Met my old boss last night. First time in years. Took me for a drink and I sucked his dick in his car. Confession: I regret not fucking him…
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Mondeo Duct Tape Syndrome
If you live in one of the countries where the Ford Mondeo was sold, you've likely seen a first, second or sometimes even third generation model with the front and/or rear bumper held together by duct tape!
Due to the increasing rarity of early Mondeos, examples with duct taped bumpers are now a rarely seen sight, and nowadays people are more likely to spot a third generation Ford Focus with its door seals hanging off, or a Vauxhall Insignia with its front badge missing.
Why duct tape?
A common problem with early Mondeo bumpers was that they would crack very easily. At high speeds, you could actually see the bumpers flapping around on the back of the car. The fragility of these bumpers led to most people applying tape as a repair, some owners going to the effort of colour-matching the tape to the paint colour of their car.
Why was the tape referred to as 'gaffer tape' in some communities?
Apparently one's stronger than the other. I'm not really sure of the difference, but if it goes on a Mondeo, it works!
Why can't I find one for sale?
Most of the badly maintained ones have been scrapped now, and most of the survivors are decent ones. The occasional duct-taped example comes up for sale sometimes.
When did you last see one?
October 2022, on this UK-registered Mk3 Mondeo estate which now seems to live in southern Portugal. I've cropped the image down to the taped part of the bumper, for your enjoyment and convenience.
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
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one time i thought it would be funny to make a fakemon region based on a generic american suburb but i only got as far as american meowth
this thing has me in stitches every time i look at it. i can never top this
🏳️⚧️ THIS POST HAS COME OUT AS TRANS! 🏳️⚧️
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after watching the new 4 hour hbomberguy video essay I saw some people complaining that he's just targeting people and causing drama, but I think that he should keep doing these hit pieces forever. I think every plagiarist and credit-thief should tremble in fear lest they attract the wrath of this one youtuber.
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Anthro Au Survivor drafts feat. too much worldbuilding because I cant just put pants on a slugcat like a normal person & my godawful handwriting
The Survivor (Their full, scavenger-given name includes the 'The') was separated from their family while traveling between colonies and stranded in the dangerous unpopulated wilds.
Against all odds they managed to survive (and wander) far longer than they should have been able, but rather than reconnecting with their (or another) slugcat family, they instead made contact with one of the many wandering scavenger troops- But unfortunately not one that had ever met a slugcat nor had any idea what to make of a stranded one.
Regardless the group gave it their best, ended up committing to the role of slugparents, and The Survivor and their troop still consider themselves close family long after Survivor finally reconnected with their sibling. (They're a bit of a mess though, understandably)
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**Pic is not mine! (Prob got it off tumblr years ago 😉 ) If this pic is yours and u want me to take it down, just let me know and I will! Cheers!**
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