#cars are stupid

[the-cooler-erinsintra]

how can people differentiate between the species of car? they all look the same to me. like wtf is a honda or a nissan. are they bred like dogs or something

#fyp #fypツ #memes #explorepage #explore #funny #hilarious #tumblr fyp #tumblr #dank memes #fypシ #fypage #foryou #viral #foryoupage #car #cars #cars are stupid #fuck cars

[albatris]

bonus points if you tell me what you would say

#would u just assume they're contacts? that he's bein edgy? #would u be afraid or would u be chill #and how much difficulty would a vampire nat have in navigating his life with stupid red eyes #a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears

[pangur-and-grim]

cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs

#spoiler: it drove away before I could kick it #saddest moment of my life #they can always tell that I want to kick their car #and so they speed up and leave. #you stupid fuckers. let me kick your car. I need to kick it

[gayrika]

eye doctors: please for fucks sake try to protect your eyes from blue light pls take breaks from screens pls wear these blue light filter glasses pls pls pls im fucking begging you

car manufacturers:

i swear to god if another one of you motherfuckers go on abt how "blue light isnt actually that bad 🤓" i am going to block your stupid ass this post has over 30k notes theres no way you think ur first goddamn person to say it shut uuuup i do not give a shit

#if i see another stupid ass car w them bright ass blue headlights im going apeshit and destorying the car with my bare hands #autoposting #uh idk shit abt db so sorry if the id is silly lol

[spidehpig]

sleazy retired SAS now car mechanic Soap relentlessly flirting and leering at you every time you come by the shop. He’s gross and pushy, definitely a bit of a perv, but god is he so flirtatious and handsome you can’t even be bothered to push him away when he finally crowds you against the door of your own car to shove his tongue down your throat. Calloused fingers still covered in motor oil sliding past the waistband of your jeans as he kisses you with entirely too much tongue, all wet, sloppy and eager. He tastes like cigarettes and the cinnamon gum he’s always loudly smacking in your face :(

#sorry the sleazy car mechanic au was supposed to be a smutty one shot but now i’ve envisioned and outlined WAYYY too much detail for it so #it’s getting there my stupid brain just keeps thinking of more things to add #so here’s idk a small thought from the wip i guess? #cod #soap #soap x reader #soap drabble

[visismu]

"Bitches know they can't catch me (Vroom, vroom) Cute, sexy and my ride's sporty (Vroom, vroom) Those slugs know they can't catch me (Vroom, vroom) Beep, beep"

#I'm sorry but I've had this stupid joke drawing stuck in my head for so long #such a stupid post i'm so sorry #where is the car's door....well... #kim kitsuragi #kimharry #harry dubois #disco elysium

[fatyaoi]

umm . l.eons nobody asked for in an attempt to get myself out of a rut 😃👍

#belly kink #wg #male wg #weight gain #ssbhm #man. i hate tagging shit can somebody do it for me i always feel stupid #WHO wants to send me fat l.eon asks so i can play toys in the car tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[southern--downpour]

deer in headlights

#masky #marble hornets #mh #tim wright #tim mh #tim wright mh #masky mh #shout out to the deer who run out in front of our car on our road. stupid guys #lost my sanity for this #virgil arts

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Castiel comes to Sam for advice about his crush on Dean but he obfuscates who he's talking about successfully because Sam doesn't know just how much he and Dean hang out without him.

Dean, obliquely trying to come out to Sam during a conversation about settling down: besides who would even want to date me long term. Cas is the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend in years.

Sam, casual and oblivious: I think Cas has a boyfriend.

Dean:...What????

Sam: yeah he told me about him. He's like a drummer or something, travels cross country a lot. I thought you knew? It's pretty serious, they've been together like 8 years I think?

Dean, seething with jealousy and horror: What's he like? Have you met him? What the fuck??

Sam, delighted to have more info on Cas than Dean does for once: Cas really didn't tell you? Well I guess that makes sense. I've always thought he and I share a more profound bond.

Dean: Sam.

Sam: Okay, okay. I haven't met him but from what Cas says, he's like, a real dork. Won't let anyone touch his CD collection, always brings up movie references no one has ever heard of- although it is Cas, who knows what his scale of normal movies is. He's good with kids, apparently.

Dean: sounds annoying.

Sam: ha! That's funny. I said he sounded like you, and Cas gave me a death stare. Yeah just like that one.

Dean: what does Cas want with a normie guy like that? And why didn't he tell me? There's gotta be something going on with this dude. This whole thing stinks. And - wait. Hold the phone. Cas is gay????

Sam: dude, you've met Cas, right?

Dean: shut up!!!! Keep talking. Where can I find this sonofabitch and how can we find out his intentions

Sam: well according to Cas he intends to be [cas impression] 'adorable and infuriating at the same time and succeeds on both counts'. Cas seems pretty happy with the guy, I think we should just be happy for him.

Dean, heartbroken and hiding it gruffly: yeah. I'm fucking ecststic.

#destiel #*zaps supernatural with my beam* sitcom NOW! #sitcomnatural #I love writing silly dialogue like this it's soooo fun. sam isn't stupid he just has Sam Plots happening whenever Cas confides in him #Castiel: he's got a psychosexual fascination with his car. Sam (actively fighting off lucifer in his brain): and he's in a band you say. #cawis creates

[the-cooler-erinsintra]

just one more lane just one more lane please bro just one more lane trust me we're gonna fix traffic this time

#fyp #fypツ #memes #explorepage #explore #funny #hilarious #tumblr fyp #tumblr #fypシ #fypage #foryou #viral #foryoupage #cars are stupid #fuck cars #urban planning

[taintedcigs]

GETAWAY CAR — rockstar!e.m. x f!reader

♬ I'm in a getaway car, I left you in a motel bar, put the money in a bag and I stole the keys, that was the last time you ever saw me. ♬

summary: in which you return to hawkins to attend your best friend nancy's wedding, facing the problems you left behind, and the one person you abandoned; eddie munson. — inspired by getaway car by t.s.

spotify playlist.

warnings — ANGST, pining and slowburn, two idiots in love!!, second chance at romance, kinda friends to hating each other to lovers, strong language!, smut (eventually, minors dni), portrayal of a toxic, emotionally/physically absive relationship (not the main ship ofc), mentions of alc*hol and drg use.

pairings — rockstar!eddie munson x fem!reader, past billy hargrove x fem!reader

authors note — okay i sweeearr this is the last time. i made myself a cover and im sooo excited to share this series with yall again, this was one of the first series i posted but i rlly hated how i wrote that so this is almost like an entirely new version of it ! im so proud and so excited for you guys to read it ❥

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- CHAPTERS

chapter one: best of times, the worst of crimes

chapter two: where i end you begin.

chapter three: i’ll swim down, would you?

chapter four: two notes and a heart down

chapter five: struck a match & blew your mind

chapter six: all tomorrow's parties

chapter seven: she’s thunderstorms

chapter eight: made your mark on me

chapter nine: multitude of casualties (coming soon ♡)

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- BLURBS

flashback when you met me (coming soon ♡)

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson series #eddie munson x y/n #rockstar!eddie munson #rockstar!eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fanfic #getaway car #getaway car series #eddie munson angst #eddie munson imagine #stranger things #eddie munson x fem!reader #IM SO EXCITED #I HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT BC I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON THE CHARACTERIZATION #ITS STUPID BUT IDC

[tink27]

Saw a video on tiktok of someone re-binding a copy of the Hobbit and giving it a really beautiful new cover and I could not get the idea of Steve doing that for Eddie out of my head.

He hears Eddie mention in passing that he's always preferred homemade gifts (partly bc of the thought that goes into them but also because people spending money on him makes him uncomfortable) and Steve decides he needs to think of something he can make Eddie.

Steve may not be considered "clever" by the others but I'm convinced that boy is a do-er. When it comes to physical and practical skills, he will just learn and do it. He painstakingly researched and buys leather and special glue for book blinding, and even learns calligraphy so he can write beautifully on the inside cover.

And when he presents it to Eddie, wrapped in stiff expensive wrapping paper, Eddie asks where he got it and Steve says casually

"I made it"

As if he didn't spend months, didn't ruin at least 5 other copies of the Hobbit before he got it right, as if it wasn't so much work and time.

But Eddie gets it anyway, he understands and that's why he immediately bursts into tears.

#steve harrington isnt stupid #that boy is just physical and practical #and more determined than anyone #eddie munson doesnt expect anyone to try thay hard just for him #also growing up poor meant creative or homemade gifts were more common place #steve likes it too bc his parents and realtive would put little thought into gift but just buy him the most expensive thing #like fancy shoes or his car #steddie #stranger things #eddie munson #steve x eddie #gay steve harrington #steddie fics #stranger things s4 #steve harrington #kind of a ficlet

[the-woman-upstairs]

Ethan, after Benji has once again volunteered him for an insane death-defying stunt:

#when your husband believes in you so much…it nearly puts you in the hospital #i love the way they love #benthan #mission impossible #mission impossible dead reckoning #ethan hunt #benji dunn #tho ethan has no leg to stand on since his go-to move is something stupid and insane #thinking of when he buckled himself into a car then drove it off the top of a parking garage #or jumped onto a motorcycle AFTER crashing another car by driving recklessly

[stromer]

through the power of deeply unserious behavior and a roster filled with freaks, a hockey team can achieve anything

#this stupid ass team ................. #jt miller statue outside of rogers build it STAT and get back to me . maybe one for my room too for fun #canucks lb #haven't been around much but when i do tune in i'm constantly reminded tht these men pull up to games in one of those tiny ass clown cars #a billion orcas and one clown car . garly's strapped to the roof

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

#deltarune #spamton #swatch #art #doodles #pansexual #lgbt #bigshot spamton #stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!! #me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool.... #and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too #wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice #+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again #they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!! #there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then #something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson.... #you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not #obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag #obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag #obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag #i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a #month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin #i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently #im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.

[onehundredfallenpetals]

A change of trains, an unexpected companion on the way home

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #shuake #akeshu #amamiya ren #p5 joker #goro akechi #akechi goro #persona 5 protagonist #p5r #kurusu akira #akira kurusu #I am late on my posting schedule again!! Sorry!! My brain is wanting me to do studies but if I do studies I don't finish the piece on time #but if I don't do studies I also don't finish the piece in time because my stupid brain and ability to analyse is telling me I can improve #Also real glad I added the silhouette person in there #makes the train feel like there are more people than just shuake on board #Story for this one is Akechi catching up with Akira when he has to change trains + wait a bit for the next train to come #He gets on the same train as Akira and looks for him in the train cars #Akira has already fallen asleep cause he's been on a train for hours so Akechi wormed his way in #and is shushing Mona to not wake him so he can surprise Akira when he wakes up at his stop at home! #Also took Akira's glasses off for him so he's not sleeping in them