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Dropping By- Peter Parker/Spiderman Oneshot

Hi guys! I know its been awhile and wow Ive missed this blog-hopefully this makes up for the 3 months of ghosting <3 Word Count: 800+ Genre: Fluff! Warnings: None!

You stared at your complexion in mirror, not truly happy with the person staring back. Did your hair look fine? Did you look under dressed? Over dressed? Was your makeup too much? Too little? Your head swirled with these unanswered question. You knew know matter how hard you tried, you weren't going to look perfect on this first date.

Peter Parker, your crush since you walked into his chem class and fate graciously put your seat next to his. Your crush since he helped you study for chem after your grades started to slip. Your crush after you realized he was the Spiderman. Your crush after 4 months of pining for him, had asked you out. You thought it was a miracle, but really, everyone knew it was meant to be- and by everyone, Ned and MJ. But he had asked you out to dinner, at some new Italian restaurant, and you calmly said yes even though you wanted to scream.

You smiled at yourself in the mirror, letting the happy memory wash of that day over you like sunlight in summer. You weren't sure you were ready for this date- the butterflies you had were practically eating your stomach from the inside out- but you weren't going to back out now.

You walked down to the living room, hearing your parents in the kitchen. It was almost a half an hour to your date- and you were hoping to give a pep talk to your parents to not make things awkward between you or Peter by asking embarrassing questions. But, to your confusion, your parents looked like they were leaving- when they specifically said they would be home.

“Whatcha guys doing?” you asked casually, cautiously watching your mom pack makeup into her purse.

“Oh, y/n, you look so nice,” your mom complimented, her voice leaving a trace of guilt.

You grabbed a water from the fridge, your hand shaking from nerves.

“Are you going somewhere?” you asked before gulping down water.

Your dad sighed, giving your mom a sidelong look. “Y/n, were sorry, but you cant go on your date tonight.”

You felt your heart drop down to your stomach as shock filled your system. Almost choking on water, your voice cried out, “Why?!”

Your mom gave you a sad look, explaining,” Your father forgot he had a company get together tonight, and he promised he would be there, and he can only get in with a plus one.”

“Its required I have a partner with me to get in,” your dad further explained, “some fancy restaurant or something like that- I know it sounds stupid,” he added, seeing your clearly reproached face, “but your mother and I have to go. And you have to hold down the fort while were gone”

You looked between your parents, hoping for a crack in their faces, a way to wiggle in and get what you both want, but there was no way in.

“So- no date?” you asked helplessly.

“Im sorry, y/n, but- no date.” you mother answered, her voice stern but sympathetic.

You sighed, filling your disappointment replace the excitement. “Guess I'll go call Peter.”

“Alright,” your father called out from the front door, “tell him were very sorry- we'll be back around 9!”

Your mother gave you a quick hug, and after your good byes and the slam of the door, the emptiness of the house made you somehow sadder than before. You didnt want to call him- the dread of letting him down, or him thinking your backing out made you feel guilty. But you found yourself finding his number in your phone, and clicking the call button, the ringing sound making you chew on your nails from nerves.

Peter picked up surprisingly quickly, making the butterflies come back from the sound of his hello.

“Hey Peter,” you sighed, dreading to tell him the news.

“Hey y/n!” he said rushed, as if he had been running for a while, the sound of wind making his voice sound fuzzy. “Im almost there, dont worry, I just gotta couple blocks to go-”

“Are you being Spiderman right now?” you asked, a smile sneaking onto your lips.

“Uhhhh-why you ask that?”

“Cause- I can hear Karen through the phone,” you stated with a smirk, waiting for his reaction.

“Crap!”you heard him curse, making you laugh even though the guilt was eating in your stomach.

“Yeah… I am,” he admitted, “but Im gonna change in the alleyway next to your house- so your parents wont think Im some crazy person when I come to pick up.”

You sighed, burshing your hair to the side. “Peter- Im so sorry to say this, but- you cant come over.”

“Wait- whats wrong y/n?” he asked, hurt in his voice, making your heart ache.

“Nothing, its just, my parents have some stupid company party to go to, and they need me to “hold down the fort”, you said with air quptes, not remembering Peter couldnt see them, “so- the dates cancelled.”

“I really was excited, Pete, I was,” you put in after, rushing your words to hopefully fix any wound you caused him.

“Me too,” he replied after a small silence, his voice smaller than usual.

‘Next week,maybe?!” You hated hearing him sound dejected, so to compensate, you tried to make your voice sound hopeful.

“Kay?” you asked him, hoping he would forgive you for doing this to him.

“Kay,” he repeated, his voice still sounding as if you just dumped him.

“Im so sorry about this Pete.”

“Its not your fault- Ill see you later, I guess. Night y/n.”

“Night.”

You sighed, laying on your bed, hoping the tears trying to crawl up would go away.

“Well,” you concluded to the ceiling, “that didnt go as well as I hoped.”

With no plans for the night, you decided to just do what you usually do on a normal night- blast music and try to do some homework. The night was just about to come, twilight coloring your room with a burst of golden hues. It was beautiful, you had to admit, and again you felt a pang of longing to be with Peter

.It had been an hour of lonely listening to your depressing playlist of sad songs when a sudden knock was heard on your window. You jumped, a scream escaping your mouth as you instantly turned off your playlist.

You craned your head at the window pane, trying to see who the intruder was, but only a pink and orange sky greeted you. You stepped off your bed gingerly, and as you opened the window to investigate the strange sound-Out of nowhere, a red object whipped out from above the window, making you scream until you realized who it was.

“What the hell!?” you yelled, laughing off the fright.

“Im sorry, Im sorry!” Peter unhinged himself from his upside down position, the piece of webbing flying away in the breeze as his feet made contact with your small terrace.

You smiled, nervousness attacking your stomach. “Its okay,” you asked after brushing your hair out of your face- “why are you hear?”

You watched Peter shuffle a little with his feet, his broad shoulders blocking your sight of the railing of the terrace.

“Well, I felt bad that we couldnt- ya know, go out or anything-” he fumbled, “so….” He took a pause, looking at you so intently with those bug eyes on his red mask you felt a little unnerved- like he was staring right into you.

“Uh-Why dont you just close your eyes,” He finally said, the nervousness coming through in his voice. You were confused, so you took his outstretched hand with a suspicious smirk, and you laughed at the ticklish feeling his hand left on yours as he led you out your window.

“Okay, “ he counted, “one..two...three.”

You opened your eyes, and when you did, you were met with the sight of a mini picnic, complete with even a little bouquet of flowers with your favorite Italian food laid out on take out plates. It was the cutest thing you had ever seen, and you didnt know how to react to such a sweet gesture.

You stared at it, shocked- how could you be with someone so sweet and caring?

“I mean, its not much-” he began to ramble as if he was embarrassed about the cheesiness of it, “but I figured since you would be home you might want to hang out here- its okay if you dont but I just thought maybe Id come hang out with you instead of going somewhere so I picked up the food I hope you like the flowers some lady sold them to me on the-”

You laughed, kissing his cheek to make him stop- you knew if you didnt do something, anything, hed probably go on that nervous rant for hours.

“Its perfect.” You smiled at him, happiness filling up in your eyes.

Peter felt relief envelope his body. He wished he wasn't so awkward around you, but you didnt care if he rambled, or accidentally scare you half to death. You were so sweet and funny and new him so well and man, you looked so pretty at this time of day, he wish he could take a picture of you and keep it forever. He sighed, relishing the feeling of your hand in his.

“Wait-” you interrupted his thoughts, “how are you gonna eat?” You pointed at the obvious mask covering his face.

“Oh!” He thought, feeling dumb for not thinking of that and maybe changing before he decided to knock on your window.

He quickly fumbled with his mask, bringing it above his nose so all you could see was a wide grin.

“Better?” he asked.

“Much better,” you smiled, and kissing his cheeck again you yelled: “Lets eat!”

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Pigossi, part of the half-siren community of Tidelanders in the Brisbane-filmed Netflix series, shot a number of steamy scenes with Pataky in the show, but laughed that Thor actor Hemsworth didn’t need any explanation. First review: Irresistible tide draws you in Madeleine’s ship comes in with premiere First look at ‘angel of death’ “I met the family before we started filming,” the 29-year-old Brazilian actor told Confidential. “They were so lovely, so grounded, everyone, the kids are amazing. I actually missed the kids when I was in Brazil. Everyone made me feel so welcome.” Brazilian actor Marco Pigossi filmed in Australia for the first time, starring in Netflix series Tidelands. Photo: Netflix He added: “In Brisbane I just felt really comfortable and happy and I could do my job without being scared of anything.” In town for the show’s world premiere in Brisbane last Sunday, Pigossi is staying in Australia to travel until December 20. While he is new to Australian audiences, Pigossi has been a star of Brazilian screen for the past 12 years and — after posting enviable photos from the set to his 3.2 million Instagram photos — has drummed up a huge interest in the show in Brazil. “I signed with Netflix for a Brazilian show and I showed that I wanted to work other places but I was thinking about the Spanish market and things like that,” Pigossi said. Elsa Pataky and Marco Pigossi filmed a number of steamy scenes in Brisbane Netflix series Tidelands. Photo: Netflix “Then they called me one day and said “what do you think about Australia?” I was like ‘wow, well I’d love to film in Australia’. “So they sent me the script, I read it, I loved it, I thought this show is amazing.” He added: “Brazil is crazy about this show … and I think they are really going to connect with it because Brazilians and Australians are so similar. “The coast, the sea, the sirens — you have that in Brazil as well so I think both countries will enjoy this show a lot.” Tidelands, a supernatural crime drama from Brisbane’s Hoodlum Entertainment, is available on Netflix globally from December 14 Help More News Corp Sites Privacy Policy Subscription Terms Digital Print Edition Contact Us Terms of Use Relevant Ads Opt-out Cookie Policy Group/Corporate Subscriptions Copyright 2015 News Limited. All times AEST (GMT +10:00). 5. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/11/15/tidelands-star-elsa-pataky-shares-her-spain-inspired-style-picks/amp/ 6. Menu FASHION ‘Tidelands’ star Elsa Pataky shares her Spain-inspired style picks By Hana R. Alberts November 15, 2018 | 6:20pm NY Post photo composite In the past two months, Elsa Pataky has jetted to San Sebastián for a film festival, Santorini on a girls’ trip and Morocco with her family. The 42-year-old model and actress, best known for the “Fast and the Furious” franchise, shares these adventures with her 2.4 million Insta followers. But home base is Australia’s Byron Bay, a beachfront haven where Pataky and husband Chris Hemsworth (the 35-year-old hunk of “Thor” and “Avengers” fame) are raising three children, ages 6 and under. The Madrid native got her start on Spanish dramas and promotes tourism to the country. She broke out in “Snakes on a Plane” and next stars in “Tidelands,” Netflix Australia’s first original series, a thriller about a tribe of humanoid sea creatures (out Dec. 14). The globe-trotting beauty shares the boho-chic treats that keep her on the move. “One of the basics I wear with dresses and trousers is a good leather jacket. I really like the ones from Osant. I’ve got a silver one for special occasions and a black one for everyday.” “Artemis Rex” lambskin coat lined with Rex fur, $1,915 at Osant. “San Sebastián is one of my favorite cities in Spain. Along with the beauty of the city and its surroundings, it offers extraordinary, internationally renowned Basque cuisine — from the famous pinchos [bar snacks] to the restaurants with many Michelin stars.” Old Town and Marina in San Sebastián. Getty Images “Virgin olive oil is one of the staples in my kitchen. Wherever I go, I always have some at home — always a Spanish brand! My children love having a piece of toast with olive oil in the morning.” Nuñez de Prado extra-virgin-olive-oil tin, $27 at Amazon. “I know there are a lot of books about Frida [Kahlo], but Susana Vidal captures the complex personality of this exceptional artist from a different angle. A clear example of female empowerment, the painter has shown that feminism and femininity can coexist.” “Efecto Frida” book by Susana M. Vidal, $22 at Amazon. “I have been the image ambassador for this shoe brand for years. I’m addicted to their shoes, boots and sandals. I can’t take them off.” Boots, price upon request at Gioseppo. “Anytime I’m in Madrid, I love getting together with my friends at one of the many terraces that are open in summer — to have a chat and a drink — or going to a trendy restaurant for dinner. Perrachica is one of those places that mixes beautiful decor with exquisite dishes.” Reservations at Perrachica. “We’re a family that loves sports, especially outdoor sports. With these Australian Reid Cycles, fun is guaranteed!” “Vintage Ladies Deluxe” bicycle, $289 at Reid Cycles. “I’m a huge fan of the new collection of Fendi bags. The ‘Peekaboo’ is incredible, and I’ve got a small black one that I love. I used it every day this summer — it goes well with all types of clothes.” “Peekaboo” bag, $3,390 at Fendi. “Spell is one of my go-to clothing brands. I discovered it years ago, when we settled in Byron Bay. Since then, there’s been no shortage in my wardrobe.” “Jasmine” dress, $199 at Spell Designs. FILED UNDER ALEXA , CELEBRITY STYLE , ELSA PATAKY , NETFLIX , NETFLIX ORIGINALS TRENDING NOW Priest kills himself in church rectory Arrest of Chinese 'princess' exposes world domination plot Why 'Shawskank' thinks Ben Stiller is a 'son-of-a-bitch liar' The Sacha Baron Cohen gag so disturbing that the FBI got involved Todd Bowles erupts at refs after Jets' choke job to Packers Tsunami sweeps away boy band mid-performance in Indonesia Email Newsletters Mobile Apps Contact Us Tips Facebook Twitter Instagram Messenger Email © 2018 NYP Holdings, Inc. All Rights Reserved Terms of Use | Privacy 7. So does this rough-and-ready, dirt-scootin,’ outback-rambling Aussie moisturize? Does he have a regimen? “I do, actually,” he told me. “I didn’t for a while, and my wife would be like, ‘You’ve got to moisturize.’ And I was like, ‘Ah, whatever.’ And then as she began to look younger, and I began to look older, I think she had a point.” (After some research, I can verify his claim that the mother of their three children, actress Elsa Pataky, is indeed pulling a Benjamin Button.) 8. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/02/chris-hemsworth-australia-dundee-skincare/amp 9. HOMETOWN HEROES Does Chris Hemsworth, Man Among Lesser Men, Moisturize His Face? Hemsworth is a walking billboard for Australia’s surf and sun, so some sort of regimen must keep him looking film fresh. KENZIE BRYANTFEBRUARY 4, 2018 9:30 PM By Mark Veltman/The New York Times/Redux. The Super Bowl is over, so you’ll have heard about that Dundee: The Son of a Legend Returns Home movie by now. It’s not a sequel coming soon to a theater near you, but a ploy to convince you to book a gorgeous vacation to Australia, perpetrated by the country’s biggest stars, mainly the global ambassador for Tourism Australia two years running, Chris Hemsworth. He played a small joke on you, but you’ll forgive him. Aussies, they so love to kid. And just look at that face. Can you be mad at that face? I couldn’t. Not because of the Dundee thing, anyway. But I wasn’t in a position to get salty about it; they let me in on the ruse back in early January when I met Hemsworth at the Whitby Hotel in Midtown Manhattan to find out what’s so great about Australia from the country’s walking billboard himself. I did get mad at his face, actually, but for different reasons. His skin—it’s too good. Pictures don’t do it justice. Tan, but dewy. Virtually poreless. No puffiness, no dark circles. The slightest sign of crows feet that only enhance the overall goodness of it all. The kind of glow that, for most people, takes no fewer than 12 products and a quick blood sacrifice to the god of healthful epidermis. I’m almost certain he steps off a plane looking like he does, too. A handler informed me when he arrived that he was “just touching up a bit” for photos. Less than 10 minutes later, they were ushering him toward me. How is he walking around all the time with a face like that? Has Chris Hemsworth been the god of healthful epidermis this whole time? On one hand, the state of his face makes sense: he’s a film star. Of course his skin is good. Thank actor genes or top treatments or those special diets that they only tell the stars who are not like us about. On the other hand, this is Chris Hemsworth, man among lesser men. In his latest film, 12 Strong, he divvies up his time between maneuvering a horse through the desert and firing an M4A1. Every story about him starts with the author writing, “We woke at dawn, for today Chris Hemsworth will show me how to tame a [mountain/ocean/dangerous beast].” When he’s not surfing, he’s hiking. When he’s not hiking, he’s racing horses. When he’s not racing horses, he’s off-roading in some kind of large vehicle. All of his family stories seem to involve knives. I’m fairly certain he works out. The guy lives hard. So does this rough-and-ready, dirt-scootin,’ outback-rambling Aussie moisturize? Does he have a regimen? “I do, actually,” he told me. “I didn’t for a while, and my wife would be like, ‘You’ve got to moisturize.’ And I was like, ‘Ah, whatever.’ And then as she began to look younger, and I began to look older, I think she had a point.” (After some research, I can verify his claim that the mother of their three children, actress Elsa Pataky, is indeed pulling a Benjamin Button.) “So, I do try to moisturize now,” he concedes. “Mainly prevention. I spend a lot of time in the sun, you know. And my eyes are very sensitive, so I’ll squint. Then you’re wrinkled up for three hours in the salt water. So, a really good zinc or a sunscreen is essential, and then I use a lot of coconut oil, actually.” That’s it? That’s it. He subscribes to the minimalist approach to skin care that one might expect from one of those Los Angeles ingenues who has heard tell of this wrinkle thing once or twice, but has no firsthand experience. A bit of sunblock and some coconut oil. “It’s incredibly hydrating,” he said of the oil. “Smells good, too.” He’s never submitted to a facial, he says, but claims to love massages and, ever the good statesman, he name-checked a favorite local (five-hour flight north of his hometown of Byron Bay) resort called Qualia. (In the only evidence I can find of him there, he’s doing Tai Chi on the edge of pool, which seems like an intense method for resort relaxation.) So his diet must have something to do with that glow-from-within look. He drinks Earl Grey, or was drinking it when I spoke with him. He cops to making a mean vegetable stew with “every vegetable you can imagine” that he says his three kids who are five and under have “no choice” but to love. “They’re like, ‘Uh, green’s not such a bad color—it’s familiar.’” It appears the small Hemsworth army that he’s raising will glow their way to the top, too. Maybe the sheen is just a je ne sais Australia. “We don’t tend to be sort of as tightly wound as some people may be,” he said, shrugging. He moved from Los Angeles back to Byron Bay on the East Coast of the continent because in L.A., “Everything reminded me of work and the business and Hollywood and so on.” At home in Byron Bay, a coastal town a couple hours outside Brisbane, he can relax with his family and meet “people in all sorts of different industries and from different lines of work” and “recharge and refocus.” And recharge he must. 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There so bad jamie_nelson330@milesthefoot are u saying that Jay Cutler is better than Tom Brady. If u do then u are high andisukojo@benjamin15599 Unfortunately Bill QB got concussion on their last drive to win it so the Buffalo got dizzy and loose direction. Well, lucky Tom, he is safe now. benjamin15599@andisukojo right... chanlwalker@danjordan_ hahahahaha nateboy001Can't wait for you to piss off to retirement land ⏳ dylanjmgundersonJust because Brady’s the goat. Too many haters. I love it when people hate on someone so hard because that one person knows exactly how phenomenal they are. TB12 is one of those people. _parkerheath_I don’t like u chrisnelson_10@codysanford22 @robert_richards3 summitxmHey 🐐keep it coming. Haters gunna hate. brianbenjamin05Fuck you sport_edits339@ghettogronk the two goats of sports memes _goditwopLmao go brady ben.kerstetterFu nmlss666@fancitou ❤ j.man_and_frienz@tytaylor_05 kadajunkymoney🏆 _lil_juuls_at least the bills kinda made the playoffs lol lets go brady 💪💪 jo.nathan8980m jo.nathan8980573418765465533222222222266653432`@ ayden_weinsteinScrew you @drew_boeing tom is the GOAT jondarvill@cameronagnew_ceo tyler.sticklerYou faggot ovo_lit08The bills are good the goat freedegsFuck you freedegsBills mafia is coming r_weaver31@djmoltenbrey bryce_mclovin32You should grow your hair back [email protected] look who posted this kor.ruechethese comics are great erin_elizabeth244@slester15 joannabakeyFlying .. like BIRDS its_matthewm1011The Bills suck catto_attackoL brazybryan@gisele it's OK I fucked yo wife chris_estudilloHa ha xxnightmare22Tom Brady thinks he is the best melo_is_washedL 15. tory #Effortless hey_im_tyler_02@g0atceltics FUCK YA SELF BITCH aureliusisnthere@i_like_to_play_madden Aaron Rodgers is good but he’s not a goat if you wanna compare stats andisukojoSurprise surprise, the Buffalo sneak in to playoff and if they win against Jaguar, Watch out Tom, the Buffallo will use this picture as motivation to poke their sharp horns to your ass. connor.payne76Hey bud bills made the playoffs what 16. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdGX3YVhYcU/?hl=en 17. 294,226 likes chris_estudilloHa ha xxnightmare22Tom Brady thinks he is the best melo_is_washedL johnny.pecoraL frankiee_0423L dontelpL austinramselL tupacthug4life@summitxm take that l bitch dennish8880@ohkayb93 spotgetscakeL cjcrater1Yo, your fucking creepy airracoon6969L matthewt80121This gets annoying just stop with the weird cartoons. matthewt80121Please xxnightmare22@deancolomban so xxnightmare22@deancolomban no he was doing shit in the super bowl maxandchweese🐐 thiccclaDamn you look good in this noah_patterson_04hillarious bryce.rileyFuck you mateo10_barca@jack_daly45 LOL kristykent_7@joey_pie37 patrick_vailBring these backkkk hannah.reilly@kylescales191 oh DECEMBER 24, 2017 18. hey_im_tyler_02@g0atceltics FUCK YA SELF BITCH 19. mlmaxwell1980@vishnu_avva HAHAHAHAHAHA says the spoiled rotten no nothing about actual football still lovin in mommy and daddy's basement paying no bills child with obvious #daddyissues tryina be hard on social media cause his team can't beat the Patriots? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious fail kid #EasilyOwned No need to respond any further you're an easy victory LMFAO. #Silenced #FlawlessVictory #Effortless hey_im_tyler_02@g0atceltics FUCK YA SELF BITCH aureliusisnthere@i_like_to_play_madden Aaron Rodgers is good but he’s not a goat if you wanna compare stats andisukojoSurprise surprise, the Buffalo sneak in to playoff and if they win against Jaguar, Watch out Tom, the Buffallo will use this picture as motivation to poke their sharp horns to your ass. connor.payne76Hey bud bills made the playoffs what are u doing scheming #cheater andisukojo@pvtw Surprise surprise, Buffalo sneaked in to playoff. After pass Jaguar, they will poke those huge horns to Tom Brady ass. andisukojo@nicklaflamme1 Bufallo team will poke their huge horns to Tom Brady ass, just wait and see. discokingboy1I mean, if you hate tom brady and patriots so much why even come on to his ig? F**k off y'all haters natee.27@steelerbeast79 haha salty ass bitch natee.27@i_like_to_play_madden nah he’s ok but Tom Brady is a 🐐 and you probably some 7 year old hating on instagram, so you can hop out of his account or just log off and go back to Minecraft nigga natee.27@seahawkcorrupt why cause he’s better than your team? steelerbeast79@itsnathanvalles Coming from someone who probably doesn't even know any players who were drafted before brady leonardo__247😂😂😂 kylegidmanU are literally jesus weenieboi69#eat a cookie and tickle your cat yvng.suganips.on.a.killstreak@andisukojo tom just needs to look at the score for motivation hey_im_tyler_02@g0atceltics do u want to go you donut eating pig ass g0atceltics@i_like_to_play_madden haha fuck you . Guaranteed your a 9 year old kid that still needs to hold your moms hand crossing the street [email protected] getting a first round bye cmathy3Goat hey_im_tyler_02@g0atceltics BITCH PLEASE AT LEAST IM NOT A UGLY ASS LIKE U caseyroberts15Goat g0atceltics@i_like_to_play_madden damn bro your rating guys on a scale of cute to ugly . Damn you gay chemicalivey@milesthefoot ya got robbed and lost by 21 saf chemicalivey@steelerbeast79 waaaaa milesthefoot@kingjames3300 😂😂 kid I'm not jealous I know he's better then me but look at you jay cutler hotter and you ball better then everyone maybe in ping pong agents a mokey raidernation52mack@i_like_to_play_madden you don’t even know what he looks like though raidernation52mack@g0atceltics 😂 selma_pires1985🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 chrisgfrancoDamn I didn’t know Tom was about that troll life lol @missjennyr ripvan8164I post the same picture of Tom Brady everyday... or do I? minisavofficialSo mean tyler_333342Disgusting exuse for a man I mean come on what is this shit tyler_333342Bills tryin to get by too old hag💀 [email protected] bro no way this is Santa!?!? benjamin15599@andisukojo how did that go? joey.gagne@deancolomban jealousy willheckman13@andisukojo how did it go for the bills dumbass. There so bad jamie_nelson330@milesthefoot are u saying that Jay Cutler is better than Tom Brady. If u do then u are high andisukojo@benjamin15599 Unfortunately Bill QB got concussion on their last drive to win it so the Buffalo got dizzy and loose direction. Well, lucky Tom, he is safe now. benjamin15599@andisukojo right... chanlwalker@danjordan_ hahahahaha nateboy001Can't wait for you to piss off to retirement land ⏳ dylanjmgundersonJust because Brady’s the goat. Too many haters. I love it when people hate on someone so hard because that one person knows exactly how phenomenal they are. TB12 is one of those people. _parkerheath_I don’t like u chrisnelson_10@ 20. minisavofficialSo mean tyler_333342Disgusting exuse for a man I mean come on what is this shit

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Because I am a very bored insomniac/

1 - Who was the last person you texted? My big sister.

2 - When is your birthday? In the summer (not giving a date to remain anonymous).

3 - Who do you want to be with right now? Would be nice to be with all of my siblings (both biological and unoficially adopted), my partner, my bestie and her partner.

4 - What sports do you play? I really don’t to be honest, I do like to swim though.

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts? My besties partner (its alphabetical and hes an A).

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment? Currently really into Galway girl or Castle on the Hill by Ed Sheeran

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with? My partner, bestie or big sister, I think any of them could be grounded and level headed enough to get us off the island.

8 - What do you feel right now? Rising panic about deadlines, super tired, looking forward to visiting the zoo on monday.

9 - What chocolate is your favorite? Cadburys.

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? A few, but only one serious.

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account? A friend was on it and I wanted to see what all of the hype was about, that was about 6 years ago now and I am still at it.

12 - Who is your favorite blogger? Really awful but I dont know anyone as such, I like all of the blogs that I follow but I dont pay much attention to usernames.

13 - Where do you want to be right now? Near the sea.

14 - What do you want to be in the future? I want to be a counsellor,

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why? Earlier today, I had a low blood suagr and was attempting and failing to open a tin of tuna, I was crying at my failure (things which arent really tings become things when you are low).

16 - Are you happy? Not overly, I have moments of happy, but I arent at my best right now.

17 - Who do you miss? All of my siblings, bioligcal and adopted.

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life? Yes and no, I have a dark past which I am still trying to get over, and given the chance i would love to make myself more confident, more able to love life and not be such a pain in the ass, but my life and all of its shit has brought me to the people i know and love today and i cant escape that fact, and i love the people who i do love all the more vigorously because I had such a shitty start, so in some ways it has been a blessing as well as a curse.

19 - What was the best thing you were given? My big sisters trust.

20 - Who was the last person who called you? My besties partner.

21 - What is your favorite dish? Fajitas.

22 - Who is your bestfriend? I wont name her, but she is a beauty and she is wonderful and i love her to bits.

23 - What is your biggest regret? Not speaking up about my abuse sooner than I did, and leaving my younger siblings/.

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner? Never.

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with? Partner, bestie, big sister.

26 - Name someone pretty. My bestie.

27 - Who was the last person you hugged? My partner.

28 - What kind of music do you listen to? Absolutley anything, I like most things.

29 - Are you over your past? Not even fucking close, I wish i was though/

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts? A dickhead who I was forced into group work with, I really need to delete his number because I’d be happy never to see the bastard again in my life.

31 - What kind of person do you want to date? Already dating and I am happy with him, he pisses me off and gets on my nerves, but also wont take too much of my shit and can keep me in check when its needed, hes a good balance.

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night? Yes, I am up here writing answers to this thing because I am having trouble sleeping.

33 - From whom was the last text message you received? My big sister.

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt? Jeans.

35 - How’s your heart? Hurting, broken at times and clogged up with junk food, but also kind when it wants to be.

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”? I did a very long time ago, his name was Josh.

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment? Yeah, I kind of like my partner.

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend? Fucking hit us up once in a while, we all miss having you around (seriously, I am on good terms with him).

39 - Do you have any phobias? dark, spiders, heights, snakes, men, car horns, small spaces, being trapped, the list is pretty extensive.

40 - Did you try to change for a person? Yes, for my parents, and everytime they werent bothered and I felt like shit so i have stopped trying now.

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone? I wrote my bestie a full notebook full of quptes which are inspiring and hopefully make her feel stronger and then gave it to her a couple of christmasses ago, it made her cry.

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship? Nope, I am happy with my current one/

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood? Neither, I am feeling pretty neurtal.

44 - Name someone you can’t live without. Partner, bestie, siblings (bio and adopted).

45 - Describe your dream date. A carpet picnic with all my favourite foods and fizzy pop, followed by the making of a den and watching disney films while being chilled, lots of laughing.

46 - Describe your dream wedding. Unusual, i want things which are slightly more non-traditiona. I want a tea length dress, but i also want a pair of white converse because i hate heels or anyything too girly. There have to be lights everywhere, I want to feel as though there are stars surrounding me even when i am inside. for the first dance i want it to finish with a kind of flashmob. if anybody is bored at all i will be unhappy, i want lots of laughter and people being together. The colour scheme is pink and blue, to match my engagement ring and our favourite colours.

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s? None, we dont celebrate it.

48 - Have you ever been kissed? Lots.

49 - How long is your longest relationship? 5 years and counting.

50 - Do you regret your past? Some of it, not all.

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else? I have done on multiple occasions, but if it helps them it isnt stupid.

52 - Have you ever cried over someone? lots of times.

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone? A few people, i’d like to say i dont but i would be lying.

54 - Are you a crybaby? At certain things, at other thing i am the most hard faced bitch in the world.

55 - Do people praise you for your looks? My partner and bestie do at times, i think they lie though.

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t? Once when i was younger, onlly because he was gay though and apparently i was the only person in the world who couldnt see it/.

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret? Yeah, I said a few choice words to someone who was a horrible, nasty piece of work. I shpouldnt have done it, but i dont regret it to this day.

58 - Do you like getting hurt? No, but from the amount i do you’d think I do.

59 - Does anyone hate you? Probably, i tried to take my abuser to court so at the very least I imagine he and his family hate me.

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”? Never slapped anyone.

61 - What hair color do you prefer? I love bright colours, give me a pink or a blue anyday, I did it once before but i arent brave enough to do it again and it is a pain in the ass if you want to change colour again.

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it? My reaction to trauma/

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment? yes.

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself? yes.

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school? I’m at uni, and i did up until about a month ago but theyre no longer in my life so its fine now.

66 - Can you live without internet? Yes but it would be a struggle I imagine.

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone? We found love, Rhianna/

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears? Sometimes and around some people. not so much around certain others.

69 - Are you a crybaby? Sometimes.

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical? Most of my life/.

71 - Are you a KPOP fan? Not overly.

72 - Do you study hard? When panic overtakes me.

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love? yes, my mental health and almost sanity to protect my siblings.

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight? yes.

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat? yes.

76 - Did you have an accident last year? Yes, every flaming day of the year probably, i am accident prone,

77 - What kind of person are you? Id like to think i am caring and compassionate, I am very quick witted, sarcastic and stubborn as a mule. Easily anxious, but I will do anything if i love someone enough, it takes me a long time to trust though and i am wary of poeple which might make me seem standoffish at times.

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone? i had a really bad intrusive thought once about stabbing my abusive stepmother, but i am in control of myself so i put down the knife (it was a butter knife and wouldnt have done any harm anyway) and went into a other room and went back to finish my food later. I dont think i could deal with bbeing a murderer.

79 - Have you ever been jealous? Not really.

80 - How can you prove your love to someone? Be there for them always, let ythem know you wont leave them and supportthem even when they are being difficult and when thir demons dont play well with yur own/

81 - What are you thinking right now? How much id love to sleep.

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts? Another member from that infernal group whose number I also need to delete to have them truly removed from my life.

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase? oh yeah, the vast majority of my childhood.

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel? yes, so many times.

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone? of course, but only to my bestie and that doesnt count, shes a sounding board as i am to her.

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone? of course, I have lived over 20 years you’re bound to argue with someone in that time.

87 - Do you have trust issues? Massive ones.

88 - Are you broken-hearted? Somedays/

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? My partner.

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it? Jury’s out. I have been told it is but I arent sure, and I arent sure I am really qualified to make that opinion yet.

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”? Nom i wasnt abused as a child because it 3wwas meant to be, my life isnt a fucking superhero movie, i was abused because a sick fuck abused me, there is no higher power or bigger picture to it, it was just shit.

92 - Who do you want to marry?My partner.

93 - Do you believe in destiny? Not really.

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”? I dont do soulmate, but I have already found the person i want to spend the rest of my life with/

95 - How do you look right now? Like utter shite.

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies? yes

97 - Have you found your true love? i hope so

98 - What should you be doing right now? sleeping or studying

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.nope/

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough? all the fucking time.

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