#cruise saga

[blueengland-ocposting]

R1 M8 - Copy VS Purple

[Purple walks up to the battling room, Copy following closly behind.]

PURPLE: Hey Blue, we're here for the match. BLUE: Sorry, no can do, something's busted the reality morpher thingy. BLUE: I'm trying to repair it but I have no idea what any of this stuff is! COPY: -_- BLUE: ...Um. Yeah. BLUE: A- anyways, match is postponed unless you can find somewhere else that's not in this world. PURPLE: Okay, yeah.

[Purple takes a few steps back, pretty much immediately falling through a portal.]

COPY: (0_0) BLUE: Damn it, I need to get this fixed! BLUE: Stupid reality warper, stupid portals to other worlds, stupid stupid. BLUE: Can you go down there and see if she's alright?

[Copy nods and jumps down.]

BLUE: Thanks.

BLUE: Woah, girl, are you alright? RED: Out of the way loverboy! RED: Hey, Purple, get up.

[Purple stood up, slightly dazed.]

PURPLE: I feel weird... GREEN: Well you did just fall out of the sky.

RED: Where did you go, anyways? BLUE: Yeah, I was going to talk to you then you just... fell through the floor? GREEN: Didn't Black do that? RED: Yeah. PURPLE: I was on a boat, and... there was like... more dimensions? PURPLE: I could look to the left and right and there'd be stuff there instead of walls. RED: Walls? BLUE: Woah girl, you might be going crazy. PURPLE: Maybe you can't see or feel them because you've never known a world without those restrictions. GREEN: You sound weird... BLUE: Yeah... I'm gonna walk away...

[Copy falls on top of Blue.]

BLUE: Ow! COPY: ómò RED: Hey! Do you want to fight!? GREEN: Yay! Violence! RED: Purple take this! PURPLE: Red, no-

[Red shoves a giant knife... thing into her arms.]

PURPLE: Red! It's- RED: Squashing our friend! GREEN: Fight!

#cruise saga #match voting #purple stickgirl #copy counter #blueengland #rgb red #rgb green #rgb blue

[pizzawendell]

Turns out that if you listen to a minimum of two hours of mountain goats songs a day spotify will conclude that you are sixty years old and start placing ads for over 50s cruises and heart medicine on your headphones

#the mountain goats #tmg #john darnielle #saga cruises

[guiltypleasurefandomface]

Brian and Roger on a leisurely Saga Cruise. They've been invited to dine with the captain.

Roger: a boat like this can go 23 knots can't it

Captain: oh only if we jettisoned a few things along the way, like passengers. No, max speed with full cruise cap is about 8, 12 if we have to make haste for the weather

Roger: have you ever tried to go faster?

Captain oh nooo no no, I stick to the safety limits

Brian: You'll have to excuse Rog here, he always thinks the faster something goes the better it all is.

Everybody slowly looks over to him and a rather well dressed elderly lady gives him a withering look as her fork is paused on its journey from the plate to her mouth. Brian realises how whta he'd just said sounds like.

Random passenger on the table that sounds suspiciously like Shane Richie: Know from experience do you? 😉

Brian: I... That didn't come out quite the way *Looks at Roger desperately*

Rogee: You walked yourself into that one you can walk yourself back out

Random other passenger: Not to worry mate, we all have our marital problems.

-

Rog: it's cold, don't stay out here too long

Brian: I wont

Rog: I don't fancy a repeat of edinburgh

Brian: I don't fancy that either

Rog: Good so go inside your cabin and sleep

Brian: ill just be another half an hour. You never see stars like this at home

Rog:... I know..

Roger goes inside, goes in to his cabin and gets on to his cabins phone and requests that someone goes by the deck in half an hour and check if Brian has gone inside or not. He tells them if he's still outside make up some excuse like cleaning the deck for the morning to get him inside. They say yes and Roger goes to bed feeling easy.

-

Staff member: Excuse me? Mr May? Er, I mean doctor... Sir Doctor

Brian, amused but too tired to correct them: Yes?

Staff: well. Er. I'm clearing the deck so we can start setting up for the morning, I'm sorry to disturb you but... Er... You're best going inside. And you do look quite tired... And it is a bit chilly.

Brian, with a knowing glint in his eye: hmm yes I was starting to feel it. Alright, I will do. Have a good night.

Staff: Goodnight Doctor- Er Sir...

Brian, tired but politely: Goodnight.

- the next morning at breakfast -

Rog: Didn't fall over board then?

Brian: no and bizarrely at about the time I was going to go to bed a young man came up to me

Rog: oh yeah? This is sounding very 1970s... De ja vous.

Brian: Funny... He told me he was cleaning up and I looked tired and cold and I should go in. The funny thing is, he wasn't even carrying a a mop or a bucket or a feather duster.

Rog: That is strange.

Brian: hmm.

Rog: Well maybe he's just the guy to clear the area. You know, get pesky guests to go to bed before the cleaning crew turn up.

Brian: hmm... Yes maybe. Or maybe someone very kind and thoughtful sent him my way to make sure I got to bed alright.

Rog: Are you having a proper English or the rabbit food Version?

Brian, smiling but giving up... I'll have the veggie version.

Rog: alright. Lets flag down someone....

#Not a fic #The saga cruise idea #Maylor

[extremelygaywizard]

@oneoflifessimplejoys 💯

#edward cullen #the twilight saga #twilight #tom cruise #val kilmer

[genericswordsmaiden]

Newsflash! Tonight I won't be liveblogging about Rogue Nation because my aunt invited me to her place to watch Top Gun Maverick since it's finally airing on TV. Some quality times with the relatives!

#either way it's still part of the neverending saga of #tom cruise's bizarre adventures #top gun maverick #claire.txt

[metrocentric]

Whigfield con "Saturday night" - Arena Suzuki dai 60 ai 2000 - 27/09/2023

Italy has the third most swiftly ageing demographic in the world, and to hear people talk you’d think that was a bad thing.

#lunedì di musica #music monday #whigfield #cruise ship vibe #proper saga business #managed decline #degrowth

[stepharts]

I’m sorry Mr. Shan but no

#we want Sire March not Sire Scientology #we all know Matt Berry has Vancha energy #and would make a much better Vancha #there are plenty of great options and Tom Cruise is not one of them #Darren Shan #saga of darren shan #cdf #cirque du freak #txt

[merelyroleplayers]

Do you enjoy sci-fi stories where the antagonist is an AI that manifests on screens as a shifting geometric pattern, and predicts everyone's every move using a sophisticated simulation of the entire universe?

Have you already seen Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning part 1?

Let us recommend:

Parallax

A Merely Roleplayers production in 3 parts: Parallax Core (4 acts), Parallax Converging (5 Acts), Parallax Inverted (5 acts)

Playing Impulse Drive by Adrian Thoen

#Spotify #merely roleplayers #actual play #actual play podcast #ttrpg #pbta #powered by the apocalypse #impulse drive #adrian thoen #space opera #ai villains #mission impossible #mission impossible dead reckoning #merely parallax #parallel invention #we have generously decided not to try to sue Tom Cruise #blackshaw saga #mission impossible spoilers

[quixoticanarchy]

my coworker will not stop talking about this time she was on a cruise ship that got stranded out in the gulf of mexico and everyone was panicking and people were splitting up into factions like it’s lord of the fucking flies and she was so terrified of the guys in the “predatory faction” and also terrified of being a sitting duck for pirates and she just couldn’t believe in a ship of three thousand civilians no one had any military training that could’ve kept everything in line and like... I don’t have the time nor desire to unpack everything you’re revealing about the way your mind works but girl. you chose to get on a cruise ship I don’t know what to tell you

#i procrastinate so much at work as it is but after being treated to this saga I think I’d rather do my actual job #also sorry if you’re a cruise ship type I guess but I cannot stand them #I dealt with enough tourists who’d just gotten off cruises they’re a special and largely unpleasant type #and they really will tell you the most miserable stories and then finish by urging you to go book your own cruise. without exception #skravler #cruise ships

[tsukikoayanosuke]

Wondrous Theater of Youth Program 7th Gen - Playwrite (Twisted Disney Cruise)

Playwriters are the ones who are in charge of the script. Working together with the director, they write the script that can be visualized on stage.

This department is twisted from the gacha game Bungou to Alchemist, a Japanese game where you are a librarian and your job is to protect literature by summoning reincarnations of famous Japanese authors.

For the current class, there are two:

Saga Nightingale - twisted from Shiga Naoya. He’s a senior/4th year and this is the second time he joined the cruise. Coming from a prestigious high school and a wealth family, Saga is a blunt young man who is serious with his writing and often giving criticism.

Momo Twilight - twisted from Dazai Osamu. She’s a freshman/1st year, making this her first time on the cruise. She’s describe as a class clown and “only uses her braincell when needed”. 

#i am obsessed with bunal recently #i have to make some twisted oc from it #this is one of the huge reason this twisted disney cruise is made #i finally figure out the uniform #yes it's based on donald duck #momo lost her hat and doesn't know how to wear ribbon #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #twisted disney cruise #saga nightingale (my oc) #momo twilight (my oc)

[pluralprogramming]

I wish I was pretty. (headspace)

#michael(she/they) #scream's pretty #they're slim #have hair full of character #four eyes (literally) #sharp teeth #i'm a 6'9 freak with shoulders broader than a fucking cruise ship #my hair's soft but that's all i really have going for me #i'm so jealous of scream #they'd tease me to death if they found out #i just feel ugly i guess #''michael you're so strong and tough'' i don't fucking want to be #i want to be a pretty princess #''crush me between your thighs'' i don't want to i want to be carried bridal style and dip-kissed #i could ask hugo to ''fix'' my body in headspace but then everyone would know it was a problem to me #so i either suffer in silence or fucking everyone knows about how hideous i feel #it stinks #michael's self confidence saga

[blueengland-ocposting]

R1 M3 - Med-Kit VS Diamond

[Blue is dragging Diamond and Med-Kit to the battle room]

BLUE: Come on it's time for you two to come into my funny room! BLUE: Then I can actually set up stuff for my guests! BLUE: Those slimes are so funny I tell you! BLUE: I did tell you right? You didn't know beforehand?

[Silence.]

BLUE: Oh, whatever.

[Blue tosses them into the room, Med-Kit slamming face-first into the button. The room doesn't change this time, instead a portal opens leading the two into a grassy area.]

DIAMOND: Hey this place looks like the first season of BFHP! DIAMOND: The one that didn't get shown to people past episode five! MED-KIT: Uh, yeah, I guess.

[Another Med-Kit runs straight into Med-Kit. This one has a bandaged handle.]

Alt. MED-KIT: Ah! Alt. MED-KIT: S- sorry I- I was j- just I- MED-KIT: Hey, what's wrong? You can talk to me, me. Alt. MED-KIT: T- there's someone who's trying to kill me! Y- you have to-

[She sees Diamond, who waves. She screams before running away, dragging Med-Kit with her, hiding behind a large wall.]

MED-KIT: What's wrong with Diamond? Alt. MED-KIT: Y- your Diamond isn't a killer? Alt. MED-KIT: M- mine... he... Alt. MED-KIT: He's the one that did this to me!

[She points to her handle.]

MED-KIT: Oh no..

[Meanwhile...]

DIAMOND: Wow this place is really peaceful! DIAMOND: i'm sure absolutely nothing bad has ever happened here! Alt. DIAMOND: How... interesting... Alt. DIAMOND: Two of me? Alt. DIAMOND: I could destroy every recovery machine in the entire universe... Alt. DIAMOND: Death would be everywhere... Alt. DIAMOND: Heheheheh...

[He walks up to Diamond.]

Alt. DIAMOND: Helllloooo buddy... Alt. DIAMOND: How fond are you of killing? DIAMOND: I mean I'll do it if I need to progress but otherwise it's just meaningless. Alt. DIAMOND: Wow... Alt. DIAMOND: That's quite... Alt. DIAMOND: Selfish. Alt. DIAMOND: You only do it for monetary value?

[Alt. Diamond lunges, the knife clanging uselessly against Diamond's body.

Alt. DIAMOND: Heh. Hahahah.

[Alt. Diamond pulls out another knife.]

DIAMOND: Is that... DIAMOND: Rainbowite?

[It changes colour to white.]

Alt. DIAMOND: Perfect for shattering...

[Diamond runs behind the convenient wall.]

DIAMOND: Looks like we'll need to work together... MED-KIT: As much as I despise you, you're right. MED-KIT: Alright other me, we're going to save you and lock up this maniac! Alt. MED-KIT: Th- thanks...

#blueengland #shiny diamonds #med.kit #match voting #cruise saga

[oddmanoutninja]

Smoke On The Cruise is Out Now!

Mystique power and influence reveal themselves from the shadows. Deep connections, unanswered questions, and a cruise ship with unforgettable passengers. Detective Reisen must overcome lunacy to enjoy luxury on his voyage. Back home Detective Dewalt and Captain Davis launch an exploration to unravel a horrendous orchestra playing deafening deceit. Approx. 23,100 words. Purchase the eBook today…

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#1 #2 #author #book #ebook #novella #paperback #preston olson #shields and shadows saga #smoke on the cruise

[kreuzfahrttester]

Sturm auf See: 100 Verletzte an Bord während einer Luxuskreuzfahrt

An Bord der “Spirit of Discovery”, einem Schiff der Saga Cruises Flotte, kam es zu chaotischen Szenen, als etwa 100 Kreuzfahrer während eines heftigen Sturms leichte bis mittelschwere Verletzungen erlitten. Die Kreuzfahrtgesellschaft bestätigte die Ereignisse. Die ereignisreiche Reise führte die “Spirit of Discovery”, ein Schiff, das besonders auf die Bedürfnisse von über 50-Jährigen…

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#kreuzfahrt news #nachrichten Kreuzfahrt #news #Saga Cruises #verletzte An bord

[extremelygaywizard]

Some folks may say that Facebook is "out" and "old". This is the first thing that was on my feed, you would not get this quality anywhere else. Bring back facebook 2024.

#the twilight saga #carlisle cullen #twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #tom cruise #funny memes

[todays-problematic-ship]

Today's Problematic Ship is the Satoshi

The Satoshi was a cruise ship owned by Ocean Builders, a company dedicated to "seasteading," an attempt to create a seabourne community free of laws imposed on dry land, with strong ties to the cryptocurrency movement.

The 1991-built ship, originally named Regal Princess but renamed Pacific Dawn in 2007, was purchased by Ocean Builders in the middle of the Covid-19 pandemic in 2020. The idea was to permanently anchor the ship in Panamian waters, as the central hub of an eventual community of "SeaPods", essentially individual houses at sea, which would be arranged around the Satoshi in the form of a Bitcoin B.

It quickly became evident that the people running Ocean Builders had no understanding of how to operate a ship: they initially failed to ensure their ship had certificate of seaworthiness to allow it to sail to Panama (where the venture was to be based), and even after this no-one was willing to insure the ship, making it impossible for passengers to live onboard. They also planned to re-engine the ship while it was out at sea, a physically impossible task to accomplish without sinking the ship in the process.

The leadership of Ocean Builders blamed all this on shipping being "plagued by over-regulation." (Many of our entries here at Today's Problematic Ship demonstrate those regulations exist for a reason). The end result was predictable: by the time the Satoshi arrived in Panama it had been sold to an Indian shipbreaker.

Except Ocean Builders had signed a contract they could not honour: according to the Basel Convention, which covers the disposal of hazardous waste, they weren’t allowed to send the ship from a signatory country (Panama) to a non-signatory country (India). Thus the sale was cancelled, and subsequently the ship was arrested by Panamian authorities.

Eventually, the Satoshi was sold in 2021 a different startup company, Ambassador Cruise Line. The new venture, who actually knew how to operate a cruise ship, started successful operations with the former Satoshi, now renamed Ambience, in 2022.

The Guardian has a detailed article about the saga of the Satoshi and the seasteading movement.

#problematic ships #cruise ship #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #satoshi