#chew outside

[tattoorue]

#kathy bates #steve carell #chewing sounds #I can hear you chew #dear god #jesus fucking christ #shut your mouth #I can still hear you #chew outside #goddamn #funny #funny post #lol #life #funny meme #funny memes #lmao #for real #truth #too funny #preach #funny relatable #so relatable #table manners #wtf dude

[boilingcowboy]

absolutely going batshit insane over the parallels between Sarah and Ellie

It’s the same fucking look. It’s the same look in their eyes. the same fucking thing.

They both hold on to him the same way. the exact same way.

And he holds on to them the exact same way. the exact fucking way.

His daughters look at him and hold him the exact same way.

And he holds on to his daughters the exact same way. He even has the same look on his face.

fucking bawling over this. I am so going insane over this rn.

#I am so unwell about them #crawling up the walls #chewing on the bars of my enclosure #I am the feral animal outside of their cage rn #this my personal enrichment and I am going insane #joel and sarah #joel and ellie #joel miller #joel tlou #sarah miller #sarah tlou #ellie williams #ellie tlou #tlou #the last of us #tlou hbo #the last of us hbo #tlou ep 1 #tlou ep 8 #tlou stuff #the cowboy talks

[fuckyeah-bears]

I woke up to find a squirrel in my apartment this morning

#They’d been in the floor for a few days #I could hear them scratching #And then today one of those little fuckers actually broke in #Can’t wait for my landlord to get here #I tried to catch the squirrel so I could bring him outside so he wouldn’t be poisoned #But he ran back down whatever hole he chewed through by the time I found a box #So now it’s just a waiting game #Also my dog is going fucking nuts #She won’t shut the fuck up #Ugh

[dracoj]

the yellowjackets when giggles and argument noises start coming from the meat shed where their otherwise catatonic butcher hangs out with a corpse all day:

#and that’s before the chewing sounds #ik it’s too cold for anyone to be hanging out outside but like. imagine #esp for the background yj who don’t know them that well #j rambles #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers

[ghouljams]

Fae darlings anon here and I know that once the darlings become fae there's no holding back anymore. Like we all know könig is taking liebling the second she makes her first kill. Man is nasty when his liebling is being feral but when she's being feral and covered in blood? Nothing can hold him back.

Meanwhile fae love is now the dom in the relationship. I'm sorry (not really) but if she's bringing her ghostie his victims I mean food then she's the Dom in the bedroom. Ghost has no complaints cause who wouldn't want love to step on them?

How does it feel to be so correct?

Yeah the first thing(let's be honest the first person) Liebling kills, König is fucking her over the corpse. The only thing better than his sweetheart is his sweetheart covered in blood with murder on her mind. He refuses to hold back and he will be fucking her. The man is nasty. He keeps bringing her other things to kill after that, just to see her do it. She's going to bite him.

Love? I think definitely comes into her own with more domination more often, but I wouldn't say the dynamic shifts too much. She does spend a lot more time cooing over Ghost and biting him. In my mind there is definitely still a submissive element to being the bait on Ghost's hook, offering up food for the two of them to share. But it also has a very... the lioness hunts while the lion sleeps sort of vibe doesn't it? I think they work in tandem, but Love gets a little possessive when Ghost plays bait. The first time Love dominates him Ghost goes fucking dummy. He follows her around like a dog for a solid week after.

#ghoul speaks #oc talk #Love and Ghost chew on each other #nips and bites whenever they're getting out of hand #like rowdy kittens #Price picks them up and puts them outside when they're misbehaving

[dumbponyboykinnie]

hear me out i love dallas winston but let’s be fair he doesn’t know that he needs to brush his teeth

#he had never touched a toothbrush in his entire life #and he thinks that chewing mint gum is enough #dallas winston #dally winston #the outsiders dally #the outsiders #the outsiders 1983

[manglam-marfach]

I'm a huge fan of stories where characters come from such different cultures that it makes it genuinely difficult for them to like. TELL whether they have mutual romantic interest, let alone COMMUNICATE it.

ESPECIALLY especially especially when there are aliens or fantasty species with different physiologies that mean even attempting to perform the gestures of romance from your beloved's culture might not be possible!

-Miscommunication!

-Mutual pining!

- No common playbook to follow! ERGO...having to invent ur own!

Yes its about queerness. Yes its about social scripts and the people who struggle to exist within them. Yes its about the beauty of cultural diversity and exploring new worlds because of LOVE and creating a new language to communicate … together <3

#chewing on this in a chilaios way #as mantisgod said if u do fantasy right it absolutely counts as monsterfucking to date outside your species #i've read really good moomins fic about this. And ATLA and Star wars #fics where people kiss without their partner realising its a romantic thing #date without realising its a romantic thing #PROPOSE MARRIAGE without their partner realising its a romantic thing #the comedy and pathos is just mwah #chilaios

[hoofpeet]

Emmet just blaming Spice like the dog out here causing all the problems in his life. Bet that at some point Spice bulldozed over Emmet in dog form. Emmet flying to the ground like a small toddler. Spice would definitely be the type to run into and drag people.

YEAH I love thinking about the fact that alpha zoroarks are like. 10ft tall. Spice is fuckall huge for no reason and could definitely effortlessly bulldoze Emmet </3

#hoof draws #mailbox #replacement ingo au #.also like to imagine that spice is the designated security guard? of the station #the only 'command' he knows is MAUL. which ingo uses exclusively when someone needs to be removed from the station #some guy being a dick on the train. Ingo points at him and yells MAUL at full volume #spice instantly de-emmets and barrels at the guy full force and starts shaking him around like a chew toy b4 dragging him outside

[mamamittens]

Oh, Sweet Child of Mine (Pt. 15 END)

Platonic Yandere Whitebeard Crew (Ft. Others) & Reader Insert

Main|First|Previous

Warnings: Yandere behavior. Mild spoilers for Gear 6 iykyk. If yandere content makes you uncomfortable, please do block the tag 'oh sweet child of mine' as well as any variation of 'one piece yandere' that you feel is necessary.

Aside from AU romance endings with characters per request, this is the end! Marco and Luffy confirmed, btw. Now, I'm going to be playing Tears of the Kingdom so my responses will be slow lol

But thanks everyone for being here and enjoying this fic until now, expect it to be on AO3 soon!

Word Count: 2,043

It was a minor miracle that Ace’s little ship made it through the blast that rocked Banaro island. Likely because it was made to handle Ace’s normal fire-shenanigans. It didn’t exactly have room for three on it, but that’s only if you’re of the opinion that people need personal space. Something that, as someone who has been thoroughly grounded, you apparently didn’t need. Marco held you to his chest as he sat in front of the ‘bucket’ where Ace fueled the engine with his fire. You suspect that he was using his phoenix legs to hold into the sides but couldn’t confirm with your poor eyesight.

If he wasn’t partially transformed to hold you both in place it was impressive considering the breakneck speed Ace pushed the Striker at.

You drifted off several times only to find that you three were still traveling. It was only when you woke up starving that you saw Ace lean Striker towards a landmass.

“We’ve made really good time. This island has an optometrist so we can get you new glasses.” Marco spoke into your ear softly despite the wind whipping by you. Not feeling like fighting to be heard, you nodded your head.

Ace expertly pulled the boat up to the docks, tying it off and offering his hand for Marco and yourself. After well over a day at sea, you were a bit shaky but pleased to find you didn’t trip. The docks blurred into what you assumed to be a marketplace, both Marco and Ace finding a reason to keep a hand on you as they guided your path into a shop.

You were utterly relieved when you were handed a new pair of glasses after a few tests. The thick lenses shifting the impressionist blurs into sharp contrasting shapes once again.

Marco gave Ace a sly look.

“You know, I thought I saw the Thousand Sunny on the other side of the docks.” Marco mused, watching Ace’s face abruptly light up.

“We should go see them!” Ace looked at Marco in excitement. When he nodded in acceptance, Ace grabbed your hand and pulled you along eagerly. “You’ll finally get to meet my little brother properly! Lu’s got a great crew you know—his chef is top notch, I’m sure he won’t mind making us something to eat!”

You laughed, using your free hand to make sure your glasses didn’t bounce off your face so soon after getting them.

“Do you even know if they’re on board?!” You asked as Ace tore through the town in his rush.

“Eh, it’s fine! Luffy won’t mind if I drop by!” Ace proclaimed. You looked behind you to find Marco gone. Hopefully he decided to just fly there rather than fight to keep up through the crowds.

The Thousand Sunny was a pretty big ship with a cute lion’s head on the mast with a pointy mane like the sun. The gangplank was out so Ace just steamed up it with you in tow.

“LUFFY!” Ace screamed out, whipping his head around as Marco landed on deck with an indulgent smile. There was a crash somewhere below and thudding steps.

“ACE!” Straw Hat slammed open the door with a wide, excited grin.

“Stop BREAKING SHIT, LUFFY!” A woman screamed from below, quickly following her captain. Straw Hat wasn’t listening as he launched himself at Ace, arms stretching out and wrapping around his brother as he laughed. Ace gripped his brother’s red vest, swaying the two of them in loose circles.

“Did ya get ‘em? Did ya?!” Straw Hat asked childishly as a young woman with orange hair emerged from below, panting for breath from running.

“Sure did, Lu! See, I—We—Even rescued our crewmate.” You raised your hand and smiled.

“Sup.” Straw Hat’s eyes were wide as he finally noticed you were there.

“Eh?!? What happened to you?!” Straw Hat asked, arm stretching out to drag you in close. While you looked way better than before, you were still wrapped with bandages to keep your healing wounds from getting irritated from the high speeds of the Striker. Marco had been strangely dragging out the healing process—or possibly you were just that exhausted that your fruit didn’t properly share the powers just yet.

Straw Hat’s fruit still thrummed against your skin. A calling of the drums that resonated in your chest with that snappy, elastic taste that made you want to smile.

“Well, I got launched out of a sudden volcano and then hitched a ride in Mao’s mouth.” You explained, tolerating the gentle manhandling as Luffy squeezed you into the hug with Ace.

“Mao?” The young lady asked.

“Yeah. Mao. They might be here, actually. Baby~!” You called out shamelessly.

There was a deep, resonating call from the sea as Mao rose up. You squirmed free and ran to the side of the ship.

“Mmmmaaaoooo~! Maaooo~!” Mao called out, leaning down for gentle pets.

“Baby! Pretty baby, lookachu! Ahah~!” You laughed, stroking their nose as Straw Hat laughed behind you.

“Cool! Ace! You didn’t tell me they were friends with a sea king!” Straw Hat ran up and reached out his hand.

“L-Luffy!? Don’t get close to it! You don’t know if it’ll eat you! Can somebody talk sense into him!?”

You grabbed Straw Hat’s hand and gently placed it under Mao’s jaw.

“Mao’s a baby still, so their scales aren’t completely hardened yet. A little scratching right here feels nice cause that’s usually where they start shedding.” You explained softly, Straw Hat absolutely enraptured with a wide, beaming grin. He looked back at his brother.

“This is a baby?!” Ace shrugged his shoulders helplessly and you grinned.

“Yep! Sea Kings grow a lot before they reach maturity. It’s when they grow whiskers that you know they’re fully grown!” You declared.

“Wow! How do you know that?!” You chuckled, pushing up your glasses.

“My home island was near a sea king nest!” You laughed, “But they didn’t tend to go near the island, so we just knew by proxy.”

“I heard we had guests?” A blond man ducked his head out, catching sight of Ace before sighing. “I’ll fire up the stove. Two Ds… sheesh.”

“Join my crew!” Straw Hat asked with starry eyes. You saw Marco and Ace stiffen with Ace looking conflicted. You couldn’t help but laugh and smile wryly.

“No can do. I’m grounded. Sides, you guys aren’t ready for the Grand Line yet.” You tipped your head to the side, expanding your still sore senses. “You have two other devil fruit users that are pretty strong but it only gets harder from here on out. I can’t be a crutch.” You sighed.

Straw Hat pouted.

“What do you mean?” You looked at him with a bit of an indulgent smile. You get why Straw Hat was viewed as a rising star in piracy. But charisma would only get him so far.

“My devil fruit can influence other devil fruits. Make them stronger—or as I realized recently—negate them completely. You… tell you what, ask me again when you find the drums.” You poked his chest teasingly. Everyone looked confused. “…What is your devil fruit power?”

“I’m a rubber man!” Straw Hat declared.

You gave a soft, mysterious smile, finally giving into the impulse to ruffle his hair through his hat.

“Are you sure about that? Find the drums, Straw Hat, and then maybe I’ll join you.” You said. If he managed to find the limits of his devil fruit all on his own, he would probably not suffer the same hubris as your previous ‘partners’. Ace and Marco hadn’t despite being in close contact with you, after all.

Straw Hat huffed, face twisting with determination.

“Fine! I’ll find those drums, wherever they are, and then you’ll join my crew!”

Marco looked like he ate a lemon with Ace not much better, though oddly a little touched in spite of himself. Like he was proud but not sure of what.

--*--

The Moby Dick came into view rapidly with Ace whooping in joy, firing off sparks to let the crew know of your approach. There was, even over the wind, cheers as Ace pulled up close to the ship.

Ace swept you up into his arms and leapt up, planting his feet firmly on the railing as Marco sighed and followed suit. You laid in his arms awkwardly, thinking that this time was hardly any better than your first time on board.

Whitebeard laughed, grinning as Ace skipped over.

“We’re back, Oyaji!”

“Welcome home, my children.” You sighed, not surprised in the least as Ace sat on Whitebeard’s knee.

Whitebeard looked at you, taking in the mostly superfluous bandages.

“Surprisingly, it’s good to be back.” You grumbled without any heat.

Did it still weird you out? Absolutely. You don’t get what any of them saw in you that inspired such ferocity as to track you down across the Grand Line to get you back.

Whitebeard’s smile softened.

“I’m glad you all returned safely.” He murmured as someone stomped up to the main deck.

“You’re back!” Thatch cried out joyously, his usual chef ensemble swapped for loose pants and a shirt. Clearly, he was still on light duty as the nurses nearby scolded him for running. You elbowed Ace to let go and hopped down to the floor, aware that everyone was watching as you approached the suddenly nervous chef.

He glanced around for a hint of what was going on as you walked up to him. Then while he was still stiff with nerves, you wrapped your arms around his chest, gently patting his back.

“I’m glad you’re alright, Thatch.” You mumbled into his shirt. There was a high pitched cry as his arms locked around you, spinning you in circles.

“AH! AHHHH?! You did it! You used my name~!” Thatch cried out as several nurses protested to the vigorous movement, though on who’s behalf you weren’t sure.

You grinned.

“Don’t get ahead of yourself, Twin-Blade.” You said dryly, loud enough to be heard by everyone while hiding your smile. The effect was instant. His arms twitching as he nearly fell to his knees in mock-despair.

“Noooooo! My name! Use my name, damnit!”

You laughed, patting his back consolingly.

“Sure thing, Twin-Blade.”

“No!” Thatch barked, as the crew laughed at his plight.

While not what you imagined, life as a pirate wasn’t so bad if it meant feeling like this.

You considered your now bare wrist, no supportive cloth there to remind you of your past. What you hoped for in your future. Not quite freedom symbolized in marine-standard blue but consistency and a promise to support people. Nor a chain to remind you of your literal, more understandable imprisonment. You were free to put whatever you wanted there once they decided you didn’t need the bandages anymore.

And then? Well, it was a pretty good place for a tattoo… whenever you’re not grounded anymore and can slip away to get it done.

“…Hey, what does being grounded even look like?” You asked Thatch, Marco and Ace having avoided the subject. You assumed it was because they didn’t know either.

Thatch paused, looking over at his brothers and Whitebeard.

“…Nooooo mooooorrreeee… avoiding… parties?” Thatch guessed, receiving cheerful agreements all around. You couldn’t help but snort.

“You know, usually groundings means less of those.” You pointed out but Thatch nodded resolutely.

“Eating every meal!” Thatch added.

“I already did that?”

“More training!” Someone suggested.

“Okay, that makes sense but—”

“Hanging out with Oyaji!”

“Hey now! Don’t get ahead of yourself!” You barked, feeling ganged up on as more suggestions were added, Whitebeard doing nothing but adding to the chaos.

“Given names only.” He nodded and you sputtered.

“I’m not calling you Edward!” You huffed, craning your neck to glare back at him. He paused before smiling.

“That’s alright. Oyaji or Pops is fine with me.” You groaned, burying your face into Thatch chest as you fought the urge to laugh.

“Hey, you have to follow the rules. You’re still grounded.” Thatch teased.

“Does that mean I can stop when I’m not grounded?” You needled. Thatch letting out a bark of laughter.

“Hah! No.”

Why did you decide to stay again?

#one piece yandere #whitebeard crew yandere #platonic yandere #reader insert #oh sweet child of mine #reader accepting their new crew: time to be a shit ( •̀ ω •́ )y #really keep them guessing #btw marines is still an option cause who would know they killed Akainu? #looks like he just bit off more than he can chew from the outside #but reader is happier where they are

[vinelark]

I do this thing when I’m excited about a fanfiction where I start making fanfiction FOR the fanfiction

ANYWAYS I imagine that when the bats find out kon turned Tim down it goes something like

Batman - You turned him down?!

Hood- permission to kill him

Batman- no absolutely not …… I am going look this way and close my eyes tho so if something were to happen I couldn’t stop you 👀

HA yeah i imagine that in a world where tim did not get kidnapped and somehow did not have time to Pull Himself Together before facing everyone again, there would be a colony of bats making this their problem now.

#really i think the first thing bruce would do is show up outside clark’s window like What do you know about this. #dick would be like ummmmm something isn’t adding up here tbh #cass would be like put me in a room with them :) i will sort it out :) #meanwhile to borrow suedeuxnim’s phrasing bart is somewhere to the side chewing on furniture #also i did have to google what a collective of bats is called. should have known that one probably #asks #my fic

[maplesupreme]

*thinks about character I enjoy immensely and starts vibrating* great now I gotta chew on something

#outsiders smp #outsidersblr #owengejuicetv #this is about o!owen #i want to chew on him like a polly pocket dress

[creekfiend]

You did this post talking about Lambchop's delight of the pizzles, and her tendency to bury "wads of sodden... penis tissue" in your bed. Our dog also enjoys various sinew chews, which are referred to in our household as "wads of sodden penis tissue" regardless of what part of the animal they come from, or their state of soddenness/wad-ness.

oh my god what a legacy

#yeah this is why bully sticks are and outside chew now. #AND HOOVES. STINKYYYY

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

no but it's the way the cat slow-blinks at the player in the final cutscene

#THATS what made me cry #i was holding it together until she slow-blinked at the screen and i just AAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK #im insane over this game i am mentally unwell #everything about it #the soul of humanity persevering the hope the beauty in darkness #how one determined little cat can open the world i just - #stray 2022 #stray spoilers #im chewing on couch cushions like a rabid dog rn #fuckfuckfuckfuck #and how the last human never got to see the outside #BUT HUMANS ARE STILL GOING TO SEE THE OUTSIDE BECAUSE THE COMPANIONS CARRY THEIR MEMORY AND THEY WILL SEE IT #though i do think it's an absolutely heinous crime that we didn't see the cat reunite with her friends like what the fuck was that #even if it was just like #she slow blinks at us and starts to walk off #then we hear distant meows and her head and tail go up and she bounds away #WE COULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT??? CRUMBS??? #i need to know that she finds them again and she brings them to meet her companion friends #i just. i just. sobbing violently

[no-light-left-on]

Suggestion: Daud doesn't die and Billie spares Outsider, so he gets to meet the old man

it's very strange to actually look down on the Outsider now that he can't float

bonus

(don't worry, Billie doesn't let him)

#dishonored #the outsider #daud #doto #I apologise for my godawful handwriting my hand tremor has been killing me #this prompt made me think of a whole sitcom-esque au #'you cannot keep blaming me for everything bad that ever happened in your life' 'all bad that ever happened is your fault' #'it's not I never told you to keep frowning. now you have all those wrinkles- BILLIE HELP' #ert #asks #still taking prompts btw #sorry for taking so long life isnt quite what I thought itd be and while working on another prompt my software crashed #and one last sorry if the images are Crunchy tumblr loves to chew up the quality and spit it back in my face

[abhorsenkatiel]

Thinking about how Nona likes to eat random non-food things, and how it's therefore probably something that Alecto used to do too. Like imagine entering a room and there's this giant spooky bitch sitting in the corner gnawing on a table leg. No wonder the OG Lyctors were afraid of her.

#the locked tomb #ntn #ntn spoilers #nona #alecto #og lyctors all sitting down for a family dinner and alectos just got a plate full of sand from the beach outside #john just shrugs and says idk thats all she wants to eat lately #alecto sitting in the background at the sexy parties blood dripping from her mouth as she chews up the champagne glasses #offering her bff anastasia a delicious pebble to swallow #my beloved monster wife i love when youre weird and unsettling

[miramisaki]

58(???) days until Charlie...

#mira draws stuff #fate charlemagne #charlemagne #fgo #fate grand order #fate extella link #charlemagne countdown #Have you ever wondered what the white collar that's peeking out from under his armor is??? I have #ngl I think he'd look good with or without sleeves #Am I losing my mind? Did I have a mind to lose in the first place? We're getting closer and closer to 50 days since I started this #If anyone has any suggestions (nothing suggestive please) feel free to drop them in my askbox #no guarantees I'll do them but some outside input would be nice every once in a while!! #still no word about lb6.5 I'm gonna start chewing on the drywall at this rate