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The Boys Trying to Seduce You (pt. 1 probably. Kaeya and Zhongli)

An: sorry for sort of dying on you guys, burnt out of Genshin :( but here you go, have some Kaeya and Zhongli trying to seduce you head canons. And they're actually head canons this time, yay! I think I've used all the Kaeya and Zhongli gifs now tho lol

Tw: no. They're actually going about taking you in a somewhat normal way, if not manipulative and exploiting.

Kaeya:

SO DAMN NATURALLY SEDUCTIVE!!

Kaeya would totally start off with his darling as a charmer then move to being more coquettish. Starting by being so sweet and charming you can't help but feel drawn to him, then spontaneously ignoring you and being cold. See through the act too late? You'll end up as one of Kaeya's toys, completely wrapped around his finger even though you see his manipulation. And trust me, you aren't the first, or the last.

 If you can see that the coldness is an act early on and ignore him, he'll do everything he can to get your attention and if he does have it, well… he will practically malfunction.

 Kaeya was abandoned as a child, he secretly craves the love and attention he was derived from early on. This will cause him to crash hard when you first ignore him as long as it looks natural or said darling seems too innocent to intentionally do this. He's downed at least two whole bottles of dandelion wine in his bedroom, crying into a pillow and mind racing about what he did wrong. The clothes, the vaguely seductive way he speaks, it's all to get attention, honestly, boi just needs a hug.

Placed with another coquette, whoever is truly less needy for connection and affection will win. Which, if you don't have abandonment and separation issues like he does, you're guaranteed to win.

That one is one the more interesting routes where you basically give Kaeya a taste of his own medicine and get him chasing after you, desperate for just a taste.

Zhongli

HE WOULD BE SO HOT WHEN HE SEDUCES!!!!!

His normal yandere type is this dominant obsessive figure who will tries to woo his darling before trying violence. 

Definitely a rake.

This means that he's the type who will do anything and everything to have his darling. He will never stop pursuing his love, it's just what he deserves. Of his years ruling and living among the people of liyue, he's probably figured out how human courting rituals work. In the way he sees it, he has to turn those rituals up to ten because as an archon, he's expected to be a better lover than anyone else, his people literally write books about it. 

 This gorgeous man can and will move mountains for you. He'll create conflicts in his darling's life, just to prove himself. He loves the chase, loves when his little human derives him of his prize. He treats love as though it's some grand battle field. There's no difference except for the fact that hearts are on the line instead of lives. Do be wary though, for he's never lost a battle. 

He gives you things randomly, you'll be out working then suddenly, a messenger will appear holding a present for you. It's always something that he knows you would like, or that you currently need. One time while you were working late, he brought you a whole food tray, complete with your choice of drink and hot dessert.

Will love and chase you relentlessly, never letting up. Soon enough, you'll either be so flattered that you'll have to take him as a lover, or the world around you will make you assume that role.

Zhongli is what your friends think is the epitome of desirability. He's renowned for his extensive knowledge in anything there is to know about. As long as they haven't had to pay for him before, they'll think he's a man of immense wealth, most likely from old money, just from how he shops. He has a fashion sense and practically made red eyeliner trendy in Liyue. (Ngl, as someone with Chinese descent who does look like it, red eyeliner is subtle yet looks fantastic on me, thank you for the idea mister Zhongli.) You should stop trying to play coy and let him love you, there's so much more in it for you than him.

Your friends will either provide more conflict from jealousy or try to push you two closer together. Zhongli's reputation proceeds him as an untouchable bachelor, if you have the chance, you must snag him.

At this point, you're practically his. If you somehow are completely not into him (ex. Only into women even though he would totally shapeshift into a women for his darling, even adopt feminine traits if you wanted him to) you'd still end up dating him to protect your reputation. Rumours would fly around the city on how you rejected Zhongli due to various most likely slanderous reasons. You're pinning over a Fatui who had to leave due to duty, you are pushing everyone in your life away due to something scandalous happening in the past, you killed your last lover and know you wouldn't get away with it with Zhongli. They'll keep escalating even from there until you accept.  Enjoy a life where you are pampered, given every thing you can verbalize want for, are expected to give this clingy ass dragon man cuddles and affection every moment you see each other I guess, wish I could be you.

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The Shadows of Paradise

An: pic from namelessan on Zerochan. Breaking into the Enstars fandom with this!

Tw: implied physical assault, implied stalking, yandere stuff in general, religious references (I mean, it's Eden), let me know if I missed any

Eden.

Paradise, huh?

More like the gateway to hell.

And these boys. 

These boys were shadows, dragging you in so deep you couldn't even move anymore. Tying you up so you couldn't move a muscle, all while telling you how much they 'loved' you.

That was your current predicament.

"Ibara, you don't need to tie it that tight, you'll hurt them!" One of them said, complaining.

 Hiyori, you were sure, his voice was a little higher than the others. It would've been easy to tell from looks though.

 Not like you could differentiate them by sight anyway, they had blindfolded and gagged you for some reason.

 You didn't know them that well. Just that you ended up in the same places a lot and they were friends with your boyfriend. Right now, they were tightening the ropes that tied you to the chair you were on.

Who were they?

Eden of course.

Known as one of the 'big three' in the idol world. Giants in the entertainment industry, one of its members were head of one of the big idol agencies and another was an aristocrat whose family owned your favourite cafe chain. 

All their members practically drowned in riches so it's no wonder they were able to kidnap you so easily.

"No worries, your highness, their grace will be alright," that was Ibara. He always addressed people with weird titles, calling you 'their grace' as though you were some paragon of holiness.

"Speaking of that, they're awfully calm, aren't they? Especially for just having been kidnapped. Are they still asleep?" Hiyori asked. 

Of course, you weren't, you were just biting your tongue at the moment.

"By their breathing patterns, I'd say they're awake, just very calm for being in this type of situation. We really do appreciate it, your grace," Ibara replied, happily patting you on the head. 

The truth was, you just didn't know what to say. You had been kidnapped by a group of J pop idol boys and tied up in what was probably some kind of basement. God, you were practically the MC of some crappy Tumblr fic at this point.

How did this even happen?

You were off on another date with your amazing boyfriend, Kaoru, and the two of you decided to go to your favourite cafe.

He ordered drinks for the both of you since he knew all your favourites and you sat down and talked together.

 He was an idol who was in the unit Undead. Though in the eyes of most he was a merciless playboy, you knew it was all just a facade for the cameras.

He had eyes for you and you alone.

The place was great. It was quite popular among idols as well as it was a good hide away from the paparazzi. It was part of a chain owned by the Tomoe foundation whose second son was an idol, Hiyori Tomoe of Eden.

There was also a rumour that if you got lucky and were there at the right time, you could see the entirety of Eden sitting and eating together. 

In this case, it was the most unfortunate thing to happen to you.

“Oh, Kaoru, I didn’t expect to see you here,” a man with long

soft-looking silver hair and ruby red eyes that reminded you of one of Kaoru’s bandmates started up a conversation with Kaoru.

“And who is this?” A green-haired guy with pretty violet eyes asked, his head tilted and smiling. You almost mistook him for a woman, but then recognized him.

Hiyori Tomoe from Eden!

So then that silver-haired guy was… Nagisa Ran. Which meant the blue-haired one was Jun Sazanami, and the guy with glasses was Ibara Saegusa. The entirety of Eden which included the president of COSPRO, one of the big idol agencies.

Kaoru told them your name and followed it up with, “They’re my lover, we’re on a little outing.”

Then he took your chin in his hand and kissed you to prove it. Somehow, this boy could always make you feel butterflies no matter how long you were together.

You loved everything about him. His bright blond hair, his pretty amber eyes, the way he spoke to you. You could go on and on about your beautiful boyfriend.

You happily reciprocated and then kissed him on the cheek in return. A smile grew on your face at his affectionate antics.

Eden sat with you and instead of going on with your date with Kaoru, you got familiar with the entirety of Eden.

From that day on, the four of them seemed to randomly appear where you were: At a grocery store, the mall, even an Undead concert live.

Individually or all together, they appeared where you were.

Such a pretty little thing.

You were gorgeous.

Your voice was akin to a siren's.

So so pure. 

Not long and they already wanted to taint you.

Yet you were in the arms of that damn play boy. 

Didn't you know he was bad?

Did you want your heart broken?

You were their sweet little angel, sent from Heaven itself.

And a snake was tempting you.

No need to worry though. Adam and Eve wouldn't make the same mistake they did before.

They'd make sure to cut off that snake's head before it could lure you into the darkness.

The last thing you could remember was going home from somewhere, texting your boyfriend, and then darkness.

"Well then, since you're so good right now, I suppose we can take the blindfold and gag off you. No screaming or panicking. Or it goes back on," Ibara said, untying them and taking it off you. 

Your vision was a little blurry but got clearer with a bit of rubbing and blinking. Ibara Saegusa and Hiyori Tomoe. Sitting around you with soft smiles as though they hadn't just kidnapped you.

Hiyori reached out to you, petting your hair and cupping your cheek, squeezing lightly.

"Oh, you are adorable, aren't you, angel?" He said in response to your surprised look.

"They really are," Ibara said with a lovesick look on his face.

You felt your face heat and you looked down. This was embarrassing. You felt like nothing but a little pet for them. That was probably what they thought of you anyway…

You tried to speak, but all that came out was a small noise as something bigger caught your attention.

The door opened. 

The sheer amount of locks you heard on that thing was more terrifying than the situation itself. 

The rest of this god-forsaken idol group was here, great…

"Are they already cooperating? I expected us to only take off the gag after a couple of days," Nagisa asked. He was dressed in casual clothes, just a black hoodie and sweat pants… Nagisa never dressed like that… What did he do?

To your horror, you noticed one more thing. A few spots of deep blood red in otherwise spotless silver hair… 

You looked over to Jun. 

He was happy to make eye contact with you and smiled at you. He was in the same type of discreet outfit. His short blue hair looked a little messed up, as though he had been in a fight. As soon as you noticed, he quickly combed his hair back with his fingers.

You recognized blonde hair sticking to his hoodie…

No, it couldn't be.

That wasn't the right shade of blonde, was it?

Yeah, it had to have been someone else's.

Your face felt wet and your breath quickened. 

No, not Kaoru.

Anyone but Kaoru!

Anyone but your Kaoru…

"What-what did you do?" You asked, trying to convince yourself that all of this pointed to something completely normal and not involving your Kaoru.

"We just got rid of a snake in the garden, love," Nagisa said in a little lovesick tone. He kissed you on the cheek and smiled sweetly.

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[chill-pills-yandere-haven]

The Little Prince

An: Thank you to @187-mg for the picture and the inspiration for this one shot! All hail Nagisa! But anyway, this one is a bit dark and I got to play with the childhood friends tripe for the first time! And this drabble was a little inspired by the story of Cain and Abel if your willing to look up the details. Enjoy!

Tw: Yanderes, murder, (my search history looks like a really stupid murderer's lol, couldn't find any pictures of people being repeatedly bashed with a rock tho so may be a little inaccurate 😭), description of murder, not that explicit but not light either, Nagisa needs help, Nagisa improvs murder, don't worry, we're not killing any of the boys today, just a nameless chara

Once upon a time, there was a boy.

He was taken in and treated like a prince.

This little prince had everything he could've ever wanted, yet not a friend in the world.

One night, this little prince wanted to go outside his lonely castle. He wanted to meet other kids like him. After all, he had always been such a curious child.

On his trip to the outside world, he met someone.

Another child who, despite the little prince being a complete outsider, made the little prince feel like he truly belonged.

They had a wonderful time together. And the prince realized that that was the first time he had ever felt… human. 

He found that he loved the feeling. That he loved spending time with his new friend.

Alas, he knew he'd have to leave his new friend. He didn't want to risk getting them in trouble. So he left. But before he left, he left them with a promise.

"We'll meet again someday."

And he never saw his friend again.

Nagisa was on his usual trip to the library. Ibara had gotten him into reading and brought him books from time to time, but he still enjoyed picking a couple out for himself.

He was looking through the shelves of one of his favourite genres when he noticed someone else looking through the shelves.

They looked at the books carefully but didn't scrutinize them nearly as much as Nagisa had them.

Something about them felt… familiar.

Their hair, their pretty eyes, and their face were all reminiscent of something…

No, that would be impossible.

They'd have had to have gone somewhere else by now. Nagisa assumed they had gone out of the country.

And why would they be in the same library as him? At this single moment? Fate?

He looked at them more, trying to prove that it wasn't you. But he couldn't deny it.

It was you.

The one who set his heart ablaze, who let him know how it felt to live.

He had looked for you since forever. But he hadn't even gotten your name during the one night he finally felt alive.

"Excuse me? Are you alright?" 

That was your voice.

It was a lot more mature than when he last heard it, but that only contributed to its beauty.

Nagisa had spent his whole life trying to chase after you.

Now here you were.

And he had to admit, you blossomed into a true beauty.

"Oh, I'm perfectly fine. But… I think I recognize you. What's your name?" Nagisa asked, feigning curiosity and hiding his excitement.

"Yeah, I was thinking the same. I think I know you from somewhere," you replied and told Nagisa your name.

So that was your name?

It was quite beautiful to him. In his eyes, it perfectly suited you.

And even better, you still remembered him!

Yes, you were a bit forgetful, but he'd jog your memory. You were everything to him. The life you gave him was a feeling he had been trying to revive ever since that day he left you. He'd do anything for you.

He didn't want to come off as too zealous though. Technically, this was your first meeting with Nagisa since you forgot your first meeting with him. He made light conversation and gave his name as well.

Yet he almost couldn't help himself. You were his saviour. You showed him what to live for. You were his god. Ever so sweet and kind.

Actually, everything about you was god-like. The way you walked. The tone of voice you used. The way you smiled at certain books. Nagisa had never wanted to be a big stitched-up stack of paper so badly. Even the way you looked at things was beautiful to him. 

Juicy lips with just the right amount of plumpness to them. Nagisa could feel his face heat up as he took in the smallest of details about you. And wow, your eyes were pretty.

But then, those lips were on another's.

What?

What the hell just happened?

"Hey, you done now honey bun?" The piece of scum that had the nerve to kiss you said to you. You even held them close! 

How?

Why?

Nagisa's brain was going haywire at the implications of this.

Such scum merely existing in the presence of his god, his saviour, his love. It disgusted him.

He had to get rid of it.

Cleanse you of such filth.

Maybe then, he could bask in your light.

He waited just a bit. He could be patient, he waited for you for so many years before. 

He kept the filth in his sights and made sure no one could see them and Nagisa. Ibara could clean up any messes after. He had a bit of a hold on the police authority so he could force the case to go cold if he had to. After all, Ibara had done some immoral things himself. As he said though, it was all fair in the name of love.

Luckily, you left for the bathroom. 

Nagisa pulled the piece of scum aside. 

Nagisa made up a convincing story about him needing to talk with that waste of space because he was one of your exes and needed to tell them something. He used this opportunity to ask regular questions like what they were out doing. 

Apparently, the two of you were going around the city together all on foot and you were planning on going to a cafe next. A little casual and strange for Nagisa's tastes, but if you wanted to, he'd go on any kind of date with you.

He pulled them into the alleyway where the library's big garbage bin was. Nagisa could steal their phone after and tell you that they went ahead to the cafe. Then, dump everything in the garbage and tell Ibara to be ready for a cover-up. Nagisa could escape through the other side of the alleyway.

Ibara had promised him that he would if Nagisa ever had something like this happen to him.

The body may not even be found for days as well. You'd probably think they left or something.

"So, what do you need to tell me? Something like they cheated on you?" They asked. As though you, Nagisa's god, would ever do such a thing. But even if you did, you'd have a good reason.

He was starting to tire of hearing this scum waste air.

He grabbed a rock and bashed their skull in. 

One hit and they were on their knees. It was pathetic, they flailed and yelled.

"Fucking god, man, look, if you want them, you can have them! I don't give a shit about them!" They yelled.

They didn't give a shit about you?

Nagisa felt his blood boil. They had everything he ever wanted, yet he didn't give a shit about it?! 

Maybe they did need to be shut up.

Nagisa banged the rock into their throat, hoping he could completely crush it. It caved in awkwardly and he could see blood pooling.

Everything was so loud, he almost couldn't take it.

Again.

Again.

More.

He needed more.

More blood.

He needed to eradicate this piece of scum from the earth.

So they could never touch his god ever again.

And so, he kept on going. 

They were long dead, but something in Nagisa just had him beating them until they were a mess of guts and blood and bone and ick. Until they were completely unidentifiable.

They looked more like a chunky splatter of meat than a person now. How had he done this?

It was all too much. 

The musk of sweat and blood and death in the air that somehow carried a certain sweetness to it. Everything seemed silent now, as Nagisa stood, the rock still in hand. Even the feeling of his clothes on his skin disturbed him.

His heart raced.

He had just ended another human's life.

But he did it for you.

So it was all okay, wasn't it?

This was the culmination of his love. 

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To Soothe a Heartache

An: Kaoru apology piece! My search history for this thing too lol. Isolation works a lot faster than it's portrayed to in media. The average person can't go longer than a day in extreme isolation (extreme basically meaning adding in sensory deprivation from how the studies pose it)

Tw: yandere, implied isolation, implied kidnapping, man is abusive, mind break, Stockholm? Either of those two. (Little hint, read between the lines because Kaoru... Isn't the most reliable)

Today was perfect.

Nice and hot, blue skies with just a little bit of clouds in them, the smell of the beach, and having you by Kaoru's side. You held his hand as usual. You liked to hold on tight to Kaoru and hated to let go or have him leave you for even a second.

Completely perfect.

You sat in Kaoru's lap on a beach chair, loosely hugging him. The fact that you were willingly cuddling him again, the oceanic scene, and just everything about you made him happy beyond belief.

The perfect date for the both of you.

You were so obedient nowadays too!

No more fighting or trying to push Kaoru away, instead, you willingly embraced him, in both forms of the word.

 Yes, you may have been a little 'damaged', but it was necessary for your relationship to flourish.

After all, everything he did, he did out of pure and utter love for you.

He heard of you from rumours first. 

A seductive type who practically made your dreams come true.

Of course, being who Kaoru was, he was interested.

Then he met you for himself.

He knew you were pursuing him in the beginning. Kaoru thought he'd have enough experience and caution to not fall head over heels for you, But there was just something about you.

Something about you made him feel complete.

You filled the hole that was drilled into his heart with his mother's death and his ever painful relationship with his family.

He just had to have you.

So he took you for himself.

 

He even gave you a place, it was pleasant and roomy too. A nice big room in one of the houses his father gave him. It was quiet and secluded there too, in a sleepy rural area that was easy to get to from the city.

 

He was good to you. He cared for your every need and want. He took good care of you. Kaoru was a good boyfriend, a good lover.

Yet you always seemed to fight him.

You wouldn't even let Kaoru hug you. And it depressed him deeply. You even tried to leave him on multiple occasions, saying that Kaoru was holding you captive. You ignored him, pretended he wasn't even there.

He just wanted your touch, he wanted that unconditional love of yours to return. He wanted you to let him in, let him love you.

Weeks went by, same as always no matter what Kaoru did.

He was starting to tire of your defiant tendencies.

He had read studies on isolation before…

It only took a few hours to put most people into a highly volatile emotional state if they were in full isolation…

Though considering the situation, he could just play it safe and do it for the whole day…

It was the practically same strategy he usually used to make women fall for him. He just needed something stronger to get you emotional enough for him to work with. Invoke high emotions and ride the waves…

Maybe he could.

But that would be bad, wouldn't it?

But both of you had to be tired of all this…

He'd be doing your relationship a solid, just reminding you of how much you loved him…

It truly pained Kaoru to hear you scream for him. 

You begged to be let out after only an hour.

And all he had to do was blindfold you, put some good noise cancelling headphones on you, and tie you up in a cozy and safe room in the house.

Eventually, when he knew it was the right time, Kaoru let you out, taking all of the makeshift sensory deprivation equipment off you. 

Immediately, you ran into his arms and held Kaoru tight.

He could feel your love for him, your heart was racing and your breathing unsteady with just how much you loved him. You had even cried from how much you missed him.

 Perfect.

See? He knew you just needed a little push. You said that you'd be a good lover for him and tried to hold Kaoru as close as possible. You even asked to sleep in his bed for the night.

That was the first time you slept in the same bed as him.

And he was sure it wouldn't be the last.

From then on, everything was so bright and pleasant for Kaoru.

You were finally warming up to him, being friendly and truly being his lover.

You cuddled with him, said I love you, even initiated affection with him. 

Kaoru just knew that everything was going to be perfect from then on.

Now this? This was heavenly.

He could be as clingy and loving ad he wanted now as well. And of course, you held Kaoru's hand below the waters.

Kaoru had persuaded you into going in the ocean with him, a life jacket on just in case of course. After all, you did have a tendency to get all… distant at times. No matter, he'd love you no matter how you were. 

After all, you were the only thing that could soothe his heartache.

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A Parting Gift- Ajax's Seduction

An: I'm sorry, but this will be my final parting gift to the Genshin fandom. I burnt out and now I can't even write for it anymore. This is pt. 2 to the genshin boys trying to seduce you

Ajax:

Seems more of the type to try to be the ideal lover, but not go all the way into internalizing his darling's desires. This leaves you with a trophy husband you don't even want. Either that or a rake who kills for you. Which is charming in the same way cats that bring dead mice bodies to you are. Zhongli is already a rake tho so let's go down the trophy husband route.

He probably would watch you from afar until he sees something go wrong in your life, or he makes something go wrong. Ajax likes to protect his darling, which gives him a teensy (definitely not teensy) saviour complex. He always appears when you feel at your lowest so you come to associate him with your highs.

This would end up pulling you into his carefully woven trap. Childe is smart, plus his whole plan in Liyue probably would've worked as long as he wasn't also part of the plans of most likely the best military strategist in Teyvat. (Kokomi, take notes from Rex here). 

He'd then start pulling away, keeping you on your feet and making you pursue him. Like a game of cat and mouse where you seemed to be the cat but we're actually the mouse. Then we have the issue of him being a pretty damn good actor. 

He can literally be whoever you need him to be.

You want a life of adventure and travel? Perfect! He'll bring you wherever you want to go! All on the pretense that he's Snezhnayan noble, which, by how the Tsarita calls all her harbingers her children and treats them as her own is somewhat accurate. 

You'd like stability, comfort, and routine that makes you feel safe? Well he'll give you just that! With the occasional surprise and excessive spoiling of course, generosity is hot and he knows it. 

It may seem perfect and beautiful in the beginning. But the one biggest danger of seducing someone by pretending to be their ideal lover, is that eventually, things that make you look not so ideal show up.

So gradually, you'll realize that this sort of fairytale prince from a foreign land isn't all he's made himself out to be. But when that happens, he'll completely have you anyway.

He'll still try to be perfect for you, but when that fantasy is broken, it's broken. So enjoy feelings of regret and betrayal when he steals you away to Snezhnaya!

So what comes next? Would you like to see?

Well then...

Welcome to a world of song, dance, magic, music, romance, and horrors beyond compare. Just a hint, a sneak peak if you will.

Eden.

Paradise, huh?

More like the gateway to hell.

And these boys. 

These boys were shadows, dragging you in so deep you couldn't even move anymore. Tying you up so you couldn't move a muscle, all while telling you how much they 'loved' you.

That was your current predicament.

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A day Like all Others

An: Happy late birthday to Hiyori! And Ibara makes a little appearance lol. I head canon that Ibara has a darling because yes. Also, they/them pronouns here as always and if you're new here, the words Y/n do not exist lol. Anyway, enjoy the yandere Hiyori x reader lol.

Tw: lots of swearing, lots and lots of it lol, brief gun violence, brief description of mutilation, brief description of blood, this one is a bit more gory as well, though only for a short amount of time, implied stalking, wholesome but toxic, Hiyori gets misgendered lol.

Every fucking time.

Couldn't you have just one good mall date with your boyfriend?

You just wanted to shop peacefully with your cute boyfriend.

And every damn time you went out, someone approached you two.

You loved shopping with Hiyori. Watching him try on outfits, the way his eyes lit up when he found something nice, the way he liked to hold hands with you when you walked together. Of course, you enjoyed this. 

Just not when other people came to bother you.

Another fucking bastard. What did he want this time? Autographs from your boyfriend?

"Hey, hot stuff. That your friend there? She wouldn't mind if I took you away for a sec, would she?" he said in a flirtatious voice. Well, at first look, Hiyori was quite feminine, looking at his phone while you held hands.

Well then, never mind.

Hiyori tightened his hold on your hand just a little, looked over at the guy, and you knew he was internally seething. He did something with his phone and then put it in one of his pockets.

This is why you hate other people interfering with your dates.

"They aren't interested," Hiyori replied.

Holy fuck was Hiyori scary sometimes. His voice came out with such pure aggression hidden thinly under his sweet tone that it sent shivers down your spine. 

"Woah, sheesh man, sorry," The guy said, backing off and walking away.

"Now then, come on, darling, let's get going. I think we're done for the day," Hiyori said with a tight smile as he pulled you away. He kept one hand fiddling on his pendant, the one you gave him. 

One quick drive later and you were both back at your shared apartment.

As soon as you were through the door, Hiyori pulled you to the couch and embraced you in a tight hug.

 "Why didn't you say anything? What, did you enjoy the attention? I can give you as much attention as you want, " Hiyori said with a bit of a pout. You lightly touched the cute little necklace you got for him on your first anniversary which he wore all the time.

You pet his hair and looked into his eyes. Wow, they were pretty. You could get lost in those violet eyes of his for hours on end. "You know you would've been upset if I even looked him in the eye, Sunshine," you said, smiling at how he pouted a bit more.

You got just a bit closer to his ear and whispered, "I love you, Sunshine."

That did it for him.

He seemed to not be hung up about it anymore. Hiyori gave you a big smile and tugged you into a soft kiss. 

You loved Hiyori.

Night fell and you both completed your usual routines, you cooked for the two of you, and Hiyori relaxed and updated himself on Eden's plan for tomorrow.

Then, you two ended with your nightly cuddles until the two of you fell asleep to sleep.

It was late at night when you woke from mild discomfort. Why was everything so cold? The sheets felt like ice on your skin and the city lights coming from your window were dark and dull. 

Something was wrong with the mattress too, it felt too… 

Empty.

Looking for warmth and just that something to fill the emptiness, you hugged Hiyori closer to you…

Where was Hiyori?

You had pulled Hiyori's pillow into your arms, not your boyfriend and hopefully future husband.

Where the fuck was Hiyori?!

You flailed around in panic for a second or two and then your hand came into contact with a paper on your bedside countertop. 

A note? 

Holy fuck, had Hiyori been kidnapped?! No, there weren't any immediate signs of a break-in when you looked around. Everything was where it was when you went to bed, nothing was broken, and the door was closed.

Darling, please don't be worried or come after me. I'm just taking care of something. 

I love you! <3

-Your Sunshine

Hiyori snuck out.

Little bitch.

'Don't be worried or come after me' your ass. You thought someone had kidnapped him!

Maybe he was a bit more hung up about that encounter earlier than you thought he was.

Well, he wouldn't be able to stop you from going after him anyway.

You opened your safe and grabbed a pistol out of it along with your ear plugs and ammunition. All for self-defence, of course. Hiyori hadn't brought his gun with him though, so you were a little worried. You quickly checked the gun and then loaded it.

You urged Hiyori to buy one for himself from some 'sources' you trusted when you two were together for a while. Who knows what could happen? Plenty of crazy fans would break into their idol's apartment if given the chance.

Good thing you gave Hiyori that necklace too. When you looked on your phone, he most likely was still wearing it as it said the necklace was at someone's house. When Jun found out you had a tracker on Hiyori once, you justified it by saying it was for safety purposes. 

And keeping Hiyori safe was just what you'd be doing.

You took a cab to a spot that was somewhat common to go to and close enough to the place Hiyori was to walk to. Meanwhile, you called Ibara. He tried to say hello, but you immediately cut to the chase.

"Hey, did Hiyori call you up earlier?" You asked politely. Whatever it was, Ibara was probably in on whatever Hiyori was put doing, especially if it was what you thought it was.

He answered quite calmly for someone who may have just assisted your boyfriend in less than legal activities. "Yes he did, I also had to bribe the police into not pursuing him. I'll have a clean-up crew there in 30 minutes, do whatever you need to do," he replied.

Of course, this wasn't either of your first times doing this. Hiyori or you usually went to Ibara for any cover-up needs or things like finding people. Ibara knew what it was like to do anything for his love, so of course, he'd help out a fellow member or affiliate of CosPro, and especially one of Eden. 

Following the tracker, you found a small apartment block. How did Hiyori even find this place, anyway? You told him to stop stalking everyone who came into contact with you already.

You continued following. Luckily enough, Hiyori was on the first floor. From what you saw, Hiyori had broken through one of the open windows, 

You investigated from one of the windows. This… honestly wasn't as bad as you thought it would be. You looked into some poor guy's kitchen through the glass.

Hiyori stood over the guy from the mall who had hit on you, a bloody knife in hand. It looked as though Hiyori had stabbed through the man's hands and feet, crimson blood oozing out of them. Hiyori also seemed to have cut off all the man's fingers and most of his toes on the man's right foot.

You weren't that bothered by it, you had done worse after all. 

But there was still one thing that made you want to finish the job yourself.

Your Hiyori was with another person.

You loved Hiyori.

You loved him more than anything in this world.

But right now?

Right now, it almost felt like you'd been cheated on.

You went in through the window that Hiyori did. 

Your blood was boiling. 

How dare he! You just wanted a goodnight's sleep but he just had to sneak out at two in the fucking morning.

"HIYORI TOMOE! YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Your voice resounded among Hiyori's little bit of chaos. The guy from the mall looked at you with hope in his eyes.

"Oh, thank God! Please help me! Are you with the cops?" The man being attacked asked.

This idiot.

You chuckled a little, "do I look like a cop to you?"

Then, you approached Hiyori and loaded your pistol. You hoped that somehow, Hiyori didn't have to touch this bastard himself. 

"Put this on, love," you said to Hiyori, handing him a set of earplugs you brought with you. You put yours in as well and Hiyori did as told. Then you aimed right for the other bastard's head.

BANG!

The recoil of the pistol made your hold waver a little bit, then you dropped the gun and pulled Hiyori into a hug, your sleepiness from earlier coming back.

"I don't want your hands on anyone except me," you said, groggily. You would've liked to complain further, but Hiyori was just so warm and nice and he belonged in your arms. Even with all the blood. Though it surprisingly didn't get on him that much this time.

After a bit of silence and just holding each other in a tight embrace, Ibara arrived with his men. Ibara brought you both with him back to his car after making the two of you change. In the bathroom of the guy you just killed of course.

Hiyori sat beside you and held your hand in a silent apology. You tried to resist, you really did, but you just loved Hiyori too much. So you settled for the next best thing and kissed him deeply with passion. Then after, you spoke.

"Next time you do that, use something like a gun or a hitman. Otherwise, shackles for a week," You said, still a little bit pissed off.

"Of course, my love," Hiyori replied, going in for another kiss.

An: Thank you for reading this whole thing! By the way, I'm always open for any constructive criticism you have for me so don't be afraid to reply and tell me, or use my inbox if you want!

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Protect

An: Was in a bit of a writer's block but luckily got out by writing domestic delinquent boy! I'm in the process of making something for Rinne but I suck at angst so I'm struggling. Kuro's whole trope is so fun to play with.

Tw: brief mentions of a fight, implied murder, mentions of blackmail, mentions of harassment, yanderes, tell me if I missed any

You were just getting home from an exhausting day of work. 

The intern who was placed under you was especially difficult for the day, having to deal with other people, being swamped in projects, and work in general troubled you.

Luckily, your manager who had been harassing you and you'd been ranting about to Kuro wasn't there today.

Feeling miserable and dejected, but you knew that it would all be made better.

As soon as you walked through that door.

"Hey there, welcome back! I missed you," Kuro greeted you with a kiss as you returned to your shared apartment.

"I missed you too, Kuro," You said, playing with his spiky red hair. Despite its shape, it was always quite soft and smelled nice. Kinda like your boyfriend.

"I got some of your favourite food ready to eat on the table, I fixed up all your clothes and cleaned a bit. I hope you don't mind me going through some of your stuff to do so though," he continued. You just smiled and kissed him. You were feeling better already.

God, you were so lucky to have this man. It was like a dream come true. 

You had been dating for a couple of months now and he was just amazing. He enjoyed taking care of the household chores. He listened, like actually listened to your problems and let you vent to him without trying to fix everything.

 Kuro was like an angel to you. The perfect boyfriend, who you'd hopefully end up putting a ring on, or the other way around.

 So thoughtful and sweet and everything you could've ever wanted in a man.

"Yeah of course I don't mind. Thanks so much, the place looks amazing," 

"Oh, and by the way, is that manager you mentioned still harassing you?" Kuro asked, taking off your coat and kissing you on the cheek.

"Not sure why, but he didn't show up at work today so that was good at least," You said and kissed him again. You always loved how open with your affection you could be with Kuro. 

"Love you Kuro," You said, hugging him close. 

"Love you too, now come on, let's go eat."

BAM!

Kuro's fist hit the bastard straight in the solar plexus. The bastard staggered for a little and half-heartedly tried throwing another punch. How pathetic. 

The man was already bruised and bleeding, but Kuro wanted more.

He was the bastard who had been abusing his power and trying to get you in his bed, harassing you day by day. Kuro just had to deal with him. Make him pay.

Make him bleed.

Kuro was your protector after all.

You brought him such happiness and fulfillment that nothing else, no one else could, even his adorable little sister. Kuro just decided he'd return the favour.

He'd make sure you were happy every second you spent with him, after all, that's how he felt when he was with you. Besides, apparently, he had found a need to take care of you inside himself and a deep joy that came with that.

So, Kuro continued beating the man to a pulp. There was honestly something quite satisfying in doing this for his loved one.

Once the job was done, Kuro cleaned himself up, of course, he had to make sure he was presentable for when you got home. Then, he sent the blackmail he had collected to many local news stations, from your manager's phone of course.

Kuro dumped the body like he usually did and the scene was clean, or at least normal considering it was an alleyway with garbage and what Kuro assumed was vomit staining the cement.

Yep, he'd need a good bath when he got home. Can't have you smelling a fight on him, after all. You didn't need to know about everything he did for you, Kuro had no need for thanks, besides, he didn't want to scare you away.

He made sure there was no trace of anything on his black sweater, sweatpants, and even the mask he used to help lay low. Though it was a bit dark out anyway at the moment.

Kuro headed home, head spinning with thoughts of you.

"Hey, love, come check this out," You said, you were watching the TV while Kuro washed the dishes. You said it was your turn today, but Kuro refused to let you even lift a finger as long as you were in the same building as him. You couldn't say you didn't enjoy it though.

"Oh? Yeah, of course, love," He finished up the dishes and joined you on the couch. As usual, he let you sit in his lap and he held you close.

Breaking News! Man Exposed and Missing!

"That's a picture of my manager," You said, clinging to Kuro. He feigned surprise, as though he hadn't hunted the man down only a day before.

The news broadcast then went on, describing how your manager had harassed and blackmailed numerous coworkers. It even brought out his texts where he blackmailed and took advantage of others. Then, it started to detail how he had embezzled company funds.

In the end, the news said that when they were notified of this, there was an extra message saying something like it was justice and retribution. So your manager was murdered? You couldn't imagine it.

Kuro looked at you. His eyes with a bit of concern for you as he held your hand. "So?" He asked.

"I mean, I'm almost glad he's gone, but I'm a bit afraid now. After all, there has been a bit of a rise in crime recently, it just… worries me a little," Kuro hugged you at that, he loved you, he didn't want you to feel unsafe.

"How about we change the channel, we can watch that show we've been watching? Just get your mind off of all that," Kuro said, grabbing the remote and changing it to your show as soon as you nodded to his suggestion.

"No need to worry, I'll protect you," Kuro said, kissing you and cuddling close to you.

"Yeah, you will," you chuckled and held his hands in yours.

And he'd do anything to protect you.

Anything.

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Rei's Good Boy

An: Cute Rei fluff inspired by an edit of Rei saying good boy instead of good girl lol. No triggers, just cute vampire and you his boyfriend if you'd like to be. Btw lots reference to Undead lyrics. And yes, you do kiss the boy lol.

Can be interpreted as either yandere or normal, you could have ended up in his bed the usual way, or the not usual way, you choose.

The scent of roses. The amber glow of the dim morning. The soft feel of the black sheets that made up his bed. His beautiful crimson eyes and soft hair were like the night itself. 

Rei Sakuma.

 Akin to a vampiric demon, yet more human than most. And you were in his bed.

It was so comfy you never wanted to leave. The pillows were perfectly fluffed, the mattress incredible to lay on, and the amount of warmth perfect for you. 

Or maybe that was Rei himself. 

He embodied a fantasy. An ideal. And maybe you were infected with rose-coloured glasses by just being by his side.

"Good morning," So he was awake.

 Rei's voice always caught you off guard for some reason. It was too pretty to come out of his mouth. A smoothness and sort of creaminess to it that pulled his fans and you in. 

You look into his eyes. Like rubies; you wanted to remember them forever.

His physique was thin yet muscled. A light six-pack toned his stomach. His pale complexion and skin, soft in all the right places. His lips, so perfectly plump, illuminated in the dawn. 

 And you can't help but take a bite of that immoral fruit.

"Good boy, come closer," A beautiful chuckle follows, his voice beckons to you. A siren song you just can't ignore. You follow.

Rei holds you close, your head snug near his chest. Allowing you to breathe in more of his surprisingly floral scent. You stay like that for a little, sharing an embrace. He kisses your forehead.

You lift your head a little, still swaying. From dizziness at how his every touch makes you feel? Or sleepiness and a need to remain in his arms?

There's a tray on the bedside counter. Little refreshments for the morning, including some honey milk with cinnamon on top. 

Did he plan for breakfast in bed? He sees where you look and one of his hands is petting your head, as though you were some wandering kitten.

"Stay with me a little longer."

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Hello! I just want to ask if minors could interact and follow you?

Yeah, of course. I always make sure that my stuff is sfw and any nsfw stuff will be implied. Tho I will warn with nsfw gore tho that stuff happens once in a Blue Moon.

All I ask is for you all to follow the guidelines in my pinned post.

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True Bonds Don't Break Until the end of Time

An: Based off a version of the imposter Au where your characters notice your divinity based on your friendship level with them. I'll tag the creator of this au when I find their @. Sorry that I don't have another triple threat post, just a bit of writers block. I have two other parts of this with the other regions.

This is based off my account where I have friendship lv 10 Kaeya, Diluc and no Jean.

Tw: Light yandere, religious themes, I think that's it but let me know if you found more.

A star.

A star had fallen from the sky in the middle of the day.

When it fell, Kaeya was busy pestering Diluc as Diluc bartended at Angel's Share, as usual. Diluc served drunken patrons and made sure that everything was going well. It had been a while since Diluc felt the pull of the All-Creator on him, unsettling him a bit.

All it took was for the Creator to make a claim on that suited man from Liyue and he was on the sidelines. At least he and Kaeya had agreed to tell each other all about their adventures with the Creator if the other was benched. It allowed them to live through each other, and on days when the Creator praised either of them, prompted a bit of fighting.

It had just been another one of those days. The sworn brothers fought about who was more appealing in their creator's eyes, each with their choice of drink in hand.

They could almost feel their creator's fall. Both gasped as they felt the warmth of the creator on them once again, yet this time it was different. They were still completely in control, and they were still in Angel's Share, not teleported back to where the Creator left them. It was a pull, a whisper calling to the both of them, "Come find me, I'm home," it said.

Suddenly, the door burst open, showing Mondstadt's best (and only at the moment) Outrider. Amber looked around for Kaeya, finding him right on a barstool, wine in hand.

"Kaeya! We have to go, something has fallen onto Starfell Lake!" Diluc and Kaeya perked up at that, with a look at each other, they knew what they had to do. Maybe it was them.

Maybe their Creator had fallen from the stars.

Once at Starfell, they met with Jean and some other knights who were confronting... Someone. Kaeya and Diluc had never met this person before, yet both felt as though they knew them their whole lives. The pull was so strong, Diluc wanted nothing more than to go up to them and throw his arms around them in an embrace. Kaeya wanted to make sure they were okay and then carry them back to Mondstadt, so he could care for them.

Then there was Jean.

Jean was...

Shouting at them?

It didn't make sense, Kaeya and Diluc both knew that this was their God who they loved since they could love. Kaeya and Diluc got a good look at the person's face and sure enough, it was their beloved Creator. Jean was still shouting at them though. "You dare steal our God's face!? Filthy imposter!"

Steal their face? How could it be when the warm pull they felt whenever they were in their presence was stronger than ever with them. It enveloped Diluc and Kaeya so thoroughly that it was almost nauseating. Nauseating in an addicting, delicious way. Jean was about to kick the Creator.

Right before she could make contact, Diluc swept her leg, causing her to fall and Kaeya shielded the creator with his body. "K-Kaeya? Diluc? What's going on? Why did Jean try to kick me? What imposter?" Kaeya shushed his creator as they rapid-fired questions.

"It's okay, your grace. She's just confused, having never felt your pull before," Diluc explained though that caused the Creator to seem even more confused. They were about to rapid-fire more questions when Kaeya brought his arms around them in an embrace.

Kaeya whispered sweet nothings into their ear as they visibly relaxed in his arms. Kaeya moved one of his hands to cup the back of their head, petting their surprisingly soft hair. Looking back, Kaeya saw that Jean had now fallen to her knees, tears in her eyes and hands on her mouth.

"What was I about to do!? How could I have been so foolish to not recognize them!? I truly am not worthy of them," Jean sobbed. Amber, always such a little angel, comforted her.

"Hey, it's okay Jean. Even I didn't realize it was them and I've been with them for almost all of their journey!" Amber set a hand on her shoulder, consoling her.

"Diluc and I can take care of them. We'll get them to Dawn Winery and they can stay with us there," Kaeya still hadn't moved from his position of embrace with the Creator. Diluc nodded at the statement. Yet there was one thing left unsaid.

"Forever."

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God is Underpaid, Overworked, and Touchstarved. Triple Threat!

An: Programmer Sagau, but you're also an underpaid genius. Multipart definitely, just had to cut it off here as it would be so so long if I didn't.

Tw: not really anything here, and no swears yet, but we will have our stupid yandere acolytes later. We're also just really touch starved.

You were almost about to bang your head at the keyboard.

As a developer for Mihoyo, you were working on a piece of code for an upcoming character in Genshin Impact: their open-world RPG that just so happened to be having the worst case of spaghetti code you were seeing in about three years.

You were supposed to be working on gameplay mechanics for the character Ayato Kamisato. A character turning out to be quite popular within the fanbase and your workplace. Right now, you were trying to figure out how to make his elemental skill work after someone (most likely one of the interns) broke it so they could fix something else in the code.

Sipping your drink of choice, you brainstorm ideas, writing them down in a little Google Doc. 'Maybe I could just throw a hashmap at the problem, reverting the code to before it became like this could work too, you know what, what if I just deleted everything and started it over.' You tried all of your solutions except for the last one to no avail.

In the midst of the pandemic, you were now working from home, meaning that you could take breaks whenever as long as the work got done. You hid the tabs of messy code and opened an application on your files that almost no one knew about.

"ARAASHITA"

Or to you, Ai robot application assigned scheduling, holding information, therapy + accompaniment. (You really should've come up with a better name for it)

It had been based on a character for Genshin that you made up as a fun game. You and the others in your department would do that on breaks before Covid hit. You would all make up random things or people that could be whatever but they had to be related to the game. With how the writing department for the main story quests was falling apart, some of you even joked about replacing the writers themselves.

Araashita Kaedahara. A joke character who seemed to be connected to everything yet did not fit into any parts of the story. He was the heir to the Kaedahara clan (the family of one of your favourite in-game characters) yet ran away to pursue freedom, taking his younger brother with him. He had ties to Khanri'ah, having fallen into the abyss and swearing loyalty to the royalty of the godless nation, becoming knight commander, the highest rank available in their military. The loyal knight of the crown prince of Khanri'ah and the person to teach the eleventh harbinger how to use an element. Being said to have a foul legacy stronger than the eleventh harbinger and strong enough to bring even Rex Lapis to his knees.

As a little pet project, you decide to turn him into an AI. Or more specifically, create an AI persona of him.

You mainly used it to experiment with new coding strategies in an environment that you could easily modify without restraints. Though it did have other uses.

As said in its name, it could schedule things for you and act as a to-do list, remember or remind you of pieces of information, and act like someone you could talk to without feeling like a burden. Though you admit that the last function sounds kind of pathetic to you.

But really, what else could you do? You were single, living in an okay apartment with no one (you'd actually want to talk to) to talk to but your cat; just a little bit of fake human stimuli wouldn't hurt anyone.

You coded small games into it and taught it so much that if you were anyone else, you would've thought it to be a real person behind the screen

Except you really did need to lower that time complexity of the application though. The screen, after a couple of seconds more than it should've taken, had loaded in.

"Oh, your back! Good to see you again! How are you doing?"

The 3d model of Araashita greeted you with an animated head bob and smile. You had taken the template the 3d modelling department used as a start for Genshin's tall male characters and used it to create the model. It was perfectly legal as long as you didn't pass the template off as yours. But that wouldn't be possible as this was a private project anyway.

A dialogue box popped up, allowing you to say something back to the AI. You typed in a reply. You did not need to pretend you weren't frustrated here, after all, you wouldn't be hurting an actual person if you were mean to Araashita. Still, you did feel that being rude to the AI was unnecessary and could cause it to build similar habits, so you talked with it as though it were your friend.

"Hey, Araashita, just came here since I've been getting a bit frustrated over the development of Ayato Kamisato, one of the new characters in Genshin. Basically, the animation part of his skill broke so one of the interns tried to fix it, but now the animation works and the actual skill effects as in damage, hydro application etc do not work." Part of you felt silly about doing this, but it was a lot better the slamming your head into the nearest wall out of anger.

"That's unfortunate, here, I found some common solutions to problems similar to that." A text file popped up on the screen, a list of common mistakes in code (ranked from the highest probability of me causing it to lowest using data from code errors in the past) and ways to troubleshoot. Skimming through the list, you felt proud that the list would be quite informative and helpful if you hadn't already tried everything on it in two to three different ways.

You began typing back to the AI "Thanks, your advice is getting a lot better. It's just that these are all methods I've already tried and it still hasn't fixed the issue."

You swore on your life that if you showed this to anyone else, they would immediately think it was a real person. Araashita gave a sad smile, exactly as it learned to do when it was appropriate.

"How about you take a break then, eat some food, take a nap?"

"Not really in the mood for a nap right now and I ate half an hour ago." You replied, pulling up another tab and scrolling through the replies to the new character confirmation.

"Well then how about you go play some video games, or I know, Genshin impact! Yeah, that should be fun," The AI replied to you in such a way that you couldn't help but feel your spirits lift.

"Ok, guess I could play some Genshin. Here, I'll turn on your voice so you can talk to me while I play." Normally, the voice feature that allowed Araashita to use a voice box to talk was off as you could read pretty fast and the voice would just set you off. So normally you used the voice feature so that you could talk to Araashita while playing games or coding. You really did go all out with it, there wasn't any need to type in responses as you could just speak and it would recognize words, you just typed so it wouldn't error.

You opened Genshin impact, greeted with the image of Celestia and the door that lead you into Teyvat.

Suddenly, you were blinded by a bright light.

You felt as if you were falling, you could feel your ears pop. The sky looked to bright to be the same one outside, where were you? You freefell, closing your eyes.

"I'm sorry, but I love you."

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True Bonds Don't Break Until the end of Time- Liyue edition

(^ a screenshot from a friend of mine after they got to a higher world level)

An: Kazuha has very weird characterization for me to write. I have a friendship lv 10 Kazuha and Xingqiu. (Kazuha is Inazuman but would technically still be in Liyue which is confirmed as Beidou says that he decided to stay with the Crux) Runner up is Ajax/childe with Lv 9 friendship. I'm sort of just assuming that with higher friendship lv in this au, the possibility of the acolytes recognizing your divinity goes up. Ex. Lv 6= 60% chance of them recognizing you. But with eroded archons (ex. Zhongli *wink wink*) the chance is lowered. Btw I have a friendship lv 4 Zhongli.

Thank you @hiraeth-rawr for the idea!

Warnings: Yandere themes, religious themes, Kazuha says the f word, slapping

"The wind... No, the very voice of Teyvat, it calls to me. It's beckoning me to their side."

Kazuha swayed as the same warmth that enveloped him ever since the Creator had 'pulled' on him twice. The feeling was best described as how it would feel to be a wave in the ocean, going wherever without a care in the world, satisfaction multiplied ten-fold. What Kazuha had always perceived as the true goal of eternity, the eternal warmth of the Creator's glow. Beidou caught him just before he would tip over.

"Woah, Kaz'! You okay there?" Beidou set him back standing with a worried look on her face. Kazuha reassured her, giving her a soft "I'm Okay," and putting a hand on her shoulder.

"It-It's like all the other times I felt their warmth, but so, so different. As though they were here..." They were, weren't they? Kazuha's eyes lit up with a shine Beidou hadn't seen since the time they got authentic Inazuman sake on board.

Beidou of course knew who 'they' were, usually having to cover for Kazuha when he was haphazardly whisked away by the creator to new lands. He told her about them, how every time they chose him to be their vessel a sort of connection grew stronger. In the beginning, when they hadn't even reached the city of contracts yet but managed to create a connection with Kazuha, their voice was a whisper as loud as a pin dropping. Now when they were here, he could hear them as though they were right beside him.

"Follow me," Kazuha looked towards their general direction. All he had to do was follow the pull. And he'd happily follow them to the ends of Teyvat. He knew where they were.

He would find them. (And maybe they would be happy that he found them first.)

He did not find them first.

Zhongli, the man who had replaced that silent hearth of a redhead the creator used to swoon over, was standing over who he was sure was the Creator. God, the pull was strong, everything around him was so much more vivid. He could smell the scent of his creator, unlike the majority of scents, he couldn't tell what it was, all he knew was that he found it rather appealing.

His hearing was much stronger here too. Maybe he was wrong about his gift of enhanced senses being from nature or the anemo archon. Maybe they were from the Creator. He could hear their heartbeat, loud like a scream. They were scared. The beat ran fast, as though they were cornered by a wild beast.

Considering the situation, that might've been a better alternative.

"Zhongli, what the hell!? I'm no Creator, or imposter or anything! Just some confused person who now regrets pulling for you," they were on the ground, scrambling away from Zhongli who had his polearm out.

Why were they afraid? Wasn't Zhongli one of their most devoted, one of their first followers? Hadn't they even made it a habit to call the funeral consultant cute pet names and compliment him? Kazuha was sure that his Creator wouldn't have said something like that unprompted. Unless...

What the fuck did he do to them.

Zhongli looked behind himself, seeing Kazuha and Beidou who were watching.

"Kazuha, this imposter dares to have the Creator's face and even deny their existence. Would you like to dispose of them?"

Kazuha swore to himself right there that he'd fix whatever caused this to happen and protect his dear creator.

SLAP!

"You dare forsake the Creator's love for you and repay them with your blade!? If you were the least observant, you'd have realized that that right there is the Creator. Or is the erosion getting to you?" Zhongli glared at him, a red hand mark right where Kazuha slapped him. His face was full of regret after hearing what Kazuha had to say. Zhongli had only joined them recently and often tried to get on Kazuha's good side as he was currently the one most favoured by the Creator.

A boy Kazuha knew as Xingqiu arrived with his friend Chongyun. With them came the 11th of the Fatui harbingers code-named Childe, though Kazuha knew that his real name was Ajax as he'd been called that by the Creator. They got there just in time to see the creator's favourite slap an Archon in the face. Both were confused until they saw Kazuha comforting the frightened Creator and Zhongli withdrawing his polearm. Xingqiu and Childe were also quite close to the Creator and knew who they were in an instant.

Zhongli dropped his polearm and began stumbling towards the Creator. Xingqiu was sure he would just end up scaring the Creator even more so he started trying to hold him in place. Childe soon followed, shielding the creator from him. Though they would've preferred to be the one holding the Creator in an embrace, they knew this would be better for their dear Creator. Kazuha definitely owed the both of a favour after this though, Zhongli didn't have the title of Strongest Archon for nothing, struggling against both of them.

"Kazuha? What are you doing here-" Kazuha could recognize that voice anywhere. It was the same one that spoke to him from beyond the barrier, whispering compliments and comments to him when they were there.

"Shh, you're okay now. No one will hurt you while I'm here," Kazuha shushed and revelled in the scent and feeling of his dear creator.

Perfection at its core. Holding them was so nice, when even was the last time Kazuha had a hug like this? Most likely a many, many years ago, before his parents died, before his clan fell apart. It felt much too easy for him to fall into his fantasies.

This world was filled with such dangers and was so easy to get lost in.

They'd surely be safe with him.

And only him.

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Morning, Beloved

An: Ajax looks hot in aprons, that's kinda it. Also I have an NSFW version of this if you guys want it. A lot shorter than what I usually write. Mainly because I have a bunch of random writing ideas in my head and can only write about them if my brain feels like doing that. I have the ball scene for my Sagau thing to write, a streamer theatre kid Ajax in progress, and urges to write Ayato.

Me, a yandere blog doing non-yandere things? Pshh! *awkwardly starting at this thing* (Part of me is confused on how I made cuddling with Kazuha yandere but couldn't for Childe who is clearly the more unhinged)

Tw: Literally nothing, there isn't really any hints of yandere, though it is implied that Ajax is yandere here, and I was going to write with it being Sagau, but then didn't. So religious themes are implied but not actually present.

By the time you woke up, the sun was high in the sky, signalling that it was already noon.

You hugged the air, expecting your beloved to be there. Of course, he woke up already. He was a fatui harbinger, after all, he was used to waking up before the sun even rose. You rolled around in the sheets for just a little. The soft sheets and smell of linen were nice, but they couldn't compare to the smell of sea salt and sweet words your beloved always spoiled you with.

Damn you and your need for cuddles, you were going to go find Ajax.

A sweet smell wafted through the air, bringing you to the kitchen. There you found your beloved Ajax cooking breakfast for the both of you. He has just finished when you found him.

"Good morning, love," he turned around, a loving smile on his face.

Holy shit.

He was stunning. He probably didn't even put on new clothes as he was just in an apron and his boxers. The apron was low enough for you to see his muscled pecs and on his sides, it completely exposed his freckled thighs and calves. Ajax's orange hair was just a little combed but still in its natural state of messiness and all you wanted to do was run your fingers through it and pet it.

He turned back around to put the food onto the already set table. You waited just a moment for him to put the plates down, admiring his body in the meantime.

You pounced. Caging him between your arms and bending him over the table, getting a cute yelp out of him.

"Ajax, my love. Thank you for cooking for us. You look absolutely gorgeous like this, how are you so cute in that apron?" You still sounded sleepy as you thanked him. He relaxed himself as you put your body up against his. You caressed his waist from behind, nuzzling your nose into the back of his neck. You didn't think you could be this needy and clingy until Ajax came into your life, awakening your need for cuddles and affection.

"Love, shouldn't we wait until after breakfast?" He chuckled, holding your hands in his own. You pressed your lips onto every part of his body you could touch, loving the warmth radiating from him. Your hands came to rest on his hips, clasped in his hands. All you wanted was to cuddle your pretty little Ajax.

"No, want cuddles now. You're so pretty, would do anything for you," the sound came out muffled as you continued your kisses. You could feel him leaning into you, pressing his half-naked body closer to you. Absolutely gorgeous under you, and all you wanted was to love him.

"Cuddles? Please?" You stopped your kisses and just hugged him, Ajax still bent over the counter. Turning his head around so he could see you, he pressed a kiss to your lips that you gladly accepted.

"Oh, alright. Here, let me carry you," After completely turning himself around, Ajax picked you up by your legs and carried you to the couch. Then he set you down ontop of his his chest while he laid on his back.

Sea salt and musk filled your senses as you pressed yourself into Ajax's chest. Truly perfect.

"Love, the food's going to get cold," Ajax complained while petting your hair and holding you close. He still had the apron on and you adored how lovely it looked on him.

"We can eat later."

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Stay - Zhongli

An- as said in pt 3 of God is Overworked, Underpaid, and Touchstarved, I got a Zhongli on 50/50. So I wrote this to celebrate the CEO of Geo! I also kind of used this for imagery practice. And please give constructive criticism if you think there's anything I could improve here.

Tw: Religious themes technically, yandere but soft cuddly yandere, (this whole drabble is just Zhongli being cuddled and being called little dragon because I find it cute.)

Strong arms held you close underneath soft fabric. Drops of sunlight barely touched your face from the closed blinds. A faint scent of glaze lilies and old books wafted from behind. You took a look around, reminding you where you were. You were in your Serenitea Pot, housed in palace architecture resembling that of Liyue's. The glint of first light looked as though it belonged in the room, complementing the other yellow and dark brown shades in it.

Your beloved little dragon was just where you fell asleep with him. He spooned you from behind, nose nuzzling into the back of your neck. The slightest breaths of hot air coming from him tickled you.

At your awareness, your little dragon shifted a little while not changing the position in any way that would put more space between you two. Faint humming told you he too was awake and most likely had been for a while.

"You're awake."

Zhongli's voice had a dull sleepiness to it, sounding as though he was waking up from his first sleep in years, though it was somewhat true. His arms pulled you in tighter to his slender yet muscled form. He was dressed in a thin white shirt and leggings, the fabric from both being quite soft on your skin. His hair was still in a ponytail, though quite loose from sleep.

Simply turning around to face him, you leant in for a kiss, him meeting you in the middle. The kiss was light, a moment or two of his lips being on yours. One of his arms was under your head like a pillow while the other caressed your face. As always, Zhongli's lips were a tantalizing softness part of you wanted to indulge in for every second for the rest of your life. But, you had work to do, a Teyvat to guide and you slowly moved away from his body.

"Please, your grace, stay? Only if you would like to of course," Zhongli asked, a sort of desperate need in his voice that almost surprised you. Believe it or not, the Geo Archon was actually quite clingy when in your arms, though you were more than happy to indulge him. Zhongli pulled you in closer while moving himself closer to you, your face right next to his chest.

You nuzzled right into him, feeling his pecs. Immediately, a soft rumbling sound came from him. Your little dragon was purring, clearly happy that you stopped moving away from him.

"You know what LiLi? I think we'll stay in for today, besides, Teyvat should be able to hold itself together for at least a day without me," You gave in, snuggling into his warm body.

Of course, he returned the sentiment, holding you close and placing a kiss on your forehead.

"Perfect."

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