Totally Accurate BMW Quotes #6
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Some guy: hey Topanga, you look nice today
Shawn, aggressively pushing the guy away: Hey Topanga, Cory thinks you look nice EVERYDAY
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cory matthews is the straightest gayest straight man ive ever seen
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Jack, looking at the picture of Eric in Cory’s wallet: I’m not gay but DAMN
Cory: Well you don’t have to be gay to appreciate a good looking man
Jack: Nah I’d fuck him
Cory: Oh, okay, shit
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Fic where the gang witnesses Jack kiss one of Eric’s boo-boos like it’s normal to kiss your friend on the forehead.
Eric hits his head and Jack, without thought, leans down to kiss where Eric hurt himself before moving on, only for all their friends to be looking like:
😳 🤨 😀 🤯 🙄
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fic where eric actually adopts tommy and they both live at the apartment with jack, because of course jack would offer to help financially
eric learns how to be a dad to a 7/8 year old while he finishes his last year of college. meanwhile jack deals with his feelings for eric and gets closer to tommy, who is ecstatic to have not one, but two dads!!!! yay!!!!!!!
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There's the Superbowl episode where I jump on Ben's back and then he flings me off and I go flying across the kitchen and people have commented like how did you do that? Or It looks so real, what did you land on? I was like "Oh no I just got thrown to the ground. It was fine." -Danielle
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Topanga: We tried things your way, boys
Shawn and Cory: No, we didn’t
Topanga: We did it in my head and it didn’t work
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wait omg after years i just realized that minkus married jennifer basset aka the hot tall girl from one of my favorite bmw episodes where cory and shawn are star crossed lovers
wtf how did they end up together
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