#canon cant stop me

[almondpiglet]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOME ⭐⭐⭐👽👽👽 OUR PRECIOUS WEIRD DAUGHTER

#i keep saying daughter but now that i think about it... i think shes like canonically 1 year younger than me... huh wha #and why do i insist that seri knows how to bake #gurl... u no his ass cant cook now stop playin!!! #my art #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #tome kurata #serizawa katsuya #reigen arataka #shigeo kageyama

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript -

Gabriel : *heavy breathing and grunting* Bastard. 

Useless bucket of bolts. Yeah, you better run!

Load back to your- Ah shit, that was hard. Load back to your little checkpoint.

Yeah, go ahead. Go P rank the other levels. 

Oh… I’m sorry. Can-can-can I? Excuse me, can I help you?

Columbo : Oh, uh, hi there. Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

Uh, I’m looking for somebody. 

Uh, Gabriel is it? Is that you? Is that who I’m lookin for?

Listen, I just gotta say, you did an amazing job uh… Fighting off that uh. 

What’d ya-what’d ya call it?

Uh, you called it a… 

Gabriel : A mere object?

Columbo : That’s right. A mere object. 

Phenomenal work. 

I gotta tell ya. Robots, I don’t trust em myself. 

Ya know, I had-I had this one episode where uh, there was this robot named Rob and uh-

Gabriel : Uh, yes. 

That’s very fascinating, but could you perhaps get on with your introduction? 

Columbo : Uh, certainly. So I’m, uh, I’m lieutenant Columbo. Uh, I’m with the LAPD. Uh, I'm in the homicide department. 

Gabriel : Homicide? You can’t kill a machine. 

Columbo : No no no! Of course not. But um… Well… Ya can certainly love one.

Gabriel : D-d-d-detective I- I don’t- I don’t know what you’re implying there with that statement!

As you can tell I… Despise machines and wouldn’t think about doing so- Loving them, I mean.

Columbo : Yes, of course uh. Absolutely, it’s completely unthinkable. 

Except, well. While I was- while I was over here and I opened this door and uh fourteen- fourteen V1 body pillows fell out. Along with a buncha the plushies. 

Uh, and I just can’t imagine how ya- how ya happened upon something like that by accident.

It’s a little ridiculous! Uh, frankly.

Gabriel : Uh, no no no, listen.  

Detective. I can explain, okay? 

Those belong to- uh! That guy over there! 

*Filth-like scream*

Gabriel : Yeah! A real freak! 

Some kinda pervert. I don’t know why we keep him around.

But uh, I-I have nothing to do with it. 

Columbo : Well, ya see, I would believe- I would believe that, but uh. 

It’s just that- Well we had the boys at the lab run these pillows and we found your cum- We found your DNA all over em, uh.

You’re-You’re under arrest, I’m killing you.

Gabriel : K-hah. Kill me? *laughs*

Oh detective. 

Columbo : Oh. Aw fuck.

Gabriel : I’m afraid you’ve made a grave mistake. 

Because, in fact… What is going to happen instead…

Is actually what I’m gonna- AHHHG MOTHERFUCKER

I’LL FUCKIN KILL YOU

SON OF A BITCH 

AHHG YOU BASTARD

I’LL RIP YOU APART 

PIECE OF SHIT

YOU FUCK

ASSHOLE

BITCH

*Grunting* 

Oh Shit. 

Oh. What have I done? 

V1 : Bro, tell me you didn’t just kill a fucking cop.

Gabriel : The law will be here any second now… 

Machine, flush the drugs.

V1 : No way, bro. Let’s smoke that.

Gabriel : All of it?!?

Hm… One last ride…

Well, alright.

*coughing his lungs out*

V1 : No Gabriel, holding it in doesn’t do anything!

*Gabriel continues to cough his lungs out*

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #alt title was: columbo interrupted their RP session #gabes reaction to someone getting in between him and v1 (or at least pillows of it) is to rip them to shreds. yeah i mean that checks out!! #the way he says 'Some kinda pervert' is so funny to me i cant stop replaying it #this took me. so long. oh my god. no post tomorrow. im not strong enough. #sanest bit of 2024 #and probably the longest bit ever. holy shit. #also he used the wrong filter for columbo here but here is my totally Canon Explanation #If they are in hell he had to become a husk.. duh.

[mysteriouslysublimeperfection]

I LOVE THEM SM😭😭😭

#they are my roman empire #Yasammy>> #I need to see them being asilly cute couple in jwct #pls im forever greatful for them being canon #they are the cutest #jurassic world camp cretaceous #jwct #jurassic world chaos theory #camp cretaceous #yasmina fadoula #jwcc #sammy gutierrez #yasammy #istg if u told me to write an essay on why they are my favs i could write a whole book #not even kidding at this point #🥹🥹🥹 #if i could analyze every scene with them in it i would. #(im just too lazy) #anyways i must stop yapping #they are my first people i ever shipped in a fandom #and im so happy its them🥹 #cant wait to see them in jwct fr fr #ok enought yapping #goodbye #have a happy rest of ur day

[princeyam]

guess who redownloaded pokemas

#pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #legends arceus #pokemon masters #pokemas #rei #rei pokemon #pokemon rei #volo #volo pokemon #pokemon volo #i went into a trance yesterday drawing this #when they announced adaman and irida a few months back i said #i will only redownload pokemas for volo #and then they went ahead and. confirmed him in the rei and akari event so OBVIOUSLY #im so validated that rei is the protag he has a h decidueye just like me #he cant stop thinking about volo just like me #though for him its more like ptsd SDHDJHDJDNDJD #a lot of times i see akari as the protag in fanart so having rei be canonically the protag is :) #did you guys see his area convo where he says he grew a habit of standing behind people without them noticing #VOLOCORE THAT IS SO VOLOCORE #anyway i havent played pokemas since 2020 here we go again #im doing it for my evil blonde man

[caelanglang]

I heard some spoilers… from the last stageplay… I am very unwell….

#ASAGIRI LIKE STOP HURTING HIM FOR ONE ARC CHALLENGE FAILED #I CANT WITH THIS I HATE IT HERE WHY DO I EVEN GO HERE #MORI LET HIM GO JUST LET HIM GO PLSSSS #THE ANGST IN ME WANTED A CHUUYA CRY SCENE TO TO THINK WE WILL GET IT CANON IN THIS WAY IS SO #IM DEAD IM UNWELL IM SCREAMING BITING THE GROUND RN #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd stageplay

[tequiilasunriise]

I am so in love with this volume because I am so in love with the way Blake Belladonna is finally allowing herself to love Yang, you feel me?

Blake has always had this love fer Yang, we all watched their slowburn unfold over several volumes, but she kept this love close to her heart and only let that affection slip through cracks of her walls and/or during dire life or death situations. The simple, domestic, everyday ways to express love? Holding hands just because and softer words spoken freely and casually? Blake couldn’t do it because she was still afraid.

Afraid to hurt Yang and scare her away with her affections, because she had hurt Yang so much already and couldn’t bear to risk burdening her even more. She had left, she had abandoned the one person who she trusted most, and she had to prove she was staying for good this time. They still had to repair their friendship first and foremost.

Afraid to be the one hurting for exposing herself, because love had burned her once so throughly before. She trusts Yang with her life, but that haunting nightmare that is Adam makes it hard fer her to trust the brightest thing in her life with her heart. Blake had to overcome the bullish knife hanging over her head before she could be in another relationship.

And then when these issues were slowly getting resolved, Blake still held back. Sure, there were more tender moments between them, but they were more brief and far between. Blake was still holding back because this slowburn slowdance was all she knew when it came to Yang. They had to focus on the threat of Salem, of Atlas falling, of all that. It was better to play it safe, now was still not the right time.

But then? But then Blake watched Yang die, and suddenly all those cautious moments of ‘playing it safe’ racked up to an indescribable amount of missed opportunities and regret. Suddenly waiting all this time for the ‘right’ time didnt matter at all anymore because Blake completely ran out of any time.

Blake isn’t going to hold back anymore, she’s finally comfortable enough to be who she always was deep down under those trauma walls, this openly affectionate silly goofy little book nerd who just wants to make her beloved smile, and she’s going to absolutely s h o w e r Yang with flirty tones and dumb jokes and longing touches and be such a dorky romantic because she doesn’t want to waste anymore time. As Weiss spoke fer all of us, it’s, “About time”. The ‘right’ time is right the fuck now screw that ‘not concerned with sands of time’ bullshit she wants to kiss this stupid pretty face and she WILL let Yang know. I think about Blake this volume and I’m just SO PROUD OF HER. Nothing like a little taste of death to push a slowburn along, huh? Seriously though, witnessing Blake’s arc come full circle to open up and be the person she once was before Adam crushed her into taking up as little space as possible, before she deemed herself as nothing but a coward and a fool, seeing her laugh and smile openly and shoot every damn shot she can- it’s so, so damn good.

Anyways, I am also in love with Yang Xiao Long having no idea how to handle Blake being incredibly openly in love with her. 10/10 watching experience, truly.

#those fanfics that had Blake being a smooth flirt are O U T. Canon silly goofy dorky romantic Blake Belladonna is IN #shes so in love she cant contain it anymore she can hardly even LOOK at Yang without those soft eyes and gentle touches #she keeps having these brief soft moments of physical contact with Yang and its DRIVING ME NUTS #stolen moments of sunshine bc shes so drawn to yang she cant stop herself from indulging even if its a quick little touch im so fucken ill #lord save me im so ill IM SOOOO IIILLLLLL #GODS. GODS IM HAVING SUCH BIG FEELINGS OVER BLAKE BELLADONNA RN. #rwby #bumbleby #bumbleby bumblebabes #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #rwby spoilers #rwby v9

[extra-somethin-somethin]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week? #yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her) #i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀 #it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺'' #''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

[leviismybby]

Did Isayama ever state that Levi stopped eating after Erwin's death and that the cloak Levi wears in season 4 is Erwins?

#anonymous asks #Levi ackerman #Levi #Ships don't interest me #Can i just say something? #But i said this already #Can you guys please stop asking me questions about ships? #I mean this in the nicest way possible okay? #Ship what you ship #Its fun anf i get it #And i cant tell people enough that no Levi ship is canon #Read the manga and watch the anime #I really dont know what else to tell you #I would love if people talked to me about Levi and his character or send me like thirsts

[djservo]

HOMO-WEEN ISNT OVER @gunthermunch DREW THE BROS À LA FUNNY GAMES THIS IS NOT A DRILL THEY ARE WEARING SHORT SHORTS AND POLITELY TORTURING A RICH FAMILY AS WE SPEAK!!!! DO NOT LET THESE NASTY SKANK BITCHES INTO UR HOME ESPECIALLY IF THEY ASK TO BORROW EGGS IT'S A TRAP!!!! 🚨🚨🚨

#funny games is so integral to the djservo film canon #me when I send a collage of specific references + ai includes every detail: BUT HOW DID SHE KNOW??? 🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭 #JOAQUINS LITTLE FACE I WANNA SQUEEZE HIM TIL HIS EYES POP OUT 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 #& I cant stop looking at sergios thighs bye I need to lay down #between his thighs MOVING ON #ai ur so sick for this I Lov U #momba

[yaboisnelf]

i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them i hope they explode

johnny cage and kenshi sketches from mk1

#AHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH #i cant escape the johnny cage brainrot hes INFECTED ME #hes like a fungus. a parasite. im in love with him #sry no dc sry for not posting i think i need a new ipad mine is. exploding. #anyways i think johnny cage is part filipino and no one can stop me. #wah wah wah he makes his ex wives and husband and kids adobo and lumpia and homemade sauce and hes sooooo confident abt it #which is so upsetting cus hes just too good #he makes dessert that is also a spanish slur and sonya will go 😐 every time he says it cus he purposely makes it around her just to say it #which is me saying puerto rican sonya canon #i am insane ❤️ #me vs backgrounds btw just ignore it. ill prob come back and change it when i get home/wake up yk but for now. ugly. #anyways #johnshi #kenshi takahashi #johnny cage #takahashi kenshi #johnathan carlton #sketch #digital art #procreate #i ❤️ tagging

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #so its canon then that yosuke tends to forget to take of himself when he gets busy/stressed/etc then :) #yosuke's already a lanky ass like my guy stop making people worry about you!!! #also i like juxtaposing this against his group cafe date like of wanting to date someone he can look after because its both #bro you cant even take care of yourself #but also yosuke understanding himself enough that to be cared for is to be loved #anyway this is why you should always always have lunch with yosuke and feed him thanks for coming to my ted talk #OK BUT I also love that it's something that yu noticed about yosuke too because its so closely related to how he does. you know. #feed his friends food as a metaphor for love and all that and how yosuke hasnt had much attention (from him) lately #ok jk I'll stop being delulu but also really. #i feel a lot of Feelings about how yosuke and chie are the later members to awaken their 3rd tier #for meta reasons obviously it's also the fact that after maxing out yosuke's slink there arent as many opportunities to hang out #and there are so many good fics of that i slurp it all up #but for yosuke to point it out makes me so. SO. #anyway one final note is also yes i commented about how yosuke wasnt really doing a great job looking after himself but #i also think about his later comment that when people are relying on him it makes him want to do his best for others #and how he says he will always be there for his partner #and it makes me interpret all of that as yosuke being very roundabout in saying that he wants the two of them to look after each other #he's good with his queue

[clouvu]

Little man has finally come home 🙏

#genshin impact #wanderer #scaramouche #raiden shogun #raiden ei #kujou sara #eisara #eisr family #feel free to blacklist that last tag if this type of stuff makes any of u guys uncomfy lmao #got a couple of anons right before i thanos snapped my messages on here and created a whole separate curiouscat account #more or less asking for a tag to block cause it isnt their type of thing so yknow yee #The dynamic is peak self indulgence and nowhere near canon #But That Sign Cant Stop Me Cause I Cant Read #and also just cause all of them together is so *shakes fist* #the skrunklies reunited w/ their little skrinkly is free serotonin #also if eisr family isnt canon explain why i got the little fella in 20 wishes hmmmmm

[trashcanmando]

a zero explanation republic commando doodle dump, enjoy

#republic commando #repcomm #kael draws #bardan jusik #mereel skirata #kal skirata #i cant stop laughing about the munin one #munin holding kal like a kitten #the knife just stickin out #kal's angy lil face #'im naming him kal cause he tried to stab me :D' #the fact that its CANON #fanart

[cyniicism]

wdym mk and julia dont kiss in the finale?? wdym terrys queerbaiting?? wdym mk isnt a finalist?? wdym damien doesnt win?? wdym caleb makes final four?? wdym priya makes final six?? wdym either raj or mks out next episode??

#mkulia #td reboot #terry stop queerbaiting #td spoilers #so is mk or raj out. or like. #why cant someone like caleb be out why is it my raj or mk #total drama reboot #me when terry tweets something that decreases the chance of mkulia becoming canon and continues reposting mkulia art

[semisolidmind]

got some nasty anon asks last night. you can probably guess what they were complaining about.

so, anon has been turned off.

sorry to the folks who can use it responsibly. 🤟

#im a lil sick of the entitled nature of some of the folks in the current hyperfixin #like what do yall think youre gonna acheive by sending me this garbage #a block and a report is what you're gonna get #and its not gonna stop me? like?? #what i make not following this supposed “canon” youve concocted is not a reason to send me some of the most vile comments ive ever read #how bout you go find an artist you DO enjoy and pester them #its literally as easy as blocking me and finding artists that make what you wanna see #cant be that hard seeing as what youre getting mad at me for is the majority in this fucking hellhole #a genuine apology to the folks who are just shy

[mirandimoo]

alright listen i know they said kazurei romantic relationship and marriage not canon BUT this just allows me to push my kazurei queerplatonic soulmates agenda even further so who’s REALLY winning here???

#buddy daddies #i cant stop thinking about them #they kept me going these past 13 weeks #hoping and praying we get a spin off or season 2 or SOMETHING #even though i know it’s unlikely #qpr kazurei means so much to me #kinda think that rei is aroace #like i kinda feel that in my bones #although i’m not 100% sure where i stand on my final head canon for them #but yes yes #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #kazurei #reikazu