#coming in clutch

[eidolons-stuff]

*silence*

Thing: *signs* "So... Xavier. Why are you being such an ass about staying by Wednesday?"

Xavier: "Wtf thing!"

Thing: *signs* "It's just that you know she likes Enid. So why bother?"

#thing #coming in clutch #being real #giving #xavier #a reality check #a much needed reality check #in fact #xavier thorpe #wenclair #wenclair cult

[the-shotce-newsletter]

Happy Birthday Lan Zhan! Trying out the MDZS Q style, because I have no time and chibi/baby Lan Zhan is the literal cutest.

#lan wangji #wangxian #Lan zhan #wei ying #wei wuxian #MDZS q #madam lan #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #my art #lil apple #little apple #mdzs #modern au #holy chibis batman #coming in clutch #theuntameddaily

[arcadialedger]

So was anyone going to tell me Carnival Row s2 was out, or was I just supposed to see it when I logged onto Prime to rewatch Vox Machina?

#carnival row #the legend of vox machina #amazon prime #coming in clutch #vox machina #carnival row season 2 #the arcadia ledger

[toffoliravioli]

↳ Captain McTavish to the rescue | 08.20.22 World Juniors

#oh captain my captain #proving why he has the c #coming in clutch #the ducks snatched a good one #mason mctavish #world juniors 2022 #wjc 22 #my gifs #winnies gifs

[saltpigsblog]

Me blocking angst on Ao3 after good omens s2? More likely than you think!

#good omens #ao3 tags #coming in clutch #i cant do anymore sadness

[eggs-can-draw]

Nanami Anon: It’s ok Egg I knew you were referencing Telltale Heart I gotcha (/lh)

thank you bestie

#eggs can answer #nanami anon #coming in clutch

[insanefemme]

Ya know what

Watching the Eras concert through other people's videos works as a brain distraction for grief

#I'm feeling a bit better tbh #Like #I'm sad that Oli is gone #Cause there will never be a cat as amazing as him ever again #But I always told myself that I wouldn't let my pets suffer #And if he survived the operation.... He would have suffered #Or more like I would have had to let him go anyway #I did everything I could #I loved him so much and he loved us #And... It's sad. But if it had to happen I'm glad it happened like this with him not suffering #Eras tour #Coming in clutch #As a distraction #Thanks #Taylor swift

[kadecre]

He glanced back, the cheerful tune he had been whistling dying out when he saw that Izumi had stopped in the middle of street. She was staring down at her phone, her delicate brow furrowed.

“Hey!” Keigo called out, walking back in the direction of his baby sister. “What are you doing slow poke? We’re gonna be late…” he trailed off, noticing the tears pooling in his sister’s eyes. “Izumi?”

Izumi was trembling, her eyes not looking away from her phone.

“ ‘Zumi…” Keigo cooed, cupping her tear stained cheeks. “I’m here.”

The dam broke. Tears flooded her vision and she let out a broken sob. Keigo wrapped his arms around her smaller frame, bringing her to his chest.

“Let’s go home yeah? Boba can wait.”

Keigo let his wings form and grabbed Izumi, holding her in a princess carry as they soared through the skies.

The flight wasn’t long, maybe four blocks at most but it was the quickest way to get them both back to the teacher dorms.

* * *

Izumi didn’t say anything, handing him her phone instead. Her messages were displayed, the ones between her and Hitoshi, the last message from the sleepy teen being a photo, a photo of him hunched over someone else.

If Keigo had to guess, it was moments before a kiss took place. Or maybe after, if the tips of Hitoshi’s ears were any indication of his emotional state.

The girl in the photo looked familiar.

“Is that Uraraka?” Izumi nodded, still silent but no longer crying. “I’m gonna kill him.”

“No,” she whispered, voice sounding raw and broken.

“What do you mean no! He hurt you!”

“He’s my friend. I want him to be happy. If she makes him happy, then there’s nothing more to it,” Izumi argued.

“No, you two were supposed to end up together! You two are a match made in the stars.”

“The stars were wrong.”

#y’all #I cannot wait for this arc #it’s gonna be rough #you’re gonna hate me #i hate myself #but eh whatever #angst with little comfort #coming in clutch #FiitW Sneak Peak #shindeku #midoriya izuku #hitoshi shinsō #mha fanfiction #bnha

[snowsoracle]

The Sweatiest game. 

#Splatoon #Salmon run #Splatoon 3 #Nintendo #Switch #gaming #video games #highlights #I don't know how #last minute #clutch #coming in clutch

[f1yogurt]

bestie here are three glorious john watson beard photos to cheer you up ❤️❤️❤️

you knew. YOU KNEW that I would want to see these in my times of trial and suffering. and they are perfect, thank you!

#bearded john #coming in clutch #helping me face my demons #beloved #thank you <3 #john watson #tagging these so i can find it later when i need to look at bearded john

[sundustingdryads]

I have a feeling you need this <3

https://youtu.be/XqRXTMMTbzM

OH MY VALAR— I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY THANK YOU

#vayasks #gossip guy of middle earth #coming in clutch

[batemanofficial]

that smoking in public poll got me thinking. you don't get to waffle about being neutral with these options you gotta choose

i personally like the smell of weed but dislike the smell of cigarette/tobacco smoke, but combing through the notes on that poll indicates that this opinion may be unpopular! idk!

#speak friend and enter #ok to rb #so many people complaining about smelling weed outside....what has this world come to (it's gentrification and liberal pearl-clutching) #but would you complain about gentle birdsong? a distant thunderhead's lazy rambling across the windswept plain? #ofc im not saying like. people with asthma or what-have-you are bad for not liking smoke in their lungs but you know what i mean

[strawberryfires]

UGHHH GEORGE HE LOVES US

#COMING IN CLUTCH

[wolflover33100aj]

There is this one woman at work and she is amazing!

She gets EVERYTHING done!

I just got to work when I noticed she did most of the work I had to do and I was like " Yes! I don't have to do much today! " and we both just chilled in the office the rest of the day!

#give her a raise #Surprisingly she is new #Coming in clutch

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit: What is "peg"? Maybe I'll regret searching for this... [Googling] What is peg? "To die"? I don't think that's it. [Googling again] "Peg Urban Dictionary."

Cellbit: AH. 😬

#Cellbit #SHELLSHOCKED. HONESTLY. #Wait I forgot to add translations #updated! #Translated #CellbitENG coming in clutch for that translation #Streamer Awards #February 1 2024

[werewolf-transgenderism]

ofmd s2 poster but they are both tiny knitted frogs :) inspired by @amuseoffyre 's wonderful puppet version <3

#proud of this one ngl #shoutout to the tiny medieval man and tiny bottle of garnet that I have had for 22 years. coming in clutch for this #also shoutout to my medieval collar pins from medievalmischif for providing an appropriately sized albeit murderous bunny #Ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #knitting tag #also my sword earrings. always good to have around for prop purposes