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safer-02 · 5 months
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Doodles of my childhood book series.
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cat-girl777 · 5 months
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Rodrick ㊗🎧"
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clazbly · 7 months
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in a other universe the driary of a wimpy kid cast would have been the cast of lord of the flies. like imagine piggy saying, “dont call me. dont come by my house.” to ralph after he told everyone to call him piggy.
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I think the thing I like about the Heffley family is that they feel real. I don't find many families in fiction where they are not either pretty much perfect and idealized, abusive, or a point is made about them being flawed (all three are valid and should happen more in fiction. It's just nice to see something else, though). The Heffleys simply are just a dysfunctional, flawed family and I think that's neat.
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ethancrossmedia · 1 year
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More photos from when I was watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade earlier this morning on NBC.
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How are NONE OF YOU discussing the fact that the former actor for Greg Heffley MURDERED HIS MOM and CAME UP WITH A PLOT TO KILL THE PRIME MINISTER?!?!?!?!
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iwantaaccount · 4 months
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the fact that the world of norm dose not have any fandom while other child book series about a kid having a dairy makes me so sad T-T (it's techinally not the same diary genre thing but still such a good book series fr)
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greg-heffley-pardoy · 5 months
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Manny was shot dead in the chest by me after he said "that's so sigma" after my father abandoned us
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kaicubus · 9 months
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Dating Rodrick Heffley
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warnings ✩° : fluff headcanons, cursing.
pairing ✩° : rodrick heffley x fem!reader
authors note ✩° : this is so random but i was on tik tok and i saw an edit of him and i was slapped in the face with this idea!! yiPEEEEE!!!! this is the content i intended on posting when everything settled.
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Your parents are convinced that Rodrick is a bad influence on you, and they're right. Being with Rodrick has changed you for the worst and for the better, he’s seen you at your lowest and your highest. But he’s proud of you no matter what happens. In fact, he’s your biggest supporter.
Being over after school every day means you bond really well with his family, and they love you since you seem to have a better influence on him than anything else. I mean, ever since you two started dating, he’s actually been doing his homework and his attendance has significantly improved. That being said, you are definitely a celebrity to Rodrick’s little brother and his friend, Greg and Rowley.
Speaking of the two, you're like their saving grace when it comes to shielding them from the teenage angst that is Rodrick—or in their eyes, the biggest bully they've ever encountered.
There have been many times where Greg tries explaining to you just how bad of a brother Rodrick is, but he never gets farther than a few words before Rodrick slams the door in his face or spills some drink he’s holding onto him.
He’s not that open to listening to your kind of music (if it’s drastically different than the kind of stuff he would listen to) but in secret...in secret he kicks his feet and twirls around imagining you doing the same thing to all the lyrics. He’s a cutie patootie when he’s not being a resentful menace.
Despite that, you spend most of your after school days in Rodrick’s bedroom, garage, or his van just talking about things or listening to him play. He plays a kind of music you never thought you’d listen to before, but have grown to like because not only does he have CDs of all his songs burned into them, but plays other music similar to that genre.
He makes multiple efforts to teach you the guitar with you on his lap and the guitar pressing you both together, but all those times Greg comes in because he wants to try and get on your good side.
If you're not there at band practice, like how you normally are, Rodrick makes all these mistakes and fumbles with playing. Since you're the designated band girlfriend, it’s pretty much a necessity for you to be around him when he practices, otherwise he gets nothing done. Sometimes it’s a problem, but for the most part, you’re like his buff.
Rodrick’s banned from your house because he tried sneaking in your room through your window, but he ended up landing on your mom’s patch of freshly bloomed flowers. When she found out, she wasn’t happy, and even though she tried so hard to excuse his looks, his lack of direction, his rebellious nature, she just couldn’t excuse the sad death of her flower children. So she banned him. Now you guys have to meet in secret or at school or his house, just anywhere not near your house.
He still makes an awkward effort to get your parents to like him, but it never really works out. He either shows up late or shows up with half his clothes missing or drenched in strange fluids because of pranks pulled by his little brother on his way out.
“Mrs. and Mr. L/n—”
“Lime green paint...on my white porch. Can you believe it, honey?”
“Just go, kid.”
“Alright!”
He gives you rides to and from school in his janky ass van, but it’s your only form of transportation so you don’t complain. Everything pretty much happens in that van. Everything.
His form of PDA is wrapping an arm around you loosely and just walking with you, not so much holding your hand. He also really likes just resting his arm on your head or squishing your cheeks together to make funny faces even if it pisses you off sometimes, he thinks it’s cute.
Free band dates!! Meaning that, you get free access to Löded Diper gigs, and the best seats watching your boyfriend and his band mates thrash around. You also get free merch...teehehehehe...
Oddly enough, Rodrick ends up turning soft for you and doing things no one in his family would expect out of him. Like taking you out on drive in dates, or getting you flowers, or just smiling more. Not saying he’s emo or edgy, but he is pretty punkish and reluctant to show any sort of affection. It certainly is off putting to Greg at least. 
He asks you to do his eyeliner because you have an unlimited supply of it, and at least he doesn't have to use his mom’s anymore. People can usually tell when you do his eyeliner and when he does it himself; it’s pretty easy to differentiate.
If Rodrick doesn't want to be someplace and is dragged along by his family, the mere mention of you attending the same event makes him suddenly excited to be there. More excited than the planner. He’ll go on tangents about you, and it really doesn’t matter who’s listening. He looks all bad and mean, but as soon as someone talks about you, his face changes completely.
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moonywannnabe · 2 years
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nancy wheeler absolutely was one of the kids that kept a diary ever since she was like five and now has a whole shelf dedicated to her old notebooks. (robin definitely teased her about some of the “baby wheeler” entries about steve more than once.)
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wemwem · 1 year
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Rodrick fucks
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Seems that not a lot of people know that Roderick Rules (animated) is already on Disney +
And I understand why
In my opinion; After the first half hour, the movie feels very long, but at least it picks up the pace at the end. I also think that, since Diary Of a Wimpy Kid has 15 books (and maybe more in the future) they should make a series, so they could cover each book in a better way, I don't know, I don't plan to read that many books
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Dairy of a wimpy kid books
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superherokisser · 3 months
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sitting on the washing machine:3
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zombiehearts2007 · 8 days
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Pretend of the sick of this terrible draw meme I draw from Dairy of a wimpy kid that Nancy would care
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y2kprincessx · 2 years
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literally my childhood, going into the book section at Marshalls to build my collection! 🌟 dairy of a wimpy kid but girl boss edition!
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