#crunchity munchity

[iaminevitable012]

do y'all ever just get the urge to eat a lightbulb

#lightbulb #scrumptious #it's not just me right #please #but like they look yum #they would go crumch #crunchity munchity #see #delicious

[telethrutime]

It’s a lil irritating when I see a post on TikTok and I KNOW it’s a stolen post from tumblr w a couple words changed but I haven’t seen it since 2016

#especially like #pukicho and biggest gaudiest patronuses posts that have been circling for years #or fish #y’all remember the fish blog #I’m gonna eat your shower curtain #mine’s made out of glass #crunchity munchity #the amount of times I’ve seen that

[totaleclipse573]

Doleon would eat rocks. Its all he's eaten since his revival. Them FANGS can bite through rock. Crunch. Rocks for dinner. No, says platypus he found, you cannot eat rocks. How do you even eat rocks.

Crunchity munchity what does it look like

#crunchity munchity bitch #sonic oc #doleon doom #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic fandom #sonic au #oc universe au #randomness

[mangoob]

M U N C H

#munchity crunchity #eddsworld #tord eddsworld #ew #tord #tom #tom eddsworld #matt #matt eddsworld #monster tom #redraw #my art

[cthulhusstepmom]

glass in the palm is bad, but by god dont eat the preserves either, the blood doesn't matter but you're gonna eat glass, dont do it, that shit will fuck you up soso bad

I don't fear god you think a little glass can stop me?

#crunchity munchity then #your valiant effort is appreciated anon but ive committed now

[sspacegodd]

The best method to determine if a group is a cult is the BITE model by Steven Hassan, a cult expert and former cult member himself. (BITE stands for Behavior Control, Information Control, Thought Control, and Emotional Control.) The cult decides how you dress, how you behave, who you marry and how. They control what you know, blocking all information from the outside world. They control how you feel and what you’re allowed to think with threats of both social and supernatural harm. That's a cult.

ALL of these points describe Donald Trump and the MAGA rightwing perfectly. They're a cult.

#trump #maga #president #cult #brainwash #indoctrinate #lie #rightwing #charlesoberonn #crunchity-munchity #steven hassan #bite #mind control #thought police

[starberry-skies]

Wowowweeewow (hi)

hihi!! what's up?

#ask #crunchity-munchity #🐉 crunchy

[ykimchi]

this reads like most of the posts on this site

#crunchity munchity ig

[s4turday-sun]

mmmMMMMMM delicious ao3 stats feed me kudos

#xx freddie #munchity crunchity

[meanya]

You have bacically the same name as me! I spell mine differently tho (same pronunciation)

VERY late on this but!!! Super cool!!! I don't meet a lot of people with my name so when I do it's always like *Spiderman pounting meme*

I've seen it spelled "Anja" before, is that your spelling? That's actually how many name was gonna be spelled before my parents changed their mind (they thought people would mispronounce it... but then substitute teacher mispronounced it all the time anyways so 🤷‍♀️)

#ask #clearing out my inbox finally #crunchity-munchity #anya rambles

[siglai]

hands u a cokoie. engoy

C OOKIE 🙏 thjanku you

#ᓚᘏᗢ ; asks #ᓚᘏᗢ ; friends #munchity crunchity

[superdogbiter]

Bowser:"If you disrespect me again,i will eat your shower curtains"

Luigi:"I have-a......glass doors"

Bowser:"Well crunchity munchity bitch,you think that will stop me?

#the super mario bros movie #luigi #bowser #bowuigi #source:tumblr

[jackobbit]

Sorry if the quality is crunchity munchity, I have no clue why I made a canvas that was so small but I did-

n e wayz, from the weekly Magma! Solar Flare my beloved

[ID: A Magma drawing of Solar Flare from the Working for EVIL Au. Solar Flare is a boxy robot colored using oranges, browns and yellows. They have a circular head, several angled rays that surround their head, triangular shoulder pads, and long rounded arms and legs. They have a permanent smile made out of an air vent located on their face. They fly straight up into the sky, the background behind them being that of a sunset. One leg is lifted higher than the other, while Solar Flares arms are held out slightly, jets stem from the base of Solar Flares feet, allowing them to fly. They look off to the left, just slightly away from the viewer. In the bottom left hand corner is a signature, reading “@.jackobbit”. /End ID]

#TSaMS Solar flare #Sams Solar flare #the Sun and moon show solar flare #TSaMS #the Sun and moon show #I really need to redesign Bloodmoon #not by much #but just a hair #that way he can more easily animated like SF’s design #but before I get to THAT point I need to stop drawing Solar Flare for five seconds to do so #which is: impossible #working for E.V.I.L. Au #working for E.V.I.L. Solar Flare #my art

[zootopiathingz]

Nick, interrogating a suspect: talk right now or else I will go to your house and eat your shower curtain.

Suspect: my shower curtain is made of glass..

Nick: well crunchity munchity then, you think that’ll stop me?

#Judy: is utterly mortified #zootopia #incorrect quotes #incorrect zootopia quotes #nick wilde #source: unknown

[dragonflavoredcake]

Bdubs: Disrespect me again and I'll eat your shower curtain! Impulse: Impulse: I have glass doors . . . Bdubs: Well CRUNCHITY MUNCHITY then, you think that's gonna stop me?!

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #bdubs #bdoubleo100 #bdouble0100 #bdoubleo #bdouble0 #impulse #impulsesv #hermitcraft #hermitblr #cw eating mention

[nothazellevesque]

Okay, rereading pjo as an adult made me realize that Luke and the titans really used the geneva conventions as more of a geneva checklist. like bro technically did all but FOUR of the war crimes outlined in the geneva conventions. and he technically attempted summary execution, but he failed. let’s recap and go over what Luke did and where it fits as a war crime:

Willful killing, or causing great suffering or serious injury to body or health- literally all of the shit he does. Luke breaks this one with the pit scorpion in book ONE, and then keeps on breaking it every book.

Torture or inhumane treatment- okay so technically Luke is a victim of torture and inhumane treatment by kronos, and kronos tortures folks with Ominous And Scary Dreams.

Unlawful wanton destruction or appropriation of property- Luke/kronos goes absolutely HAM with the scythe and wrecks olympus. and a lot of Manhattan.

Forcing a prisoner of war to serve in the forces of a hostile power- okay so technically, luke HAS no prisoners of war, but he blackmails silena to serve him as a spy. she is not physically held captive in the traditional sense, but she is forced to serve out of fear for her and her loved ones’ safety. technically not a traditional prisoner of war, but DEFINITELY not a willing member of the titan force (i have no idea how to classify silena, really) also forces annabeth to hold up the sky so atlas can be free, literally forcing her to serve his goals.

Depriving a prisoner of war of a fair trial- technically has no prisoners of war in the traditional sense, but considering percy and his friends are briefly held prisoner by Luke and he tries to kill percy by letting antaeus, ethan, and a dracaena attack him without him being formally accused of a crime, i think this counts in the loosest sense of the law.

Unlawful deportation, confinement or transfer- annabeth in the titan’s curse. while technically not shown in the books, she did NOT make it from that cliff at westover all the way to mount othrys on her own or willingly. sorry girl

Taking hostages- annabeth. all those mortals on the princess andromeda. man took a LOT of hostages

Directing attacks against civilians- he puts all of New York City to sleep. not ONE of those people is a combatant, Luke. those are civilians, Luke. You did a war crime, Luke.

Misusing a flag of truce, a flag or uniform of the enemy- kronos literally wearing Luke as a skin suit. While Luke may have been an enemy combatant to percy and camp half blood, it is VERY apparent that he is fighting for some aspect of control and does not want to be kronos’s skin suit (as exemplified by his conversation with annabeth). or, a more obvious example, Luke masquerading as a normal camper while doing kronos’s bidding in the early days. man DEFINITELY wore the camp shirt while doing his evil deeds.

Settlement of occupied territory- taking over the princess andromeda. does a cruise ship count as territory? Idk. but i don’t think the titans built a whole ass cruise ship JUST for luke and kronos’s coffin and then decided to let a bunch of random mortals on. those folks were most likely already on there.

Deportation of inhabitants of occupied territory- the mortals on the princess andromeda are NOT present after sea of monsters. so where did they go?

Using poison weapons- idk what to classify the lydian drakon as. is that thing a combatant? a weapon? whatever it is, it has poison, and it kills people, which is Not Allowed. also Ethan’s little poison knife stab on annabeth. little war crime bestie

Using civilians as shields- wtf else would you call just leaving all those sleeping mortals on the street in Manhattan if not human shields?

Using child soldiers- okay to be fair EVERYONE in the pjo universe does this war crime. so ill give Luke a slight pass

Firing upon a Combat Medic with clear insignia- the Apollo cabin. those kids are the closest we got to combat medics in these books, and the monsters definitely try and munchity crunchity the fuck out of those kids

Murder, cruel or degrading treatment and torture- um… literally EVERYTHING luke/kronos unleashes upon the campers? idk what you would call a POISON ACID SPITTING DRAGON HITTING YOU IN THE FACE if not torture. also. he murders ethan. that’s definitely a thing he does. if the shard of weapon in Ethan’s body doesn’t kill him before kronos drop kicks him through a pit hundreds of stories above the ground, that drop definitely will. sorry ethan.

Pillaging- technically he does not do MUCH pillaging, but the stealing of the helm of darkness and the lightning bolt, and other minor things counts i think

idk if luke and kronos know about the geneva conventions, but they definitely exist in universe, so… have fun at The Hague with your war crimes mcgrimes headasses

#pjo #percy jackson #ethan nakamura #luke castellan #the Titan army: kronos’s war crime emporium #can’t wait to see which war crimes luke does in the show