but when he looks down he sees you and he could cry from how happy he is. He just loves you so much.

Can we please put the "You only take half of him" bullshit to rest??? Thank you. We all know Simon as BDE but let's keep it on the real side okay. He couldn't give less of a shit if you can take him to the hilt or not.

(Some gals physically can't bc if your vaginal canal is too short, then it's impossible. You don't want a bruised cervix, so don't be stupid) I do think when he's more comfortable about it and a little more desperate and rough, he'll play into the size kink.

He probably has a huge size kink anyway but he would never make you feel bad if you couldn't take all of him. (Especially if you're giving him head bc let's be real that thing is not going down no one's throat okay)

He has the prettiest moans. I JUST KNOW IT. they're more throaty and deep but they sound good. I honestly don't think this man is capable of whimpering (like physically. Not with that smoker lung) sorry babes.

Simon isn't too loud, but just enough to make you that much hotter. He will try to pull more moans out of you, like a little challenge for himself.

NONE OF THAT "10 rounds Riley" SHIT. (Have any of y'all ever had an orgasm before like?? Who the fuck is going ten rounds??? Not me that's for sure lmao) it really all depends on your guys' mood and neediness on that day.

I do think he can and wants to go a couple of rounds but it's probably more on the rare side and never more than 4.

He knocks out immediately. He's always tired anyways.

I think his favorite positions are missionary, prone bone, and cow girl. He likes the closeness, wants to feel every part of you and kiss it like his life depends on it.

The further you are into your relationship, the more new stuff you can try out. He's always gonna be hesitant at first but if it's not too out there he'll try it.

Simon will tell you if something is a hard no for him and he expects you to respect, just as he would for you.

Would 100% make you ride his face. Wants to he smothered in it okay. (Simon said sit, so sit.)

Simon would be down to tying you up (one condition; you're never tied to anything. In case of emergencies)

You won't get him to be tied up though, that's a real hard no.

I think the closest you'd get to a submissive Simon is if you order him around.

He's sitting on his knees before you and you tell him exactly what you want him to do (one thing Simon Riley can do is follow orders) and he'll pretend to let you be in control and maybe you are for a while, but deep down he's always in control (not necessarily sexual or possessively, he just needs the security)

He loves to get head (not as much as giving it tho) but he will never ever force his cock down your throat, even if you begged him.

He can't do it, won't do it. Has he had the urge and fantasies?? Sure, but it goes against everything he promised when you got into a relationship.

Sweetly suck on his tip and stroke the rest of his length and he's happy as a clam <3

His absolutely favorite thing is when you ride him in the morning. Just lazy and sloppy circles of your hips while you sit on top of him. He loves the sight.

Simon'll gently hold onto your hips and guide you if need be. It's even better if you're laying flush against his chest and the both of you are snuggled under the blanket.

Bonus; he loves to make-out with you. It's an unhealthy obsession that has led to too much lipgloss/lipstick ingested just bc the fucker couldn't wait 2 minutes for you to take it off.

Kissing you is his number 1 way to show you how much he loves you since words aren't his strong suit.

Needless to say, he's head over heels for you, and the sex is great. <3

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I hope you lovelies enjoyed it!

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[simply-trash5]

BNHA Boys and Pro Heros as Types of Light Pt. 2

A lot of people seemed to enjoy the first round of this series that I did so I have decided to do another one! This second round was inspired by an anon who specifically asked for Iida...but I also included a few pro heros to round it out.

As always my inbox and ask box are open for requests of any type really--if you have any questions or just want to chat feel free to hit me up!

We will start under the cut with Iida <3

So when I think of Iida I think of Lamp light:

Iida is like late night reading in the comfort of a large, worn, leather chair. He makes you feel warm to your toes when you're in his presence as if you could fall asleep, but knowing he is near you makes you want to be motivated to do better; to be better for him. He feels expensive and classy, but he feels timeless. To quote Taylor Swift, Iida truly never goes out of style--.

Now Present Mic is Neon Lights:

He is loud and in your face. He is charged and full of energy at all times that sends a zing down your spine. I know this man smells like citrus and mint--am I projecting? Probably. Anyway, he is excitement. He is what it feels like to stay up past your bedtime; he is the head rush you never want to end.

Fatgum is Carnival Lights:

Fatgum feels like having cotton candy. He is sweet to the senses--all of them. The blonde hair, the blue eyes, the round rosy cheeks...He brings a smile to your face that cannot be stopped no matter how hard you try. He brings a sense of nostalgia to your soul when you're near him that feels like you're at a festival in your hometown and he has just won you a teddy bear...your heart might just explode.

Shouta Aizawa is the glow of a television:

Late at night, long after the movie is forgotten but the tv glows...that is what shouta feels like. It's quiet, it fills the room just enough to show the shadows of your lover's face to see the planes of his peaceful face as you hold him. It shows the way he runs his fingers along your arm slowly...the glow of that tv has seen so many secrets; much like Shouta. He is trustworthy, steady, quiet.

Hawks is the faraway lights of the city:

Hawks feels like when you drive just far enough out of the city to get away, but not far enough to know its not there. He feels like he isn't fully yours, but you will enjoy him while you have him. You will lean into him and kiss him while the blurred lights of the city shines behind you before he flies off to the other people you share him with. You'll remember what these lights look like forever and always hope that they will just be beautiful one day and not remind you that you share your hero with the world.

#bnha #bnha comfort #bnha angst #bnha fluff #bnha headcanons #bnha imagines #iida x reader #tenya iida x reader #present mic x reader #hizashi yamada x reader #fatgum x reader #taishiro toyomitsu x reader #shouta aizawa x reader #bnha hawks #hawks x reader #keigo takami #keigo takami x reader #bnha x reader #simplytrash writes

[misc-obeyme]

I saw the discussion of wanting a muscular mommy mc or love interest, and I'm actually down for that. Like, for real, give us a wonder woman-like character to cherish and wish to be crushed by her...😩

Do you think the devs will do it? The bros thoughts or reaction to their s/o with some muscles? "GODDAMN"

Do I think the devs will give us a muscular mommy love interest? No, I'm afraid I do not... unfortunately.

I mean, Thirteen is the closest we have and she's not even officially a love interest. I absolutely love her. But she's the only female in a cast of 15 and she's not even dateable.

Will they eventually make her dateable? I sure as hell hope so. But it's been YEARS and it hasn't happened yet.

So I feel like if they even give us another female character (with an actual sprite, so I'm not counting characters like Lilith and Maddi and whoever else), it's gonna be FOREVER before we get to date them.

I think the brothers would all enjoy a muscular lady MC.

Nobody can convince me that Lucifer wouldn't enjoy being manhandled by someone stronger than him.

Mammon? Hahaha just imagine. I see him acting like it's no big deal at first, but then he's like bragging about it. Look at how hot and muscular MC is!

LEVI. He'd be TERRIFIED. He thinks MC could absolutely crush him and like yeah she could lol. He's scared and horny.

Satan would be the chillest of them all. Don't get me wrong, he'd be into it, too, but he'd actually be able to act normally around MC. She probably appreciates it, too.

Asmo is just constantly leaping into her arms. She ends up carrying him bridal style all around the house. But he makes it up to her by pampering her like crazy.

Beel is thrilled. Works out with her. If she eats a lot, he's taking her out to eat all the time. I love the idea of them just having a regular gym and jogging routine lol.

Belphie is like oh great female Beel. Just wants to be in the middle of the muscle sandwich. Naps on MC all the time. Gets carried around by MC all the time, too. Because he's always falling asleep on her.

Anyway, that's kinda how I think it'd go... well, in a sfw kinda way.

#they should give the people what they want #the general consensus seems to be that we want muscular mommy love interest #get with it solmare #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me brothers #anon asks #misc answers

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

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#last night i went to see a play with some friends #it was a hs production of the matchmaker. we had a friend in it!! #our friend didnt know we were coming and the delight on their face when they saw us afterwards was amazing #but it was an hour away from my apartment and the endeavor ended late #so i ended up getting a total of FOUR hours of sleep #and then worked a ten hour shift #i dont know how i didnt die #especially since i think im a little bit sick. or maybe im just worn down from lack of sleep and stress and stuff #but i did it! #but the entire time i was at work i was thinking 'okay im not gonna try to be productive. im gonna take a nap. its okay' #because normally i try to do shit. or at least not fall asleep. cuz i dont want to waste the day #but i always end up falling asleep anyway #but today. when i got home. do you know what i did? #i was struck with the urge to clean #i was awake. couldnt sleep. wanted to clean instead. so i did #not a bunch of cleaning. picked up a lot of garbage #but i just put all of the bags of garbage in my entryway and havent taken them to the dumpster yet #because i got bored #i just think it's funny that the one day i give myself permission to go home and collapse. i finally clean #dont worry tho. i went to bed to use my phone and immediately passed out #for 4.5 hours #notice that thats more sleep than i got last night #i just took a nap longer than a whole night's sleep #i havent felt this well rested in awhile. that was a good fucking nap #and im still tired enough to go right back to sleep. i have to wake up in seven hours #perhaps i should consider taking better care of myself

[moodr1ng]

(in daytime) i love listening to podcasts and reading stupid fanfiction and eating a burger :) so normal (as soon as the sun sets) im going to die soon.

#97 #idk if its the bipolar part or the schizo part. but anyway normal brain moments. #me every night when it gets dark: hmm i think this is the apocalypse.. #(its getting dark rn so The Doom is starting to settle in but im trying to remember im just actually insane) #also these past few nights its getting harder to not think somebody is in my room when im trying to sleep #and its reallyyyy annoying!! #the only practical part is i always convince myself if she thinks im asleep she wont do anything #so i lay there and pretend to be asleep #and most of the time i end up actually falling asleep #so..? #new sleep technique: get so afraid of the dark that you sleep as self defense.

[burningcomputerpersona]

i am going to fucking explode this class with my mind. what the FUCK do you mean NO POINTS for late submissions. killing stabbing biting maiming

#ive had eight hours of sleep total in the past four nights #including one hour last night #then i came home to get started on this fucking essay #and whaddya know i fall asleep like a goddamn idiot and wake up two hours before the deadline with nothing written #aarrghhhhhhhhh #do they know. do they fucking know how this no late submissions crap affects students #if im not gonna get any points for turning it in a minute late im not gonna even fucking bother #like you're basically just telling students not to fucking try because their effort is going to be meaningless anyway #i did send an email to my ta asking if they could still accept it possibly with points off #i submitted it at literally 00:00 so i don't even know if it fits in the deadline either #anyway. time to see if i can muster up enough motivation to actually finish the essay #and risk a second late submission that might be a fucking waste of time in the end #it's always the mediocre entry level classes with power hungry maniacs who do this shit #my fucking 300 level microbiology professor had 5% off for each day late outlined in the syllabus #and then you've got this literal 100 level gen ed course with its no late submissions crap #like. are you for fucking real #anyway i still haven't received a reply from my TA so who fucking knows i might end up getting a zero for this anyway #ugh #vent #college #mine

[ants-personal]

laughing picturing after the run in with the rake both tim and evan covered in varying degrees of blood brusies and gashes ect going to the nearest has station.

Its late at night and the clerk us just silently staring behind the counter as the stumble in evan going to the back to grab an armful of energy drinks and various snacks while tim grabs a few waters and packs of gum.

Both making fun of the others choices while bringing the items to the counter. The clerk just looking between the two slowly begins scanning the items eventually asking if they are alright which evans says no :) and tim yes :/ which they both shooting the other a glance evan snickering while tim just shakes his head.

The clerk just right and tells them the total tim pays of course and evan snatches all the bags flashing at smile at the clerk before heading towards the door while tim asks for directions to the next closest town along their way. He gives the clerk a 10 dollar tip and follows after evan whos calling for him to hurry up.

#this trope is always so silly two guys who fight for their lives and dont even think to clean up before grabbing snacks #this ends with tim and evan patching up in a field offside the road on the car before probably evan who took the most damage would fall #asleep next to tim on the hood of the car while they were just taking a moment to recover and look at the stars #everymanhornets #everymanhybrid #marble hornets #evan myers #tim wright #emh #mb #anyways my phones dying and i have a headache night #ant posts stuff

[arthur-r]

falling asleep worked i did it for three hours. now what i’m still tired i just also wasted the day and looked stupid to my roommate….

#like im glad i slept but also. same problems as before #although my french teacher emailed me back said i should go to office hours. which is a proper response to my email #wikipedia guy texted me back with details like an hour after i texted but also like two or three hours ago #gonna settle the score by bringing a $20 bill tomorrow then i won’t feel so weird and guilty #but no i feel so fucking stupid and gross for like. i was crying so close to my roommate so i had to fall asleep #or else i’d be standing up with tears in my eyes next to my roommate which is worse #but i just. i dont know. like he thinks i’m just lazy. i’m always asleep i never tell him why #i dont know. good morning i hope everyone is doing well #there are two people i usually get dinner with and one is out of town and the other i think his parents are here and also things are weird #translation things aren’t weird i’m just weird and feel guilty for being such a weird person #anyway i just. college?? what am i doing here???? #i talked to my mom this morning she says that she felt the same way during college and that she should have dropped out way earlier #which. not helpful?? what do i do after i drop out?? i am someone who can’t hold a normal part time job and my only HOPE is ending up being #i mean anything really just something that requires a lot of prior experience!! #and the college is paying me really good to go to school but only if i stay full time #so i cant just lower my course load because that will actually make everything worse instead of better #idk. going to french teachers office hours tomorrow and will figure out time for linguistics teacher too and will get my LIS grade back up #(that one is just simple that one is i missed two discussion posts but there are ten more to come and also tests and stuff. i’ll be ok) #idk. and i still want to go to my LIS teachers office hours and ask how he became professor of rare books print culture and information bias #that is a good set of things to be a scholar for. and he’s curating collections at the same time as being my teacher #so idk. professors don’t seem as stupid and uppity as they used to. and i think i want to do that someday #plus with the salary jump from librarian i can feasibly become a major donor to local libraries to keep that influence around shdhdf #(although. if i get paid by the school (!!) to get a phd in print culture who says i don’t become a fancy librarian with that??) #i dont know. this is so stupid because i get so excited about the prospects and then i go back to the present and i’m flunking out of school #my grades haven’t been this bad since the height of COVID i thought something about me had gotten better but apparently not #like literally who went and made me traumatized?? why did you have to do that?? now i can’t be a normal person?? shut up!!!! #idk. just feel like if i weren’t having panic attacks about the fact that people are safe and kind here (and therefore must be hiding their #true intentions and taking advantage of me) then maybe i would have remembered to take my french test #idk. i’m tired and want to go home. sorry for venting all day i hope everyone is doing okay #vent cw

[the-real-daddy-van-der-bellen]

can someone tell me why now that my depression has been managable for like a year or so, I seem to have aquired an anxiety disorder

#or is it just like #normal #to permanently feel a little nauseous and have your heart beat weird #chest hurt / feel tight #never enough air #and like for no discernable reason #it is like that for a couple days or weeks and then goes away and comes back #not much mental anxiety tho i think #i mean i am always worrying about everything basically #anyways it is so annoying because it makes falling asleep really difficult so then i'm exhausted all day yadde yaddde yadda #sometimes i think i'd just prefer a panic attack because that at least is over after a few minutes #this just doesn't end it starts when i wake up and doesn't go away before i'm asleep

[genshins1mpact]

just saw a really pretty art of kaveh and my hispanic ass brain immediately went "ay kavecito" .....which sounds a lot like cafecito... and i can no longer unhear/unread that now

i don't drink coffee, but i'll enjoy me some kavecito any day-

#café #aerin.txt #shitpost #kaveh #mi kavecito con leche <3 #hsjdjfjf lmfao why am i like this- #inn4 someone yells abt names or whatnot.. it's just me talking abt how the spanish side of my brain misread smth.. pls #eternally stressed bc of this fandom and never knowing what they'll nitpick next fr #cause there's stuff i get. but some of the fandom (mainly twt) just like to witch-hunt everything and it gets so tiring fr. #always feel like i have to prefice everything by explaining the jokes and shit just to not get dxx'd... making me feel like bootleg cyno #anyway that aside.. i kinda like the dumbass lil nickname #like he's the energetic one to someone calmer and is like their hehe.. cute #prob has absolutely nothing to do with his name ofc bc it's an entirely different culture/name origin etc etc #but it's latched on now so im just gonna ride this one out. kaveh will prob be another pretty boy i obsess over here and there lbr #aerinposting #genshins1mpact #unnecessary wall of tags/text #that I'll prob just end up deleting later anyway 😪🤙 #trying so hard not to fall asleep at work today fr.. long ass fuckin week 😩

[yardsards]

i always go long periods of time without using my weighted blanket before remembering it and am like “woah wtf this shit RULES who was gonna tell me about these things”

#eliot posts #good ole adhd autism combo #tho sleeping under one is almost always a bad idea #they're nice to FALL asleep under #but i am an intensely fitful sleeper #and will wake up feeling restrained and Bad if the weighted blanket prevents me from my nightly Thrashing #back in school i had a friend who i'd often end up falling asleep on on the bus #and he'd slowly turn down my music after i fell asleep so i didn't unnecessarily damage my hearing #or wake myself up when a particularly loud song came on #(in turn i gave him blanket permission to use my phone while i was unconscious #bc i had an unlimited data plan but he didn't) #anyway i need someone to do the equivalent of that to me now #just slowly remove my weighted blanket after i fall asleep

[zukkaoru]

i wish i could draw bc in my sickness-induced haze at 1:30am yesterday i had a sudden vision of a comic where tsumiki steps through the doorway of the fushiguro apartment and everything looks normal but she just. stops. and goes "megumi. why can i feel fur."

cut to 10 year old megumi pov where we see he has summoned rabbit escape so his rabbits can watch tv with him and they're just. everywhere. including one on top of his head.

#i need little megumi looking like a deer in the headlights surrounded by a hundred bunnies and also the one on his head is Very important #this post is sponsored by me falling down a rabbit hole (ha) after thinking abt megumi summoning his shikigami when he's sick #he refuses to admit he isn't feeling well but gojo can always Tell bc he'll have his dogs and rabbits and frogs and nue all around him #while he's asleep #then i just kept thinking about megumi and his shikigami and ended up here #put this in my drafts bc i typed it up at like 4:30am i won't lie #anyway i'll release it now #hello grace here

[todaviia]

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#technology is so amazing #me and tandem guy have started doing all night whatsapp calls #(i didnt even know that was possible) #and its SO intimate #bc its like you're alone in your bed but you're still together #so you can talk until you fall asleep and then you still have this ambient sound #of somebody else breathing and moving on the other end of the line #he lives next to a school and this morning i woke up to the sound of israeli children playing outside of his window #and the first thing i saw when i woke up was him reading in bed #and he just looked up and smiled when he noticed me being awake #and its so nice #its just so damn nice and sweet and careful #but today is shabbat so we're not doing it #and anyway i LIKE it #he always keeps surprising me with how much i just like him

[lloveyouinsecret]

Having to navigate not liking a friend’s bf when you know that they have worries about balancing bc/friend time and friends not being friends with their bf is so…I’m not good at this!!!!!! I don’t like being asked if he can join us bc I want to say no but I don’t want it to become a thing! But I also don’t want to rely on other ppl in the group to say no bc who knows if they’re feeling up to saying no today…

#anyway….personal things rip #don’t mind me friends are just being a lot rn #just found out that they’re BUYING a house together???? and not renting one???? #other ppl in our friend group get not great vibes from him and i totally get that but honestly for me it’s just that he’s so boring #and everything he joins ends up being kind of boring and awkward #like don’t even get me started when we wind up at his apartment. it takes everything I have not to fall asleep or go watch something myself #emma talks #and now another part of the friend group is being over dramatic about the plans being confusing and saying they won’t be there and acting #like we’re doing it on purpose like sorry we’re not sure about our plans either we’re trying to work it out too #and also they’re never clear about their own plans but always talk shit when other ppls plans get messed up/confusing #we’re mid-20s thibgs shouldn’t be like this