#chaos-ineffable

[tardxsblues]

We don't need heaven, we don't need hell. They're toxic. We need to get away from them -- just be an us.

#i don't know what this is #it descended into chaos #because i'm still a wreck #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #gos2 spoilers #goodomensedit #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #idiots in love #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #tvedit #gif warning #long post

[beaulesbian]

📚 Crowley + holding stacks of books 📚

#for some reason he's just walking and holding those stacks of books and then just throws them away #idk why or whats the purpose of that but i love it? chaos king #crowley #good omens #good omens spoilers #goedit #goodomendedit #gomens #gomensedit #david tennant #ineffable husbands #mine #gif:good omens #good omens 2 #go s2 spoilers #good omens s2 spoilers

[hikarry]

I should be studying

#but spencer enjoys the chaos #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #anthony j crowley #michael sheen

[shipper-of-all-things]

“I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.”

#aziracrow #mine #tv ships #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable idiots #quotes #fluff #otp even if it kills me #repurposing a quote from Chaos of Stars #i made 2 versions cause I couldn't decide which I liked better #haven't made an original Tumblr post in 10 years

[infactilovetea]

at this point of the assembly instruction, I’m 100% sure that Crowley invented IKEA

#and 80 years later Maggie asks for his help with a shelf or sth #the organised chaos in the stores must have been his work as well #crowley #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens brainrot #good omens headcanons #good omens 2 #ikea

[chaos-lolz]

LET ME COOK

Idk if I'm stupid for not realizing this the first time but it just dawned on me

METATRON DIDN'T THINK AZIRAPHALE WAS THE BEST POSITION FOR THE JOB

Something didn't sit well with me the first time I heard Metatron talk about Aziraphale being the best candidate for the job and it's because Metatron is describing the best qualities to be the supreme archangel but Aziraphale doesn't have any of those qualities! I guess you can make some points for leadership but he's certainly not honest. At least not in my opinion. It also didn't make any sense why they didn't just choose Micheal or Uriel or Saraqael. I mean when Gabriel was in charge it didn't look like he did that better of a job than that bunch would have done.

Then it hit me

"We don't want it to look like an institutional problem"

They didn't pick Aziraphale because he "made the most sense" they picked him because by letting Gabriel go off with Beelzebub they needed Aziraphale back so it's not an institutional problem!! Aziraphale coming back is just their way of being like "hey guys! no problems up here everything is fine Gabriel just went crazy and fell in love with a demon. Isn't that what Aziraphale did too? nonono he's right here can't you see dumbass". Heaven doesn't give a shit about Aziraphale's "qualifications" they just need to keep up appearances! which is why it didn't make any sense that they just let Gabriel go. Aziraphale is right there!

Everything makes sense now and I'm just as devastated

#good omens season 2 spoilers #go spoilers #good omen spoilers #good omens #good omens season 2 #go season 2 #ineffable husbands #spoiler #chaos talking

[ingravinoveritas]

Just thinking about these three things together for no particular reason at all...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #nothing moments that add up to something #i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now #at this point the subtext might as well be a billboard #this is for everyone just discovering all of the unhinged things Michael was saying in 2019 #it was A Lot #bless his bisexual Welsh chaos #i also find it interesting how often Michael talks about masks #and how expressing one's true self through a mask seems to resonate with him #because somewhere in his soul he *is* the angel #and loves David so deeply #and is able to be Aziraphale so completely because of that #ineffable lovers #thoughts #discourse

[clairedelune-13]

I love when ppl go “Michael is the chaotic one, David’s quiet and shy.”

Ya’ll David is chaotic as hell. But he’s a Weeping Angel. He’s at his most chaotic when unobserved (or unexpected). Look away for a second, then look back and

#david tennant #my weeping angel of chaos #zap me anywhere and feed off my time energy #michael sheen #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #doctor who

[myththefangirl]

STOP- PLEASE TELL ME AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY LOOSE A WHOLE ASS ARCHANGEL

GUYS, SERIOUSLY. AGAIN??? I love you but you really can't go around losing whole ass people istg

#FIRST THEY LOSE THE ANTICHRIST- LIKE SATAN'S LITERAL SON #AND NOW THIS? #season 2 ought to be good- a shit ton of chaos #good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #funny #good omens shitpost

[bluberryfields]

"What the hell did you just do?"

Part 2 of whatever. Continuing on with Tadfield Manor scenes, we get to the infamous "Wall" scene. I know it has been analyzed by many so far, but that's never stopped people in the world of literary analysis from spewing their own thoughts on well-reviewed texts. Also, I just want to.

Okay, so once they enter the manor building and see the management training branding, Crowley decides to "help out" and make all of the paintball guns into real machine guns. He snaps his fingers and points double finger guns at the passing "soldier".

Aziraphale is dumbfounded. "What the hell did you just do?

Such language, Angel! And no physical reaction to it like Crowley did when he said "Heaven's sake" in E6. Huh.

Crowley, meanwhile, is thoroughly pleased with himself. They want to battle? He's happy to oblige.

This plus the scare in the courtyard lets us see Crowley enjoying the few perks of being a demon. It's fucking adorable.

Aziraphale cannot comprehend how Crowley - who just miracled a stain away on his coat because it bothered him - could do something so thoroughly evil. And with a jaunty step!

If Aziraphale had pearls, he'd be clutching them so hard.

To which Crowley takes the opportunity to once again point out the flawed binary system of morality. We the audience will see this argument again in the Body Snatcher minisode, so it's fun to see how these two keep having the same old debates throughout time just with different causes with which to start from.

Pointing out hypocrisy while slinking down a hall? Crowley, you delicious tramp.

Aziraphale is still thoroughly horrified, but Crowley concedes with a sigh that everyone will, in fact, be fine. To me, his tone is a mix of disappointment at him not being quite as much of a bastard as he paints himself. He can't really hide his true self from Aziraphale.

I love how he can't stop moving his body. Snakes gonna slither.

Then here is it. The big moment. Smug little Aziraphale feels the need to mention how nice Crowley is underneath his demonic persona.

We now know that this is a reoccurring exchange, where Crowley must defend his title of Big Bad Demon in front of Azi's kind compliments. There's serious consequences to Crowley being labeled "nice" and Azi knows this by now. So why does he keep bringing it up? To provoke Crowley? To finally break him into admitting Azi is right? It's not like Azi can protect Crowley from Hell's wrath, but he pushes anyway.

I thought Crowley was the shit-stirrer in this relationship.

And now my favorite part. Sister Mary shows up and rightly implies these two are about to nail each other through the drywall. But when she recognizes Crowley, he stops her in her tracks.

The sass! It's off the fucking chart! Only an Angel could withstand such a display!

Aziraphale just straightens his clothes and lets the sass go unchallenged because he's still has a bit of self-preservation instincts left.

So I already talked about the "Luck of the devil" line from Aziraphale here, but it truly is a fun moment in the context of the whole scene. Crowley is worked up from the "nice" comment and Aziraphale's seeming refusal to stop analyzing him.

Horny Aziraphale is sassy and Crowley looks like he wants to bite through a door frame.

So, obviously, I've spent way too much time rewatching these scenes, but I do find it so interesting how we see so much of their relationship on display within just a few minutes. The different personality traits to draw them together while also pushing them apart.

The way Aziraphale knows how to work Crowley, who in turns knows how to indulge appropriately. (*cough* bullet catch *cough*)

The way Crowley happily taps into his demonic toolbox to spread a bit of chaos without actually causing serious harm. (*cough* Job *cough*)

The way Aziraphale reflexively tows the party line of Heaven even in the face of Crowley's demonstrations of humanity's instincts. (*cough* all of time *cough*)

And basically the way they bring out the best (and sometimes worst) of each other. Some might say they're a team. Or a group. A group of the two of them.

#good omens #crowley x aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #david tennant #michael sheen #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #good omens meta #the cutest chaos goblin #luck of the devil #sassy aziraphale #supernatural sass #microcosm of the universe #nice is a four letter word

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

Things The Good Omens Fandom Has Collectively Decided Upon And I Love With Whatever The Hell Is Left Of My Soul

I do, however, have notes at the bottom.

Crowley's middle name is Janthony. †

Aziraphale's pyjamas are thus: light blue, either collar pyjamas or a nightshirt, fluffy slippers, and DEFINITELY a nightcap.

Gabriel is an Asshole™.

Muriel is a wholesome baby. (we haven't even MET them yet and we love them!)

Aziraphale and Crowley are just Together. It doesn't matter what your idea of their relationship is - they can be best friends, in love, in a queerplatonic relationship, married - but they are Together, and that's what counts. Also I love how there is basically ZERO shipping discourse in this fandom (that I know of, and I don't want to ever see it if there is).

And we have a whole LIST of names for the failed apocalypse. ‡

† Here is my opinion on the Crowley's Full Name Thing (a lot of these are my own suggestions)

Tired: Anthony J. Crowley

Wired: Anthony Janthony Crowley

Inspired: Anthony Jay Crowley (he does say "just a j, so maybe he meant it this way?)

Desired: Anthony Jupiter Crowley (because he helped make SPACE)

The Person Who Wrote This Ought To Be Fired: Anthony Just-A-J-Really Crowley. (I'm the one who came up with this and I am so sorry. I'll see my sorry self out.)

‡ These are a few of my favourites (including my own ones), feel free to add more if you wish!

Armageddoff

Apocalypse No

Ragna-right-okay-never-mind

The Apoca-nope

Armageddon't

The Not-Pocalypse

Arma-get-on-with-it

The Apocaflop

Arma-didn't-happen

The Sikepocalypse

And finally, for your pleasure...

The Little Rapture That Couldn't.

Thank you and goodnight! (walks out of the room backwards, bangs into doorframe before continuing like nothing happened)

#the chaos duck has spoken #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens gabriel #anthony janthony crowley

[chaos-monkeyy]

The 'time-skipping Aziraphale and Crowley through history' sequence to start episode 3 is still the best slowburn speedrun ever, I love it so much

#good omens #good omens season one #ineffable husbands #chaos babbles

[humanbeingwithissues]

When Gabriel Came

Gabriel: *exists*

Crowley: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK-

Aziraphale: *silent crying in the corner intensifies*

#good omens #crowley #shitpost #aj crowley #aziraphale #diologue #funny #ineffable husbands #lol #gabriel #good omens s2 #go2 #good omens season 2 #go2 trailer #good omens season two #go s2 #the chaos of it all #i cannot

[therelatablestudent]

Entering the Good Omens fandom after Season 2

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #fandom #chaos

[shipper-of-all-things]

“I didn’t fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we’d choose anyway. And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.”

#tv ships #mine #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #still not over this quote #the chaos of stars #graphic #i made 2 versions cause I couldn't decide which I liked better #haven't made an original Tumblr post in 10 years

[rustic-ghoul]

Be more like Crowley.

Listen to your favourite music full blast, question everything always, and be slinkiest stream of chaos to ever exist.

…Also be nice even when no one is looking ✌️

#good omens #crowley #go #anthony j crowley #the slinkiest stream of chaos to exist the entire universe #a suave and sexy dork #ineffable idiots #the secret sweetheart #because some people asked for a Crowley version