What am I doing-
So, @sparkerinparadise has this really cool idea called sexyman descendants, and I instantly fell in love with the concept (I actually have kind of a similar idea, only it’s with exclusively cartoon and video game characters. I have no idea how I’ll get it off the ground, especially since the main character is a SpongeBob descendent lol-)
However, I am…not the best artist. Nor am I the best at making/describing Monster High-styled outfits. However, I am a good writer, so I’ll be writing descriptions for my seven (you read that right) OCs for sexyman descendants. I…might be also write some fanfic for this. BTW, these guys’ parents are all pulled from the sexyman Wikipedia (something I’d never thought I’d have to look up…)
LUCILLE DEVIL/MORNINGSTAR
Lucille has pale, almost grayish skin, pitch black, fluffy hair, her dad’s eyes and horns, fangs, and sharp claws that are usually painted black. I…have no idea what her outfit is; all I know is she has a black faux fur jacket and a pitchfork necklace. She’s on the shorter and lankier side, something the compensates for with heels.
-Daughter of the Devil from Cuphead
-Pansexual
-Rules the cheerleading squad with an iron fist
-Also in both the drama club. Probably the one who takes the lead from @sporesgalaxy’s Spamton Jr.
-Inherited her dad’s temper and crybaby tendencies
-Has caused multiple fire drills due to her fire powers flaring up when she’s angry
-Will occasionally try to con her classmates out of their souls
-Fairly protective of her step-sister, who is Dice’s daughter
-Her pitchfork necklace can turn into a full-sized pitchfork by pulling the charm off the chain
-Lords her dad’s status and power over anyone who dares to threaten her
-Haaates @sparkerinparadise’s Dee Cipher and Roman (sees her as competition and beating her sister out for class president, respectively). Thinks Too-Lette is cool though.
-Arrives to school in a pillar of hellfire every day for the ✨aesthetic✨
-Lucille: I’d sell all of you to my dad for a corn chip-
-Voiced by Aimie Atkinson (aka Katherine Howard from Six)
IVORY DICE
Ivory is a average-sized, slightly curvy teen with dark skin, white hair with a purple streak in cube-shaped puff pigtails, green eyes, and purple freckles. She wears a version of her dad’s shirt and jacket with the sleeves rolled up, a purple skirt with rows of all four card suites in pink and black, purple chunky high heels with dice for the heel, pink poker chip earrings, white gloves, and a black choker with a silver crown charm. She also wears purple lipstick and eyeshadow
-Daughter of King Dice
-Lesbian
-Assistant leader of the cheerleaders and member of the debate team
-Tried to start a gambling club in school, got shut down almost immediately
-Do not play any sort of card game/game of chance with her. You WILL lose.
-If you make her sister cry, Ivory will kick your butt while simultaneously comforting Lucille
-Favorite class is music
-Occasionally brings her dad’s card minions to school with her
-Regularly blackmails/bribes others into doing things for her
-Kinda unhinged
-Can remove her head like her dad can. It’s…way more disturbing than when her dad does it.
-Always has a deck of cards with her
-Voiced by Ashley Park (aka Gretchen Wieners from the Mean Girls musical)
CALLIE THE COMPUTER
Callie is a small, lanky girl with pale, metallic skin, white hair in a messy bob, and dark eyes framed by square glasses. She wears a red and blue argyle sweater vest over a white t shirt, a blue skirt with a silver stripe at the bottom, knee socks with a yellow stripe on top, clunky heels that look like a computer mouse, and a circuit board hair clip.
-Daughter of Colin the Computer
-Greysexual
-Autistic
-Head of the robotics/coding club
-Loves talking about computers!!!!
-Will throw you through a wall while screaming if you touch her
-Her attempts at socializing often come off as kinda creepy. Nobody knows if it’s intentional or not
-Can bring people into the digital world, though she’s banned from doing it on campus after Lucille’s head exploded into glitter upon exiting (she was fine after a day or so)
-Exempt from swimming due to the risk of her shorting out
-Regularly asks intrusive questions about others
-Nobody knows if she’s an AI in a robot body or a cyborg. I mean, she plugs herself into a wall socket for lunch, but Ivory swears she saw some sort of brain-like organ in the panel on the back of her head last week…
-Voiced by Shelby Rabara
DIANA DASTARDLY
Diane is a tall, bulky girl with pale skin, long, dark hair in a braid, and blue eyes. I don’t have any outfit ideas for her, but I do know she has a sort-of steampunk-ish style, a love for the color purple, and high heels with a wheel for the heel (that can act as heelies because why not-)
-Daughter of Dick Dastardly
-Bisexual, with a preference for men
-Part of the robotics/coding team
-Though highly intelligent, she occasionally ends up in detention because she cheated on a quiz or something minor
-Grumpy and dramatic
-Favorite class is either engineering or woodshop
-The next person who asks her if she’ll join a sports team is going to get punched in her dad’s namesake-
-Has an emotional support/service dog named Molly she brings to school with her. She doesn’t tell anyone why she has an emotional support/service dog; Callie asked once and got thrown into a garbage can.
-(It’s for health conditions she has due to her father going to the Underworld to save Muttley before she was born and depression)
-Occasionally wishes she was more feminine-looking
-Has a motorcycle she drives to school pretty much every day
-Can be found fixing cars and inventing outside of school
-Voiced by Genesis Lynea (aka Anna of Cleaves from Six)
ERIS CHAOS-SHY
Eris is a tall, lanky teen with wild pale pink, almost white hair, tan skin, her dad’s mismatched horns, and heterochromia: one yellow and red eye and one green eye, both with different-sized pupils. I don’t have a set idea for her outfit, but I do know that the outfit doesn’t even seem to match itself, she has a different tie every week, and it’s made up of both her dad’s and mom’s color palette. She also paints each of her nails a different color and changes them frequently.
-Genderfluid (any pronouns) Polysexual (not attracted to people who identify as male)
-Daughter of Discord and Fluttershy
-Enjoys music and psychology classes
-On the debate team
-His chaotic powers have an entire section in the school rule book dedicated to them
-Completely aware that they’re all fictional, but they’re strongly encouraged not to tell anybody
-Chaotic neutral, seems to pull a different prank on the student body every other week
-Has a feud going on with both Lucille and Dee
-Attracts animals with her singing; however, they are not the cute little woodland creatures her mom attracts
-One time classes had to be canceled because a goose flew through the window while she was in music
-Has slight stage fright. Can’t handle large crowds (aka auditorium/stadium full of people) watching him sing, but can handle a classroom full of people watching
-Severe claustrophobia/fear of being trapped
-Encourages people to make up new pronouns to refer to them as
-Voiced by Christina Modestou (aka Anne Boleyn from Six)
WALLYWINK (because we need more male rep, dang it!)
Wallywink is an average sized, dark skinned teen with curly pink hair and matching fur on his upper arms and legs. He wears a pink, fluffy sweater, jeans, and dark pink cowboy boots, under which he has hooves.
-Son of Wammawink (yes, I’m just as surprised as you are)
-Gay
-Favorite classes are Home Ec and Music
-Total Mom friend
-Regularly helps out in the cafeteria
-More satyr-like than his mom
-Has the same kind of magic Wammawink does, but mostly sticks to bubbles
-If two people start fighting in the hallway, Wallywink will put them in bubbles he calls “time-out bubbles” until they calm down and are able to apologize to each other
-Loves his mom, but he wishes she was less overprotective
-Has totally brought his mom’s mertaur magazines to school (both for himself and because others dared/blackmailed him to)
-Voiced by Jeremy Jordan
BETTY KOOPA
Betty is a tall, bulky girl with tan skin, red hair in a messy ponytail, sharp fangs and claws, horns, and dark eyes. She wears a slightly torn white tank top with pale yellow stripes, a black biker jacket with spiky shoulders and sleeves and a red flame design on the back, torn green pants, black combat boots, spiky bracelets with a matching choker, and a green spiky shell purse.
-Daughter of Bowser Koopa (yes, I’m giving him another kid. Why not?)
-Lesbian Transgirl
-On literally ALL of the sport teams. Basketball, soccer, golf: you name it, she’s a member
-Loves all her siblings and would kill/die for them (BTW, most of the Koopalings probably attend school with her)
-Very loud and in-your-face
-Total delinquent
-Attracted to princess-like/feminine girls like her dad
-Has no clue how to flirt, so she just brags about herself very loudly, acts intimidating, and throws random gifts at people and hopes it works
-(It hasn’t yet, but she’s trying okay-)
-If you imply her personality/appearance makes her “less of a girl” you WILL be lit on fire with extreme prejudice
-Did I mention she can breathe fire? Because she can.
-Cleans up quite nicely when there’s a formal event
-Voiced by Kimberly Brooks (aka Jasper from Steven Universe)
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Big post of interesting art stuff that I like. Yeah, video games are art too. Deal with it. Just let me know if some links are wrong.
Long list under the cut. Doing this for the benefit of those with screen readers.
Art in general:
The Art Still Trolling Conservatives 100 Years Later (That Dang Dad)
The Politics of Loving the Bad Guy (Princess Weekes)
Proximity Voice Chat in Horror Games (Scruffy)
Disney Channel's Theme: A History Mystery (Defunctland)
This Best-Selling Novel Was A Total Hoax! (AustinMcConnell)
The Bendy Contraversy, Revisited | The Story of Joey Drew Studios (Chris Portal)
Media analysis:
Daughter of Discord: a needlessly long analysis of an old My Little Pony fanfiction (Shunks)
Homestuck and the Self (Funk McLovin)
The Centaurworld Paradox (Henry Kathman)
Cyberpunk 2077: some cyber, no punk (Sophie from Mars)
Bramblestar Is Worse (Moonkitti)
a video about mars, musk, and marx (biz)
Seeing Yourself (BPD in the Media) (Sophie from Mars)
The Forgotten 4th Wall Breaking Horror Game (ToadBup - Flashing lights at the very beginning and some through the video)
Character analysis:
"Kokichi Did Nothing Wrong" (Plasmyte)
The Genius of 'The Milkman Conspiracy' (Thought Bubble)
The Vriskamentary DEFINITIVE EDITION (Funk McLovin)
The Mangle: FNAF's Beautiful Abomination (Ozone)
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✩ LIKED MEDIA
🎞️ | SHOWS / MOVIES
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
♡ | Pinkie Pie | Princess Luna | Discord | Autumn Blaze
The Walking Dead
♡ | Daryl Dixon | Negan | Dwight
Arcane
♡ | Viktor | Jinx | Silco
Total Drama
♡ | Noah | Mike | Mal | Vito | Svetlana | Manitoba | Scott | Cody | Gwen | Chris McLean (x Chef)
Death Note
♡ | Mello | Matt | L | Near
She-Ra and The Princesses of Power
♡ | Scorpia | Catra | Double Trouble | Shadow Weaver | Wrong Hordak | Scorpia x Catra
Beastars
♡ | Legoshi | Louis | Legoshi x Louis
Breaking Bad | Better Call Saul
♡ | Jesse Pinkman | Gustavo Fring | Badger | Saul Goodman | Nacho Varga | Lalo Salamanca | Kim Wexler | Mike Erhmantraut
Scream
♡ | Billy Loomis
Good Omens
♡ | Crowley | Crowley x Aziraphale
Star vs The Forces of Evil
♡ | Star Butterfly | Marco Diaz | Star x Marco | Marco x Tom
Inside Job
♡ | Andre Lee | Raegan Ridley
Centaurworld
♡ | The Nowhere King | Zulius
🎮 | GAMES
The Walking Dead (Telltale)
♡ | Clementine | Violet | Kenny
Detroit: Become Human
♡ | Connor | Ralph
Sally Face
♡ | Sal Fisher | Larry Johnson
Undertale
♡ | Asriel | Mettaton
Deltarune
♡ | Susie | Rouxls Kaard | Queen
Overwatch
♡ | Junkrat
Five Nights at Freddy's
♡ | Foxy | Mangle | Springtrap
📀 | OTHER
Kuroshitsuji
Invader Zim
Fran Bow
Night In The Woods
Fear and Hunger
Life is Strange
IZombie
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Ginga Nagareboshi Gin
Ginga Densetsu Weed
Danganronpa
Song of Saya
Jurassic Park | Jurassic Park
Pineapple Express
Superbad
Venom
Silent Hill
The Lion King 2
Owl House
IT
Halloween
Z-O-M-B-I-E-S
The Amazing Digital Circus
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