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xxnomadsxx · 3 months
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I can't stop thinking about the cloud guy ask. Because, he has limbs that aren't clouds, those are fleshy squishy limbs.
And I'm just picturing Thing grabbing onto cloud guys leg after a bad prank, and just latching on even if he tries flying to shake thing off.
Thing isn't letting cloud guy go-even 50 feet in the air, much to clouds and possibly the tribes horror
(Idk how branch feels, maybe this is a normal Monday for him or he's panicking about losing ANOTHER family member-)
I've rambled enough. But I thought this was funny-
Are his arms real? I thought they were clouds too (in some weird way) but I love the thought of this ask! (The thought is just really funny)
(psst if u haven’t seen the post about Cloud Guy I made go check it out, it clears some things up)
If Thing ever found out he could latch onto Cloud Guy he ain’t letting go. If this situation happened Thing would be dangling off of Cloud Guy not caring if he’s like 50 feet in the air (Cloud Guy would be losing his mind that Thing now had clamped himself to Cloud Guy’s arm) The both of them would draw a crowd as Thing is snarling and Cloud Guy is screaming really loudly. Most wouldn’t care Thing was in the air biting some random flying critter, what caches their attention is the fact it’s CLOUD GUY!!! They started screaming and cheering for Thing as Cloud Guy was yelling and flailing trying to get Thing off of him (the Cloud Guy hate clubs are currently losing their minds over this (in a good way of course)
Eventually Branch overhears the cheers and goes to see what dead animal was dragged back that got the feral (trolls?) this riled up (they get very excited over food) Cue his confusion when he sees grey trolls celebrating ( they don’t normally celebrate much) Cue his even more confusion when he looks up to see Thing latched onto something (he’s seen Thing do this like a hundred times, he used to worry that they’d get hurt but Branch just got used to it (it happens like once a week now) he’s just confused on why the grey trolls are so excited over it) he’s about to yell at Thing to drop the critt-…wait is that CLOUD GUY?!??!? Branch is now staring at the sight as Cloud Guy is in actual danger! he can be in danger? Branch dragged out of his confusion by the Clouds screams. He immediately starts cheering Thing on (which surprised many trolls)
Eventually Cloud Guy cuts his loses and pulls his favorite arm out of his body (letting Thing fall to the ground) and quickly pops out a new one and gets the heck out of there!! Everyone’s slightly disappointed Cloud Guy got away, but Hey! at least they now have a new trophy!!! And so Cloud Guy’s arm is put on display for all to see in the village square. Alls well that ends well.
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1960z · 8 months
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julian found out he was an augment at 15 and I’m sure he had a lot of (extremely justified) huge emotions about that but because of his age I can’t help imagining dealing with them in the most hilariously over the top teen agnsty way possible.
he’s writing bad poetry about it. he’s dying his hair black. he’s listening to this animal I have become by three days grace and monster by skillet on the shuttle to school. it’s amazing.
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malk-with-tea · 2 months
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Reagan Greed
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nances · 10 months
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he ain’t never beating the buff byers allegations ‼️‼️
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classictetris · 11 months
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auuyyfghh compilation of Some of my andre doodles over the weeks
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man i wonder who my favorite inside job character is. its kinda hard to tell. i think it might be reagan
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Hello doctor who EU community. What's the most fucked up Doctor Who story you know (that was also not shit bad writing)
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ghostlygravekeeper · 2 months
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Oh for fuck sakes here we go again
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crybabyjustice · 5 months
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I've come to a realisation and idk what to do with it so I'm just gonna get it out here.
My parents separated when I was 5, and I didn't see my dad again until I was 15. Despite that, my dad knows me as I am today in a far more detailed way than I sometimes even know myself, meanwhile my mother only knows me as I was at 17, despite her seeing me far more often and only living a street away, while my dad lives around 170 miles away.
I feel some kind of way about this, but I can't really articulate what that way is. Hurt at the lack of effort on my mother's part? I don't know.
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paperw0rmz · 9 months
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“Guys how do I dress X when I also want to dress Y but I also like to do Z? :(“
I’m begging people to stop putting themselves in boxes in where they can only dress, act, enjoy, one aesthetic/life style.
Every living fucking thing on this earth is fluid in things they enjoy.
You can like anything anytime no matter what.
It’s fucking WEIRD that you don’t explore and like things in other communities.
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gunsblazingg · 7 days
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watch my cat for me 🥺🥺 *gives you a terrifying being beyond human comprehension*
He shot it.
Yeah… nope, fuck that.
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disengaged · 14 days
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alright anorexia is boring, let’s get yolked
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13tinysocks · 11 months
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where is that comment thread? i wanna read it so bad 😭
I can't find the exact one but they had an anime icon. To make it up to you here are some things real people have said to me in my online career:
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Not pictured:
"wow you guys write great porn for lesbians"
A Tumblr cpp hc blog getting their followers to send me death threats because I said a character didn't look like a Nazi and it was wierd to say so
The absolutely insane syg discord server drama (only real ones know💔😞)
Misogynistic dubstep guy
Rape and death threats because I said I don't like child porn?
Abby has some wild ones too that are genuinely so fucking bad and insane but it's not my place to say just. Some interactions have sure been interactions.
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nopeferatu · 1 year
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i wish brokeback mountain fics entertained the idea that jack knocked lureen up and thats why they got married more often
cause in the short story jack mentions the fact that he'd never wanted kids or anything like that, so i think its highly plausible that bad luck jack, whos life never seems to go the way he wants it to, would fool around with some rodeo queen one night and he winds up getting her pregnant. and what else can he do but marry her? he's been taught to do the respectable thing, and her daddy would probably find and gut him if he sullied his little girl's reputation and left her to deal w it on her own anyways.
but i just think it would add an extra layer of sadness to it all...the idea that jack, whos pretty much only interested in men, probably only messed around with lureen because he was pent up and lonely and sexually frustrated, and heres this beautiful, rich rodeo cowgirl whos giving this poor ranch boy the eyes and making him feel wanted for once in his sorry godamn life. making him feel like someone sees something worthwhile about him. he doesn't prefer a woman, but he's desperate, and she chose him. she could've had her pick of the bar because shes a big deal and any man would've been lucky to have her, but she chose him.
and now this thing—that was supposed to just be a quick fuck in the backseat of her car to help quell the need for human contact until the next motel cowboy came along—is going to define his entire life.
hes going to do right by her and get married. shes going to have his kid. hes going to be a dad.
his whole life has been laid out before him and the one time he said fuck it and had sex with a woman is all it took for everything to be set in stone. its just so. fucking. sad.
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rickmurai · 2 years
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something possessed me to draw this
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kimberkingrivers · 6 months
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It’s nights like tonight where I miss you, when I’m making dinner and it’s the recipe we learned together and both of our favorite foods. When I’m listen to my playlist and a song that reminds me of you comes on. When I see a stupid Halloween decoration that I almost get because it would have made you laugh as Christmas present.
But on nights like to night when I miss you, I think of the things I would have done differently, or how I should have said something else. But when it comes down to it.
I’m okay with being the bad guy in your story, even if once I was one of you’re biggest supporters. Even when I miss you and I want to be mad at myself for walking away, when I open your chat to send you a message, the chat that use to be pinned at the top of my page.
I walked away because I wasn’t doing you right, and I’m not going to fight for someone that doesn’t care I walked away. You once told me you hoped I would walk away. You got your wish. I walked away.
Even when it hurts, when I want to cry.
I realize I’m the only one hurting, you don’t miss me, you don’t even seem to care that I left,
and that’s why I walked away.
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I was supposed to be the one beside you on your wedding day,
I was supposed to be the one you called after a long day at work,
I was the one that was supposed to be there when you got pregnant and it was the right time,
I was the one he was supposed to ask for your ring size and how best to surprise you,
I was the one that sat with you in the closet floor when you thought your life was falling apart,
I was the one that across from you in a burger joint when you poured your heart out and your fears,
I cheered you on when you walked the stage to get your college degree,
I was there for the breakups, the falling in love, the fear, the midlife crisis,
And then suddenly I wasn’t, I went out of town for a week, and you were in the hospital not bothering to tell me until you’d been released, and somehow it was my fault that I was upset you nearly died.
When I heard I need you to communicate with me you heard “cut all contact”
So now I won’t be the one that helps you get ready on your wedding day,
I won’t be the one waiting in the waiting room excited to meet the little one you carried,
I won’t be the one to celebrate when you get a raise
And I won’t be the one you call when you have a bad day.
But you also won’t be the one to stand by my side when I say I Do
You won’t be waiting to meet my baby,
You won’t be one of my calls when the test is positive,
You won’t be my call when I finally get the job of my dreams
You won’t help me get ready for a date
You won’t lay beside me and watch another movie on tv when we’re supposed to be sleeping
You wont be the person I stay up late talking to the night before the school dance,
I know I didn’t do everything right, there’s things I wish I could do over, things I wish I would have said, and things I wish I could take back. But even when I miss you, the hurt I feel now, doesn’t feel like the frustration and loneliness I felt when I was with you.
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shleemies · 8 months
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>need to go through my loops before bed which can take hours
> need to cut my looping short because I need to sleep to wake up early tomorrow
>resume looping because I'm not done so I can't sleep
>need to sleep so try to stop looping
>okay time to sleep
>resume looping because I'm not done so I can't sleep
>need t
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