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(Romantic) Kinderfänger relationship headcanons
With the Kinderfänger series dropping today, I thought I’d post some headcanons!
Given the Kinderfänger’s deal with children, I feel like he’d go for a partner with a very parental-oriented personality. Someone genuinely warm, kind and concerned for the welfare of others.
He would observe for a while, watching silently from the shadows. If he can’t get to you, he’ll send one of his thralls to watch you for him. Then, one night, you go to sleep — and you wake up in a dank, dimly-lit sewer with a cloaked figure hovering over you.
You are the only adult that The Kinderfänger even remotely respects. For this reason, he will keep the utmost tabs on you. He will be very reluctant to let you leave his lair, because he worries you won’t return. Not even his music could describe the elation he feels when you return like you said you would.
Seeing you smile, hearing you laugh, just seeing you in a good mood makes his cold, dead heart feel as if he weren’t an undead creature of pain and despair. Especially if he is the reason for your good mood — knowing that he’s capable of bringing you happiness soothes his tortured soul.
His child thralls are deathly protective of you. You are the only one they answer to besides their master. If someone won’t stop causing you trouble, they will take care of it without hesitation.
He loves to play his flute for you. If you’re feeling down, he’ll play a song to lift your spirits. If you’re angry or upset, he’ll play a song to calm you down. If you’re tired, he’ll lull you and the children to sleep with a soft lullaby.
He’s not much of a cuddler, but he loves to hold your hand. The children will hug you for him as you leave the lair. But if you really need it, he’ll give you a hug before you drift off to sleep.
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doodleferp · 4 years
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With the announcement of the new Kinderfänger series, you know I had to do it to em
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artblooger19moon · 4 years
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KINDERFANGER
The Pied Piper
@crypttv / @kinderfänger
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monarchcelebi · 6 years
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Wanted to make a little post with gifs from my favorites Crypt TV videos! Here is a link to their channel:
 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpJ6Dn01AqjvFVN2EiK72Ag/videos
Enjoy! 
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cinema-neilton1962 · 4 years
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None can resist his deadly song...KINDERFÄNGER premieres October 30th! Kinderfanger #crypttv #cryptmonsters #cryptmonsteruniverse #halloween #horror #horrorfilm #horrorseries #scary #creepy #monster #spooky #newshow #horrorshow Credits:@crypttv (em Tijuca, Rio De Janeiro, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGdkOhjnV59/?igshid=1qta6zol2f55z
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How would Look-see, Soot, Kinderfänger, and the Mordeo Queen take care of their s/o while she’s on her period?
Hope these are to your liking! College is a bitch.
Look-See, Soot, The Kinderfänger, and the Mordeo Queen taking care of their fem!s/o on her period
Warning: mentions of blood
The Look-See
Will be at your beck and call for the entire week. Too wrecked by cramps to get up and go anywhere? He’ll go and get stuff for you. You’re too hot? Off go the blankets and on goes the AC.
100/10 will sneak out of the house and steal whatever you want. If you make a passing comment about how you wished you had some mint chocolate chip ice cream, he’ll be out the door and come back with a shit-ton of ice cream. Just... don’t turn on the news. You don’t wanna know what he did to get it.
If you can’t get out of bed, he’ll just flip down there with you and snuggle you. He’s a very touchy-feely monster, so this is his element. He’ll hold you to his chest, stroke your hair, and purr to lull you to sleep.
Soot
He will immediately roll with the punches the second the red devil hits the house. He’s no stranger to blood at all, but he still gets worried when he comes to your house one day and smells a suspicious amount of iron in the air. He finds you on the couch, curled up in a ball with bags of junk food at your feet, and is thouroughly confused. This is... not how bloodied humans usually react when he finds them.
He’ll freak out and once you explain things to him, but will still be confused and scared when you say that you’re dying while experiencing a particularly awful cramp. What do you mean you’re dying? No, no, that can’t be right. You look just fine!
Oh, god, you’re bleeding out and don’t know how to tell him — those kinds of thoughts go through his head. His job is literally to get people who were supposed to die — you can’t blame him for getting paranoid when he hears stuff like that.
He can’t exactly go out and buy things for you, but after the first time he experiences shark week with you, he makes sure you’re absolutely gonna be prepared for the next one that hits.
The Kinderfänger
Because Kinderfänger spends most of not all of his time around prepubescent children (nobody really knows what his song would do to teenagers. Frankly, we don’t wanna know.), he does not know what a menstrual cycle is. Which is why he immediately starts freaking out the first time it starts around him. He smells blood on you, and he flips the fuck out. Who hurt you?! Who drew your blood, little maus?!
When you finally calm him down enough to explain it to him, he’s both shocked and disgusted. Excuse me??? You bleed from your where now??? And this happens how often???
Once he’s gotten over the initial freak out, he refuses to let you out of the lair. His children are sent out to steal things that would make you feel better. Keep in mind that this is a likely-centuries-old smoke monster that has no idea what Google is, so he’s only going off what you say will help.
Hovers constantly. When you’re particularly moody, it does far more harm than good. If he senses that you’re upset, he’ll try to cuddle you to help you feel better. This will lead to his children coming up and hugging you with him. They may be mind-controlled demonic kiddies, but they love you almost as much as he does.
The Mordeo Queen
Honestly? The least useful. As much as she hates to hear about how much you’re in pain from cramps, she wouldn’t be able to help you if she wanted to. Not only is she in the woods, practically isolated from you if you live in the city, but the smell of blood is enough to send her predator instincts into overdrive.
It hurts her so much to hear how you suffer on in this time of the month, she’s worried that if she goes near you, she won’t be able to control herself and attack you. It’s not fun for her, either.
The best she can do, if you happen to live within the vicinity of her woods, is keep other Mordeo away from your house. She’ll sit outside your cabin like a guard dog and attack any Mordeo that comes investigating the intoxicating scent of blood. As the most sentient Mordeo, she has the most control over her beastly instincts, and really, are they gonna argue with the leader of the pack?
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Crypt Monster Universe “Fuck” Meme
Regularly says “fuck”
Soot
The Brute
Cheshire
The Mordeo
Telos
Taylor
Has sworn off saying “fuck”, but has said it at some point
Dream Screecher
Mira Mira
Geppeto (Crypt Fables)
Roger (Sunny Family Cult)
Rapunzel (Crypt Fables)
Has not said “fuck” before, but can do so if desired
Aponi
The Look-See
The Mordeo Queen
Shelley
The Thing in The Apartment
The Reek
Has not said “fuck” before, and refuses to say it
The Birch
The Ice Cream Man
Terra
Morgu
The Kinderfänger
Walter
Legally cannot say “fuck”
Silas/Pinocchio
Anthony Kane (My First Day)
Estelle Adelle
Scamp
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doodleferp · 3 years
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THAT KINDERFÄNGER ENDING THO YOU GUYS LIKE WOW
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doodleferp · 4 years
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(screams into the void)
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