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I would also like to dive on that $75,000 cake 😭 now I believe on what Nick says that he smelled like buttercream for a week 😭😂
#Cakegate#Caketastrophe#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#bloopers#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#prince henry of wales#alex claremont diaz#firstprince#history huh
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Spoilers to RWRB:
Enchanted by Taylor Swift has to be THE perfect song to sum up both Henry and Alex. Every lyric literally is almost exactly how their story went down in Red White and Royal Blue. From the beginning of how they first met, and when they were at Philips wedding with the caketastrophe, and how Alex would pace with Henry in his thoughts, Henry literally getting flustered almost every time Alex was around, how Henry is such a softie, how their presences together literally melted away all the problems in the moment. This whole song could be in Henry's POV.
Every bone in my body tells me he would definitely sing a song to Alex about how he was enchanted to meet him. This man spent years hiding how he felt for Alex, barely getting any sleep, constantly wondering when he would see Alex again. I mean even the part in the song when it says, "Please don't be in love with someone else" I feel would be how Henry might have felt when thinking Alex was in love with Nora at first, after seeing them kiss at the New Years Eve party and running away. Enchanted is literally their theme song and I will stand by this for as long as I live.
Perfect is also THE perfect song for Henry and Alex. Literally the whole song explains their adventures together. This would be in Alex's POV. I can seriously see him singing this to Henry, and with Alex being a bit more outgoing and devious, this song matches his vibe. And I can't explain just how fucking perfect the chorus is for them, as they quite literally did all these things together and they were some of their biggest moments.
Henry's song is a bit more laid back and sweet, while Alex is straight with it, letting him know EXACTLY what they would be doing together.
They are my comfort characters and their relationship is so fucking sweet. They go through so much shit just to be together and I'm all here for it. Might go and reread the book now <3
#red white and royal blue#henry fox mountchristen windsor#alex claremont diaz#alex and henry#alex x henry#rwrb collector’s edition#rwrb#nora rwrb#enchanted#perfect#taylor swift#one direction#im gonna cry#this is so sweet#it'll rot out your teeth#they are so pretty together#i need this relationship#mlm#Spotify
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Well, folks, let me tell you how my day went from bad to bake-d! 🍰👮♂️
Picture this: I'm in the university auditorium, trying to be the responsible student I am, getting my class seated on time for an event. Little did I know, my day was about to take a caketastrophic turn.
The universe conspired against me when I decided to sneakily munch on some cake to brighten my mood. Enter the "Additional Director of Student Affairs," the Sherlock Holmes of cake detection, who spotted me in action.
Not only did she catch me red-handed with frosting on my face, but she confiscated my student ID card! 🎫 As if that wasn't enough, she tells me I have to pay a fine of Rs. 500 to get it back.
I mean, seriously, my ID card cost me Rs. 250 in the first place. So now I'm out here contemplating whether to pay the fine or buy a lifetime supply of cake to drown my sorrows. 😂🍰💸
Moral of the story: Keep your cake close and your ID card closer. And beware of eagle-eyed administrators, ready to enforce fines with the swiftness of a sugar rush! 🦅🍰💨💳
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Ok, back to Caketastrophe. If you see my ass on here not writing yell at me to finish writing the Percy chapter. 90's throwbacks and Percy, I'm set. Time to have a meltdown...
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evening primrose, hyacinth and daisy please ^.^
evening primrose: what’s your sleeping playlist (give me 5 songs)?
blood, day6
city nightlife, architecture in tokyo & macross 82-99
of the night, bastille
21, dean
and the entire skyrim soundtrack
hyacinth: do you name your plants?
i don’t give them specific names but i lov giving them lil nicknames like cactus boy and stuff
daisy: what is your favourite flavour of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice?
normal cotton candy flavour i guess?? ice cream is lemon sorbet lmao and mango juice is so good
botanical asks
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(Alex) “Am I offending you? Sorry I’m not obsessed with you like everyone else, I know that must be confusing for you.”
“You know what,” Henry says. “I think you are.”
...
“Simply and observation.”
“What? I’m not—“
Alex’s brain cannot compute (even though he just spent the last page telling us about how he used to sneak into June’s room so he could look at her magazine with a picture of Henry in it. THAT HE PETTED THE HAIR OF, MIGHT I ADD).
#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#henry#alex#rwrb#red white and royal blue#the cake catastrophe#the caketastrophe#A violent altercation#books#read#books & libraries#reading#he started it
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check out the other works written for The BBH Day Event hosted by @supermwritersnet ♡
member: birthday boy baekhyun (yes he's 29 now- it's for the alliteration)
pairing: none
genre: humor (idk what else to call this)
word count: 1.3K
warnings: sehun doesn’t wear a seatbelt (car safety is important!!), kpop references galore, suspension of disbelief is required to read this, there is no actual plot
summary: baekhyun doesn't remember what day it is. then he does. chaos ensues.
a/n: i sleep wrote half of this. idek what this is. please don't take this too seriously.
He only has one eye open, his head propped up by his hand and it's too early in the day for Baekhyun to be sure of anything, but he's pretty sure he isn't sitting with his friends.
He'd walked into the lecture hall and flung himself into what he'd thought was his usual seat, but he was sitting next to someone he'd never seen before.
On second thought, perhaps he did know him. Wasn’t it Chanyeol’s friend? Kim Myungsoo?
Speaking of Chanyeol… Baekhyun twists around to check if the rest of his gang was seated somewhere, laughing at him. Yet they were nowhere in sight. Was this even the right hall or had he gotten that wrong too?
"Excuse me." Baekhyun makes an attempt to get Myungsoo’s attention, however he’s too absorbed in his work to notice. Baekhyun tries again with a louder voice and waving a hand in front of him. "Excuse me!"
This time Myungsoo turns towards him, taking out an earbud and giving him a questioning glare.
"Sorry to bother you,” Baekhyun says with an awkward laugh. He runs a hand back through his hair. “Could you tell me which class this is? I think I might be lost." He apologises again. Just to be safe.
The student sighs and pushes his book towards Baekhyun so that he can read the title. Baekhyun rubs his eyes and tries to focus on the words. Oh. His name was Kyungsoo. And Baekhyun was in fact in the correct class.
Maybe today was bunk day, and that's why there weren’t as many students. Or maybe for once Baekhyun had arrived early.
This morning he'd woken up, noticed his roommate had already left, and hadn't checked the time as he rushed to get to class. He wasn’t even sure what day it was. Was it the third day of May? Or was it still April?
Suddenly, his friends pop up from the benches in front of and behind him. “Happy birthday, Baekhyun!” Oh right. It was May 6.
They place the ice cream cake before him. Twenty nine candles were arranged haphazardly on it. His face was on the cake.
At least the cake wasn’t on his face. Yet. There’d by cake flying soon if this went anything like the usual birthday celebration.
However they were still in the lecture hall. Which was equipped with cameras. That were (un)fortunately working. So maybe the caketastrophe wouldn’t happen. For now. It was always possible that they had something else planned for him outside. Maybe he should stake out in the campus until it was safe.
Someone screams. Soda splashes over him and soaks his clothes.
Kyungsoo hadn’t escaped either and if looks could kill everyone around him would be dead. Especially Chanyeol who was behind the spill.
It wasn’t entirely his fault since someone had tripped and bumped into him which had sent the cup in his hand flying. But Kyungsoo did not seem to be in the mood to debate technicalities.
Baekhyun wakes up when the alarm ring ding dongs.
He checks the time and the day. It was May 6. And he’d be on time to class if he hurries.
But did he really want to be there? His so called friends were waiting for him to arrive so that they could sacrifice him to the birthday demons. Maybe it be wiser to sneak away while he could.
Also how did he forget his friend? Does Kyungsoo already know somehow? Is Baekhyun going to live to see tomorrow?
With these thoughts racing through his head, he runs out the door, straight into Jongdae. Literally. Head banging, air knocked out of his lungs, man on man. Jongdae shoves him off. His sinister smile makes its appearance.
That was Baekhyun’s cue. He doesn’t wait for whatever Jongdae was about to say and tunes out the screeches as he runs for his life.
At one point he realised he was heading towards the campus. Was that the right choice? He’d be found there, for sure, but maybe the cameras would give him the protection he needed until the day ended. Or would it be better to hide somewhere they had less of a chance of finding him?
“I’mma shake it, shake it, shake it, like it was my birthday.” A car comes around the corner blasting a song at an obnoxiously loud volume.
The front window rolls down and Chanyeol pokes his head out. “Get in,” he shouts.
Kai sports his evil grin from the driver’s seat and Sehun lays asleep in the backseat. Which was definitely not safe. At the moment Baekhyun did not have the time or will to point that out.
Of course, Baekhyun doesn’t get in. He sprints into the woods. Which almost seem to appear out of nowhere. Wasn’t there supposed to be a park there?
When he finally stops to catch his breath, there was no sight of his pursuers. Also he was off trail, and very lost. Plus it was getting dark.
He slumps against the tree and slowly slides to the ground. He was going to perish all alone, he thinks as he becomes one with the soil on the ground.
Someone sticks a flashlight in his face. A security guard peers down at him. “Hey! What on earth are you doing here?” It definitely isn’t a judging look he’s giving Baekhyun. “The park is closed for the night.”
Oh. So Baekhyun hadn’t wandered into a forest where the wild would chew him up and spit him out. It was a park like he'd first suspected.
The light was getting awfully bright. Soon all Baekhyun could see was white. He closes his eyes.
When he opens them, he found himself in a laundromat. There was a woman doing aerobics? Zumba? Where was the door?
Baekhyun walks out and finds himself in front of an apartment complex. There’s a group of boys serenading and dancing. He’d take the time to appreciate their performance, especially since they were being nice greeting everyone hello, however he didn’t have time to spare. His friends were after him. Who knew where they’d come from this time?
Somehow Baekhyun wanders into a warehouse. It’s raining inside even though there isn’t a cloud outside. A group is performing some kind of angsty interpretive dance. There’s mud, sweat and rain. One of the guys rips his shirt open and starts laughing diabolically.
It’s definitely time to leave. One of the doors leads to a room where what seems to be a sing/dance off is taking place.
“Tell me your wish. I’m genie for you, boy. Tell me your wish. I’m genie for your wish. Tell me your wish. I’m genie for your dreams,” the girl group sings.
Meanwhile, the boy group sings, “It’s your birthday. It’s your birthday. It’s your birthday. It’s your birthday. Now make a wish.”
Slightly flustered, Baekhyun contemplates making a wish. Getting the day to end sooner so he doesn’t have to endure this?
The performances are fine- he hasn’t forgotten his friends are still after him though, even if he hasn’t seen them since he run run run himself into the woods. He is currently convinced all of this is a fever dream.
“Cheer up, baby!” A cheerleader cheers. Baekhyun has no idea how he ended up in a gymnasium.
Someone hands him a paper, he signs his autograph and hands it back to them, before he hurries out.
He finished high school years ago, and he did not want to go back to those times.
There was a group of five boys performing outside on the lawn with sprinklers on. Baekhyun was once again felt the temptation to stay.
How much longer until the day ended? He might actually escape this time.
Hands grab him from both sides.
“I don’t think so.”
© 2021, stayinzencity
#supermwritersnet#theBBHday#baekhyun fic#baekhyun fanfic#byun baekhyun fic#baekhyun fanfiction#byun baekhyun#exo fanfic#exo funny#exo fluff#exo baekhyun#exo fic#exo scenarios#baekhyun scenario#baekhyun ff#baekhyun fluff#exo ff#superm baekhyun#superm fanfiction#superm fic#superm byun baekhyun#vivi writes
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Fanfiction Prompt
Adrien bakes Marinette a cake for their anniversary but they quickly forget about the cake when Marinette comes home all surprised and swooning at her husband as they join their hands and hips together for hours and never look away.
The cake sits there longing to be eaten, depressed that Adrien was more pleasing to Marinette than the cake he baked for her. A butterfly flaps through the window.
Hawkmoth: “Caketastrophe, I am Hawkmoth. Your Baker’s Lover never gave you the satiable satisfaction of being the object of sweet desire; now you will be the one who they crave so much! Just make sure to give me Ladybug and Chat Noir’s miraculous in return… Bon Appetite?”
Cake: “evil cake noises!”
via SnoopyTheDestroyer
#ml#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanworks#prompt#fanfic prompt#writing prompt#dialogue prompts#adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#akuma
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Merry Christmas @harveylovesmike!
Title: Caketastrophe
Summary: Well, it all started when-....actually, you know...I'm not sure how it all started. Attempts were made.
Message to giftee: Bridggeeeeeeee you and Dreams put so much effort (time, tears, rage and probably actual blood) into this every year and we're so appreciative of all of it. Thank you and I hope you like this little offering <3
Notes: I feel I need to put a mention of Disney's Sleeping Beauty in here, not only for being a visual masterpiece quite honestly, but also for the inspiration behind Newt's particular cake disaster.
#tmrsss20#tmredit#harveylovesmike#the maze runner#tmr#maze runner secret santa#maze runner secret santa 2020#fanart
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Thank you cake for falling into them and covered them in buttercream now they also fell in love and sweet as you are 😌🥹
#cakegate#caketastrophe#$75000 cake made them sweet#red white and royal blue#rwrb movie#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#prince henry of wales#taylor zakhar perez#nicholas galitzine#rwrb#history huh
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Saw your post so here is my very random contribution: the whole day I had looked forward to the piece of cake I would allow myself to have in the evening. But I just realized I forgot to take it out of the freezer... I could put it in the microwave but it will become all mushy and gross... Anyhoo now I am just reading a bunch of your amazing fics to process my disappointment!😂 Lots of love, x
OH NO! A CAKETASTROPHE!!! (Sorry 😂) but honestly cake is my favourite food, I’d be disappointed too :( hope my fics make up for it just a little!!! Xxx
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Someone please write a fic of Shaan knowing that Henry has feelings from when they met in Rio, and got through the $75k caketastrophe weekend knowing that he was going to put Henry and Alex in a small room together to make them work through their feelings.
#i cant write it myself im crap at writing#rwarb#red white and royal blue#history huh#damn you autocorrect and your eurocentrism
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#stressedout about #weddingplanning??? Talk to hundreds of #brides going thru it too! Swap #diywedding ideas, #bridesmaid #horrorstories & #caketastrophe nightmares. Ask to #join now on #fb at I'm #Engaged, Now What?
#brides#bridesmaid#diywedding#weddingplanning#join#fb#stressedout#horrorstories#engaged#caketastrophe
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