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hehether · 2 days
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Power of rainbow 🌈
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The Batkids all decide to go into med school just to spite Bruce because he dropped out.
They might have overestimated themselves because it quickly becomes more of a challenge of "Who can do this the longest?"
Barbara is laughing at them over the comms.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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The batfam's time machine breaks down in the past
Lucky for them, there's an ancient Sumerian copper merchant happy to sell them the parts
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gffa · 24 hours
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LMAO Dick's just so blase about this, it's the epitome of "You know those days where you're like this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamned weird." like this is every day with Bruce Wayne as your dad, this is just how he shows he loves you, by reverse stalking you and asking for blood samples and helicopter parenting you in the weirdest goddamned way.
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"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.
you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.
there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.
jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.
dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.
babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).
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bloopy-writes · 3 days
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My favorite thing to think about is it being an open secret in Gotham that the Wayne family are the Bats and just a series of increasingly confused non-Gothamites wondering why so many people are chill with vigilantes
Like obviously you can get major angst from this thought but I prefer to think of every gothamite making it some form of initiation that you will not have the respect of Gothams people unless you figure out the Waynes are the Bats and learn to just deal with their stupidity and occasionally leave out treats for them on the roof like they’re feral cats
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audhd-nightwing · 1 day
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batfamily ages
as of April 2024
alfred: August 16, 1943-2019 (died at 76)
bruce: February 19, 1979 (45)
babs: September 23, 1992 (31-32)
dick: March 20, 1995 (29)
cass: January 26, 2001 (23)
jason: August 16, 2001 (22-23)
tim: July 19, 2004 (19-20)
steph: August 11, 2004 (19-20)
duke: August 13, 2006 (17-18)
damian: ???, 2010 (13-14)
i tried to be as accurate as possible to canon but some stuff just. isn’t ever revealed. the birth DAYS are what is generally accepted as canon but the years/ages are mostly up to interpretation. also i have no fucking clue when damian was born so
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momachan · 20 hours
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Truth & Justice (2021). "Happy Birthday, Damian!"
Lol. Love this panels. Love Jason. 😆
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cosmicpoutine · 2 days
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SHE??? WJGWKSHAO SHES SO FUCKING CUTE that flashlight is so freaking tiny i almost lost it, but its such a nice detail
LOOK AT ALL OF THEM!!!
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3 down 10 to go... im lying im not getting the joker, i get a visceral reaction just looking at him. but im def getting poison ivy next
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Barbara letting Dick have some rest:
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And Dick returning the favor:
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littlegreekhero · 2 days
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I know we like to picture the entire Batfamily always in disposition of each other, living together in the Wayne Manor or crashing at each other's apartments; but i raise you, the Giant Family That Struggles To Meet Up Even For Holidays trope
These people get surprised when they see each other in the street and run up for a brief, tight hug before saying goodbyes immediatly because they still have to run errands.
Steph: *happily screeches from across street*
Cass: *also happily screeches from across street*
Steph: *waves and walks away*
Cass: *continues shopping*
They plan for holidays months in advance, trying to make sure plain tickets from Blüdhaven match up to the days Kate can take leave from work, check so no midterms are approaching and beg so no one ditches the plan for their second family.
Babs: Dick, please try to make this sacrifice. I agreed to come even though it means i have to ditch my father, you can just meet with Wally another time.
Dick: B-but... but its WALLY!!! I haven't seen the kids in what? Centuries???
Babs: We have enough kids at home, you can pet them instead.
Damian: I'm a high schooler?
When they finally gather around a table, they can't even make conversation around a topic because everyone has so much to catch up about each other
Jason: Yeah, I'm moving from my apartment at the Hill, I'm not sure if i wanna sell it though, it's 2 bed 1 bath, might come in handy later.
Tim: I, THE FORMER CEO OF FUCKING WAYNE ENTREPRISES, DOUBLE TRUST FUND BABY, LIVE IN A SHACKLE BOAT, AND YOU, MR. DEAD, HAVE YOUR OWN REAL ESTATE?
Jason: Hm, sounds like a problem. Would you be interested in buying mine for 10M?
Tim: NO!!!
Or, sometimes they decide to meet up in civvies, but only 3 people show up and they're the most random combo ever.
Duke: Hey, have we met?
Terry (McGinnis): I don't think so.
Talia (Kane): None of you have met my brothers, you see, my siblings and mother all broke their promise about having a family night, so i travelled across the multiverse in hopes of acquiring a new home where everyone would actually be welcome.
Duke: Count me in sister, let's go get some ice cream. What's your name?
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nicomoon69 · 3 days
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Steph: I love lesbian jesus
Cass: Barbara??
Steph: what- no- I meant- wait…
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brucewaynehater101 · 21 hours
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Ok, random hc. Whenever Bruce pisses Tim or Barbara off they hack the watchtower speakers and blast random music.
Imagine: Tim and Bruce got into a fight over something that happened on patrol, Tim holds onto that anger until the next day when Bruce goes to a JL meeting on the watchtower. Suddenly while Bruce is explaining something about an upcoming mission the speakers start playing the bad touch by bloodhound gang, and all Bruce can do is sigh.
Or, alternatively, when Bruce isn't showing emotions as he should be(Lecturing a member of the league instead of expressing his worry) Careless whisper just starts blasting
Absolutely. The idea of Tim and Babs inducing emotional regulation and communication from Bruce via songs is hilarious. The whole family getting in on it (but in their respective ways: Alfred making the bed up a certain way when Bruce should apologize) would be great.
Honestly, I love this idea that the kids express their anger or frustration with Bruce. Although they aren't directly saying stuff like "I'm hurt that you did xyz," it's still a healthy expression of emotions. They aren't yelling or physically retaliating. They are just annoying the shit out of him.
Bruce knows when a specific kid is annoyed with him too.
He knows that if any of his vehicles have been tampered with, Jason is pissed.
Computers can be Tim or Babs, but WE being messed with is Tim (the teen will call Lucius to assign Bruce 7am meetings). Babs will change Bruce's gear (the last time she changed his grappling hook to be neon orange in color).
Dick can rope Alfred into it, but laundry not being done is 100% Alfred's ire. Dick will also mess with Bruce's JL meetings (the last time he changed Bruce's slide show presentation. He was honestly impressed that Bruce kept a straight face with all the glitter and unicorns on the slides).
Duke will put things away incorrectly so Bruce will have to hunt for the item he needs. If he's really really angry, the batmobile ends up in the harbor.
Steph will outright steal the batcowl if she's mad. Bruce doesn't get his vigilante anger management if he's being a jerk.
Damian will leave the Manor if he's upset, and Robin will patrol with Nightwing (or Red Hood if Damian is really mad). Bruce might not see him for a few weeks if he doesn't apologize.
Cass is the only kid to outright glare at Bruce until he apologizes. She doesn't resort to subtle gestures. Bruce will instantly cave and apologize when she does this.
I like the idea of the kids subtly nudging Bruce to express his emotions (or outright declaring he needs to go about something differently). They also just like embarrassing him in front of the JL or Rogues.
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marshmallow---pillow · 23 hours
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Damian: I'm a ventriloquist
Jason: you any good?
Jason: the best
Jason: what the fuck
[source]
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xxxjasontoddxxx · 3 days
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In case you didn't know, most of the Wayne clan is Jewish.
Bruce and Tim go to synagogue, Dick comes home for the holidays (yes, all of them), and I get called home to light the menorah every Hanukkah.
Barbara, Steph, and Cass aren't Jewish but they do join us in celebration.
Alfred makes the best matzo ball soup, and no, I do not take criticism on that because it is a fact.
I don't know where Duke and Damian stand, but I assume Dami is agnostic at this point? I'll have that conversation with him later.
Anyway, this is just a long winded way of saying happy Passover!
To all my Jewish friends, I love you, and I wish you the best. Love and light, and all that. ✌🏻
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scarletackrmn · 11 hours
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I love how I went from loving one set of bat boys (Rhys, Cassian, and Azriel from ACOTAR)
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to now also loving another set of bat boys (Dick, Jason, Tim, Damain aka Bruce’s babies) along with the rest of his gaggle of bat kids.
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