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angel-dust-addict · 1 year
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//WAIT. IS TODAY THE NEW HELLUVA EPISODE?!
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galactic-murmaider · 1 year
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Okay weeb tangents aside Last Wish is a good movie, still rooting for GDT’s Pinocchio at the Oscars sure but I still had a really good time seeing it with my sister in an empty theater. I do have one unorthodox thought though:
I weirdly miss Dingo Pictures, just to see what kid of nonsense they would do to cash in on it 😂. Like Charlie Cat would have to do some kind of weird favor for Hans that turns into a journey with him, Lucy, and Krummel with such obstacles as QUEST INTERRUPTING BEARS! and Balto…and unlike the movie proper he’s just some asshole and not the Grim Reaper, after all we all know the Grim Reaper of the Dingo Cinematic Universe would be Wabuu. I mean I would piss myself if I heard “a-shoopy doopy doo” whistled in a dark alley.
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rowanwolf · 1 year
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I really want chicken. I have some in the fridge, I just know I shouldn't eat it. I cannot have chicken. Not without extra antihistamines. But I love chicken, it's delicious. And I'm having a rather foxy sort of shift (kitsune, actually, but that is still technically a fox) and food is one of my big things with my kintypes and having shifty days and whatnot. This is like I make salmon (or other fish, but mostly salmon) when I'm feeling gryphon-y. But I cannot have chicken. It's not even so much the chicken I want as the tearing it apart with my teeth off the bone. But I cannot have chicken. I am allergic to chickens. Just the entire chicken. Can't eat them, can't wear them, can't spend any amount of time in enclosed spaces with live ones. If I do, I started itching and my eyes get puffy. This is true of birds in general. So I cannot have chicken.
But what's more the point than my determination to eat things I shouldn't: Who the fuck decided it was a good idea to bring a GRYPHON back as a human who is ALLERGIC TO BIRDS? What sort of fucked up cosmic joke was this? Really, universe? Really?
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marksandrec · 1 year
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2526
It's either the cops or Darkiplier. (Dialogue from the meme, more or less.)
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myreputatioooon · 24 days
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Eldritch crptid batfam au I made three days ago in meme
idea inspired from writing prompts in memes, and these Lady Gotham AUs
Cryptid batman prompt & au
cryptid batfam cuz lady gotham (dpxdc)
cryptid batfamily writing prompt memes
eldritch batfam writing prompt memes
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((bonus points if you can figure out which memes are and aren't in-universe btw, doubly do if you can do all of them because I sure can't minus like the last two lmao))
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GET EUTROPHICATED IDIOT
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transjudas · 9 months
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L.S. Dunes Los Angeles, 8/6/23 (x)
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sarandipitywrites · 5 months
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NaNo update 11/14
today i learned lienzo is dyslexic. why do i gotta learn about things this way, man? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME
in other news, broke 25k today. i'm ahead of schedule, huzzah!
Lienzo squinted at the text. It was handwritten in a tight, spidery script that mashed into itself as it trampled across the page. Only the headline was clear. "...Runes?" "Yes! With the use of runes, or sigils, one could hypothetically..." Lienzo tried to pay attention. He truly did. But with no legible text to follow and the beast prattling on, building his explanations on foundations Lienzo barely possessed, if he had them at all, his mind swirled like kelp stuck in a boat's propeller. "...Lienzo?" "Yeah! Yeah, I'm listening. Runes. Areas of effect. Reduction of..." His mind was blank. His cheeks reddened. He slumped forward onto the desk with a moan. This was why he'd stopped going to school when he was eight. He squeezed his eyes shut and waited for it. "I'm sorry. I've been talking for far too long. I'm going to make coffee; do you drink it?" Coffee. He couldn't remember the last time he'd been able to afford it. "In what my maza calls 'disturbing and grotesque amounts.'"
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cure-rose · 4 months
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Rant incoming, cw // fakeclaiming (plurality), capslock
So we just got tagged in a long as fuck post that was basically fakeclaiming us...
like first off, they went off on a whole tirade about how we were self-diagnosing and how that could be harmful or whatever, and how APPARENTLY we are diagnosing ourselves with DID (WE ARE NOT, LET US GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY.)
And THEN they had the audacity to compare our parogenic system to kinning OCs...man, WE ARE FICTIONKIN. WE KNOW WHAT KINNING IS, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON.
And the rest of the post was bullshit like "get professional help" and fun stuff (/s) like that.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit, seriously. If you come into our mentions with that shit we swear, we WILL block on sight.
Also to note, we were the only one tagged in that lovely (/s) post. Which makes it feel like it was specifically targeted towards us. Fucking hell.
We are HERE, and we exist proudly. And if you do not like that? Well then get the fuck out of here, why don't ya!
- Signed, Mage Rose...aka The Lunar Collective.
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gamblingluck · 2 months
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i don't know why but this is funny to me???
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i wrote a poem about black siren.
DESPITE THE MIRROR'S LIES,
i am not a
pretty bird.
my beauty is an illusion;
i am blackness,
i am hunger,
my song is not a mating call.
there are feathers
sticking out of my
bloodied
mouth;
I HAVE TEETH FOR A REASON.
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jewishdainix · 2 years
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me when im thinking about Randy:
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glambots · 1 year
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Imagine taking Sun and Moon or any of the animatronics really, to a planetarium and watch as they get their minds blown
YES PLEASE I WANT TO TAKE MOON TO A PLANETERIUM AND TAKE HIM INTO ONE OF THOSE IMAX THEATERS THAT SHOWCASE THE GALAXY UP CLOSE ALL AROUND THE ROOM--
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myreputatioooon · 2 months
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EXODIA . . . OBLITERATE!!!!!!!!!
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florence-is-gay · 1 year
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GUYS THIS IS MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER DARREN BAXOM, HE'S NOT A RECOLOR!!! HE'S ACTUALLY BARON DRAXUM'S TWIN BROTHER, HE WAS BULLIED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL FOR BEING A HOMOSEXUAL, NOT ONLY IS HE DRAXOM'S BROTHER BUT ALSO HIS BIGGEST RIVAL AFTER LOU JITSU AND HE ACTUALLY HAS A BIG HOMOSEXUAL CRUSH ON LOU JITSU AND WAS HIS NUMBER ONE FAN, HE COULDN'T STAND FOR HIS BROTHER TO DESTROY WHAT HE LOVED AND BE WANTED TO TAKE THE NINJA TURTLES IN LIKE HIS OWN SONS LIKE A REAL LOVING FATHER, ALSO THE OOZE SQUITOS WERE ACTUALLY DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO KILL DARREN BC BARON HATED HIS BROTHER AND HATES HOMOSEXUALS BUT HIS PLAN FAILED SO HE HAD TO REWORK THE SQUITOS ALSO DARREN SECRETLY GOES GO THE LOU JITSU DOJO ANOTHER ONE OF HS SECRETS IS HE DANCES ALONE IN HIS ROOM TO KPOP <3
please don't make fun of him, i worked very hard on him!
ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL!!!!
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hey Potato what form of potato do you prefer?
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MASHED POTATOES NOM NOM
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