#but that’s just the plane ticket

[sailor-aviator]

I got invited to my friend’s wedding in Hungary, and she said it was “May of next year” and I’m like….homegirl, please say you mean 2025 because I CANNOT come up with a spare $3000 for that plane ticket in so little time 😭😭😭

#Liz’s personal tag #I wanna go so bad because I miss her #and I’m so happy she thought to invite me #but that’s just the plane ticket #never mind the hotel and everything else #I could swing $3000 for 2025 but five months from now???? #I hate being poor

[fexiled]

@stanuary Week One: Mystery

man of a thousand faces (or at least four)

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stan pines #stanuary #fex draws #id in alt text #''alright it's time to put stanuary to bed for the year--wait what's this?? it's fex with the steel chair!!'' #is it really truly stanuary if i 1) don't go absolutely ham on at least one piece; and 2) don't start posting until the very last minute #it's just tradition at this point #anyway- tried my hand at writing an image description for this in the alt text #and discovered i am extremely self conscious about describing my own art lol so if there's anything i could add or do better lmk #this took 8000 years bc i hand lettered everything except for the small text on the IDs and plane ticket like a maniac #serif fonts my beloathed

[morganbritton132]

Crazy idea they dress Ozzy and Joan up in crazy costumes for event and holidays. Or when Ozzy goes on tour with Steve and Eddie 😂

Oh man, I love this.

Jonathan is secure in the knowledge that if he woke up one morning to his entire career being over that he’d still have work taking pictures of Steve and Eddie’s pets.

Jonathan doesn’t even live in the same state as them, but Steve pays him to take their holiday pictures every year. For every holiday.

Steve will come up with a concept and then workshop it with Eddie until they find something tastefully unhinged. They will either spend hours looking for where to buy the costume, try to make them themselves, or commission a local seamstress. It is a highlight to Steve’s Facebook friends.

It’s almost something that has never made it off of Steve’s Facebook until very recently. Steve’s page is private and he’s pretty particular about who he’s befriending on Facebook, so up until Jonathan did a reddit AMA, that’s where it remained.

Someone asked him what the most unhinged photoshoot he’s done, and he explained that he had a friend that recently commissioned him to photograph their pets dressed as presidents for Presidents Day. He says, “The real divas are the cats. They don’t listen to anything.”

People beg to see the pictures, so Jonathan posted one.

In the photo, it’s none other than infamous rockstar Eddie Munson, his husband, their dog, and their cat dressed as the presidents on Mount Rushmore. Ozzy is dressed as Teddy Roosevelt with round glasses and a fake mustache. He is taking the photo seriously. Joan is dressed as Abraham Lincoln with a little beard and top hat. She looks like she’s smiling with her fangs sticking out.

It is the only good picture Jonathan got that day.

#Steve legit pays Jonathan’s expensive rates and buys him a plane ticket just so he can have a silly little picture to post on Facebook #steve harrington #eddie munson #eddie munson tiktok saga #jonathan byers

[rebouks]

Darien: You’ve got two options; a shitty flight that’ll take over twenty-four hours with two stops, paid for by yourself, or I’ll pay the difference for an eleven hour one. Brynn: The shitty one. Darien: Alright… Brynn: I not think I have enough money yet. Darien: You just didn’t know where to look. Brynn: Thank you. Darien: It’s fine-.. are you excited? Brynn: Not really. Darien: About the baby…

Brynn: Oh, yes! I always think about having babies one day. Darien: With Wyatt? Brynn: Not in the beginning, maybe. Darien: I’m sorry-.. for everything. Brynn: Is okay, I have also trodden on other people to get ahead sometimes. Darien: You seem pretty understanding about it all. Brynn: Life is too short for grudges and regret, no? People change. Darien: I suppose you’re right. Brynn: You know he is called Kaito now? Darien: I know, where’d you think he got his paperwork from?

Brynn: Ohh, you are very clever. Darien: It’s who you know, not what. Brynn: That is true. Darien: Okay, your flight’s booked for tomorrow night at eleven thirty-four. Brynn: Is already tomorrow. Darien: Tonight, then. Brynn: Ough, I am nervous now! Darien: He might take it.. okay-ish? I feel like I don’t know him as well as I used to. Brynn: In a good way though, yes? Darien: Yeah, I think so.

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#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #brynn franz #darien moore #i had more dialogue than i did screenies so weeeee #why did she think he meant she'd be excited about that god awful flight skdjjs brynn pls 😆 #did we expect darien to save the day? maaybe.. #love how firm he is abt it tho #like.. eat ur food take a bath get some sleep.. i've done everything for u now go! #👏👏 #chop chop #still.. he managed to find a plane ticket cheap enough for her to have paid for it herself #so she achieved what she wanted in the end! #just needed a lil help #🤗 #i was also super extra and worked out how many hours she'd worked over abt 6 weeks and figured how much she could save #then looked to see if she could afford a hypothetical plane ticket from the uk to japan for an idea of distance.. n she just abt could #with the worst/longest flight imaginable #skdsjkds #lmao #what am i doin with my time #😂 #okok enough rambling

[hisfearlesshaz]

The moment has come... I'm selling my Louis tickets :(

Currently selling:

31 AUG - ROYAL ARENA (Copenhagen): 1 TICKET (Seated - section 104)

1 SEPT - OSLO SPEKTRUM (Oslo): 1 TICKET (Standing)

8 OCT - PALA ALPITOUR (Turin): 1 TICKET (Standing)

9 OCT - UNIPOL ARENA (Casalecchio del reno): 3 TICKETS (Standing)

17 NOV - O2 ARENA (London): 2 TICKETS (standing)

18 NOV - RESORTS WORLD ARENA (Birmingham): 2 TICKETS (standing)

Face value obvs!! I bought them before they accepted me for my semester abroad so unfortunatedly I have to sell them now :((

I'm not selling them directly through Ticketmaster because I had some problems in the past (see: they sold the ticket and didn't pay me lol)

Send a message for more info!!

(this post might be updated later if I sell some tickets or decide not to go to some shows - check the reblogs!)

#mutuals can you spread this around plsssss #i might also have one ticket for paris #and one more each for oslo and copenhagen #bc i'll arrive the previous day from colombia and idk if i'll have the energy to jump on another plane and go to two more countries #louis tomlinson tickets #fitf world tour tickets #it's the world tour right??? #idk how to sell tickets man #i'd honestly just gift them

[florenceisfalling]

the woes are upon me and i know there are bigger priorities in the world atm but if anybody wants to just toss a coin to their little loser and add a character name with it i'll make you some of my geometric ms paint art like this 👍 no pressure

#commissions #i just dont have a car for the trip i am supposed to make to see my fiancee #because kia completely and utterly fucked me over #some of my meds are in that car too which i will probably be able to get but i am having OTHER stress induced medical problems as a result #i cannot reschedule the trip #so im possibly going to have to spend 6x as much money for flights that take literally the same amount of time #and i literally dont know how much money is currently in my bank account because since my mom died my bank kinda fucked me over too #i also have to worry about getting new glasses because mine are so outdated i really cannot see for shit #im scheduling this instead of posting it because my circumstances might change between now and later tomorrow #but plane tickets are getting pricier by the day so i cant wait forever

[snakeoid]

sorry if i won't be drawing for a while im getting ready to move out and celebrating my birthday over the weekend and going straight back to preparing to move out <3

#i wanted to do requests so i'd have extra money for my birthday and when i move bc i just spent over 1k on a plane ticket. EXPLODES #but umm ive just been really occupied right after my last day at work lol

[birdclowns]

love is stored in the sleeping boyfriend

#sometimes your boy is just so cute u have to watch him for a bit #i get hearts above my head when i do hes just so. oughhghgdhdhdjdg bites him #finally booked plane tickets im gonna kiss his sleepy face all the time #my art #digital art #💛

[fleshdyke]

genuinely one of THEE funniest fucking things to me that will sailed across THE ENTIRE ATLANTIC OCEAN in a sailboat to find hannibal. why the hell would he do that

#you just KNOW he's so fucking embarrassed that he did that #like i get he didn't want a plane ticket to italy on his record or whatever but what the helllllll 😭 #rambles #hannibalposting

[elliesbelle]

not to be tmi but when my ex comes to visit me for an entire week in just a couple of months, y'all will likely get so much ellie x reader content after that cause the similarities between my ex and ellie and the crazy amounts of disgustingly nasty lesbian sex we're gonna be having? the writing inspiration will just be flowing nonstop

#when she came and visited me the first time we literally spent almost an entire day on date wandering around an art museum #it was romantic as FUCK and we were NONSTOP making out and i feel like y'all would eat the fuck up an ellie x reader art museum date fs #my ex is also an artist and her speciality is portraits and her sketchbooks are fuuuuull of sketches of me 🥰 #and when we had sex for the first time... sorry but we kind of reinvented lesbian sex it was so hot and nasty i'm w*t just thinking about i #my ex is also a nerdy and very hot muscular butch lesbian who is fucking corny as HELL #ALSO SHE ALSO HAS GREEN EYES BYE LMAO #those fics will write themselves i'm telling y'all now #who wants to donate to my ex's plane ticket fare and our hotel room just think of it as an investment for my future fics #hahahaha jk but what if #sorry i'm just a little obsessed with my ex my bad but y'all love drama anyway otherwise why are you here let's be real #belle speaks #v

[goldencherriess]

It doesn't fully hit you that you're going to live in a different country than your own for six months until you buy that bloody plane ticket

#it honestly must have been the most emotional moment in my life #and it was only just a plane ticket #imagine once I leave how I'll feel #even I don't know #a total adventure for sure #erasmus #erasmus exchange student #random ramblings #laura talks

[dayurno]

Kevjean haters debate…it’s hard to say between Andrew and the Foxes gc bc truly? It’s the only time Andrew loudly agrees with them. Jean is mentioned anywhere and he starts a new group chat excluding Kevin just so he can complain

THIS IS SO FUNNY the first time andrew has ever agreed with them on anything and it's the fact jean fucking sucks. i feel like renee and neil (optional) would be on jean's side in this one but everyone else just hates the man. maybe it was the time he said the foxes' existence is unforgivable. maybe it was when he tried to intimidate kevin into joining the ravens again. maybe it was neil's unexplained time in evermore. who knows. what they do know is that jean is kevin if he was meaner and straight up told people to kill themselves instead of criticizing their game

a lot of jean ships especially kevjean and jerejean ignore the fact jean was romantically involved with renee for a while but i'm against that i think it's hilarious and the foxes would dunk on him for it. oh you're dating your way through the foxes' line-up jean moreau? you've two timed our friends (he didn't)? are you just making a point out of dating andrew's closest people? is nicky next? many such cases. many many many such cases. manwhore moreau monday

#kevin and renee literally do not mind but the foxes do. they're afraid of his power #asks #kevjean #allison: how many plane tickets will you need? kevin: just two for me and jean the foxes immediately: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO #DIVORCE ALREADY. BOOOOOOOOOOO #tomato tomato #trying to write more tags but my cat is laying on my keyboard so this is it folks

[statementlou]

voice actor Zayn! it's almost time....

#zayn lying through his teeth oh gosh wish I could go to a public appearance! in utah! #I just couldn't possibly... afford a plane ticket... or something... ok bye :))) #gosh I can't believe he's a voice actor I LOVE IT #I will 100% watch this dumb movie to listen to him I'm very excited #10 lives

[meganechan05]

So I may or may not have skinned a muppet under the order (tantrum) of a very tiny Supreme Justice after they saw the Moffun Poncho.

#my room now looks like samoyeds had the zoomies in it #also got questioned by family upon seeing me covered in fluff #if the cast could see this thatd be great #but also no bc i want them nowhere near some of the sht I've made 🤣 #i do want a photo of Yuzuyan with it tho 🤣🤣 #even better if she was wearing a life-sized poncho while holding Mini Rita #yes #need #buy me a plane ticket asap toei #i can go my life without a photo with Yuzuki #I just want Mini Rita to meet her 🤣 #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #rita kaniska #rita kanisuka #moffun #custom nendoroid #nendoroid doll

[margridarnauds]

Trying to figure out the difference between "this feeling of general apathy about work will pass" and "this feeling of general apathy about work won't pass"

#it's like. i'm not FEELING when I think about my field #i'm not FEELING when I teach -- even though I'm still fighting for my undergrads as best as possible #I don't feel anything about the conferences over the horizon for me...or the papers that I have to write for them #i haven't even booked my plane tickets and accommodations...partially because that'd mean they're real #i have a deadline coming up for an article I was excited to publish -- I barely want to touch it #and it's like...I *know* I love my field #...so why don't I *now*? #i don't want to work on my prospectus...even though I've wanted nothing else for three years #...is it just TOO MUCH at once or too little stimulation without classwork #or am i just. tired. #and has this been the natural conclusion of the last three years

[voidify333]

For unnecessary feelings day: Edgeworth’s Soliloquy

(alternate title: fellas is it gay to have your law-centric worldview shattered by the kindness of another man)

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #wrightworth #unnecessary feelings day #aa is my new special interest #and edgeworth's arc in game 1 is just SO JAVERT #les mis #javert #i left out the stuff on the shelf because i didnt feel like drawing it #this image is set about 5 minutes before he leaves The Note and buys plane ticket #so technically this isn't the anniversary of this event? but it's the anniversary of the small domino that led to this big domino #small brain: haha unnecessary feelings sounds gay #big brain: actually the feelings are doubt #valvert galaxy brain: doubt is kinda a gay feeling tbh