what’s important to know about palamedes is that he got stuck in a tiny room in complete isolation for 8 months not knowing if he would ever be rescued. and he responded to this psychological torture by writing trashy romance novel fanfic
Men are not a new sensation // I've done pretty well I think // But this half-pint imitation put me on the blink // I'm wild again, beguiled again // A simpering, whimpering child again // Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I
he is currently a delivery boy full time, but is saving up to go to uni and study marine biology ! he got that aquarium audhd
he shares a flat with spearmaster! he constantly breaks shit so he has to constantly ask spearmaster to help him fix stuff, also they eat almost exclusively raw ingredients cuz his ass cannot cook (he fucked up his kraft mac and cheese and hasn’t tried to cook since)